let's be friends

Kesha...

Rin's eyes flickered slightly. Of course, the name didn't come from Diablo. It should refer to the witch Kesha in the Cthulhu mythology.

"I want to know what the intellectual challenge refers to."

"Well, I'm the one who asked the question. If you can answer it, I will send you directly to the entrance of the castle. If you can't answer it... you will die."

Rin thought about it, Kexia is not famous, and her occupation is only a witch, although the witches of the Cthulhu faction are stronger than other witches, they cannot be opponents under his lucky protection.

But, since this guy has a name and surname in the mythology system, his identity and background will not be so simple, like Medea... It’s not like the North Sea giant monster and low-level descendants who don’t even have a name, and just use A group of rubbish names can be compared.

There is no one behind the scenes called hell, just fight directly?You think I'm stupid... You old-time rulers and game planners of the ancient gods are a fool, how can you break it if you directly make it into an unsolvable ending? !

Hmph, wisdom is what I am best at!

I am the son of wisdom handed down by Athena!

After hesitating for only a second, Rin nodded decisively: "I choose to challenge, if you have any problems, feel free to ask them!"

Kexia was a little disappointed: "Are you sure? You only have one chance. If you fight, you may still win. If you can't answer, you will die."

"I'm sure."

"Ah... I didn't expect a smart and beautiful boy to come."

The witch stretched out her finger and tapped her chin. She couldn't think of any problem for a while, so she could only clap her hands: "Jerry, Jerry! Come out!"

There was the sound of something rolling upstairs, and then the figure of a big mouse appeared in the darkness, and then it walked under the light, revealing its full appearance.

It was indeed a mouse that had always been the size of a three or four-year-old child, but it was even uglier and more annoying than ordinary mice.

His appearance looks more like the mutant rat that cameo in Resident Evil, and his claws are indeed more like tiny human hands, and they are red hands that have been burned.

The glaring cotton cloth looks like a distorted human face, dry and ugly, and upon closer inspection, it does indeed have the facial features of some people.

As early as when he knew Kexia's identity, Rin knew that he would meet his magic pet "Brown Jenkin"... Huh? !and many more……

Mmp, isn't your pet called Brown, what the hell is it suddenly turned into Jerry? !

It is known as the human-faced mouse, mentioned in the Cthulhu Mythos.

The bones of the tiny claws exhibited a gripping feature more like that of a tiny monkey than a mouse, and the skull with its ferocious yellow tusks was the most bizarre and anomalous, and from one angle it looked like A miniature, gruesome, depraved parody of a human skull.

From the looks of it now, the one in the book has already been beautified. His ugly face is completely like a necromorph's face. When others see it at first glance, they will feel disgusted and doubt their lives.

The Human-Mask Mouse came to her side and flattered him, speaking in a hoarse and difficult voice: "Master Kai Xia, what are your orders?"

"...You, come and give this beautiful young lady...cough cough, give him a problem!"

"In this case..." the human-faced mouse showed a distorted and trembling malicious smile, "It happens that the master and I are bored here, why don't you tell a story?!"

Rin nodded calmly, not panicking at all.

Stories, his whole life is full of stories from beginning to end, and with the bonus of talking, he is afraid that he will be short of words? !

"Well, how about three stories about mice?"

Rin thought for a while... nodded again: "Okay, as long as three lectures are finished, it will be considered a pass, right?"

"That depends on whether the master and I like your story."

Rin reached out and touched his chin. There are two people in front of him, one is a mouse, and the other is a mouse breeder. It is definitely not appropriate to talk about how to exterminate mice, so...you can only tell a story with a mouse as the protagonist and a happy ending.

And Rin, who has been on the Internet since childhood, really knows a lot.

He wiped off the dust that had not been used for several days by himself, sat on the chair, cleared his throat, and said: "My first story, called... The Kitchen Mouse, as the title says, is The story of how a mouse conquered the human palate through its excellent cooking skills."

"In the underground world of Pixar City, there lives a little mouse named Xiaomi. His dream is to stand on top of the world and become a chef..."

Turning the movie of Ratatouille into a novella by deleting and deleting the details, and adding pretentious suspense, it took Rin 10 to [-] minutes to finish the whole story.

