let's be friends

For example, her idle milk bought goods from Aphrodite, and bought piles and piles of love potions that even gods can handle, Eros talismans, water of true love, angels are also crazy, and Buddha's mortal heart , beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, fly, etc.

Tsk, remember what that bitch said back then?

No matter if it's a man or a woman, as long as the props are used well, there is no lover who can't catch up, or god who can't be fucked.

Of course, for the sales queen, the advertising words are completely unreliable, they are just a means to deceive customers, the effect must be there, but it is definitely not as strong as her bragging.

If Shirley was here, he would give Pallas a thumbs up with empathy.

There is nothing wrong with this analysis, most of them are "only the real thing prevails" three-no products, the best things can only be bought by Athena.

Well, so what is the difference between the real thing and the advertisement?

For example, let’s say you bought a dudululududu fly, and after using it on the god girl according to the instructions, she will of course burst into spring power, but the time... tsk, even the lowest-level gods can get rid of it within 10 minutes. recover within.

If the buyer had just gone up at that time... How embarrassing for Dotmeow.

Moreover, the so-called continuous daily use will make a girl fall in love with you... It's also nonsense, because... anyone can have... drug resistance.

If this example is not vivid enough, then we also have, for example, cases that happened around us.

The bad loli of the Cupid family who smokes and may drink and dye her hair, the arrow of Cupid in her hand is also Aphrodite's signature prop, but the duration depends on the individual physique of men and women, as well as the attraction of other opposite sexes. The lasting effect is not long.

Or how to say that twisted melons are not sweet?Most of these paired marriages don't end well, either the man dies or the woman dies, or the man and woman have moved on, or they are crushed under Huashan Mountain, or separated by the Milky Way or something.

Therefore, Pallas is aware that the effect of these things is not very good.

The reason why it is still taken out is of course for another purpose.

Thinking of the self-made and self-directed plan in his mind, Pallas couldn't help but smile.

That kind of rape and night attack and other X-fan little bitch's things are really low, okay?My old lady has plenty of ways to make Rin bow down under my unique and original Saint Cloth and Battle Skirt without losing her virginity!

……

Rin is taking her daughter to watch horror movies, holding a family bucket while eating and watching with relish.

Little Jack didn't react to ghosts in horror movies at all, and even had time to pet Rin.

Thinking about it, this kind of man-made Sadako and Miss Kayako, in front of a serious spirit like Little Jack...

That's the right sister Pao who puts the circuit in front of the door, and Jingu Rin wears women's clothing in front of her!

As soon as Pallas arrived in the living room, he saw Rin and Little Jack, father and daughter, playing in parent-child cartoon one-piece pajamas. One of them had an ordinary Two-dimensional youth wearing glasses printed on the pajamas, and the other pajamas It is printed with a little guy wearing an unknown hamster cape, which is pretty good.

This heartwarming scene made Pallas, a god who had no fatherly love and motherly love since childhood, very moved.

If she is allowed to be a mother... I believe she must be a good mother, no less than Hera, and at the same time, she will be much better than Hera in terms of being a stepmother.

"Are you ready to go to bed so early?"

Pallas smiled and sat next to Rin, pretending to be familiar with him and intending to put his arm on Rin's shoulders, but Rin, who had been on guard for a long time, dodged sideways, and had to laugh twice.

It can be said that Rin can't do anything else, but is very good at women's clothing and anti-wolf ability.

Rin also had a bit of a headache for this intensified elder brother, but could only "fake it", nodded and said: "Little Jack hasn't slept recently, so I have to take a good rest with her today."

The caring little padded jacket grabbed Rin's arm and nodded to Pallas. Although she is young, she has a high IQ and EQ. Especially since she was summoned to exile in the desert, whether it is enlightenment education or ideological education, story education is very important to her EQ. Development has a flying general promotion.

In other words, what this aunt who likes to wear men's clothes is thinking, can be said to be Sima Zhaozhi's heart, and everyone knows it, even Little Jack, who is only over 100 years old and has the development equivalent to two vampires in the Hongmeng Pavilion, knows it well.

After all, in this unusual non-scientific world, children with low EQ like Remilia are quite rare, most of them are like Lianlian and Fran.

"It just so happens that I have something to discuss with you, why don't we have a long talk tonight?"

Pallas's amethyst-like eyes stared straight at him with a calm and peaceful expression, completely different from those fanatical, impetuous and coquettish ladies and sisters of the Jingu family.

Of course, this is just an appearance, because Pallas itself is a god who is not expressive.

Rin was all excited, and quickly waved his hands and said: "What's the matter, let's talk about it slowly tomorrow, not tonight, if I'm not here, Little Jack won't sleep well, will he?"

The caring little padded jacket nodded cooperatively, proving that Rin was telling the truth.

Pallas was not discouraged either, he raised his chin slightly, showed a meaningful smile, and said lightly: "Then let me be brief, can I delay your work for a while?"

"Uh, you don't have to be so polite about this, what's the rush?"

As soon as Pallas sat next to Rin, little Jack quickly slid off Rin's lap, and sat between his papa and aunt, looking protective, with amber eyes like a vigilant deer.

"Brother Rin..."

Pallas opened his mouth, paused, and faced Rin's girlish face full of "face to the wretched uncle", he was angry and angry.

The corner of her mouth curled up, and she subconsciously touched the earrings with the same color as her eyes with her hands, and she put on a salesman's appearance, and said gently: "Brother Lin, I have a younger sister, who is beautiful and charming, graceful and graceful. , the appearance is overwhelming, the demeanor is graceful and charming..."

"??what??"

"She has ever-changing styles, she can be passionate, she can be calm and moving, she can dance like a butterfly among flowers, and she can also invite Chang'e last month to match her..."

