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Protagonist: "No...that's Joan of Arc."

The examiner turned his head, "This... is Joan of Arc's mother, right?"

Hei Zhen showed a kind smile.

The inspector took a step back subconsciously, "No, no, you are Hei Zhen! The bully exported by Chaldea!! You, what are you going to do?"

"It's exactly what you think, congratulations, you guessed it once after all kinds of thinking of me as that woman." The smile gradually became evil, "Roar, my anger!!"

"Bad civilization of Chaldea——————"

"How many are there?" The examiner was left with only one breath.

"I can't count it either, wait a minute, I'll check it out."

Examiner, pawn.

Finally, here comes the question, if the protagonist and a certain harem girl are thrown in, how many times a day will he die due to face blindness?Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Chapter 420 This is the remote control that can control Shokuhou's XX!

"You guys, the Cricket Science Salvation Nation is provocative, so why keep so many people? In the end, there is only one Reimu, what's the use?! If it wasn't for my witty balalabala..."

Kaguya is still in the country of gambling, so when Rin comes, the first thing she finds is Yakumo Zi, don't talk about it.

Yakumo Zi chuckled, and waved the folding fan: "Didn't we see you shouting Beep Reimu every day, and specially gave Reimu to you to practice? Didn't you also beep?"

Rin was speechless for a while: "...Sister Zi, do you really want the grassland so much?"

Just such a sentence, Rin was almost put on a crime bag hood and locked in the gap, but Zi was in a good mood and escaped. Someone was just hit on the head by a fan a few times, and his IQ dropped by 250.

At this time, Youxiang was watching the fun with Yakult, and when they had had enough fun, she asked: "So, what did you use Shokuhou to analyze, she is so angry?"

"Forehead."

Rin rummaged through the ring for a long time, finally found the remote control, took it out, and shook it at the two girls: "That's the thing, to be precise, I didn't take it, that guy dropped it himself."

Youxiang took the remote control in Rin's hand, looked at it for a long time and found nothing special, so she could only casually throw it to Zi: "I didn't find any abnormality, it was the same as the ordinary remote control, and I don't know why Shokuhou Misaki is like this. care."

Zi flipped around a few times, even pressed a few times, but didn't feel any sorcery or magic, touched his chin, and fell silent.

"Anyway, this thing must be very important for science to save the world, maybe it's something like a jade seal..."

A man and two women looked at each other and nodded in unison: "No!"

Rin propped himself on the table, full of confidence: "Let's pretend to be a peace talk first, and then I'll go to Shokuhou to find out what's the use of this thing. If it doesn't work, we will go to war! Now our national power is full, and I have a dragon in my hand. The world is trivial, there is no need to be afraid!"

Zi propped his chin, yawned, nodded and said, "Okay, let's send someone to talk about it first."

Just as Rin expected, the remote control is indeed a treasure, and Shokuhou also agreed to the request for peace talks, and was quite impatient.

Kimbury rushed to the Maiden Country, and it only took one day to appear on the negotiating table.

Rin sat down face to face with her. At Shokuhou's request, only Rin and Shokuhou were left in the conference room. The others left the room one after another, and finally closed the door to cut off all sound.

"Long time no see, Kimbury, the last time I saw you, I was in a hurry and didn't know what to do. It's too embarrassing not to say hello."

"I don't bother to correct your messy address. Hand over the things, and our two countries will be safe."

Rin looked up and down at the angry Shokuhou, reached out and put the remote control on the table.

Shokuhou saw the remote control, his eyes lit up, he quickly stood up and was about to take it away, with sharp eyes and quick hands, he pulled the remote control in his direction, successfully making Shokuhou jump into the air.

"Don't worry, since you want to negotiate, you must have the sincerity to negotiate. If I picked this thing up, it belongs to me. It's fine. If you want to go back, you have to pay a price."

Her Majesty the Queen sat down angrily last night, crossed her arms, and said in a bad tone, "What do you want? Just don't let the lion open its mouth."

