let's be friends

A large group of girls surrounded Rin, their eyes were shining brightly, and every word you said to me was as lively as a shopping festival, which shocked him to the spot at that time.

Suddenly he noticed that the five guards and the girl who betrayed him were also there, and one of them was still holding his knife. Rin finally came to his senses and hurriedly squeezed out of the pile of girls to come to his side: "Give me back my knife!" give me!"

"Okay! My lord!"

The other party's face was red with excitement, and he handed the knife back to Rin, and said excitedly: "My lord! I will serve Hoshiguma-sama well in the future! We have done so much for your marriage! Don't ask for anything, just snap 9 One repayment is enough!"

"Wow! I succeeded! The reward is mine!"

Here Yuzi is dancing happily, like an epileptic patient, especially conspicuous in the crowd, Rin squeezed towards the culprit, met her gratified eyes, smiled slightly, his face turned livid, and pulled the knife out of the scabbard .

"..."

Yuzi's smile disappeared quickly, as if she understood what she was about to face, she turned around and ran away: "Wow! The bridegroom officer was so angry after being raped by Mr. Xingxiong that he wanted revenge!"

"Wow! There is such a thing as being strong!"

"Okay... great (wiping saliva)."

"Yuzi, don't be cowardly! Hold him down and take off his pants! Take off his pants!"

"Don't be stupid, you will be beaten to death by Hoshiguma-sama, he is your husband after all."

The rumors made my brain dizzy for a while, I felt chest tightness and flustered, listening to their rumors in front of them became more and more outrageous, and finally even rumored that he had sex XX times in these two hours, fucked Yongyi and added a Watermelon, the movement was so wide that it shattered the Shimen, and the blackness in front of his eyes almost made him faint.

"I...what the hell am I doing with this group of psychopaths?"

Clutching his chest and asking himself, Rin squinted at the convulsing ghost girls, turned around and walked towards the palace with a knife in his hand.

I can't beat you, I can't beat you, I'll just stay at home and play games, right? !

With the idea of ​​breaking the pot and falling, he hadn't walked a few steps before he heard Yuzi's disappointed voice: "Oh, the strategy of playing hard to get failed, why didn't you come after me? If you come after me, you can find a place where no one is around and press the button." Pour it on the ground and squeeze the jy, store it in cold storage and sell it to other women who want to have a child with a lot of money! Great business!"

She looked very painful, and Rin, who understood what she meant, felt even more painful, and entered the palace without looking back.

He was dizzy due to anger, walked very fast, his head was in a mess, and he didn't pay attention to the road in front of him.

Ibaraki had just completed a complete set of sauna and SPA fans wrapped in rags used as bath towels, holding a polished and smooth bronze mirror between his fingers, looking left and right at his face, smiling all over.

"Oh, you are so cute and beautiful, why are you a ghost clan? You see, what do you have in common with those vulgar, sloppy ghost clans? You must be a child picked up from a fairy, um, in a group of ugly ducklings The white swan between, blah blah blah."

Talking to himself, the narcissistic Immortal Baozi was obsessed with his own elegance and beauty, and he didn't notice the road in front of him, and collided with Lin Zhizhi.

Originally excellent strength is as stable as poi, but because he was caught off guard and did not have the slightest precaution, he was overwhelmed by Rin on the ground. The bath towel that was simply tied was cut open in an instant, and the holy light erupted from the front of B's ​​Oppai, but it did not stab blind Rin's eyes.

Because at this time his head was in the gap in the holy light.

"...you...you, good you Ibaraki!"

Yongyi herself is very heroic, dragging a watermelon on her body, and the corner of the watermelon even got into her leg, but she can come and go freely without being bothered by it.

The two of them did not fight in the room relying on their last rationality, so they decided to fight for wine, and took out the water of life that Rin boasted about very powerfully. Yongyi, who has a heart, tasted a little on his leg, and then resolutely chose to give up temporarily.

He wandered out to play, and saw the scene in front of him as soon as he walked to the hall.

Rin, who was already used to facial cleanser, found a support point without any hesitation and without pretentiousness. It was too late to feel something wrong with his hand, so he could only support Oupai to stand up neatly, and naturally turned his head away, exempting Hazard of the Holy Light.

"Woo...it hurts."

Immortal Baozi was about to burst into tears, and quickly checked whether one part of himself had been pressed into another, and was relieved to find that it was fine, and quickly changed back the cumbersome clothes he had previously despised On her body, her eyes were full of tears, her neck was stiffly twisted towards Yongyi, and her lips were trembling.

"Yong...Yongyi, I didn't steal your man, really, you have to believe me!"

Rin sighed, and bowed to Baozi Immortal: "I'm very sorry, I swear I didn't see or touch anything... Um, I don't know where I touched, I'm always very sorry, by the way I don't He is not married to Yongyi, he is still an innocent boy."

As soon as he finished speaking, Ibaraki breathed a sigh of relief, straightened his clothes, took a deep breath, and said with a serious expression on his face: "You said it earlier, I made me think that I would do such an outrageous thing as seducing other people's husbands, since I don't have that Let me ask you, do you know whether a man and a woman can kiss or not, you have to be responsible for this, hey, human beings are becoming more and more irresponsible, today I want to talk about you..."