Rin glanced at her strangely, completely unaware that this guy suddenly mentioned his sister, and he still looked like an old woman... Ahem, the cutest and most beautiful labor is better than the narcissism of Penglai Shan Huiye stepping on Alice Megatron What the hell does it look like.

Even if you want to sell your sister, you can't sell too much to the buyer, it will be counterproductive, okay? !

Rua!It's as if you sell a high-end massage B that can cost tens of thousands of gold by selling a cucumber, can that girl buy it! ?

Facing Rin's stare at the staff, Pallas did not react at all, and continued with a stern face: "The important thing is that she is proud and pure, rich and invincible, and can explode a person with a single spear." Planet, can support you forever!"

"Brother, do you really want... Huh? Wait!" He patted his head fiercely, "This is so visual! Romeo and... Bah! Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai?! WTF???!!"

There was a loud thunder in his ear, and Rin's brain was trembling.

Isn't this mmp's plot of Liang Zhu?

What did the Yingtai girls say at the time?

It can be summed up in one sentence: "Uncle, I have twin sisters, who are beautiful, cute, and awesome! They know that Uncle, you are not married yet, so why don't you just make a match, and you two can play as friends?"

Well, that's it. Facts have proved that Zhu Yingtai is a girl, so Pallas...suddenly made a move, no...

It's really a girl! ?

But the last time I saw it in the hot spring, it clearly has pectoral muscles... Wait, could it be a prop in disguise?

In this instant, the IQ of the protagonist once again broke through to a new peak, which made him guess correctly once again!

Thinking about it carefully, are you still a little excited?According to Pallas's natural beauty, even if she is a girl, she must be regarded as a peerless beautiful young lady.

Comparing before and after, being chased by a pretty girl is better than being chased by a gay guy, right?

However, Pallas has used the two-dimensional mind reading technique to observe his expression at the same time, guessing the kid's thoughts thoroughly, and the smile continued to spread.

"Although I know how many girlfriends you already have, Brother Rin, we people in the Supreme World never care about the number of people living in the Crystal Palace, so..."

"so?"

Brother, are you going to learn from Zhu Yingtai and disguise herself as your sister and come to meet me on a blind date?

Thinking about it, I still have a little expectation...

Pallas patted his shoulder, a blush flew across his face, and said shyly: "So... I plan to betroth her brother to you, you think, my sister is so good, my brother will be so poor Where are you going?!"

Rin first showed a look like that, then his pupils suddenly dilated, his smile gradually disappeared, and his brain was about to burst.

shock!

Fuck you are poisonous!He tricked me! ?

In an instant, his face turned pale, as if he had eaten a black and white mouse mixed with mustard. He looked at Pallas dully: "She...isn't her brother you?"

OK!Going around or trying to have sex with me?

Rua!No way!Get out!

What Pallas wanted to see was his expression, and immediately gave him a strong blow, and said with a light smile: "No... I'm talking about another one. Big brother, the God of God is Vulcan!"

Fire... Vulcan?

Puff puff!

Mmp, are you playing tricks on me again?

Isn't that obvious?

After staying with Pallas for a period of time, I can also find that what she often talks about is the Greek gods of Olympus, which is related to the relationship between men and women with half-brothers and gods mentioned earlier...

She is very likely to be a demigod, which is the most common demigod in Olympus mythology. My sister is very likely to be Athena, so Vulcan...

Hephaestus... that ugly blacksmith with a shiny green head who sees cattle and sheep in the wind?

Mom!

Wait, it is really wrong to say that people are green here, after all, unlike Shinhwa, he is still single...

"Brother, ahem, don't make such jokes."

Rin turned his head away in embarrassment, already knowing that Pallas was deliberately teasing him, so he could only touch his chin with an awkward smile.

Scared his little heart.

Pallas achieved his goal, covered his mouth and sniggered, ignored the staring little Jack, took advantage of his height, moved to Rin's ear, and blew: "Did you fall in love with Rin when I talked about my sister? "

"how is this possible!"

Rin quickly sat up straight, even forgetting to push Pallas's face away, and said solemnly: "It's nothing like that, I've never seen it before, how could you be tempted?"

Originally thought that Pallas should stop tormenting herself, but after hearing what she had said, she actually put on a Kaguya-style acting face and said in horror: "That means you are only attracted to what you have seen? You... ...You actually fell in love with me? No wonder you said before that brother is not you...You actually made this idea!"

"..."

The idea of ​​your hypocrite is so strange that I am speechless.

Rin opened his mouth, but he still didn't say anything in the end. He had a hunch that he would be ridiculed by routines after he said it.

Just when the "brothers and brothers respect each other" and "like each other", there was a loud bang, the ground suddenly began to shake violently, and the whole world spun.

It was like a huge thunder exploding in the ear, and people were stunned at this moment, because the shaking was too large, Rin subconsciously surrounded Jack and Pallas, and his body fell on the sofa.

At the same time, the entire room collapsed, the laid floor was torn and split, and a large amount of sand was sunken.

Dust covered the sky, the ground was still sinking, Rin didn't have time to think, holding Jack in his left hand, dragging Pallas in his right hand, "Qi" shield body, jumping up from the sofa, at this moment, he didn't even care about the appliances in the room Up, straight up the gap in the collapsed ceiling.

In the blink of an eye, Rin had already flown into the air, looked down at the half-collapsed residential area, billowing sand and dust covered the collapsed area tightly, and could only hear howling ghosts and wolves, then stopped abruptly and disappeared into the rumble the sound of.

The originally flat ground has now become a basin, the leaders of several gathering areas have also escaped and gathered in front of Rin, and some residents frantically fled around to avoid the disaster.

"My lord, what the hell happened here?"

Rin had already put on the mask again, overlooking the "disaster area" with a frown, and did not answer QAQ's question.