let's be friends

"Hey? Isn't this Mi... Mi... Mi Xiao Sui Gu?"

I was quite pleasantly surprised to meet my acquaintance Rin, and pulled a small umbrella to the front of Xiao Sui Gu, and patted the table: "Miss Boss, bring me two roasted night sparrows, deep-fried small broken bones, raw rolled night sparrow meat, night sparrow meat, Nestle wine."

At this time, the little broken bone has become an excellent proprietress night sparrow, and she is naturally unmoved by both her expression and movements. Obviously, she has entered the industry a long time ago and has been molested by monsters many times to develop such an unmoving ability .

"Guest, here is only grilled hagfish."

Little Broken Bone didn't even raise her head, it's hard to imagine that she, who is so calm, will be so afraid of Youyuzi in the future, and how terrifying the power of foodie will be.

"Has little broken bone forgotten your creditor so quickly?"

The movements in her hands paused, she raised her head, looked at Rin's familiar face, her eyes lit up, and the smile returned to her face: "The teacher is actually back! Sit down quickly! I will give you my best right now." BBQ."

"Forehead……"

Looking at the little broken bone who was content with the status quo, Rin asked curiously: "You... don't you want to become a singer?"

"No ah."

Yeque turned her head and showed him a big smile: "I'm just like what you said, I'm accumulating demon life experience, looking for creative inspiration, and now I really like this job, it kills two birds with one stone!"

Xiaosan looked left and right curiously, reached out and took out a plate of peanuts, threw one in his mouth, and leaned against Rin's body, feeling very happy.

Seeing the old man, he was in a good mood. Rin silently watched the night sparrow busy, and then put two skewers of grilled hagfish in front of Rin and Xiaosan.

"It's great to see you again."

"Well, since that's the case, shouldn't it be time to pay me back the first installment?"

Chapter 280 Seven Stories My Wife Kaguya, Sister-in-law and Second Sister-in-Law Have to Tell

"...Well, Rin-sama... I, I have no money!"

She shrank her neck and looked at her big creditor. She was so elated before, but now she turned into pickled eggplant and pickled cucumber, and she felt weak at first sight.

Rin was trying to scare her, and she didn't plan to collect interest so soon. After all, the longer the usury, the better.

It's just that Little Bones has opened the shop for 50 years anyway, and the business is not bad. Rin is quite surprised that he has no money.

"I see that you have a lot of monsters here, how come you have no money?"

"That... that..." Xiao Gusuan looked at the monsters coming and going around, approached Rin's ear, and complained in a low voice, "Many monsters don't use human coins..."

"That baby is fine too..."

"But, there are no treasures... They all give me a bunch of junk, and they all want to eat the overlord's meal, woo hoo."

As soon as this was mentioned, Little Broken Bone began to cry sadly, and the tears fell down patter, looking so wronged that Lin, the boss behind the scenes, patted the table angrily.

"How dare you eat Overlord's meal in my shop, you're tired of them! Don't worry, no one will dare to bully you in the future!"

Thinking about my own store for 50 years without any income, Rin was heartbroken, sat on the spot to calm down, thought about it carefully, and felt that he had to intervene for the profit of usury, it was just a lesson from the monsters. One batch will have the next batch, there are endless rambunctious monsters to clean up.

So this matter has to fall on Youxiang, the tyrant of Huatian is as famous as the monster sage, and meeting the monster behind the scenes in this square city, it is impossible to beat him up, with Youxiang's reputation, the player behind the scenes With the care of the monster, the business of this barbecue restaurant can flourish.

"Don't worry, leave this to me."

Rin patted Little Broken Bones on the shoulder, and said a few words of comfort, and then sat and chatted about the strange stories in the market and the interesting things that happened in the past 50 years, while eating barbecue and drinking wine.

The little umbrella next to her secretly picked up the wine glass, her two-color eyes were full of curiosity, and just about to put it in her mouth, Rin snatched it away, and flicked her forehead: "What kind of wine does the child drink?"

Thinking about how elder sister Zuo treated him like this when he was young, and now, in the blink of an eye, he is already in his thirties just because of the number of years he has lived.

Little Bones was chattering about the phoenix rumors, Rin was not very interested, and nodded perfunctorily. Seeing that Xiaosan had already nodded his head and started to doze off, he smiled slightly: "Let's get here first, I will come here more often.”

"Well, bye."

Pulling up the little umbrella that was still smiling happily, Rin waved at Little Broken Bones, took the umbrella back to the mansion, and officially started his third cohabitation life with Youxiang.

