let's be friends

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Within the range of vision, there is a big tongue, licking the faces of Rin and Yiji.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Yi Ji let out a scream, and was so frightened that she hugged Rin directly, buried her face in her clothes, and was almost frightened stupid.

The frame is full of pink tongues dominating the screen, just as the voice just now felt very familiar, and at the same time, thanks to the luck possessed by Rin, he had no intention of hiding, and his face was licked.

This familiar and slightly rough feeling made Rin recall the sad past. As for who it is... definitely not running away.

"Strange...why, there is no fear. This is the first time I have seen someone who is not afraid. Hehe, but the elder sister next to me has a lot of fear."

There was a murmur in the darkness, the tone was so cute, Rin washed his face with mineral water and a tissue, and opened his mouth expressionlessly: "Small umbrella, come out."

"Oh……"

The delicate little girl with blue hair and different pupils jumped up from the shadows with a smile, then suddenly stopped in her tracks and tilted her head: "Strange, how do you know Xiaosan? Xiaosan... I haven't seen you before." .”

"But I've seen you."

"Is that so~"

Without the slightest doubt, the little stupid umbrella hopped around behind the backs of their hands, not knowing what they were giggling at.

"Stupid umbrella, do you work here?"

"Hey, you look so familiar to me, it's strange, I don't remember it at all."

Stupid umbrella knocked on her head, with doubts written all over her face, Rin also knocked her on the head: "I'm asking you something!"

"Oh! I just work here. With my superb scaring skills, I will take the lead. Hehe, many people are scared to the ground by Xiaosan and run away!"

It can be seen that Xiaosan's life is quite good. Thinking about it, she can actually scare people with her tongue. With such a big one, except for monsters, it is difficult for any girl not to be scared.

Reaching out to touch her little head, Rin suddenly realized that her body, that is, the umbrella was not there.

"Small umbrella, where's your eggplant umbrella?"

"???"

"It's that Tang umbrella!"

Xiaosan looked confused and shook his head: "Idiot human, what are you talking about, Xiaosan is an umbrella, there is no other umbrella."

In other words, in the dream world, the body of this stupid umbrella is the body of this loli? !

Yi Ji was relieved when she saw that the owner of the big tongue was a harmless little loli, who laughed heartlessly, but still clinging to Rin, as if she had taken advantage of everything and was extremely satisfied.

It's a rare time to be intimate with my brother-in-law, so I can't just let it go. As for taking advantage of it, I've said it all, the brother-in-law is the half-pull of the sister-in-law, and it's only natural to moles the brother-in-law!

Rin rubbed his chin, stared at the small umbrella, pondered for a while, and remembered that when he built the fantasy pavilion for Miss Youxiang, this guy's body swallowed dozens of people and hundreds of tons of materials in one go, and a light bulb instantly lit up in his head.

"Little umbrella!"

Subconsciously, he gently pushed Yiji away, grabbed Xiaosan's shoulder, full of expectation: "Xiaosan! Hang out with me from now on!"

"No! Xiaosan can fill his stomach here, and he won't leave with strangers!"

"I've already said that I'm not a stranger anymore! Besides, follow me, eat delicious food and drink hot food, have you seen this sister next to me? The people around me are all like this, just being afraid will definitely make you a piglet, not only that, The salary is also very high, you can buy whatever you want.”

It has to be said that Rin's level of poaching and winning over girls is no less than that of Liu Xuande and Song Jiang, and Duo Duo Liang's little umbrella can be moved by just a few words.

"Also, Xiaosan works here every day until very late, and I don't even have any friends. There are many girls in my place who play with you at the same age. Do you want to make friends?!"

The two eyes of Fu Sangshen, who was in the middle, became bright on the spot, and Dang Rin took out the three sharp weapons Zengjin used to lure Xiaosan, one for touching the head, the other for hugging three pieces of jelly, and instantly conquered this little umbrella. But still a little Daisan with no social experience.

Seeing her brother-in-law seduce a loli in the blink of an eye, Yi Ji suddenly hated iron for being weak.

How should I put it, she is also a princess at any rate, and at the same time has a high position and high martial arts skills, and her appearance is slightly inferior to Kaguya's, but she is also the top of the top in the mainland. And loli, is there any help for this kind of dead lolicon?

"Well, Rin, shall we go out directly next?"

"No." Rin looked at the little umbrella that Meizizi was eating jelly, and smiled slightly, "Since you're here, don't waste your tickets, just finish shopping. Also, although Xiaosan works here, she hasn't seen the whole picture yet. Well, it’s a pity to leave.”

