let's be friends
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Xiandu's two older sisters are also at home... By the way, because they are ugly and stupid, they have become old girls who can't get married, and they won't even let Xiandu get married.
Seeing that the king hadn't opened the door yet, he left a message that he would come back tomorrow night, and also left some jewels.
Seeing that the two sisters who opened their eyes to money saw that they had oil and water to fish, the eldest sister pretended to be Xiandu with an uncomfortable throat through the door the next night, and hooked up with the king, because she was afraid of being exposed, so she did not dare to let the king come in.
After just coaxing her for a few days, seeing that the king had run out of patience and was about to break in, the eldest sister thought of a stupid idea, that is, let the king send someone to pick her up late tonight, she made some family tradition, wrap it in cloth After waiting for someone to pick her up after her body, she was sent to the king's bedroom and asked that the lights should never be turned on at night. The idiot king J insect brain agreed.
The eldest sister negotiated with the second sister, and never told Xiandu, or Xiandu was woken up by the sound of the door closing and found that the eldest sister was gone, and asked the second sister to find out the whole story.
"If the king finds out, my sister will die!"
Rin covered her face, her head full of shit, this aunt is sick, so as long as the king is not a 3-year-old child, he will definitely find out, even if you think about how to run away after sex at night and continue Lie to the idiot king, just with your loose skin, people will find out!
...This kind of absurd thing is probably only in fairy tales, right?Sympathy for the poor king who fucked Real Aunt.
Chapter 57 My heart beats so fast
Although I really don't want to save the neuropathy, I can't help it. The protagonists of the plot have already given side quests. How can I solve the plot without completing it?
"Me! I'm going too!"
Princess Snow White gasped in excitement, pulled Rin aside, and tried her best to suppress her voice: "I tell you, this is big news, young auntie X, many aunties love this one! I must go and collect material! "
Although what she said made sense, Rin thought back, it seems that his buddy Game Maniac said that the book of Gensokyo Aunt is particularly popular. It can be seen that there are still many people who like Aunt, so this kind of eroge novel The market should be fine.
But... the king's castle is full of high-ranking servants and knights, and Princess Snow White, who knows how to cultivate immortals without the power of a chicken, is purely to cause trouble.
"No, Her Royal Highness, it's too dangerous for you to go there."
After that, no matter how coercive and enticing the princess was, Rin couldn't agree to her, and at least he promised her other materials, which made her accept this idea.
He Tongzi came to the king's castle, and wanted to take a detour to find a place to see if he could climb in, but then found that the two guards guarding the door were dozing off, and the others didn't know what to do.
So the two of them swaggered in, and they didn't even see a guard or knight along the way. Tongzi guessed that the luck of this guy played a role.
Carefully walked into the castle, and the guards guarding the two rows were sleepy and snoring with their spears. They were obviously asleep, and the knights who occasionally passed by were also sleeping.
"Hey, in this kingdom, even self-disciplined knights can fall asleep and eat jujube pills."
Tongzi looked at his pitiful face, rolled his eyes, always felt that it was because he came here that these guys all fell asleep, fearing that he would be unlucky in the future, it was a disaster star.
"By the way, you know where the king's bedroom is. Do you want to ask someone?"
"No, it must be the biggest, most gorgeous, and the most central one."
Rin was very sure that he took Tongzi directly to the top floor of the third floor, found the most central house, listened to the door for a while, and found that there was no sound, and then quietly opened the door.
There was no light inside, it was dark, and nothing could be seen. Tongzi could only take out a luminous crystal and looked around in the not-so-bright light.
Not to mention the gorgeous decoration, there are oil paintings hanging everywhere on the surrounding walls, and there is a huge mirror directly above the bed. This king really has a unique taste.
There was only a mummy-like thing wrapped in red cloth lying in the middle of the bed, and there was no figure of the king, which made Rin a little fortunate and disappointed.
Fortunately, I was able to rescue in time, but I was disappointed that I didn't see King Zhang Huang in a panic, and saw his extremely sad and indignant expression after he had sex with an aunt.
"I guess it's a bath before sex, let's hurry up."
"How to take her out?"
"who are you!?"
The two of them whispered, and the person on the bed asked in a panic.
Tongzi stepped forward to take a closer look, and it was indeed Xiandu's eldest sister. At this time, she stuck her head out, her whole body was tightly wrapped, she was relieved and puzzled when she saw that it was an acquaintance: "What are you doing here? ?"
"Your sister is afraid that you will be killed by the angry king, let us save you."
To meet such a greedy guy who lacks roots and tendons, Tongzi has no good temper.
"She is jealous of me! Leave me alone, get out!"
Seeing her like a madman, Rin shook her head and knocked her unconscious: "What do you do with so much nonsense with her, just take it away."
He looked around, walked quickly to the window, opened the curtain and glanced down, and found that it was not too high, and there was a path below.
"Two ways, one is to carry her out, and the other is to use a cloth to make a rope to put her down."
"Well, it's the second rule."
Rin used a knife to cut off the curtain, and Kiriko tied the cloth around Auntie tightly. Then the curtains and sheets were knotted and stretched, and after wrapping around Auntie, the two put her in together. Just halfway, the door was covered with People pushed away.
"Dear, my favorite little baby, I've been waiting for a long time, let's enjoy a happy night♂night♀ together!"
However, he stopped at the door, because the curtain was torn and the moonlight came in directly, and two figures could be clearly seen in front of the window.
"Someone! Somebody! Help!"
As he said that, he took out the rapier hanging on the wall, and rushed forward bravely: "Where did you catch my beauty?!"
There will still be about a meter or two away before the aunt can be put down, but it is too late. Anyway, nothing can happen at this distance, and the two simply let go.
