let's be friends

"Lucifer, are you coming or not? If there is anything to do, it's fine to send someone over. Your subordinates are temporarily under my command. I'm very busy."

Just two seconds after sending the message, he received a message from Belial. When he opened it, Asmodeus gritted his teeth instantly.

"Dante, Zabi! You're still drinking too much at this time, are you just looking for trouble for me? Lucifer is a dead girl, look at what idiots your subordinates are!"

The news from Belial is nothing more than saying that Dante drank too much wine, disagreed with Beunita, copied the blade of rebellion and started a fight, and then Beunita's good sister Joan (this Joan of Arc is not Bi Jean Arc) how can I not help my girlfriends, and also joined the battle group...

In the end, Virgil, who seemed to disagree on the surface but actually cared about Dante very much, joined the battle group without saying a word. Before he had any enemies, his own people had already started fighting.

These are the backbone of hell. They usually cause a lot of trouble, but they are very effective at critical times, so it’s fine to do small punishments most of the time. As long as it’s not a big mess, it’s still within the tolerance range.

So... these moths can live until now.

The so-called top beam is not straight and the bottom beam is crooked. How can you expect the people below to be upright if the seven devil kings have such virtues?

Anxiously, Asmodeus turned around in a circle, and was about to give up Lucifer's hour and go back to deal with important matters. He realized that someone had finally arrived, but the breath was not Lucifer, and it seemed to be someone sent by Lucifer.

So when Ciri opened the curtain and came in, Asmodeus had already rushed up and stuffed the bottle in his hand to Ciri: "I'm in a hurry now, you bring the things here, I'll go first."

"???"

So, with Xili's face full of bewilderment, Demon King Lily opened the space and got in without saying a word, leaving only the empty room.

"What's the situation? Are the couriers all so grumpy now? No, I'm going to give Pandora a bad review and complain."

Shirley looked at the bottle in his hand. The text on it was not in Esperanto... It seemed to be a common text in hell, but he couldn't understand it anyway.

"Sure enough, it's an original imported product from hell. It seems that Pandora didn't lie to me this time. Well... let's forget about the bad reviews. I'm buying something, not a courier."

Xili, who was very satisfied with the product, moved her lotus steps lightly and happily walked towards the bedroom.

Typically this particular product is used before bed, so Ciri just left it on the table and finished.

She walked here for half an hour before the Pandora express finally arrived. Although it was also transmitted through space, the goods had to be inspected by the Space and Space Administration, so it arrived much later than Asmodeus.

The guard guarding the side hall was a little taken aback when he saw the courier brought by the other guards... She often sees this courier, and he is indeed from Pandora, so... who was it just now?

"Um... are you here to see Lord Ciri?"

"Well, the courier she bought online from us has arrived!"

"Ahhhh?!!!!"

With an exclamation, I saw the deputy commander rushing over in a hurry: "Well! Lord Artemis made an urgent announcement before, and I haven't had time to say it yet. The one who came is Lord Asmodeus, is it The one who delivered something to Lord Lucifer, alas... nothing unexpected happened, right?"

How could there be no accident? Hey!

Who knows why Sir Ciri came instead of Lucifer!

The face of the Amazon girl guarding the door collapsed: "There was an accident! Earlier, Lord Ciri came to wait for the courier, but Lord Asmodeus gave her something and left directly. It seems... It seems that I made a mistake!"

"Wow! I'm going to report immediately, that... this messenger, please give me the goods, and I'll send them to Lord Ciri by the way."

"Here... ah, by the way, Lord Pandora asked me to bring a message to explain again, and let Lord Ciri pay attention, it must be placed in a place where humans cannot get it, otherwise... ehhhh?! Listen carefully to what I have to say. !"

……

"Damn it! RMB Superman is amazing! Ouhuang is amazing! How could the La Ji game manufacturer do such a thing! Fair competition as promised!"

