let's be friends

As for the fact that my girlfriend is a powerful bitch, I really need to be well-adjusted to be a good wife and mother before getting married, otherwise I will be squeezed every day.

The worried lord hovering outside the palace gate made Tongzi very curious: "The lord is so worried, is it that the goddess of luck is very scary?"

"Poor...almost."

With a long sigh, Rin tightened his belt, gritted his teeth and pushed open the door for a while, looked at his courtiers with a dead face, and closed the door with a click.

Gabriel and Tongzi in Manwai looked at each other, feeling sorry for their lord for some reason.

After waiting for about two or three hours, Rin finished the sacrificial ceremony, walked out with a calm face, and closed the gate.

"My lord...are you alright?"

"Water...and paper..."

After rinsing his mouth, Rin's complexion improved a lot. Although he often played games like No. 69 with Zi, Kaguya, and Youxiang in the past, this time he was forced to show his displeasure even if he felt happy. The appearance is in line with the personality.

"Okay, it's been resolved. Everyone has worked hard these past few days. If you want any rewards, just tell me. Then go back and rest. It's up to you to take over the affairs of the Scarlet Devil Kingdom."

"My lord is awesome."

Rin scratched his face, looked at Tongzi, who had dedicated himself not long after he joined, and asked with concern: "Tongzi, I heard that your family is far away from our country X, how did you come here at that time, do you want to send your family to us?" Take it too?"

Tongzi's originally smiling face darkened in an instant, and she lowered her head and lost her vitality.

"Actually... I escaped from my family. I... my full name is Kiritani Kazuko. I come from a swordsman family. Our family has only one child in my generation. I was raised as a boy since I was a child. Finally... my family For the sake of reputation, they even secretly watched a marriage for me, and the other party is the young lady of the Yuki family, I...Master, I am a girl with a normal personality orientation!"

"Yes... is it?"

Rin really wanted to say that you and Asuna have been together for a hundred years in SAO, but in the end she could only sigh and pat her on the shoulder as a sign of encouragement.

……

Di Konguo had split from X Fanguo a long time ago. In Jingongzuo's generation, besides her, there are two younger sisters.

In this way, apart from Jingu E and Ryuguji Kai, the members of the Jingu family are all there. There is no news about Ryuguji Hai yet, but Ei... Think about it and know where this girl who belongs to the technology camp should be...

Every year at the beginning of May is the day of the National Sacrifice. At this time, both the Lifan Kingdom and the Dikong Kingdom will gather together to worship their ancestors.

In fact, these are also the historical settings in the dream, and Rin is just a young king who has just ascended the throne. He is only fifteen years old and young and can fuck. He has basically never "seen" with girls from other countries.

There is still one month before the memorial ceremony between the two countries. Rin has enough time for the country to recuperate. By the way, he will draw a few orders to open Gacha, develop the Red Devil Kingdom by the way, and integrate the army.

It seems that these small countries around are easy to fight, but, like the country of girls, the country of gambling, the country of fighting and drinking, the country of science and salvation, the foundation of X Fan country is still too bad, and I just want to take them all by luck. The time it took... was enough to conceive a few more girls.

So if you want to attack quickly, you need to use some intrigue, and even need to use the identity of the only male royal family on this continent.

Well, but there is still plenty of time to think about the next plan, let's think about the more important things in the near future.

Calculated according to reality, the second half of April, that is, the day after Rin crossed into the dreamland, is the birthday of Sister Zi, and there are still about ten days before now. The distance between Girls' Country and X Fan Country is quite far, and the cakes and so on have long been broken. It's gone, and Rin doesn't want to just find a courier to give his girlfriend a birthday present, no matter how he thinks about it, he feels that he has to go there in person.

And NO.14 in mid-May is Rin's own birthday.