After listening, Kexia couldn't help applauding, and the human-faced mouse beside him also found it interesting, and his evil and treacherous face eased a lot.

"The first story...is quite interesting, even if you pass it, please start the next performance."

Lin was overjoyed, he really figured out the way, so that, don't tell three stories, ten or eight of them will not have the same pattern.

"The next story, called House Mouse, takes place in Columbia City..."

After finishing the story of the elf mouse boy, Kexia still gave him cheerful and encouraging applause, but the human-faced mouse looked unhappy: "The story is also wonderful... But, if we don't like being with humans, can we make another one?" Don’t tell the story about being family and friends with human beings? It’s better to have some bloody violence.”

Hey, hey... You are a human being in front of you. Although you look like you want to make people have no desire to be friends, but... don't say such things that hurt the self-esteem of all human beings, okay? !

Rin frowned, not because this guy hates humans, but because the mouse stories he is familiar with are all derived from cartoons and animated movies, and they are all warm and joyful, with horror...

The rat in the wall counts as one, but it is a family with the one in front of it, so it cannot be counted, so... what else...

Rin dug out his memory and recalled it, and suddenly thought of the story that Zi once told him when he was in Gensokyo.

At that time, the purpose was to educate him to be careful that humans and monsters are the best, but now, it is a good subject.

"Then let me tell you the last story..."

"There is such a village, which has always been in a peaceful corner. The war has caused the villagers to lose contact with the outside world, and...the war must have plagues, and leprosy is rampant. Therefore, the village chief sent the sick villagers and the villagers who failed to cure them. The witch stayed in the mountain, and she led the healthy people down the mountain."

"Afterwards, the iron hooves of the war completely destroyed their newly built village. The village chief had to take the healthy villagers back to the original mountain village. Use tricks to capture the witch who kindly let them return and provide food, and lock them into the cave together with the leper, and block the exit."

"After many days, the militaristic king sent tax collectors to the village to collect taxes. After paying the food, the impoverished village chief and the villagers suddenly remembered that they had heard that the witch had a book on alchemy for the king to be exempted from tax, so they again Open the sealed passage and prepare to search for the witch's body.

Unexpectedly, the old witch was still alive. When they opened the cave, they could still see the witch devouring the flesh of the mouse, with curse marks all over her body.

Seeing the witch with a terrifying face, the villagers were terrified and decided to pour oil into the cave to burn her to death.

"And the witch, who cursed the villagers in the name of the evil god before she died, will be bitten to death by rats one day in the future, and there will be no bones left. Even their children will be retribution. That night... the village suddenly broke out in a rat plague , A large number of rats ate food and even harmed children. The villagers were very scared and tried to eliminate the rats all the time, but there was no effect. But it is too sensational to say that there is any danger, and it has been like this for several years.”

"The war gradually subsided. A witch who traveled far away took her apprentice to the village. After learning about the rat disaster, she said that she had the ability to drive away the rats. There is a handsome bonus."

"On a night with a full moon, the witch played the flute, and the melody lured all the mice out. While playing the flute, she walked, and led the mice to the cave where many people had died, and closed the entrance of the cave."

"But when she asked for the due reward, the village chief and the villagers went back on their word. They were jealous and afraid of the witch's magic power, and even more afraid of losing money, so they negotiated and handed over the reward to the witch, and even pretended to give it to her with good intentions." I bought a cake coated with poison, and prepared to poison the witch to get back the property."

"Not long after the witch took her apprentice away, the poor apprentice ate the cake because of greed, and died of poison. The witch was extremely sad and angry. On the night of the red moon, she returned to the village, opened the cave, and released all the mice. Come out and play the flute to lure them to the village, kill and eat all the adult villagers."

"In the early hours of the morning, she played a wonderful melody again, and the remaining children in every household danced like mice and followed the witch, walked out of the village and kept going...just like that, the whole village was empty, only The mice were left behind, and those children and the sad witch, no one knows where they went..."

As soon as Rin finished speaking, Kexia suddenly slapped the table hard and shouted: "Okay! This story is good! It's so refreshing!"

Even the human-faced mouse has an aftertaste of smashing its mouth, and especially likes this kind of anti-human story.