So he pulled one with each hand, pulled the two girls, opened the door, and set off deeper.

In the end, two people entered, but three came out. She was frightened along the way, and Yi Ji, who was already out of her wits and pale, and could not speak well, how could she have any intention of continuing the big dating battle? All dizzy.

"Second sister-in-law, do you feel that you have been cured a lot? Let me tell you, I used to have trysophobia. Ever since I saw a frog pond full of eggs, it was cured quickly. This irritating The most effective way."

"Yes...is it?" Yiji looked at Rin as if she was looking at a small staff. If she hadn't thought about Rin and was very kind, she would have cut the staff in two at this time. Duan Duan was used to conceive.

Heal... Heal your face, can I say that I am not only afraid of ghosts, but also zombie slugs, face bugs, mummy aliens? !

Apparently Rin couldn't notice the deep look in his eyes, he was already satisfied to get a loli body umbrella today, and wanted to celebrate with a Reimu.

"Okay! Yiji, I'll take you back. It's time for me to go back to the State Hotel to deal with the bet the day after tomorrow."

"Well, well..."

Yiji still feels a little regretful that her original dating plan fell through, but now she wants to go home and have a cup of milk tea and watch a cartoon to ease her fear. By the way, she will continue the constellation forum and try to bring her brother-in-law directly to bed next time.

First, he went to the person in charge of the Green Chamber of Commerce at the playground, gave him a sum of money to bring Xiaosan out, and then separated from Yiji. Rin took the little stupid umbrella who was the least difficult to abduct, and took a taxi back to the State Hotel.

With Yi Ji not around, Rin finally found a chance and asked in a low voice, "Xiao Shan, I remember you can swallow a lot of things, right?"

After eating the jelly and eating Huamei’s small umbrella, she tilted her head and looked at Rin: “The small umbrella is not only for eating, but here, there is also a space for storing things, many, many, many things! Generally, if you are afraid that you can’t eat too much When I'm done, I'll put it here."

Rin looked at her little paw covering the center of her stomach, and nodded. This is the completely incomprehensible different-dimensional stomach of Umbrella in reality.

Magic props cannot be used in the competition. However, the little umbrella really has a stomach for holding things. This is within the "rules", and breaking the "rules" is very cool to think about.

Back at the State Guesthouse, Rin pushed Xiaosan down in front of the other girls: "Come on, let me introduce a new companion to you all. This is Fusangshen Tatara Xiaosan, who is also my pet."

"Pet? Why is Xiaosan a pet?"

"It's just that you can eat and play whatever you want without working." One sentence comforted the idiot umbrella, Rin smiled and touched the head of the umbrella, "Although this guy is stupid and still a child, he has a cheerful and lively personality. Everyone should take good care of her. Fran and Remi, let's be good friends."

Some of the girls were perfunctory and some were obedient, but they all agreed anyway, Rin nodded with satisfaction: "At the same time, he is our trump card against Yuyuko, little umbrella, the master will take you to eat delicious food the day after tomorrow."

"It's delicious, what about jelly?"

"cake."

"it is good!"

Seeing the confident Rin, many girls looked at each other in blank dismay, and then looked at Xiaosan, treating this cute looking little girl as a big stomach king like Yuyuko, they all swallowed.

Lingmeng and Wenwen looked at each other, turned their backs to everyone and calculated the current income of Xia X Fanguo, both of them felt that it was really difficult to support the two Yuyuko.

"Well, Mr. Meal Ticket, although our crops, fishery, animal husbandry, and money don't need to be separated from the girl's country, raising a small umbrella shouldn't be... too big of a problem, but if we win this game and win Yuyuko, two It's a bit tight to raise the koi together."

"It's not a little bit! It's very good! My lord! It's all used to feed us, what are you going to feed us!"

The two girls, one is stingy and the other is greedy for money, but they still look like they are thinking about their lord and the country, which made Tongzi very shameless. She stood up and defended Rin wholeheartedly: "What kind of watermelon heart are you, the lord is much smarter than you, since I brought it back There must be a way."

"Tongzi still understands me, and Wenwen and Lingmeng deduct wages."

Ignoring the wailing of the two girls, and Reimu who almost left a tooth mark on her face with her teeth and claws, Rin simply told the others about the origin of the small umbrella and the strangeness of the dimension, and then they broke up the meeting and went about their business. of.