……

Back in the palace, Rin looked at his house, which was as bare as it was in a Yamato drama, and was silent for a while. The pampered young master became angry, and turned to look at Wenwen, who was in charge of the economy: "Since you are rich, the palace, let's go back to the palace." Fix it, it's too shameful to live in it."

"Absolutely not!" Paparazzi Wen Nai is a proud mainstay, and said righteously, "A thrifty family is the foundation of an emperor! If the lord is arrogant and extravagant, the people will follow suit, and the country will be ruined!"

"Uh... is it that serious?"

Rin, who only wanted to live in a bigger house and have hundreds of maids, who had everything she needed, looked at Gabriel aggrievedly. The most trusted right-hand man gave Rin a wink to reassure her, and stood in front of Rin.

"Wenwen, you are wrong to say that. Now this palace can just accommodate the lord and Remilia. There is no room for us to stay, let alone the future princesses and queens, and... In order to assist the lord more conveniently, we servants should live in the palace, with so many people, do you think the current palace can do it?"

"Why are we living here? Lord... Huh?" Wen Wen finally understood, clapped his fists, and was overjoyed, "The military adviser is right! The palace of the lord represents the face of the king, how can you be so embarrassing! The servants will call Skilled craftsmen, architects, automatic construction machine magicians, strive to repair a magnificent palace for the Lord in the shortest time."

Wen Wen hurriedly left, Rin glanced at his prime minister gratefully, and then stepped into the palace.

"Oh heh heh heh, my little sister of Yuzui, there is no sister in this world who is better than my sister, accept your fate!"

"Fran won't listen! My sister is so despicable!"

Two little lolitas were playing on the Twister game cloth. At this time, Remy used the tail on her PP to make trouble, causing Fran to lose to her because she failed to stand on the circle.

However, before Remi had time to scream, Fran had already turned over and rode on her back, grabbed her two cat ears and played a game of horse riding. But it is full of tax evasion being ridden.

Silently glanced at the blooming sister Lily in her harem, Rin was about to leave the main hall without saying a word, when Fran suddenly jumped off Remi, and jumped into into Rin's arms.

"Brother-in-law~ brother-in-law! Didn't you say you want to take Fran out to play?"

He picked her up and let her ride on his neck like his own daughter. Rin said in a gentle voice, "I'm planning to go to the Maiden Kingdom in just two days, and I will definitely take Fran out to play."

"Brother-in-law is so nice!" Hugging Rin's head, little Fran rubbed his neck with PP, very happy.

This scene of father-daughter love warmed everyone's hearts, and the same petite young girl Gabriel stared at Rin's neck, a little eager to try.

Siji Yingji, who was playing chess with Mu Q, frowned and looked at Rin: "Master, so many things have not been dealt with yet, you are going to the girl country, let's not say that the country is easy to go wrong, let's say that your life is not good, my lord. I'm not worried about safety."

Sitting on his humble throne, Rin looked around at his courtiers, in this small hall, playing and playing, the gatekeepers chatting, chatting and sleeping, as if they were in their own home, with a relaxed atmosphere delightful.

"You guys don't know, there are still eleven days left before Yakumo Zi's birthday. Since you want to marry her, this is an excellent opportunity to increase your favorability, and maybe you can find a chance to disintegrate the Girls' Alliance so that we can disrupt the world and wait for an opportunity. unified plan."

"It's true to say that, I'm afraid they will detain the Lord and force XX."

Wenwen's words made other girls nod their heads one after another. Sakuya looked left and right, and felt that it was necessary for Rin to see the necessity of raising the status of his lord. With a dry cough, he said: "Actually, it's very simple to solve this matter. The lord first conceals his identity, and when he arrives in the girl country, he will notify the people in the gambling country. They will definitely send someone to find the lord impatiently. Find a balance from it, and if you want to get out, I think it will be easy with the master's wisdom."

Mu Q nodded again and again: "I agree with what General Sakuya said."

Wenwen was furious and rose up at the poker table: "Cricket surrender, how can you speak wildly before we have our full trust!"

