let's be friends

In a daze, Kaguya scratched his stomach, turned over, put his hand on Rin's body, and subconsciously scratched, feeling that the hand didn't feel right, opened his eyes, and looked at the person who was close at hand. Her eyes were a little dull, then she rubbed her eyes and smiled wryly: "Is my hallucination more and more recently, it's all caused by that irresponsible erotica, forget it, and continue to sleep."

After muttering a few words to herself, she closed her eyes, and opened them again within a few seconds: "Forget it, it won't hurt to look at the fantasy concubine body a few more times. Speaking of it... why did this hallucination take so long today?" disappeared?"

Curiously, she stretched out her snow-white arm and pinched Rin's nose, with a suspicious expression on her face: "There is still a sense of touch! Could it be high-tech imaging?"

Kaguya scratched at her hair, a little unclear whether it was reality or fantasy, she shook her head, and reached out to grab a certain part of Rin.

"Wow ah ah!"

Feeling being attacked, Rin jumped up from the bed, slapped Kaguya's hand away, covered a certain part, with grief and indignation on his face: "You...you female hooligan! I took my phone away! Where did you learn that?" The move here?"

Hui Ye smiled and shook his hand: "You have played with all the gals in your phone, what else is there that I don't know? Tsk, just pretending to be sleeping is not like that. Is it just that the concubine is an innocent little girl whose IQ drops by tens of thousands when she falls in love?"

"...Damn neet actually tricked me, you are a lady after all, don't you feel ashamed to do this kind of action, you don't want the dignified image of the princess of the moon, don't you even want the image of a woman?!"

"Hey, that kind of thing is not as fun as watching you being fertilized. Besides, didn't you say that the concubine forced you in the future? You have done the forced pushing, do you still care about the claw machine?"

"..."

Rin choked for a long time and didn't say anything. If Kaguya before leaving was only [-]% or [-]% close to the future, now she has completely become an out-and-out erotic neet. The inertia of history is really terrible.

Rin, who was angry from the heart and turned to the guts, felt that he had been greatly sexually harassed, and viciously prepared to push Kaguya onto the bedding, but Kaguya just threw himself into his arms, resolutely giving up the evil plan, Rin embraced Tightening Kaguya, the two remained silent.

After embracing each other silently for about an hour and a half, Rin didn't know how many times he sneezed because of Kaguya's hair, and said helplessly, "So what... isn't it too hot?"

"Huh? The concubine thought it was because you were reluctant to let go, so you came here with good intentions."

After speaking, Kaguya pushed him away, rubbed his shoulders complainingly, stood up and moved his body.

"Coincidentally, I think the same as Her Royal Highness the Princess."

After the idiot couple complained about each other, the atmosphere became inexplicably awkward. There were too many things to say, Rin sorted it out in his mind, and picked out the key points.

"Before I left, I made it clear to you that you should not play games or play games while the solar energy is charging. It will damage your lifespan. Tell me, how many chargers and learning machines have you worn out?"

Huiye took out the phone from his trouser pocket as if nothing had happened, and said calmly: "Anyway, these are the last ones, besides, what's the fuss, there are only so many games in one machine, and I can't let the concubine play it hundreds of times Well, what's the difference between throwing it away and breaking it when you get tired of playing, but these two are about to be scrapped, if you come back a little later, the concubine will find someone from her natal family."

Gazing at him blankly, Hui Ye opened the MC that he had been missing for many days, and frowned: "Wow! You are a weak chicken and use your concubine's save file, tell me which bichi this place was built for?!"

"what are you talking about……"

Rin moved closer to her and took a look at her strangely: "I'm right next to your eternal pavilion."

"But... but what about the bamboo forest of my concubine?! Where's the bamboo?!? What's the eternal pavilion without bamboo, you idiot!"

Kaguya angrily scratched his hair into a mess and grabbed Rin's shoulder and was about to gnaw on it, but was quickly pushed away by Rin who was quick-eyed and quick-handed: "Neet really has no common sense at all, don't be ashamed to lose it, it's a sugarcane forest, a woolen bamboo forest , It’s not clear, it’s better not to go back and be your princess, the capital of the moon can’t afford to lose this person, and your mother can’t afford to lose this god.”

"Sugar...sugar cane..."

Kaguya read twice with dull eyes, covering his face, feeling that for a period of time he would not be able to raise his head in front of Rin and would be treated as a stalker for tens of thousands of years, that day is unimaginable.

No wonder the concubine saw how short the "bamboo" was, and thought it was a young bamboo...

"Ahem, because there is no bamboo, I can only use sugarcane instead. Where did you put my sugarcane?!"

"Candy and paper have many uses. Okay, okay, I've already planned out the bamboo forest. When I can connect to the Internet, I will download a MOD for you and plant bamboo forests."