……

It is said that it is a cohabitation life, but in fact it is Rin acting as a coolie, cleaning the flower fields, taking care of the small umbrella, and going all over the country to collect novel seeds for Youxiang, fulfilling the responsibility of a husband and father.

Xiaosan is much more relaxed, wandering around with nothing to do every day, either hiding in the house and sleeping late, or wearing a mask to scare people and then eat according to the method Rin gave her, living happily every day, doing a What a daughter with a perfect childhood should do.

As for Kazemi Youxiang, her life is even more leisurely, planting and admiring flowers every day, taking a walk, planting and admiring flowers, no different from an ordinary boudoir lady, she has done what a vase wife should do.

This kind of life didn't come to an end until Yakumo Lan came to announce the start of the war against the moon and had to gather in Heijo-kyo.

In fact, Zi's inspiration comes from the day Rin disappeared, and the projection of the moon on the lake also disappeared, because the projection of the full moon made her think that the realm of illusion and reality can open the way to the moon.

As for invading the moon?

It's a joke, why would you want to die if you are alive and well? Only those monsters who only know how to fuck and kill don't even know how strong the moon is.

Gathering the power of all the monsters on the earth, plus these big monsters, it may indeed be possible to capture the moon, but that does not take into account the strength of the strongest sage Tsukiyo Mito known as the King of the Moon, even if she is not considered, The monsters can only win miserably, with countless deaths and injuries. She has brought Rin with her, so how can she put Rin in danger?

So this is a conspiracy at all, a conspiracy aimed at the continuation and development of monster civilization and eliminating dissidents.

The information she provides for different monster alliances is also different. For example, the tengu clan and the ghost clan, as her closest monster races, naturally know the truth... Well, although the relationship between these two clans is not harmonious, there are hundreds of clans. The prince and her husband Jingong Rin are sure that there will be no internal strife.

Another example is targeting those ugly ground spiders. The reason for her incitement is just to expand the soil where monsters can live.

Well, it is this despicable monster sage who, as the brain of the entire army of monsters facing the moon, is announcing a battle plan to this group of strange monsters.

Although she can open the passage, she is not sure where it will fall, and the location of all monsters needs to be carefully planned.

The monsters present did not dare to have any objections at all, after all, even the big tengu spirit Kui Rin and Kazami Yuka obeyed, and they dared to do other small tricks, while Yongyi and Xigua next to them were still eyeing and ready to find someone to fight coming.

Well, Jinkara was not there. For her, the aggression is not a bright thing and it is against morality. Since she can't stop the other clansmen, she can only continue to roam around silently. Immortal Baozi stayed in the ghost clan to preside. There is no need for the remaining ghost clan to host.

Yakumo Zi set the time for the full moon, when the moon is closest to the ground, it is safer to open the same way.

And today is the full moon.

Everyone was quietly waiting for the war to come, until the moon in the sky was bright and round, and Zi Yakumo waved the folding fan in her hand.

"The Realm of Illusion and Reality!"

……

Rin should have figured out that this terrible world was not friendly to him from the very beginning.

Whether it's pushing down, Xiong, facial cleanser, any weird rumors about Tang Sanlin, all kinds of homosexuals and girl confessions, none of them are what he wants, and none of them are intentional, he is just the world of victims.

But now, this world consciousness, which has always been displeased with him as a traverser, took this opportunity to finally reach out to him again.

Well, there is nothing to talk about, let’s just say it clearly, Rin is looking at the girl with lavender long hair who is super beautiful and impeccable in the hot spring, and the other party is completely fruitless, and Rin didn’t show the holy light because of this time And in a daze.

"Earthling."

"Wait! I think I can explain Yiji, I... I am your brother-in-law!"

Mianyue Yiji, this is the real serious and serious person he mentioned before, a serious person who can be compared with Kunkara.

However, Yi Ji didn't intend to believe his words, and suddenly a sword appeared in Yi Ji's hand, and her eyes became hot and bright red, just like her face: "Deng Tuzi, suffer death!" '

Seeing that it was useless to tell the truth, Rin didn't know which nerve was hooked when his head was in a mess, and he suddenly understood: "Well, if that's the case, I can't hide it from you, actually... I am a ghost."

After speaking, he reached out to touch his waist, where there was a green ghost mask that Stupid Umbrella had pinned in his belt because of his playfulness, and turned his head to quickly put it on.

At this time, Yiji was analyzing his words, and at the same time, she thought of the horror drama called Princess of the Dead that she saw at the Yuedu Cinema last night, her face was a little stiff, and her bright red eyes became unnatural.

