let's be friends

Feeling that after seeing his senior, Reimu had already gone crazy, Rin sighed, picked up the teacup, and drank tea to quench the fire.

Grandma just finished discussing which color nail polish looks the best, when she suddenly thought of something, she looked at Rin with a smile: "I almost forgot, Mr. Rin, when are you planning to get married~"

"Oh yes! This is very important!"

Rin rolled his eyes: "Don't think about it, Reimu and I don't have the relationship you think at all."

The seventh generation of Boli was shocked to the extreme, and her crimson eyes lit up: "Could it be...is it already that kind of relationship? Reimu! How many months?!"

"Two months."

Serious nonsense, so frightened that Rin quickly covered her chest, angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, okay! We are obviously just friends!"

Bo Li Chunmeng's face was stern: "It's not right for you to do this. A man should take responsibility first, and if he does it, he will do it! Immediately he will be a papa. Is it possible that you want to abandon your wife and daughter? If you don't treat me well Reimu, all the witches in Hakurei will never let you go!"

"What the hell do I have to do to make you believe me?"

Rin covered her face in pain, the original sympathy for Hongbai evaporated in an instant, and she looked at Reimu with a calm face viciously, wishing she could beep for two months on the spot.

"Oh, the young lovers now..."

The three of you added fuel to each sentence, and even talked about how Rin and Reimu behaved in bed. Rin was so angry that his heart was shaking, and finally his head collapsed, and he laughed out of anger.

"Okay... Now that you guys have seen through, I'll make it clear that Reimu is indeed my girlfriend, but even if she marries her, she's just the ninth concubine, and there are eight more."

Lingmeng glanced at him strangely, and pointed her fingers: "There are so many? I remember Remilia, Gu Mingjijue, Horai Shankaiya, Yakumo Zi, Kazami Yuka, and me, there are six in total. I'm still in front of Mount Penglai Kaguya Yakumo Zikaze Jian Youxiang, oh oh, even if you add that witch who hates marrying, I should be fourth..."

The three Hakurei priestesses looked at each other, and Hakurei's mother patted the table: "It doesn't matter who comes first, the important thing is who gives birth to the child, Reimu, don't worry, you've settled this game."

The four witches chattered about abortion, as if MMP really had such a thing.

This... this is simply crazy!

Rin slammed his head down on the table in pain. It hurt a little, so he turned around and hammered Reimu with his head. Sure enough, he got better, even the sullenness in his heart dissipated a little.

Forget it, forget it, these three psychopaths, just hurry up and send them away, anyway... I am already famous for my women's clothing, how can I still have a reputation...

So sad……

This kind of feeling of being slandered but unable to prove innocence is too depressing. Rin sips and drank the stuffed wine, and when he had a meal, he was not a good drinker. He was already drunk and unconscious, and went out There were two people at the time, but when they returned to the Jingu Consortium, they suddenly became five people.

Throwing Rin on the bed, the red and white witch walked back and forth in front of the window, glanced at Rin on the bed from time to time, and then quickly left his room.

Originally, he planned to find three witches, but after much deliberation, those three were not trustworthy at all, so Reimu turned around and knocked on Xuebai's door.

After the sound came from inside, Lingmeng pushed open the door, stood in front of Xuebai who was buried in typing, looked at the words she wrote that she thought were inappropriate for children, and nodded: "Well, Xuebai, I want to ask you something."

"???"

"How can it be calculated, raw rice cooked cooked rice???"

Xuebai froze for a moment, rummaged through her storage space, took out one of the short erotic stories, and handed it to Lingmeng: "I'm a little busy right now, there's something written in it, take it and read it, you're welcome .”

"Oh, thank you."

Reimu took the booklet, went back to Rin's room, read through it, and nodded in satisfaction.

"Okay, first step."

It took a lot of effort to remove Rin's clothes and pants, and took off his coat by the way. Reimu, who was sitting by the bed, continued to look back, frowning.

"Ah, so troublesome..."

So many steps are really annoying, Reimu grabbed her hair impatiently, closed the book and threw it on the table.

"Forget it, go straight to the last step, the middle is too complicated and not suitable for me."

As she said that, she got into Rin's bed, brewed for a while, suddenly pulled Rin's face, and pulled it out forcefully, while shaking his head: "Get up! Get up, old lady!"

Originally drunk, Rin was dreaming of catching a rabbit and pondering whether it should be braised or stewed in soy sauce. He suddenly woke up and quickly slapped off the two paws that were pinching his face. He felt his head hurt and his lips were dry.