Ibaraki, who didn't even change his temper, nagged him for half an hour. Just when Rin was in a daze and didn't know who he was and who his wife was, he slowly stopped the long talk, and finally sighed silently. Tone: "In this way, I can only follow the ancient precepts and marry you."

Yongyi swallowed her saliva, and finally figured out what and why Ibaraki's long speech was foreshadowing, and felt that her lungs were about to explode on the spot: "Okay, you, keep saying that it's for my own good, now you are the one who steals men, and you are the one who robs men , don't you want to show your face."

"Yongyi, I'm not talking about you, it's because you have too much temper, so people outside think that our ghost clan is rude and arrogant. This shortcoming must be corrected."

"Wow! Stop talking nonsense! Fight or drink!"

After chatting harshly, Ibaraki Hua, who was still teaching and educating ghosts, froze for a while, and played with his sleeves when his face changed: "Come on! Fighting wine! I'm trying to reason with you, but you think this girl is afraid of you!" A vulgar idiot?!"

The well-educated, gentle and kind-hearted Miss Ibaraki has not yet had the acting skills of the future, and soon revealed her true nature. She was about to take out her wine vessel to show the garbage star Xiong Yongyi who is the boss of the ghost clan, when she suddenly saw that the other party took out a Glass bottle, can't help but be curious.

Hoshiguma Yuki, who never showed any dark belly, handed the water of life to Ibaraki Hana fan while watching Rin's weird eyes, and sneered: "It's not a ghost if you don't do it."

"Ha ha."

Although Ibaraki Huashan has a lot of opinions on being a ghost, it doesn't mean that she is a person who admits defeat. She has the blood of the ghost clan that you can either coward or do it, and her pride and self-esteem will never allow her to admit defeat.

Ignoring the watermelon that has been used as an ornament on Yongyi's legs until now, she stretched out her hand and smashed the bottle cap, sniffed it, and found that the smell of wine was very strong, her eyes glistened, and she poured it down boldly to her lips.

"Wow! My throat is about to burn..."

Face didn't say a complete sentence, and she fell to the ground in front of her eyes.

"Weak chicken."

Rin quietly swallowed, looking at the empty bottle with 600ML written on it, not worth it for the Baozi Immortal.

The current ghosts have not tasted all kinds of modern wines like they did in Gensokyo in the future. At this historical stage, they are indeed the strongest in the world. That is because the alcohol itself is not high. Just a mouthful of stuffiness will not work.

Eliminating the two competitors with little effort, Yongyi took a sip of Laobaigan leisurely, wiped his mouth, and looked at Rin: "What are you planning to do?"

"Um... let's practice swords, is there any convenient place?"

"Cultivation, I happen to be in a better mood, so let me guide you, I just happen to have a little research on 'Qi'."

Rin was overjoyed, and instantly forgot what happened just now, and also forgot that the girl in front of her was full of forced marriages, and followed Yongyi around the palace to the back mountain.

The training officially began.

This exercise lasted from early morning to noon, and Yongyi's strength was just right, and he completely controlled his ability in the competition with Rin. Even so, he still tortured Rin thousands of times with his super high combat experience.

Sitting on the ground panting, Rin looked at Yongyi, who was not blushing and not panting, holding a wine glass, and couldn't help but start to think in her heart, who would have a better chance of winning compared to Miss Youxiang.

"Let's stop here today, it's too late, I think you have a good background, do you have a master?"

"Well, it is."

Thinking of that boudoir lady who was leisurely and contented in the flower field, the gentle, kind, beautiful and virtuous Kazami Yuka, her cold brain automatically filtered out her appearance in a fighting state, and her head was full of spring-like smiles, and I couldn't help but miss her.

"Well, if you have nothing to do, you can go shopping more, our ghost clan is still very hospitable."

After talking about Yongyi, he planned to take a bath in the hot spring. In order to avoid the side effects of his lucky cheat...that is, getting into trouble with his passive eroge skills, Rin chose to stay away from the hot spring and return to the palace.

At this moment, Watermelon and Baozi, who were lying on the ground, sat up at the same time, shook their heads, and looked at each other: "Who am I? Where is this? Where did I come from, and where am I going?"

Standing in front of him, Rin silently watched the two ghosts who would drink the pieces and make them into sticks. They smashed their mouths and turned around to go back to play the game.

However, before walking a few steps, I suddenly realized that I didn’t know which room Jinkara was in. Thinking about it carefully, there are only four people living in the palace. It’s okay to see that room looks like no one has lived in it for a long time. ?

Rin, who felt that his IQ was above the line, looked at the two idiots sitting on the ground with contempt, then turned and walked to the side hall.

Pass Yongyi's house, the stone bed of the house on the left is a little shorter than that of ordinary people, and there is a ribbon on the table, which is obviously used for decoration by watermelon, Rin nodded and closed the stone door to go to the next one.

The room was meticulously and concisely maintained, and it looked very neat and clean. Rin reckoned that it should be the one who likes to preach and chatter, and other ghosts are usually very sloppy.