Losing his entire chest, Lucifer became furious instantly, jumped up on the spot, stretched out his foot and kicked hard at the simulated steering wheel.

Rin next to her looked calm, and glanced at her contemptuously: "Weak people, they only know how to talk about in-app purchases, if they have the ability to play games, they have the ability to krypton gold!"

"Spicy Lin! Compete fairly with me if you have the ability! Let's have a real fight!"

"Okay." Rin sneered, "Then I'll ask my sister to set up a racing track, let's have a real fun?"

"Okay! A word from a gentleman!"

"Hurry up and whip!"

The two "sisters", one big and one small, were full of fighting spirit, their faces were almost pressed together, and there was lightning and thunder in their eyes.

"Humph!"

With a cold snort, Lucifer fell on his back on the tatami mat, rolled around and clung to Little Jack's side, rolling his eyes straightly at his unscrupulous and demon king's movements.

After waiting until his papa and Ji You finished playing the game, Little Jack asked curiously in a low voice: "Lucifer sauce, that... are you ready?"

In such an occasion, Rin could hear their voices clearly, but she didn't care. Rin stood up, tidied her skirts, and was about to talk to Athena about the racing track.

As soon as he went out, Lucifer's face froze, and he suddenly remembered what the most important thing he had forgotten was what it was.

Looking at the time, it has already exceeded 50 minutes!

It's over, Asmodeus can't wait to leave!

Lucifer, who was eager in his heart, quickly opened the chat software, and saw Asmodeus' urging and subsequent messages, and his face was full of confusion...

I... When did you send someone over there?

No, I have to ask. There must be no problem with computer accessories. Losing it is a trivial matter, but spreading it is a major event!

"I'll come as soon as I go, Jack-chan, just stay there!"

Anxiously, the Queen of Demons, flapped her wings and rushed out of the room. When she explained to Artemis before, she already knew that she would usually be in the living room, so she asked where the living room was along the way, and flew to it in a hurry. .

Lucifer, who had just arrived, eagerly grabbed the shoulder of the guard at the door: "Where are my things!?"

The guard bit the bullet and explained, and she could only rush anxiously towards Ciri's room.

She was on her way here, and the vice-commander of the Amazons had already arrived at Ciri's room. It happened that the Queen was not there at this time. I asked the guards, and found out that Her Majesty Queen was in a better mood. She had an appointment with Artemis for a hunting competition. Not far.

After thinking for a while, the commander's sister opened the door of Shirley's room, and put the things on the table, which happened to be next to the bottle, because she didn't know that it was what Lucifer wanted, and the deputy commander didn't dare to move it. He could only turn around and go out, ready to look for Ciri and Lucifer.

They are just Amazons, and this matter has already involved existences such as the niece of the devil and the goddess who cannot be offended.

Ciri has a good temper, so she shouldn't be blamed if she can solve it in private, but once it gets out and the Goddess of Hunting knows, with her fierce methods, the people in her team and even the leader will be punished.

Therefore, if it can be resolved privately, it must be resolved privately, and the fewer people who know about it, the better.

At present, it is the fastest and safest way, and there is no big problem in handling it.

However, the poor Amazon girl doesn't know that the Two-dimensional world is often full of coincidences.

At this time, Ciri didn't go far, just happened to meet Lucifer, and the girl with a happy face flew over and stopped her.

"Shirley, I... took my things and yours by mistake!"

"Huh? Got it wrong?"

This girl Xili is also very smart, and she knew what the problem was when she turned her head. After all... the girl who just delivered something was in a hurry, and she just gave it to her and said something inexplicable. So that's what happened...

"Yes! I just found out, so I still hope to return that thing."

Ciri showed a bright smile: "No problem, but... I have an appointment with my eldest aunt to compete, and the time will be up soon. She hates people who don't keep their promises later, so... I really don't have time to go back, if If you are in a hurry, Demon King Sauce, you can go directly to my room to get it, it's on the table."