Subconsciously wanting to get out of bed to drink some water, she was shocked to find that Reimu was sitting on him wearing a chest wrap, with her chest wrapped around her chest and an impatient expression on her face.

"What are you doing?!"

Recalling the plot in the novel, in front of Rin, Reimu rubbed his face, unable to express grief and grievance, so he could only give up, and coldly snorted expressionlessly: "What else can you do? Drunk raped me, I want an explanation!"

"WTF?!"

Rin's eyes widened, inexplicably: "Let's not talk about my shorts and your fat chest wrap, and not saying that the bed is so clean, just talk about the force value, I can't force X you with ten! Besides, In broad daylight... whoever has that spare time, get up quickly, I'm going to drink water!"

Reimu, who was exposed in public, regretted not following the tutorials in the book step by step, but still insisted: "You bastard! You still don't admit that you did something stupid? Are you responsible?!"

"I've experienced enough things today, Reimu, can't you stop the meeting?"

Rin sighed, covered his head, feeling that his head hurt even more, pushed the witch away, got out of bed and came to the table, poured himself a glass of water, and saw the book on the table at a glance.

The three big characters "Snow White" on it were particularly eye-catching. He picked up the book and flipped through it casually, and the first paragraph was exactly the same as what Reimu said before.

Rin was expressionless, and waved the book in his hand towards Reimu: "Then you are going to say that if you don't want to take responsibility, you will make a big noise about me raped you, and then call the police?"

Old Lingmeng blushed, scratched his head, and showed a shy smile: "It's just a joke, ahem... But why are you willing to marry Sanae but not me? No matter how you look at it, it's just the two of us Are the relationships better?"

A glass of water was not enough, so Rin picked up the jug and gulped down a big glass, then wiped his mouth, thought for a while, and said, "Marriage is still very important, you know, my previous job was politics. Marriage is for the purpose of consolidating the royal power, because we have a good relationship, so we can't just get married casually, you don't even know the meaning of marriage and what responsibilities you need to bear."

"..." Lingmeng was speechless for a moment, put on her shirt, and tied it slowly, "Actually... I don't think it doesn't matter to get married. I remember earlier, on the way to the country of gambling, you asked What is my dream."

"Hmm..." Rin recalled for a moment, then nodded, "That's what happened, and you said it was half done."

"To be precise, it is to let go of the witch's accusation and live a life of eating and dying."

"...Didn't you always eat and wait to die?"

"It seems that you have never tried the iron fist of the witch."

The words made Rin shudder, and scratched his face. Originally, seeing Reimu's lonely face, he thought it was some special dream, but now it seems...

"Well, in fact, it's quite simple to achieve it. You just need to find a reserve priestess to take over the position of the priestess of Hakurei Shrine, and you can live the life you want to live."

After redressing, Reimu jumped off the bed, and said in a deep voice: "Whether it is Hakurei Miko or Moriya Miko, there is only one way to stop being a Miko, and that is to get married, otherwise even if you find someone who will succeed Hakurei The priestesses of the shrine still have to wear the title of priestess forever, and do the work of priestesses until the next generation can take on the duties independently, and live in seclusion with the ancestors."

"Well, so what?"

"So, I also want to get married early, but it's a pity Rin you always think I'm just joking... Once I become a Hakurei Miko, all the identities are left as a Miko. Compared with being a Miko, I want to be yourself."

Rin doesn't really understand Reimu's emotions, but he has always known that Reimu has experienced bad things, so he doesn't have a sense of belonging to the profession of shrine maiden.

This is not the conclusion drawn by the dream world, but the reality. The Hakurei Miko, who is so close to people, doesn't like the work of being a Miko. Sister Zi once said that something bad happened to Hongbai when she was young. Only by doing things, will the current character be formed.

It's just that story, no one wants to dig it now.

"I understand a little bit, but if you get married and drop the post of witch, what should you do if you prepare for the witch?"

Lingmeng showed a smile: "Then it must be taught by Xiandaimen, and I will be considered a complete other woman. Oh, do you want to get married?"

"...I have some ideas, but let me think about it."

Rin is someone who dares to marry even Remi and Sanae, and it's nothing to have another cricket Reimu, but Reimu's character is really... He always has a feeling that getting married is a loss, and he feels that something is wrong. taste.

"Then I'll take it as your agreement."

The determined Reimu hammered Rin's shoulders hard. He was so excited that he grabbed the book. When he walked to the door, he turned around and told Rin not to forget. Close the door and leave.

Having already seen through these self-centered Gensokyo girls, Rin didn't bother to waste his words. He drank a few more sips of water and returned to the bed. His brain, which was still in a state of drunkenness, quickly sank down.

