let's be friends

On the high stage in the super venue that can accommodate tens of thousands of people, Rin has the excitement of being the host and is also curious about the competition items.

After all, such a grand Divine Games was facilitated by him alone!

There is no script line book in hand, only the card with the competition items written on it, and the words are on the inner layer. For the sake of the program effect, Rin can't open it yet.

"Ladies and gentlemen, help them, and welcome to the first session of the God Sea Star God Games. We are here with the prospect of youth and the pursuit of dreams...Balababa, now, please God The bidder for the Olympic Games, Lord Forcus the Sea God, made a speech, give me some applause."

Amidst the cheers and thunderous applause from the audience, the Sea God stood up triumphantly, and began to make a speech that he had prepared long ago. Afterwards... except for the cold and arrogant Levi who said a few words frankly, the other gods were all ready to be excited. Heartfelt tirade.

After the speech was over, Rin and Medusa took the stage again.

Medusa held the magic megaphone and said with a smile: "I can understand that everyone is pressed for time and how much they want to watch an interesting game quickly, so we won't procrastinate, it's also for practicing hard day and night, and I just hope Let's start together, the first game, the lucky athletes who have won the laurels!"

After Medusa paused, Rin knew it was his turn to speak, so he pulled out the lines card gracefully, glanced at the first event, and the smile gradually disappeared... The corners of his mouth twitched endlessly.

There was no way to complain in the crowd, Rin let out a dry cough, and said into the loudspeaker: "The first game, spray water for... one person!"

"Here, let me briefly explain the rules for everyone..."

Chapter 470 Competition makes me happy... a ghost

"The so-called water spray project is to experience the personal control over water, and also to experience the skills taught by the gods and the devil kings."

"The main judgment is based on the height and length of the water sprayed by the athletes. You can use any part of your body to spray water, and make a comprehensive score based on the difficulty of the part and the height and length. For example, the water value of the mouth spray is relatively low, and if it is... ..." Rin paused slightly, and his tone became difficult, "If it is birth...reproduction...qi sprays water, and the score is relatively high, then please invite five athletes to play!"

After finishing his lines, Rin jumped off the stage with a full face like Kaguya died.

What a goddamn game pee!

Your gods...have a highly toxic mad mentality!

Hosting a competition for you all feels that labor and management have lost all integrity!

Rin beeped like a Shizuki, and sat back in his seat with a blank expression on his face.

His eyes swept over the five contestants who appeared on the stage. The first one was a whale, the second was an ancient giant fish monster, the third was a golden slime, the fourth was a male giant, and the fifth was a long So charming, looking at the woman who is dissatisfied with desire.

Oh, there is another place that needs to be mentioned. There is also a tube-like thing on the hands of No. [-] and No. [-]. One is connected under the crotch and the other is connected under the skirt.

It seems... just as Rin predicted, the two MMPs are going to compete with each other...

ghost!

Until the end of the game, Rin still felt that he was too young. No. [-] was indeed peeing, and even broke through the bottom of the sea and pushed directly above the sea level.

Although there is a barrier, the referee team headed by Lucifer and most of the audience agreed that being disgusted was a foul and he was banned for three years.

"Huh? It's obviously very interesting... the young people of today." This was the dissatisfaction of Tefnut who sent the giant player

Therefore, the laurels of victory fell on the head of No. [-] player.

So here comes the question... The girl uses some female specialties and spreads them... so... what method does she use?

Anyway, Rin didn't want to know at all. After the environment of the arena was cleaned up, and he was waiting to go on stage again, his originally excited mood seemed to be a pool of stagnant water.

It is also like a wife who has been married for decades, every time she has sex, she is as dull as a corpse.

Even, want to kill.

Medusa is unwilling to come up, and Sister Yu also has her own temper. There is no way, she can't lose herself without being hosted, right?Even if Rin is reluctant, he still has to play.

"I am very grateful to the five players for bringing you the wonderful event just now. You have also seen that each player has three chances, so the next players don't need to be under too much pressure...Finally, I appeal to everyone not to violate the rules. Come down, let me announce the next game for everyone..."

Pulling out the lines card, Rin couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he saw the program on it...

Fortunately, there is no need to lose your morals again, this time the competition is quite normal.

"Men and women fancy dance swimming, each team has half an hour to show everyone the most beautiful posture and the most elegant underwater rhythm, then, five groups are welcome to come on stage!"

This game is time-consuming, and it consumes energy and patience. After the game is over, the first day's schedule is all over.

In the two games, Sea God and River God each got a share, and the start was not bad.

By the way, the show tide... ahem, the woman who performed the water spray was sent by the river god.

It's really getting older and more wretched.

Lucifer hated it too much. If she had known it was okay to play like this, she would have asked Asmodeus, the god of sex and desire, to borrow a ghost. No matter how you think about it, she was much better than that woman.

There are also two competition events on the second day, the first is a speed swim of [-] miles under the sea, and the second is immobility.

Well, it must be in the sea, no matter what happens, you can't move.

The beautiful name is to test the practice results of the mind like still water.

Of course, there are many obstacles, such as torpedoes...nuclear bombs, players' numbness, small movies, etc., even Ding Ding can't move.

Therefore, this event is not only to be calm, but also to have a strong ability to resist beating, explosion and impotence.

Made gauze.

In the end, it was Qingguo who found a rock dragon bloodlined plant (_(:ε"∠)_) dragon with super scale armor, and successfully won this round.

Rua! guna! MMP, what kind of God's Games are you guys playing, you're crazy, labor and management won't host it!