"Okay! I know!"

Lucifer was overjoyed to find out that the secret of the computer accessories was safe, and he flapped his wings and flew quickly.

On the way, I happened to meet the deputy commander of Amazon, and ignored the girl's call, gliding past, talked to the guard at the door, opened the door, and went straight to the table.

"Hey... why are there two bottles?"

Yo, the female devil blinked her eyes, looked at the two very similar small black bottles in front of her, grabbed one of them, and glanced at the hell text on it.

"Huoxiang Zhengqi Water... Hey, this is definitely not it!"

So her little paw stretched out to another bottle.

"Dead calcium spits out fairy water! Make women happy and make men crazy! Wow! What a shameful name and description... Well, this should be a computer accessory, Asmodeus is real, and I don't do much to cover it up, just in case What if someone knows hell text?"

I have never shopped Lucifer online before, so I must not know that the current sellers' advertising slogans are all kinds of exaggeration and false propaganda...

Even if it is a serious manufacturer, the advertising language may not be easy to understand.

For example, D Fu, don’t look at the products, just look at the slogan and endorsement stars, “Enjoy silky smoothness”, if you don’t know it, you may think it’s a silk scarf.

Let's talk about a certain Kidney Treasure film, "he is good and I am good", it may also be a safety umbrella.

Ahem, let's get back to business, Lucifer, who was not in a panic when he got the things, walked out of the room swaggeringly, and met the deputy commander of Amazon head-on.

"My lord! My lord Lucifer! Because of negligence in my humble position, your things..."

"Oh, needless to say, I know and have already found it, you don't need to worry about it, it's a trivial matter."

Of course, the computer accessories cannot be known to others. Lucifer waved his hand impatiently, spread his wings and flew away.

Amazon behind him was relieved... Fortunately, he was not scolded.

On the way, Lucifer couldn't help gnashing his teeth when he thought of being tortured to death in the game, but when he thought about it again, this guy would be like Asmodeus said, his waist would not be able to straighten up, and his energy would be sucked dry. I don't know why it became like that, but I was instantly relieved.

"Hmph! Spicy Lin, let you bully me all the time! This time, when Little Jack beats you so hard that you can't get out of bed, I must make fun of you!"

In front of me, it seemed that Rin was lying on the bed lingering on his last breath, and then looked sluggish, begging himself to let her go in the game, and then tortured him thousands of times by himself, making him heartbroken!

Wait, what if this kid gets scared by me and won't play with me anymore?

Well, it seems that we have to use the method of mobilizing the disobedient generals under him, for example... a big stick and a sweet date.

Hey!At that time, I showed my concern again, fed the handicapped Rin, served him water, tricked him into playing games and intentionally lost him twice, and then went on to kill him!

Perfect!

Wow!My arrogant demon king's IQ is simply off the charts, okay?

What is Belial, how can I be so smart? !

With great ambitions in his heart, the happy and cheerful Lucifer Demon King couldn't help showing a smirk on his stern face, not knowing at all... Things have developed in another direction.

Do things do things!If you don't carry big things on your back, you are not the protagonist!

Chapter 530 Here you go, girl Rin, buy one get two free

"Ahahahaha! Jack Sauce! Look at what I brought you."

Lucifer stepped up and jumped onto the table twisting his waist, holding the bottle with one hand on his waist, his head raised ninety degrees, his proud little face almost distorted.

"Wow! Is this something that can subdue Papa! Lucifer sauce is so powerful!"

After being flattered by business, he was so excited that he couldn't find Bei. He laughed again and again, the devil jumped down from the table, and stretched out his hand to Jack: "Okay, we can continue with our plan!"

Little Jack nodded obediently, ran to the small refrigerator in a few steps, opened the refrigerator and took out a bottle of orange juice: "Papa likes to drink orange juice the most! Just use this bottle!"

"Nice job."