"so……"

Rin, wearing a ghost mask, turned around: "Second Aunt, please let this little ghost of me go!"

The ferocious ghost, just like in a horror movie, frightened Mianyue Yiji stupidly on the spot, her lips trembled, her sword fell into the water, and she wriggled her slender body and retreated towards the edge of the hot spring.

"Don't...don't come here, ghost ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

It's a pity that this is her alone palace, and no one else can hear her screams, Yi Ji trembled all over, rolled her eyes and passed out.

"Fuck, it's over, it's over, I'm playing too much, will my second sister-in-law fuck me to death when she finds out the truth?"

Originally, she was thinking of playing a prank, but now she looked at Xiao Yiji who fainted from shock, and Rin didn't know what to say, so she quickly took off her mask, and was about to jump out of the hot spring, when she suddenly found that her sword didn't follow her into it. Yuedu, probably at Xiaosan's place, looked left and right, and picked up Yiji's knife.

"Sorry, just borrow it for a while."

Walking out of Mianyue Yiji's other palace, Rin looked at the porch extending in all directions, feeling a little distressed, the moon is very big, even the moon palace is similar to the Forbidden City, there are other palaces everywhere, and the roads are exactly the same, maybe it's still there You will meet many Yuedu guards, but how to find Kaguya is still troublesome.

After much deliberation, you can only try your luck.

It may be that the war on Zi's side has already started, and many Yuedu guards have been sent to support, but there are not many guards in the Moon Palace. Rin wobbled all the way and finally stopped in front of a small palace.

The inside and outside of this palace are planted with flowers and plants, which is completely different from other resplendent and coquettish buildings. One can tell at a glance that its owner is a person who is indifferent to fame and wealth and has an excellent heart.

"Could it be that this is Kaguya's other palace? It shouldn't be, doesn't this guy like bamboo?"

Rin stepped into the palace curiously, hiding his aura, just pushed open the door, a girl bumped into him, and did not follow the rules of the world and fell to the ground to complete the push-down posture, but just clutched his chest in pain , took two steps back.

It was a tall blonde girl with long pale golden hair and pale golden eyes, giving people an infinitely beautiful feeling. On her head was a sun hat with white flower buds, and there was a bow on the side of the sun hat. Her face was very similar to Yi Ji's. They are similar, but they look smaller than Yiji.

I have to say that the three daughters created by Yue Yejian are indeed dazzlingly beautiful, among which Kaguya is the most beautiful.

The person in front of him is naturally his aunt Mianyue Toyohime, who he is very familiar with. If you want to say who has the best relationship with him in Yuedu besides Huiye and Yonglin, it is Fengji. Yiji is usually too serious, which is a bit difficult. To deal with it, Feng Ji, on the other hand, came to Rin to play with her innocence, she was a pretty good young lady.

Rin still remembers that she provided herself with a lot of convenience by relying on her status as the director of Yuedu Technology Company.

"You... huh?"

Feng Ji looked at Rin strangely, and was inexplicably surprised: "Could it be that you are the earth monster who came to invade as mentioned in the emergency notice?"

"Then what... I'm human."

"Wow! There are living earthlings!"

Feng Ji excitedly waved her small white fan, looked left and right, and pulled Rin closer to the palace, full of excitement and curiosity like a girl cheating on her: "Tell me what the life of the people on the ground is like." !"

"Forehead……"

This sister-in-law was so kind that she dragged a stranger into her bedroom, and Rin didn't know what to say.

However, just as he was about to explain his serious brother-in-law's identity, Toyohime had already noticed his identity, staring closely at Rin's Taidao hanging at his waist, her small mouth opened slightly in surprise to the extreme.

Rin noticed her gaze, and scratched his head in embarrassment: "That... this knife is..."

"I know, it's Yiji's... So, you are Yiji's little lover, wow! I should have known it a long time ago!"

After finishing speaking, she grabbed the fan and dangled it in front of Rin, her face full of envy and hatred: "Damn it...Yi Ji actually found a boyfriend earlier than my sister, it's really...so enviable , I also want to get married and have children to be a qualified wife and live a life of husband and child, meow."

I don't know if it's Rin's illusion, but when she talked about her husband and child, she exuded the same radiance as Lan, who will take care of Orange Meow in the future, and Sanae, who is gentle and generous, which is called the halo of a wife.

"That...it's not like this, this knife..."

"Needless to say, we understand, no wonder Yi Ji went to the cinema last time and came back after watching a stage play, she began to look different. It turned out that she had a lover, but even my sister was kept in the dark. Damn, people on earth have So how about... Wow! I also want to find a..."