Regardless of Gauze Rin who went home like crazy and beeped Reimu, in today's game, Leviathan and Qing Guo each scored one point.

In other words, except for Tefnut, the other four camps each scored a point.

The results of the two days of competition are reported simultaneously, after all, there is the authority to travel through time and space.

News release and dissemination are currently number one, which is the result of the contributions of all gods and demon kings.

Leaving aside the lackey River God, let’s say that all desert galaxies have opened various news reading platforms because of Tefnut’s forced request, including Rin’s big family... Hell, there are dragons, dragon descendants, and dragon descendants, even if Even the Neptune galaxy is sold out.

The super advertising screens installed by Hedgehog cat on some planets are not used much at ordinary times, but now they finally have a place to play, playing the game records in 360 degrees without dead ends, which feels great.

From A-level news to S-level news, it seems that there is only one step span. In fact, it is very difficult. Every time you go up from A level, there is a huge gap.

The news reported last time broke the genius and finally reached A-level, but Rin predicted that his news would be no problem at S-level.

Then find a way to find out the identity of the cultist, then add up the two merits, get the permission to meet the boss once, and then find out the erotic artist lady.

OK, this is true for both short-term and long-term goals.

On the third day, the press release that Reimu racked his brains to write had already been delivered to the headquarters.

"Damn it, why is my life so hard? She was called mentally handicapped at night, and she finally had a rest during the day and wrote a press release, you beast!"

"...I can't help it. My writing is rubbish, my brain is poor, and I don't like to update it. It's all up to you, Reimu!"

"rua! My old lady just graduated from junior high school at this age, and you, a high school student, asked me to do my homework! It's not as good as a beast!"

Dialogues like this are staged N times in and out of bed every day.

Well, what about the protagonist?What about Gensokyo? !

How can you set a good example for readers without even graduating high school?

Fortunately, both of them have similar cultural accomplishments, and there is not so much gulf between husband and wife.

Early in the morning, Rin and Medusa came on stage again. Today, the two changed from dark blue suits and evening dresses to red suits.

This is also for the effect of the program, to match the colors of the five rings of the God Games.

Medusa is very enthusiastic about hosting the industry, she was smiling when she came on stage, she said the opening remarks as usual, and pulled out a card with the competition items written on it.

"Ah, I only want to compete today, but it's true that everyone is looking forward to it, especially the males here." Medusa glanced at Rin, and asked curiously, "Brother Rin, what do you think boys are doing?" , what is your favorite sport?"

"Uh... bang bang?"

With Rin's straightforward response, the audience roared with laughter, even the girls smiled knowingly.

Medusa covered her mouth with her card and snickered twice, and then said: "So... what if it's a ball game? A ball game that can fascinate people."

Rin opened his mouth, just about to say something, when the audience yelled "Bumping someone with the ball" and caused another roar of laughter.

All the filth, at least the atmosphere is good, this time Kung Fu Rin almost understands what Medusa means.

"Could it be... football?"

"Bingguo! It's football. Of course, people all over the world like football! Our underwater football is much more difficult than that on land~ Okay, without further ado, let's give warm applause and welcome five Team Fang!"

It wasn't until the football game officially started that Rin knew what was so special about it.

Football in the supreme world, compared with football on Earth, does not have so many rules. It is a competitive sport where all players work hard. Of course, except for the goal and other buildings that cannot be moved, any means are allowed on the field.

Including taking drugs, cursing and gang fights in the street, doing whatever it takes to win.

What's more, because everyone is very capable, the arena is ridiculously large, and it can also accommodate multiple teams to compete at the same time. For example, today, five teams are more than enough to compete at the same time.

A major feature of submarine football is that the ball does not add any waterproof pressure and buoyancy BUFF, but only adds firmness and durability, so it has similar trajectory and characteristics to ordinary balls on the seabed.

What needs to be tested is the athlete's control over strength, while keeping the ball within the boundaries, it is also convenient to hand over to teammates.

Multi-ethnic creatures wearing five different colors of battle uniforms gathered together to complete a five-hour event.

Rin could only see the fiery red balls that acted as footballs flying around the field at a speed that was hard to discern with the naked eye.

In addition, there were all kinds of scuffles. Everyone showed their weapons. While standing in a group, they also had to consider the position of the football.

As a goalkeeper octopus, he swooped forward waving his thick tentacles, trying his best to prevent the fiery red football that turned into a shooting star from breaking into the goal.

However, it was the giant who kicked this kick, and it also used more strength. The football cut through the water waves and made a screaming sound. The high temperature generated by the friction with the water flow made the spherical surface more bright red.

The football broke into his arms, took such an abrupt blow, and flew out with the ball.

The powerful force collided and finally pierced its body.

It...is defending its goal with its life!

Rin was so moved that he kept applauding while Poseidon ordered him to stop and drag the corpse away to change the goalkeeper.

Because of the heroic sacrifice of this octopus, hundreds of thousands of fans in the auditorium were infected. Their eyes were filled with tears, and they held their own god's banner and clapped their palms like thunder.

The octopus was the first to be sacrificed, but not the last.

In half an hour, the Qingguo team lost a striker, and there was no body left. The poor little dragon had been completely chopped into pieces, and Rin sadly collected the body for it.

Hey... dragon meat is a great supplement, it's a pity to waste it.

At 45 minutes, a giant was pierced through the chrysanthemum by a football, and the blood gushed out and almost dyed the entire field red, and Wei An's body fell to the ground in the blood.

A true warrior, dare to face the dripping blood!

It is it, using its most precious flowers, to compose an epic elegy, and also usher in a penalty kick for the Tefnut team.