let's be friends

"By the way, you should have just changed from a tadpole to a toad, and you are still developing abnormally. Otherwise, how could you have such a long tail."

"Wow! You human beings are really not good! You actually laughed at my tail! Woowa! Hundan! I won't play with you anymore!"

The little toad, whose self-esteem was seriously hurt, wailed loudly, dropped the knife in his hand, and grabbed his own tail.

"You are just like other bastard monsters, you laugh at my tail, you laugh at our in vitro fertilization, you have the ability to laugh at our reproductive methods, and you have the ability to laugh at peach blossom demons! Cherry blossom demons! They are still hermaphrodites! Even so, don't you humans still have sex? Are you having fun!"

"Uh...Little brother, calm down first, I have something to ask you."

Annoyed by the brat crying and making noise, Rin rubbed his brows with a headache, not knowing what to do with the monster in front of him.

"Wait... um... So, the Peach Blossom Demon is actually ￥...& help her?!"

After comprehending some great information from it, Rin thought of the Onmyoji he played, and the various Japanese and Japanese versions of Strange Tales from a Chinese studio popular in District 11, and couldn't help shivering, feeling that the world view had finally collapsed to the ground.

"Guna! I also have dignity, never deal with humans again! When I become an adult! I will lick you to death! Woohoo!"

After finishing speaking, it dropped the machete abruptly, turned around and jumped into the river, and it was calm for a while, as if nothing had happened.

It took a while to recover from the love story to the story of the ghosts of the mountains in women's clothing to the story series. Rin silently picked up the machete it had thrown on the ground, feeling guilty for hurting a small toad.

So he took the machete and walked to the bank, and dropped the machete to the river bank, hoping that the little toad would be able to retrieve its weapon in the future.

After throwing the machete, Rin turned around and was about to leave when bubbles appeared on the surface of the river not far from him. The vision made him stop and look towards the river bank.

A little girl with blue hair and double ponytails rises from the water with a smile on her face, with a lotus leaf on her head and a tortoise shell for children's cosplay. Apart from being cute and human, she looks like... …

"Hey, Hecheng Hecho."

This future branch representative of Gensokyo Kappa Heavy Industries Co., Ltd. and image person suddenly appeared in front of Rin, and silently took out a machete.

"Human boy, what you lost is this hundred-steel machete..."

Then came a thing that was even more polished and smooth, like a ship-chopping knife: "Or this Metal Gear limited-edition machete?"

In the end, he proudly took out the last blade, spinning and rolling like the blade of a chainsaw. It looked like a black-tech super big knife: "Then what you lost must be this titanium alloy high-tech fully automatic blade. Cutting the 800 black technology titanium alloy knife with 8848 million ion shocks inside the knife handle and hidden micro-explosive shells?!"

... MMP, what are you talking about so fast that I don't understand, and is it only at the beginning of the 8th century that your Kappa hangs like this? !

It took eight seconds to stand quietly on the spot to digest He Chenghe's advertisement, Rin turned to look at the strangely shaped sword, and said in a blunt voice, "What's the matter with the last one?"

"Yo! Human teenagers really value this one. Look at the streamlined sound of the machine. The handle alone is wrapped with the softest part of the thousand-year-old crocodile monster's real crocodile skin. There is a sense of tallness in the hand. The enjoyment of the Ninth Five-Year Supreme Edition, blah blah blah blah, 8848 titanium alloy knife, you deserve it."

"Uh, didn't you say that this is the one I lost, so give it back to me."

"Thank you for your patronage of 999999 gold, no counter-offering for hot sale promotions, human beings, this price is basically a big sale of our kappa's blood loss, think about it, how much it costs to make titanium alloy, and blah blah blah..."

"..."

Rin's current feeling is like playing a game and encountering a so-called mysterious shop, clicking in and discovering that all tm is an artifact.

If other players might give up, because there is no way to spend so much money, for Rin, a mere 100 million gold is no pressure.

So, in Hecheng Hequ's expression of bewildered encountering a super boss, he turned the phone over and poured all the gold coins into the river.

"...Wow! I finally made a deal! Wow! I told you that you can get rich in this way, why didn't those Kappa believe it! It's all mine! Gold! It's all mine Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Feeling almost done, Rin stopped pouring gold coins out, and stretched out his hand to the kappa, who handed him the knife happily, lying on the hill that had been piled up with gold, with a happy face, and the river still washed away.

Rin smiled slightly. It seems that the careers of the Kappa boys have just started, and it is appropriate to support them. He coughed a few times, which attracted He Chenghe's attention, and he continued: "Next, I will do business. How much do you pay for things?"

Putting cameras, TVs, and all kinds of black technology brought from Academy City in front of his eyes, Rin noticed Kawashiro Hato's jaw that was about to drop, so he gave up as soon as it was good, and only took out [-]% Left and right, while explaining various functions to her.