The fourth house looks a bit messy, and there is so much dust, it seems that it has been unoccupied for a while. Compared with other rooms, this house has a lot of decorations, and there are even a few paintings hanging on it. Even the stone bed style Unlike others, there are bedding!

Instantly judging that this room belonged to Jinkara, Rin got in, took the time to tidy up, lay down on the bed and started using the phone.

He hadn't rested for a while, and because of Yongyi's sore back and back pain, Rin lay down on the bed and fell asleep soundly after playing for less than two hours, and he didn't even change his position at night.

At this time, Ibaraki's eyes were dizzy and his eyes widened. He couldn't remember why he suddenly drank too much. He didn't have the slightest memory of the previous events. Woke up feeling better.

Although her head was still uncomfortable, at least she was still a little conscious. She felt that sleeping on the cold ground was an insult to her image. She pushed away the watermelon who was drooling and talking in her sleep, and walked unsteadily towards her bedroom.

In fact, she seldom rests in her own room, and spends most of her time wandering around, but now she can't do without rest in this state, so she can only go back to her dog's den.

The more he walked, the more dizzy his head became. Immortal Baozi, who felt that he was about to die, finally returned to his room, jumped up on his lovely bed, turned his head and fell asleep.

Chapter 270 Two Unforgettable Dramas One after another

Rin was sleeping.

In the dream, he experienced some earth-shattering events.

First of all, Eirin forcibly stripped her clothes and changed into a groom's suit, and was escorted to the wedding scene. Kaguya was smiling at herself through the veil.

On the spot of the wedding ceremony, when Kaguya and Kaguya met Eirin with their heads held down, Rin also saw the mother who was tied to the chair, surrounded by Ryuguji Kai who was tied up like rice dumplings, and his six older sisters and younger sisters. .

Was this also forced to attend the wedding?

Rin thought silently, just as he was about to reach the last step, a gap was opened, and the big-bellied Zi quickly grabbed Rin, forcing back the furious Yong Lin and Kaguya, and was about to step into the gap and run away .

During the daytime, the world turned purple-black, and the whole space became viscous and dignified. Zi Yakumo turned pale with shock, and opened the power of the realm, but his hand was empty. The dumb-haired Shenqi pulled Rin and squinted her eyes and smiled. .

At this time, the gate of Eternal Pavilion was broken open, and a group of girls from Gensokyo rushed in collectively, but they didn't look like they were here to make trouble in the bridal chamber, each of them gritted their teeth, among them Huo Qing'e, Missy, and Yongyi were the most excited, Gearing up to grab people.

A certain Megatron girl saw her mother-in-law also robbing people, shook her head in disbelief, backed up involuntarily, knocked Mu Q behind her to the ground, and almost went to see Yan Luo Wang when she had asthma.

Well, I'm afraid King Yan Luo didn't have time to meet her. At this time, Siji Yingji held up the megaphone and talked non-stop. Almost all the girls of Gensokyo girls were picked by her, and they were all convicted of robbing themselves. Prepare a spare male ticket after retirement.

In the dream, Rin couldn't control her body at all, and watched Shenqi wavering before her daughter and him, and was besieged by other Gensokyo girls because she was in a daze for too long.

In the chaos, a huge yin-yang jade fell from the sky, and fell to the ground less than half a meter away from Rin's body. After avoiding the other girls, the red and white witch pulled Rin and flew towards the sky, smiling triumphantly He said: "Haha, if you want to steal my wife's husband and meal ticket, go to hell, you scumbags!"

"Spicy Chicken Reimu! Let's fuck her to death!"

The girls below took off noisyly, and chased after Reimu. Zi, whose strength had been greatly reduced because of her big belly, touched her belly and opened the gap. Even if she risked her life, she would catch up.

Reimu's triumphant laughter didn't last for six seconds, a magic cannon piercing the sky directly blasted her into the air, and at the same time, Missy's Gungnir also flew out.

Originally, she was aiming at Reimu, but the sure-fire spear was suddenly changed direction by a mysterious force during the gliding, and it directly pierced Rin's bewildered face.

He retracted the umbrella and opened his arms, imagining that he would be able to receive Rin's Yuka immediately, and the smile of victory froze on his face.

So, all the Gensokyo girls stood there dumbfounded, and then rushed towards Remilia, who was squatting on the ground, hugging her head and acting cute with tears streaming down her face.

The poor head maid and loyal doorman were instantly overwhelmed by all kinds of magic cannons, and a few soul-returning butterflies flew quietly among them.

In a trance, Rin fell into a space that was red like a sunset, his body was still falling slowly, and finally fell in front of a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl in a sailor suit, black and straight.

The little sister with a small face and no expression was knitting something bored, staring blankly at Rin, a look of surprise burst out on her face, she stretched out her hand and grabbed Rin.

At this moment, a hole was opened in the red space, and the silver-haired girl with an outsized figure flew out backwards, as if she was directly blasted into this space.

She turned in mid-air, facing the ground, her eyes were of completely different colors, she was overjoyed to see Rin on the ground.

"Husband~~~~~~"