It respectfully said to Kaixia: "Master, this boy has already told three stories, can he pass?"

Chapter 480 I, the Ruler of the Sun

"Congratulations to the idiot brave for arriving at the Mundaluk Suspergubicbal Castle, and then please die here vigorously!"

Rin was in front of the huge castle at this time, and the narration of the middle school two that he hadn't heard for a long time sounded in his ears.

It's probably because Shaoluo, who brought capital into the crew, rolled back after breakfast and lunch.

Completely unprofessional!

Ignoring the chattering voices coming back to my ears, I opened my backpack to check my equipment.

After passing the Kexia intelligence test, the girl was in a great mood, and gave herself a flute, but did not introduce the specific use.

Of course, this flute is not a card change, so it is not only used in this arena, it is simply a gift from Kexia to himself.

"Eh... can it really be used to repel rats? It's so disgusting... Let's try it with Nazrin another day. If it's really only used to control mice, it's OK to give it to Tomaru star directly."

He was making the final pre-war preparations, and the audience fell silent.

Medusa held the loudspeaker and sighed: "The decisive battle is coming. I believe everyone has a decision in their hearts whether Jingu Rin can kill the dragon and complete the final competition. Finally, let's hold our breath and open our eyes wide." Eyes, lead to the final battle of the finals!"

The auditorium echoed everywhere, but all the middle-class people who were carrying recording crystals were holding the crystals and preparing to record the most exciting battles.

Lucifer held the Coke very calmly. According to Rin's current equipment, defeating the dragon is not a problem at all. Victory will definitely belong to their hell.

Wow, it really is the coolest thing to call people for free!

As for Leviathan sitting in the competition seat, he sat upright on the chair as if his whole body was petrified, without blinking his eyes...

It's not a comparison, her eyes really didn't even move, when she looked carefully, her eyes were dull and her breathing was even, with a stream of body fluid left at the corner of her mouth, she was basically asleep.

Qingguo's face has been ashen from the beginning until now. First, Rin betrayed her and threw herself into the embrace of hell to help others win, and then there was a traitor among their dragon clan.

He never expected that there would be such a giant dragon who was willing to act as a villain for the sake of wealth, and might even die in Huangquan without making a sound.

This was very embarrassing, sitting on the table, Qing Guo felt as if she was about to pass out with the slapping sound of a PP being slapped.

Compared with the gods and demons outside the arena, Rin was calm and composed. After checking the equipment, even the laces of the boots, he went to the gate of the castle.

The gate outside the castle was tightly closed, covered with rust, and covered with red and black thorns, with several pitcher plant-like flowers growing on the top of the thorns.

As soon as Rin approached, Hua opened her eyes and mouth, looking at Rin in unison.

They whispered and spit at each other and talked in high-pitched, noisy voices.

"Look, someone finally showed up."

"Just one contestant."

"Look at her soft and weak appearance, she will die when she comes."

"That's not necessarily true, maybe she was taken away by the giant dragon and became a maid?"

"That's very pitiful, the dragon's beep is so big, how can this weak human woman bear it?"

"Ah, why don't we just eat her first?"

"It's boring to eat too much, why not let her entertain us?"

Although there are only a dozen flowers, it has the effect of a hundred women playing cards and chatting. After hearing a few words, Rin raised his eyebrows angrily.

MMP, I was actually regarded as a girl by the androgynous flower, what a shame!What a shame!

Also, whoever tells you that the maid will definitely be slapped! ?Look at the head maid, look at Mengzi, look at Rem and Ram.

I will put an end to your evil X fantasies!

"The stupid brave Gouzi encountered a problem outside the castle, so how can these noisy flowers open the door for him? Gouzi was thinking wildly."

"Hey! That's too much! What the hell is a dog!? How many times have I been told not to name me indiscriminately, pussy."

Being told back again, the narrator was furious, wishing he could show up and kill this idiot immediately, and by the way put him in [-] poses and got [-] cheap names.

Whether it was the narration or the flowers on the opposite side, they were muttering endlessly, Rin was dizzy, and he was in no mood to play a decryption game, so he raised the gun directly, and anger spewed out from the barrel.