Hecheng Hequ took the gold coins back, couldn't hold back, and flew towards a pile of high-tech. He was about to roll around, but because of the tortoise shell he was carrying, he turned his legs upside down and couldn't climb for a long time. When he got up, he could only get out of the turtle shell jacket, kicked it away angrily, and continued to pounce on the high-tech products.

"Tell me about the price."

"That... woohoo, that knife is all my heart and soul, can I buy it with gold?"

"Okay, come on, I'll give you a quote."

The long series of astronomical figures frightened He Chenghe, pursed his lips as if he was about to cry, silently took off the lotus leaf on his head, and held the small bag hidden under the lotus leaf in his hand , after opening it, he groaned and said: "I... I don't have enough gold, so I can only use what I picked up, if you don't dislike it..."

She took out all kinds of treasures from the small bag, including night pearls, dragon scales, and radiant corals. A lot of treasures piled up into a hill, so that Rin finally knew that there is another mountain, and it is not advisable to bully Kappa. .

However, He Cheng himself didn't think so, and his face was full of shame: "Except for those shiny ones, the rest are just picked up rags and I don't want to throw them away...As long as you like it, I'll give it all to you."

"Broken... tattered?!"

It took a long time to understand that Kappa only likes shiny treasures and ignores the fact that other things of higher value are considered tattered. He Cheng's heart tightened.

"Hey...forget it, it's your first time doing business, the kappa must have had a hard time, I barely accepted the rags, and the rest is my investment, um... how should I take a share? "

"Hey?"

The Kappa who was pleasantly surprised shook his hand in panic: "I can't do it now, I have to go back and discuss it with my other companions."

After all, the deal was finally reached, and Rin exchanged a pile of rags for a pile of hard-to-find treasures. After He Chenghe left, he finally couldn't hold back his paralyzed face, and laughed out loud.

The mysterious businessman event that was triggered this time... is bloody money!

There are all kinds of treasures in the phone, and there are even many that can directly increase his current level of manipulating "Qi" by a large margin.

Rin liked this group of cute kappa so much, he took out the communicator given to him by He Chenghe, feeling very happy, and continued to set off.

Chapter 260 Eighth

It was some distance away from the Kappa before Rin remembered that there was still one important thing to do.

However, it is not urgent at the moment. When Kappa Heavy Industries develops electronic technology, they can order to make mobile phones. If it is not possible, it would be good to kidnap a group of moon-faced people to study mobile phones and games.

I feel that I have gained a lot today, both materially and spiritually. Rin’s mood value is kept at the MAX state and does not drop. I walk by the river bank while playing music on my mobile phone. Starship spaceship or something.

Well, if you fool around with these silly boys and girls in the river, you might be able to reap priceless benefits.

Facts have proved that, even with such a heaven-defying superposition of luck, being able to earn a monster in one day, let alone the wealth accumulated over ten thousand years, is already considered a cap.

In the evening, the sky was already dark, and Rin just picked up one and didn't know if it was a giant conch or not. Anyway, this is today's dinner.

Clean the conch meat, cut it into pieces, dig out a high-temperature salamander skin in the mobile phone space, spread it on tin foil, prepare the seasoning, add fruits and vegetables and other side dishes, and wait for the meal.

After the meal, I had nothing to do while sitting down, so I sorted and piled up the treasures that I bought from Hecheng He from the legitimate business.

He can recognize it in less than one-tenth of it, and the rest of them have all kinds of strange shapes, and he doesn't dare to play and eat them. He can only throw them back into the space equipment and ask the knowledgeable sister Zi someday, and the rest will be recognized based on their shapes. roughly.

Of course, there are more special ones, such as a golden sea cucumber, which can feel full of "Qi" when touched, and also increases the Qi he can manipulate. Of course, this sea cucumber has been cut by him now. It was stewed in several sections and eaten.

The first day of the trip was so full that Rin was full of expectations for the future practice.

……

As soon as the next day dawned, Rin put away the tent and sleeping bag, and started the next day's itinerary.

It was not too far to walk along the river bank. The river still converged and forked into a stream in the mountains and forests. Rin opened the phone map to look at the location, crossed it, and entered the dense forest.

This is not Rin's first time entering the forest, and he knows the danger, so he resisted not playing on his mobile phone to listen to music, and kept an eye on his surroundings, with a few trigger magic scrolls pinned to his waist.

The deeper the forest, the more humid the air and the lower the temperature. Even though there are many evergreen trees, most of them are still covered with withered and yellow clothes.

After walking through the forest for a day, I encountered a few monsters. The strange thing was that they seemed to be on an urgent matter, so they didn't take care of Rin, and ran wildly in one direction all the way.

It's fine if there are only one or two, but when I met several, this appearance aroused Rin's curiosity.

At night, I wanted to set up camp and have a good rest, but on the way, I encountered a large number of little monsters, at least 20, rushing in one direction.