"Then why don't you tell me first, what the hell is this?"

"It's a gift from my elders, it's very important."

Seeing Shokuhou's serious face, Rin's eyes were fixed on the remote control, and he picked up the remote control still suspiciously in his heart, and said in doubt: "I don't believe that you will let the two countries go to war directly because of a souvenir..."

As he spoke, he pressed the button subconsciously, Shokuhou suddenly let out a muffled groan, blushed, and stood up quickly: "Idiot! Stop it!!"

"???"

I didn't notice Kimbury's expression just now, but now that she was so frightened, Rin's fingers trembled, and he pressed a few more keys.

"Woo!"

Kimbury sat down again, his face was as red as a cooked shrimp, his eyes were abnormally wet, and he wriggled awkwardly on the chair.

This appearance, Rin has seen a lot, very experienced.

Mysterious species like Xiaowu, Shenqi, etc. all have their own bodies, and once they touch the body, they will become like they have been raped.

Could it be, could it be that maybe...

Rin's eyes lit up, and a big light bulb flashed in his head, and he pressed it a few more times. Looking at Shokuhou's expression of a child girl, he further confirmed his guess, stopped his movements, and put down the remote control.

Shokuhou, who almost had a high C, was shocked and relaxed, and then looked at Rin viciously with shame on his face, and gritted his teeth: "You... you bastard! Give it back to me quickly!!!!!!"

"Tsk." The old driver was fearless, showing a weird smile, "Kimbury, I'm very strange, can you explain to me, is this remote control your body, or is it connected to anmobang and electric A little thing like a toy jumper?"

"Hundan! My old lady will definitely fuck you to death today!"

An exasperated Kimbury propped himself up on the table, mobilized his weak legs, just stood up, Rin's smile became brighter, and he stretched out his hand and pressed the remote control a few more times.

"Hey!"

Poor Xingxingyan sat down again with weak legs, covering his face and didn't know whether he was shy or crying.

Maybe this is the heart of a girl.

Rin smashed his mouth, coughed dryly, and said in a deep voice: "Give up resistance, in this way, as long as you bring your science to save the world and merge into our country X, I will return your body to you, fair trade, how?"

"You...you think beautifully! I am absolutely...absolutely...beep."

Shokuhou Misaki's willpower is very strong, and Rin pressed her body for almost an hour before she threw away her armor and was powerless to fight, lying on the table like a lazy Gabriel, It feels like the body is being hollowed out.

When Rin came out of the conference room, he still held a magic contract in his hand, and showed a big smile to Yakumo Zi who was waiting in the outer hall: "Okay, science saves the world GET!"

Yakumo Zi was a little stunned, and exchanged a look with Yuyuko, with question marks written all over her face: "How could it be...so easy?"

Grabbing the magic contract, and carefully reading it several times, it was confirmed that Shokuhou Misaki was going to bring the scientific salvation country into the X Fan Kingdom, even Yuyuko was surprised.

"Well... because of the contract, I have to keep it secret. All I can say is... that remote control is a national treasure, the kind that can destroy Shokuho Misaki..."

Rin explained a few words casually, and waved to the people of Science Salvation Country: "Your master is unconscious inside, take it back to rest quickly... Uh, yes, it's best to add more glucose and normal saline, She is dehydrated and weak now... Cough cough, sister Zi, what kind of eyes do you have, I didn't mess around, I swear!"

……

It has to be said that the centralization of royal power is also a tragedy. With Shokuhou's order, the entire kingdom becomes Rin's possession.

As for the other common people, people in the country of saving the world by science only care about technology, and don't care who the king is at all, which is much easier to talk to than the country of gambling and the country of drinking and fighting.

Although the conquest was very dramatic, Rin was still complacent, and gave all the credit to himself, and became a famous king through the ages in a blink of an eye.

I went to the goddess of luck to pay the rations a few times, and waited in the palace, but Kaguya did not come back. Rin also knew that time was not waiting for me, so she rushed to Conghui Country without stopping with Reimu.