On the second day, due to too much sleep and drinking yesterday, Rin's head was swollen and hurt, so Zou had to find a masseuse to massage Rin's body and head, while he went to see the watermelon who came to him.

The three witches brought back yesterday were very quiet today. Not only that, Reimu, who had been making a fuss all day, was also very quiet today, which made Rin always feel uneasy.

After the masseuse left, Rin lay on the bed and played games for a while, still feeling a headache, sat up from the bed, rubbed his head and thought for a while, and suddenly remembered that Feng Ji gave herself a bottle of light blue when the National Congress of Girls was over. potion.

Well, it seems to say that it can cure all diseases, what is it called... wind element or something...

He quickly took out the bottle of blue potion, it was only as long and as wide as his middle finger, but it was not much at all. He opened the bottle cap and asked, but there was no smell at all, but a cool breeze blowing towards his face.

"Well...forget it, since it's a cure for all diseases, it's not worth it if you drink it just for headaches."

When the lid was closed, there was a sudden stabbing pain in the head, and Rin didn't put the potion back into the storage space, and curled up and covered his head with a pale face.

It took me a long time to recover, and I forgot about the medicine for the time being. I stood up from the bed and prepared to go out for a walk. Maybe the headache would be relieved. It would be good to find out what happened between Sister Zuo and Xigua

So he turned and left the room.

Not long after, Reimu knocked on the door of Rin's room, and found that there was no figure inside, walked in curiously, turned around, and turned to the bed.

"Hey, this meal ticket still talks about me every day, obviously I don't even fold the quilt, but I'm much lazier than me."

With a sneering irony, Miss Miko suddenly noticed a bottle of light blue potion between the pillow and the bedside table, so she picked it up and looked at the label.

"Does it cure all diseases? Is there such a spirit?"

Thinking about the aunt who came to the aunt a few days ago, the abdominal pain was unbearable, and the stomach was full of anger because of the aunt and the others these two days, and the tongue was about to get angry and blistered. Lingmeng didn't even think about it, so he opened the medicine and smelled it, and found nothing strange After tasting, finish drinking in one gulp.

This potion has a faint sweet taste, it feels refreshing and refreshing after drinking it, like essential oils, and the cool wind shuttles back and forth between the esophagus and stomach, for Reimu who is already very angry, it is very refreshing.

After the wind in the stomach passed, unexpectedly, the wind had moved to the bottom, and the lower abdomen was a little cold, but fortunately, the coolness disappeared after a short while.

Lingmeng touched her lower abdomen, but she couldn't feel anything, but she felt much better.

Well, it seems that this cure-all is true.

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Watermelon came to her door, and her attitude was very gentle at first, until Zhuo told her with certainty that the supply of alcohol in the drinking and fighting country could not be resumed. The ghost exploded on the spot and left in anger.

The amount of alcohol imported by each country is the same, but the demand for drinking and fighting countries is too high, which leads to the current state of madness.

The original meaning of watermelon is to reduce the supply of other countries and increase its own supply, so as to temporarily overcome the problem of chain disconnection.

The reason for Zou's refusal is also very good. Given the consumption of the drinking country, even mobilizing the supply of goods from other countries is a drop in the bucket, and it will cause dissatisfaction in other countries and lead to greater conflicts.

So the watermelon was very angry. After leaving the Jingu consortium, he rushed to a restaurant and ordered three bottles of wine in one go.

It's not that she doesn't want to drink more, but that there is a limited supply of alcohol in any country now, and three bottles is already the limit she can only rely on after stalking and relying on her cute looks and the murder weapon on her head.

Anyway, let's talk about it first!

Rin followed the watermelon, and also entered the restaurant, sat down at a table behind the watermelon, ordered a lot of dishes, and waited silently for the opportunity.

This kind of restaurant also built a small stage in the center of the first floor, and occasionally invited people to perform and so on to increase the flow of customers.

At this time, magic is going to be performed on the stage. The magician is very short. He seems to be a young lady or a little lolita. He wears a mask on his face, a cloak on his head, and black leather gloves on his hands. , from top to bottom the whole body is not exposed at all, it looks weird.

However, to be honest, there are so many demons and magicians everywhere in the mainland. The profession of magician is not more attractive than that in the scientific world. As long as you have a piece of magic storage equipment and a little ability, you can perform any magic. This was Rin's first time seeing a magician.

Sure enough, as expected, the magician just started to perform, and took out rabbits one after another from the top hat. This can be regarded as a classic magic joke, but the audience did not buy it.