Sakuya sneered: "You don't have the ability to know this to persuade that, blame me?"

Even Siji couldn't bear this ridicule, and frowned: "The surrender should be cautious in words and deeds, how can such a vulgar thing be done!"

As soon as the words fell, Mu Q who was sitting opposite threw a chess piece on her head, and as she lifted the table up, the whole hall was in chaos.

Rin had a premonition that this kind of internal strife would be tiresome in the future, propped his head to lose interest, and teased Fran on his knee for a while, feeling that it was almost done, then waved his hand and Gabriel together to stop the internal strife.

"Stop arguing, Meiling...Meiling, don't sleep, drag Mu Q away, don't hurt your chest, don't waste such a scarce and important resource, you should be careful, Oupai, okay! No matter how much you fight me this time It is necessary to go, you don't need to worry, I will bring Thor and Fran, 椛椛... well, 椛椛 Let's stay, when I'm not here, Xiaoli will take full responsibility, obey me, who Rewards for disobedience will be cancelled, and we will think about our mistakes behind closed doors."

Shocking his courtiers and letting the audience resume the scene of eating, drinking and having fun before the quarrel, Rin hugged Fran while seriously thinking about what gift he should give Sister Zi.

After much deliberation, I don't know the character and preferences of Sister Zi in the dream now, so I should wait until the Girls' Country to inquire about it, and then... perfect the plan according to Sakuya's words.

……

The next day, after Rin explained the state affairs, he followed Jinjaluo to the stables, planning to choose two thousand-mile centaurs so that he could quickly reach the girl country.

As for riding a dragon... emmm, Thor in this world does not have the ability to recognize obstacles in common sense. Riding such a giant dragon is too conspicuous. I am afraid that he will be intercepted before reaching the girl country, so I really find an ordinary traffic Tools are the wisest choice.

The little official who watched the horses was a mighty and strong girl. When she saw Lin and Jinjieluo, she came up to her and opened the stable.

"Your Majesty, these are the centaurs, the most important means of transportation in our country X. Don't worry, Your Majesty and Lord Jinjie, they enjoy the best treatment. Not only do they have independent rooms, bathrooms, and public dining rooms, but they also have regular exercise every day. Time, performance testing is required every week.”

Rin glanced at the star ratings on their doorplates, and asked curiously: "These ratings are for performance... from one star to five stars... Huh? There is a small star behind the five stars. Speaking of which, how do you test their performance? ?”

The majestic girl rubbed her hands, and opened the door in front of Rin with a flattering face. The centaur inside was sleeping. She raised her head and looked at the person curiously before continuing to lie on her stomach.

Rin could tell that although they looked half-human and half-horse, their intelligence was no different from that of a horse.

The majestic girl came to the back of the centaur, opened its PP and explained: "We in X Fanguo will find orcs to test the XX of the centaur every week. The tighter the XX, the stronger the wings and the faster the flying speed. Your Majesty , our stable only has two five-star and above men and horses, one is here and the other is opposite."

"MMp..."

Well, forget it, anyway, it’s an X-fan dreamland, and it’s not unusual for anything to appear. Besides, centaurs also belong to orcs. Maybe Yin God likes the book of centaur girl X orcs.

I gave myself a reasonable explanation, Rin did as the Romans did, asked the stableman to lead out the two centaurs, took the map, and sat on one with Fran in his arms, and Thor himself on the other.

One person, one vampire, one dragon, hurriedly flew into the sky, waved goodbye to the courtiers, and flew across the distance.

It's daytime now. In this world, Fran and Remi are not afraid of the sun because of their advanced bloodlines, but their biological habits are still there. At this time, Fran is sitting on her back with her face buried in his chest and sleeping soundly. Occasionally, the cat's ears will shake and shake when dreaming, which is very cute.