When I met Qi Lunuo at Dianhai Ganghuang Academy, the atmosphere was a little delicate.

The clever Qilu Nuo had already guessed Rin's purpose for coming, behind the formulaic smile was slowly exploring.

Now that the country of X covers the sky with one hand, only the country of wisdom and the country of maidens are left unresolved among the big countries, and the other small countries have been completely annexed.

In other words, no matter if it is the Smart Country or the Daughter Country, even if they are united, they will definitely not be the opponent of X Fan Country.

And Rin, who became the hegemon of the continent and threatened to unify the entire continent, came to Conghui Country to find her, and it was obvious.

"Principal Cirno, I have always been looking forward to the education model of your country and your school, so I hope that people in the whole continent can receive open education and create a prosperous age where everyone wants to learn."

Rin's meaning was quite tactful, and he didn't ask Conghuiguo arbitrarily when he came up.

Even so, when it came to school, Qi Lunuo was not as kind as before. She folded her hands and propped her chin, and the light of wisdom was reflected behind her plain glasses.

"Then, I can only refuse your Excellency. For the aid team and consultants sent by your country, our Smart Country has done everything we can."

Rin glanced at Bing Jing curiously, as if hesitating whether to grab a Reimu to cool himself down as an air conditioner, touched his chin, thought for a while, and decided to make a quick decision.

What a despicable deed, it's not enough to do it once!

Without hesitation, Rin took out the electric shocker from the ring from last time. While turning on the switch, Rin said to Chichi ⑨ with a little guilt: "I'm very sorry! But I'd like to trouble you for a few days ⑨!"

As he said that, he pushed the electric shock device towards Cirno, and two arcs went straight into Wisdom's head, his whole body twitched and trembled, and even his blue hair blew up slightly.

"Hey, hey! Don't murder even if you can't agree! A good air conditioner!"

Reimu made a big fuss, Rin put back the electric shock device without panic, waited for a few seconds, came to the leather chair, saw that she was completely lying in the chair, reckless ⑨, reached out and patted her Bing Sisi. small head.

"Little ⑨? Chicken ⑨ZZ⑨? Wake up."

"You're young! You're good at cooking! You're good at making sticks!"

Cirno, who jumped up from the chair, flew up angrily, and wanted to scratch Rin's face with his paws, but Rin hugged him and held him in his arms.

"Let go of me! Let me go! I'm the strongest! If you don't let me go, I'll make you, an idiot human, into candied bananas!"

Reimu was stunned when she saw that the stick suddenly turned into a stupid ⑨ who spoke and behaved like a four or five-year-old girl. At this moment, even if she beeped the stupid 110 once, she couldn't solve her confusion.

"Okay, stop arguing, this is for you!"

Handing Cirno a big ice cream, temporarily blocking her twittering mouth, Rin took out the magic contract that she had prepared long ago, and tricked Cirno into signing it.

Fortunately, in order to prevent others from forging their own self, and in memory of their first teacher, Wisdom ⑨ signatures have always been using the fonts they used when they were young, and the whole country knows this.

So... Even if she becomes an idiot now, she still uses the infant body. The switching of the mental state and IQ of the two did not change her font.

After checking that even if there were no loopholes in the magic contract, Rin was not in a hurry to transform Cirno back, and touched her head: "Stupid, let's play a game?"

"???"

"For three days, one will stay by my side obediently, and you can say whatever I ask you to say, only if I ask you to speak, this game."

"Why?! I'm not your pet, don't!"

"If you don't want it, you won't have ice cream and lollipops to eat, emmmm, if you do it, I will award you the smartest and strongest Cirno on the mainland. I will give you a complete set of medals and certificates, okay?"

"Well……"

Staring at Rin for a long time, stupid ⑨ suddenly raised his fist: "Okay! I will prove that I am the strongest and smartest!"

As he spoke, he lay on Rin's shoulders, closed his mouth and looked serious, looking at such a word, he really looked a little wise⑨.

"Big goblin! Big goblin!"