"Tch...that's about the same."

Kaguya, who successfully diverted the topic, lowered his head and continued to play the game. Rin lay back under the blanket again: "How is the story of Bamboo Tori going?"

"It's weird to call what I'm going through like that, so let's just say that, let's not talk about the dead concubine, who has to bravely dig out the bird's nest at a very old age, hey... Dazuo Yuxing, I'm timid It's fine if you don't have the ability, but you still have to slander the concubine, it's all scum."

"By the way, last time you said that you can only marry you if you get one of the five treasures. Is it true?"

Kaguya was also tightly enjoying the time alone that he hadn't had for a long time. Hearing what he said, he shifted his eyes from the phone and looked at Rin in the quilt strangely: "Why do you ask this?"

"Then if I want to marry you, don't I also have to find treasures? Can you open a back door for me?"

"Dirty erotica, you didn't go in the front door, you just thought about the back door, wow! It's disgusting!"

"It's obviously your own dirty mind, okay?"

"Tsk, my concubine is a one-sided person. Naturally, I said that I must have treasures, so I definitely want it. But since you have worked so hard to support my concubine, take care of food, housing, and games, I can accommodate you. Take your mobile phone and A concubine in exchange for treasures! Otherwise, I will be a cow and a horse for the rest of my life, tattooing my concubine’s name on my XX and buttocks, and I am not allowed to open a harem and keep a second daughter!"

Rin was silent for a while, and asked seriously, "What if I get the treasure myself?"

"Hehe, how is it possible? I told you that the five treasures in the world are all unique. I can't even take out my body now, let alone someone else."

"What if I get a second one?"

Hui Ye waved his hand boredly: "If you can really find it, I will be your concubine, don't fool me with fake ones, well, I advise you not to daydream."

"Well, it doesn't matter if you're small, my wings don't matter in size."

Rin, who had just vowed to finish the declaration, immediately felt that he was going to suffer, and quickly got out of the quilt. Sure enough, Kaguya smashed the phone on his head with all his strength in the next second, and instantly rushed towards him with teeth and claws.

"This concubine killed you stick-making scum!!"

When the two met again, there was no tear gas bomb that made people cry, only the usual spitting and fighting with each other, as if Rin had never left.

And it was this that gave each other a sense of harmony and familiarity.

……

Ignoring Rin's self-defeating work for half an hour, the two of them fought in the back room, Qingqing and I were envious of others, and they didn't dilly-dally out for dinner until night.

After the meal, Kaguya hurried back to the room to play games, looking like a spoiled young lady, Rin was going to help the two old people clean up the table, but Taketori Ong called him out of the room.

Standing in the bamboo grove at the door, Taketori Ong hesitated again and again, and asked: "I wonder if you are still willing to marry a little girl, Master Rin? Kaguya is lonely, and you spend time with her every day. It is not good for her reputation to spread like this." Well, if you don't want to marry, I hope you don't delay Hui Ye."

"Don't worry, old man, I'm coming back this time to propose to Hui Ye."

Although he had a bad attitude, it was actually for the good of Kaguya, so Rin naturally wouldn't get angry, and nodded sincerely.

Taketori Weng breathed a sigh of relief, and just about to say something, several people on the path walked towards this side around the chariot.

"Master Abe is here."

Rin narrowed his eyes slightly, walked into Kaguya's room, and closed the door.

Not long after, a voice came from the door, Master Abe was standing at the door, his voice was sincere and full of enthusiasm: "Miss Kaguya, I have worked so hard to finally get the fire mouse fur, and I hope Miss Kaguya will accept it with a smile, please take Taketori for me Forward."

Taketori Weng took the box he handed over, seeing that the box alone was so gorgeous, he believed in the authenticity of this treasure, and was a little worried about his daughter's marriage.

Opening the door, Hui Ye took the box, and pouted slightly: "Is being a concubine really so easy to fool?"

"You, don't always be skeptical. There are still sincere people in the world. What if they bring real treasures?"

Seeing that Kaguya was more or less prejudiced against other people, Taketori Ong hurriedly spoke out to comfort him, but Rin beside him rolled his eyes.

Obviously, the old man didn't mind leaving Kaguya behind after he left for two years.

At this time, Master Abe at the door spoke again: "Is Miss Kaguya satisfied with this treasure? To be honest, I spent a lot of manpower and material resources, and it took me nearly two years to get it. I hope Miss Kaguya Remember my sincerity..."

"Love is like fire, you can't burn this fur. After years of wet sleeves, tears will be collected today."

Kaguya sneered, threw the paper with the love poems on it to Rin, and bowed slightly to Taketori: "Since the fire mouse fur is not burnt, and it can be reborn cleanly after being put into the fire, then you only need to throw it into the fire to try it out." Leave it alone."