Tongzi easily threw the opponent's sword into the air, kicked the king to the ground, and soon the sound of chaotic footsteps came out. The entire bedroom was tightly blocked by knights and attendants. Rin could feel that the corridor was full of people.
"What to do, use your luck to let them fall flat, let's go out?"
"...Why do you say that falling on the ground is so ugly, we are going to be wanted soon, and we still can't see what it looks like. Let's go out sooner or later and reveal the stuff. Let's jump."
"..."
Tongzi glanced outside the window, at least ten meters high, even if this is a game, their physique and jumping ability will become stronger after the upgrade, and they won't die if their HP is not cleared, but it will still hurt!
"Don't be afraid, isn't it still my luck?"
Seeing that all the knights came up and fell flat, this was an opportunity, Rin jumped to the window, seeing Kiriko still hesitating, he directly hugged her, and then hugged her tightly, with himself on the bottom and her on top. down the window.
"Leap of Faith!"
He whispered a word that made Tongzi sound embarrassed, and the two fell down, hugging tightly, just as a scooter carrying lint passed by below, and the two fell safely.
At this time, Tongzi was still pressing on Rin's body. The two of them looked at each other and their chests were pressed against each other. I don't know when there was a very fast beating sound of "bang bang bang", which seemed to be from Tongzi.
The two didn't speak, just stared at each other like this, and it was faintly visible in the darkness that Tongzi's face was getting redder and brighter.
"Hey! What are you doing, get out of my car!"
Following the young groom's roar, Tongzi quickly turned over, the two jumped out of the carriage, and the groom scolded the carriage away.
Kiriko and Rin acted in the same way at this time, both covering their chests in front of their hearts with their right hands.
"Why... my heart is beating so fast, shouldn't I be..."
"Tongzi's chest is a little flat...it hurts so much...just now I almost passed out of pressure."
Well, they all look like a thief with a guilty conscience, and the atmosphere is very subtle, until...
"Hey??! Where's the aunt?!"
Chapter 58 Tongzi wake up, he is not suitable for you
This is very embarrassing.
One person was so crushed that he almost lost his breath, and the other person's heart exploded. After being so demented for a while, he actually lost the person on the rescue mission?
The whole city is not big. The king's palace is actually as big as Viscount Brossienne's castle. There is a trail behind the castle. Rin and Tongzi are worried that attendants and knights will catch up. .
"Tongzi, don't you think she was wrapped in a piece of cloth when she was full, and she was wrapped so tightly before... Where can she run?"
On the way back to Xiandu's house, the more Rin thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong. He asked curiously, hoping to gather the wisdom of the two to speculate on the direction.
However, he didn't hear Tongzi's reply for a while after he finished speaking. He turned his head to look at Tongzi, who was one step behind him. She lowered her head and couldn't see her expression clearly in the dark night. She seemed to be in a daze.
"Tongzi?"
She stopped and called out again, and she suddenly woke up: "Uh? Rin, what's wrong?"
"What are you dazed about?"
Rin repeated what he said before, and the other party also looked puzzled: "Calculate carefully, it only takes about 3 minutes for us to jump down to... that, so there are only two possibilities, one is When she fell to the ground, the cloth loosened, and she hid because she was naked and dared not see anyone. The second possibility was that she was rescued... However, we haven't found out in such a short time... "
Rin touched his chin: "Don't forget that in addition to our players, there are many local residents who can do magic."
"Well, let's go back first."
"By the way, what did you just stare at? Did something happen?"
As a teammate and a trusted partner for a period of time in the future, Rin felt that it was necessary for him to pay more attention to himself. If his teammates had any difficulties or help, he could also do his part to consolidate the friendship.
"No... no."
He didn't say it was okay, but when he said that Tongzi was even more embarrassed, he quickly passed Rin and hurried into the night, making Rin feel a little baffling.
"Should I be despised?"
……
Back at Xiandu's house, and sure enough, her eldest sister didn't come back, Tongzi looked at Xiandu's face full of vicissitudes of time and felt a little guilty.
"I'm really sorry, there was no problem at first, but it disappeared for no reason..."
After talking about the ins and outs of the matter, unexpectedly, Xiandu was not angry, but instead comforted: "It's not your fault, my intuition tells me that my sister should be fine, she either hid because of shame, or she really Let's be taken away."
Well, as long as the person who posted the task thinks you're done.
Rin quietly glanced at Tongzi and found that this guy has returned to normal now, and the previous one may have been intermittent neuropathy.
After resting for a few hours, the sky was already bright, and the aunt was still unable to come back. After the curfew in Lifan City was lifted, many players poured in.
After some inquiries, the two found out that it seems that the task assigned by the queen has been completed and the border has been opened, but every entry and exit must be strictly checked.
As players enter, a large number of tasks also appear on the union's bulletin board.
Rin and Kiriko stood in front of the mission announcement, and the two worked together, one from right to left and the other from left to right to find valuable and clues.
Suddenly, the eyes of the two people lit up at the same time, and they turned to look at each other at the same time.
"Look at this!"
It's embarrassing that the two slowly approached because of browsing the quest cards. At this time, almost all of their clothes had been wiped on this side. When they looked at each other, they realized that the distance was too close.
Tongzi hurriedly took two steps back, pretending to be calm, with a faint panic, and finally pointed to the bulletin board: "Isn't this task released by the second sister of Xiandu?"
Rin was also very embarrassed, all he could think about was the good thing he brushed his teeth in the morning, otherwise he would be embarrassed, so he didn't think about it elsewhere, and looked in the direction Kiriko pointed, it was the one he also noticed.
"Looking for fairy grass: In the canyon in the north of Lifan Kingdom, there is a strange plant called fairy grass. Please pick one and hand it to the trade union. The task reward: 50 gold coins."
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