Feeling that the monsters might gather to take drugs, gather people to gamble, curiosity overcame his avoidance, and followed the group of monsters all the way.

After two or three hours, I gradually flew out of the forest and came to the endless plain.

Not long after wandering in the plain, the monsters stopped and gathered beside a huge ancient tree, surrounded the tree circle after circle, there were about one or two hundred of them, and there was only one expression on their strange faces, that is Awe and horror.

Standing on a tree farther away, Rin passed through the monsters with a telescope. Looking at their shapes, there were no more than ten of them transformed, and the rest were basically little monsters.

After looking through the binoculars for a long time, there was not a single threatening monster. Seeing them like this, they seemed to be gathering, waiting for more powerful monsters to appear, and Rin was also silently waiting to watch the excitement.

According to the knowledge Youxiang instilled in him about the level of monsters, Rinbi did a comparison, and found that those who have not yet transformed into human forms are all low-level little monsters, which are commonly known as experience slimes, and the characteristics of transformed monsters are particularly obvious. Those in disguise are low-level monsters.

Of course, some monsters like to show their racial characteristics to the outside, and they usually like to leave tails and ears. This kind of monsters are not counted. The low-level monsters mentioned here generally refer to incomplete transformations. Except for fox monsters, who are born with superb talents in transforming shapes.

That is to say, the group of monsters surrounded under the tree are no more than low-level monsters at the highest level, and the monsters they are waiting for should not be able to snatch them anywhere.

Rin waited for a long time but didn't see the leader appearing, and the group of monsters screamed and screamed in a short time, which made him feel strange. He adjusted the super telescope closer again, scanned carefully, and finally finally A small bird was found on a branch obscured by leaves.

Its body is too small, its color is not bright, it is indeed difficult to find among the leaves, and it has not turned into a human form, so it is neither prominent nor deterrent in a group of monsters.

Rin observed the bird carefully. It had a special shape, especially the wings. It was more like bat wings with fluffy feathers instead of fleshy wings. It didn't match the appearance of the birds he knew.

I don't know what it said, but the monsters around the tree showed expressions of panic and even wanting to die, and even a few little monsters on the periphery tiptoed to leave.

According to the law of the jungle, could it be that this strange bird is planning to eat other monsters?

Rin became more and more certain that he was not interested in such bloody and cruel things. He was quite bored and was about to take back his binoculars, but the strange bird standing on the tree branch flew to the ground and turned into a human form.

She has dark pink hair, and the huge wings on the back because of the human form are obvious. No matter how she looks at it, Rin thinks it looks familiar, but she can't remember the name for a long time.

I searched my memory carefully, thinking back from the handles of Gensokyo one by one, and finally realized it.

"Isn't this the backup ration for Youyouzi?! That night sparrow, uh...what's it called? Mi...mi...little broken bone!"

Rin, who was complacent about finally figuring out who the other party was, compared the fighting power of Xiaogurui, and found that he was weaker than himself, and was even more happy in his heart.

Today's Rin is no longer the idiot and sweetness of the past. Since returning to more than 1000 years ago, the skill tree of social people has finally been opened. Although he is not proficient, he has also entered the door anyway.

Based on his own social experience, Rin deliberated for half a minute before deciding to jump down and catch Little Bones for extortion and abduction to see if there were any unexpected gains.

However, before he got close, Yeque opened his mouth full of affection in the face of despair on the faces of the monsters.

Behind her, a giant snake beat the bark with its tail, rhythmically.

The rhythmic and strong singing voice spreads out, and Rin can hear it clearly even if it is two kilometers away.

Her songs were full of dynamics and she spoke very fast, no matter how they sounded, they sounded like modern pop music. Behind her, several invisible snakes also began to twist their bodies and dance.

This was supposed to be a nice little concert, but before it lasted half a minute, the monsters around her started to go crazy one by one, shouting without warning and started fighting with each other. Twisted together.

The scene was extremely chaotic, only a dozen or so monsters were able to twist normally to the beat of the drum beat by the snake demon. The main types of monsters were snakes, scorpions, bats, and spiders.

Thinking about it carefully, the seemingly normal ones are all monsters who have not yet transformed into human form, have biological instincts, and have no hearing and rely on other senses...

This discovery shocked Rin, and then he found that his blood was surging, and his head became a little confused. He quickly took out a cold silver clam from his mobile phone, his slightly confused head suddenly woke up, and his heart also calmed down.

In fact, manipulating "Qi" can also be isolated, but Rin is too lazy to do it and doesn't want to waste it. It is of course easier to borrow foreign objects.

The poor little monsters went berserk while singing, and their attacks became more and more fierce. After singing a song, they were still not awake, still tearing and gnawing.

Little Bone, who had recovered from the selfless singing, was full of anticipation to see how the response would be. His originally bright eyes turned gray and dull after seeing the scene in front of him.