In the evening, Thor also successfully arrived at the State Guesthouse, but obviously this game is no longer needed, Rin thought about it, and decided to send Thor to investigate Leviathan.

Thor is powerful, and there are few opponents in the mainland, but according to the Leviathan information that Rin recently consulted, he is by no means an opponent.

If it is a reality, both of them belong to the same class, it is hard to say who will win, but this is a dream after all, Leviathan is much more fierce than a dragon in appearance, and his strength has also been enhanced.

Therefore, Thor's purpose this time is only to investigate the scope of Leviathan's activities based on the suffering of the people, and at the same time estimate the real strength. Combat is definitely excluded from the mission.

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Time always flies by quickly, and before you know it, it's time for the Big Eater Competition.

The skyscraper cake was spent a huge amount of money, and it was finally completed in a hurry. I can't ask how delicious it is, the key point is the large quantity.

Rin looked up at the super big greasy cake that was at least thirty meters high, smacked his mouth, and touched Xiaosan's head: "Do you still remember what the master told you?"

"Well, I said to eat when I started to eat, and put it in the other stomach if I can't eat it. I can't stop until Rin says stop."

"Okay, come on! Come on!"

A laser beam neatly separated the cake from the middle, and the sweet smell became more intense, making it difficult to breathe even from a long distance.

Yuyuko and Xiaosan stepped forward at the same time, picked up the knife and fork, and attacked the cake.

Xiaosan is eating cakes like usual, starting with the strawberries on top, chewing slowly, and being taught by Rin to be as well-behaved as Fulan.

As for Yuyuko, she casually forked a cake the size of a head, and then she stuffed it into her small mouth.

But, it's nothing too special, Rin even saw her eat a whole roasted cow in one bite with her mouth, which was not as wide as a kiwi fruit.

After eating a few pieces of cake, Xiaosan was already full, touched his belly, thought of Rin's order, threw away the fork, stuck out his big pink tongue, rolled a large piece of cake into his dimensional bag, and attracted There was an exclamation all around.

Rin watched with satisfaction that the cakes in front of Xiaosan decreased little by little, guessing that it would take some time for the two to decide the winner, so he simply took out snacks and drinks Yakult to share with everyone.

This battle lasted from morning to night, and the speed of the two was about the same. In the end, there was only a cake base that was about half the height of a person. Youyuzi finally ate enough, and she couldn't even float. He stared straight at the cake in front of him, feeling sick for no reason.

To be precise, she was not full, but was supported by the sweet and greasy taste of this cake, and now she would feel tired and want to vomit even if she took another bite.

On the other hand, Xiaosan’s tongue is a bit tired. After all, he has been a porter for so long, but no matter how tired he is, the obedient Xiaosan still works hard to stuff it into his dimensional bag before he hears Rin’s shout and stops. .

"I can not make it!"

Youyouzi's words shocked everyone, and Zi, who was already sleeping on Rin's shoulder, suddenly stood up, waving his fan wildly: "We! We seemed to have a nightmare just now... No, it should be a dream, it's not right! Ahh Ahhh, never mind, we actually dreamed that Yuyuko said she was full! Rin, tell us this is not a dream!"

Lin stretched out his finger to Youyou Zi silently, and Zi followed his finger, and saw You Youzi stood up holding her stomach as if she was pregnant in October, and sat back on the sofa, covering her face in pain.

"It's over, it's over, and I'll pay for another one!"

Not only Zi, but also Kanako wailed in pain, Sheng Bailian murmured to herself and recited the Diamond Sutra backwards to comfort herself, only Youxiang looked as usual, and took a sip of Yakult lightly, but others couldn't see what she was thinking.

"Small umbrella, it's done!"

Rin called out, Xiaosan cheered, and ran towards him with a smile.

As usual, he patted her head, Rin couldn't help but praise her a few more words, glanced at the foodie who changed his surname to Jingu from now on, suppressed his complacency, and swaggered away with his harem group.

At the banquet, Xiaosan, who was overwhelmed by the compliments, was so happy that she couldn't find her way out, and she pulled Remi to show off non-stop.

"Congratulations, my lord, for subduing another harem!"

"Congratulations, Father, for subduing another harem!"

"Congratulations, Mr. Fan Ticket, for subduing another harem!"

"Congratulations, my lord..."

"Stop!" Seeing the girls around her being rhythmically played by Kaguya, Alice, and Reimu, Rin quickly raised his hand to signal for everyone to stop the meeting, curled his lips, "What nonsense about a harem, I am also a clean-spirited person, okay? The great cause of X's kingdom!"