Taketori also felt reasonable, turned around and came to the door, and conveyed the message to Master Abe.

He hesitated a little, but thinking about the rare beauty of this fur coat in his life, it should be the real thing, so he nodded confidently: "Come here, set up a brazier."

The attendants quickly lit the fire, Taketori Weng opened the treasure chest, looked at the incomparably gorgeous Fire Rat Qiu in a daze, shook his head and threw it into the brazier.

Not long after, there was a smell of burnt in the air, and the fire on the fur was fierce, and the flames grew bigger and bigger, and finally burned a good fur into a pile of black ashes.

Master Abe's face collapsed, and he took two steps back in disbelief, feeling frustrated that he had lost money and lost his wife.

The first thing he thought of was not being cheated by his so-called friend, but the wife and concubine he divorced after he made up his mind to win Kaguya, and he felt ridiculed instantly.

At this time, Hui Ye's voice came from the back room: "The fake fur will turn into dust immediately after being burned by the fire. Such a mediocre thing, why bother! My lord, you should go back."

He stomped his feet in anger, turned around and got into the chariot, and left quietly.

I won’t mention any jokes among the folks. After he left, Huiye continued to pick up the phone with a bored face: "It’s so annoying! I don’t have any ink, I have to write some poems, I don’t know Is it embarrassing to read in person? It’s even more embarrassing to write back!"

Her complaint made Rin, who was planning to try his best to imitate the ancients to write a love poem, scratched his head in embarrassment: "Well, this is a tradition... Isn't it good to go against the tradition? Besides, I don't think you replied very well Fast."

"That's because my concubine is well educated, talented and quick thinking."

"rua!"

"Cricket Worker Rin is provoking my concubine again, and I will not marry!"

During this fight, Rin recalled the story of The Tale of Taketori that he had browsed roughly, but he still couldn't tell when the remaining two would present the treasure, only that there seemed to be a period of time between them.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Rin and Kaguya can live together without any shame, and at the same time consolidate their current cultivation.

"Speaking of which, have the Xixing Temple and their family moved here? I have time to take a look in two days, and Meihong, I don't know how far my practice is now..."

Chapter 270: Yonglin, what kind of doctor is it to put a cold arrow behind her back?

Early in the morning, Rin went to the Fujiwara house to find Mei Hong, stood on the wall, and did not see Mei Hong coming out after meowing for a long time.

According to the usual point, she was already practicing in the backyard, and Meihong's character was not a neglectful guy. She thought about going to the old place, turned around and jumped lightly, and disappeared into the air in an instant.

I searched for a long time in the valley where I used to practice together, but I couldn't find it, and I searched around the bamboo forest earlier, but I couldn't find anyone.

Lin felt a little strange, and planned to go back to the Fujiwara house to ask someone.

Back at the Fujiwara house, he jumped into the backyard, grabbed a follower along the porch and questioned him, only to find out that Meihong wanted to go out to practice within two months after he left, and had a dispute with her family.

After all, women at this time did not say that they wanted to go on a long journey unless they were witches or onmyojis who were of such a high status that they could not be treated as ordinary people. At that time, Fujiwara rejected it without saying a word.

In this way, there were too many requests, so she simply locked up Meihong. Meihong was also very stubborn, and ran out within a few days to embark on the road of a lone ranger.

After hearing the news, Rin couldn't help worrying. Although Meihong is very talented, she can only deal with those little monsters. There are so many powerful monsters all over the world, especially in this era that can be regarded as a group of demons dancing wildly.

Even though Meihong is carrying all kinds of props he gave her, and even slightly more powerful monsters are not interested in cannibalism and only interested in sex and stealing men... Well, it seems that there is really nothing to worry about, the only worry is being caught. The female monster who likes Lily is just a stalker.

Cough cough, he has heard that the Lily demon family is serious about love first and then sex. They think they have good taste, so they can't do things like rob people's daughters.

Now that Meihong has left, finding someone in District 11 is no less than finding a needle in a haystack, not to mention that he may have left the country.

Rin thought for a while, opened the phone space, and found the communicator similar to a radio device that Kappa gave him.

The communicator can be charged by lightning or instilled with demon power, spiritual energy and other methods. According to He Chenghe himself, it supports at least more than 20 different powers and energy sources. It is absolutely practical and is also one of the future mass production plans.

According to the operating instructions I wrote down in the memo, I activated the "Qi" on the induction device, turned on the radio, and tuned to the channel dedicated to Kappa.

"Hey, this is Rin Jingu, please answer."

After shouting about ten times, there was a beep from the other side, followed by He Chenghe's voice, which was also mixed with violent panting: "Oh, I received it! I was busy disassembling the parts just now!"

"How's business those days?"