Rin hugged Fran, looking down at the scenery. According to the speed of the top centaur, although it is not as good as an airplane, but it can fly more than 1 kilometers away to the capital of the girl country, but the centaur needs to rest. Rin's current The average human body also needs rest.

In addition, they were picking up treasures and generals along the way, and they had to send them back to Country X, which took a lot of time until the early morning of the third day, when the three finally arrived at Guoqi City, the capital of the Girl Country.

Hiding the centaur outside the city, Rin took Flandre and Thor with his tail hidden and entered the City of Gas.

Early in the morning, there were almost no people in the whole city. From this, it can be seen that there are as many citizens as there are kings, and the shops that are slowly opening are almost all selling flowers, wine, sun umbrellas, and motorcycles. Sell ​​Buddha bowls, sell medicine, sell food, sell food, sell food.

The three of them looked left and right on the spacious and bright street, and felt more and more that there was a huge gap between the national power of the X Fan Kingdom and the girl country. Just looking at the shops and dressing up seemed to be centuries and worlds apart.

To be precise, the clothing and architectural style here are more like the modern style of an advanced magic world, including the props for sale, while X Fanguo is in the style of the Warring States Period in District 11, so the gap can be seen.

Fortunately, no matter what era, world or country, gold is an eternal currency.

Thor and Fran's clothes are more similar to the style here, but Rin's own clothes are too conspicuous, so he quickly found a clothing store and changed into a suit similar to the British gay suit style, so he can rest assured on the street Swagger and hang out.

Finding a hotel that looked clean, Rin walked in with his sister-in-law and the maid, went to the front desk, and asked the boss to open two rooms.

"Okay, two rooms, one gold coin and thirty coins a week."

Rin looked curiously at the paintings arranged around him, and threw out two gold coins: "There's no need to look for it."

"The guest is so generous, Youmu! Youmu! Take the guest to rooms 303 and 304!"

Hearing his address, Rin was taken aback for a moment, and when the girl in maid outfit rushed out from the backstage in a hurry, he scratched his face when he saw the familiar face, as expected.

Youmu, who was wearing a maid outfit, still had that familiar white and lovely face, with a serious expression that seemed to hold back strength, but... no matter how you looked at it, it felt strange.

First of all, the black bow on the head is different from what Rin has seen. The real Youmeng bow is as big as a black iris flower, but the one in front of her is just a very ordinary and well-behaved bow, and her hair is much shorter than the reality.

It's a bit like the book called Qu Lin Jing Shu that Hui Ye showed him one day, ahem.

Following Yooooo Meng, when she went upstairs, Rin raised her head curiously and looked under her skirt. It's not a kissy male protagonist, she just wanted to figure out whether it was Shizuki or Youmu in the dream.

The embarrassing thing is that the hem of the skirt always wants to refuse and still hugs the pipa half-hidden, and it is always a little bit close to aiming at the bottom of the skirt. It was not until she (or him) climbed the last step that Rin finally saw it. hidden under the skirt...

Safety pants.

I bought a watch last year!

Resisting to drag out the yin god who created this world, he beeped from his mouth to his pp. Seeing Youmu turned around, Rin returned to his serious facial paralysis.

When she came to the door and took out the key to open the door, she asked curiously: "Is your full name Soul Soul Youmeng?"

She trembled all over, and the hand holding the key trembled for a long time before inserting it into the keyhole, shaking her head vigorously: "I... I don't have a surname, so I call it Youmeng. Did the guest ask this from Qu Lin's house?" ?!!"

"..."

I still don't know if Youmu is raised or not, but as a friend, Rin still stretched out his hand and patted her on the shoulder without hesitation, and said in a deep voice, "No matter what happens or what happens, you must be strong. .”

"...Guest... woo woo woo, thank you so much!"

Thor looked at the pitiful Rin on the left, and the moved Youmu on the right, and always felt that the two people were talking about the same thing.

Forget it, Long has no time to deal with misunderstandings.