let's be friends

"Brother Rin is the best!"

"That's how it is." Hei Zhen raised the corners of her mouth, "Humans, you must perform your NPC duties well, I..."

Before the shocking words came out, Ilya, who was afraid that she would reveal the information of the Lord God, quickly grabbed Heizhen and hurried forward: "Well, haha...Brother Lin, let's go home quickly, hurry back Family."

"..."

The newly recognized younger sister made the decision, Rin with his head full of "???", glanced at Wu Geng Liuli who was silent, this girl was actually ignored by the other two... It is pitiful enough.

Speaking of which... Wugeng Liuli, who seems to be in the same team as Haruhi Suzumiya and Megumin, is a student from another class I teach, right?

Today he has no class A class, and since he is not the head teacher, he doesn't think it's necessary to take up other people's get out of class time to introduce himself, but he just looked at the roster out of his teacher's duty. Liuhua and Liuli are both students of Class A.

"Student Wu Geng, right? I will be your physics teacher for some time in the future. I saw your name on the roster of Class A before. I didn't expect you to know my sister... Go home early, girls have one at night People are not safe."

Rin, who is a good example of a teacher, consciously assumed the role of teacher, gave a few words of advice, turned around and caught up with Ilya and the big trouble next to her, leaving only Wugeng Liuli in a daze.

……

Ilya and Heizhen walked in front while whispering.

Rin followed behind, looking at the extra arbiter, feeling a dull pain in his head, regretting why he agreed in a muddle before.

"Leading wolves into the house, hey, leading wolves into the house..."

Rin couldn't hear what they were talking about at all, so he could only try to move forward foolishly, but he still couldn't hear.

Until I got home and asked Siri to serve tea to entertain the guests, the three of them sat together calmly.

"So, dare to ask the lady's name?"

"Cricket humans don't deserve to know my name."

"..."

When playing the game, I knew this guy had a vicious tongue and an awkward personality. When I really met... he was a topic stopper. For a while, Rin didn't know how to answer.

"That... this elder sister's name is Joan of Arc." Ilya quickly replied.

"Oh...my name is God..."

"I don't want to know the names of mere human beings. Anyway, if I know it, I will forget it."

Proudly raising her head, Joan picked up the teacup, took a sip gracefully, and raised the corners of her eyebrows in satisfaction.

"My brother's name is Jingong Rin." Illya replied again.

Afterwards, the three of them fell silent. Originally, Illya and Rin hadn't fully gotten to know each other, but now a stranger was added, and the atmosphere was simply awkward.

After a while, Rin scratched his head: "Well, Joan..."

"Yes, Joan of Arc." Hei Zhen corrected Rin's accent, showing contemptuous French sarcasm, then took out a piece of paper from behind, pointed to the French on it, "Jean, I can't even pronounce my French name well. , you must have lived a very hard life."

...Do I have to be able to read French to live well? !

Rin never thought that the other party was angry because he handed over the first PP when they met for the first time, hiding in his heart to see him unhappy, but just felt at a loss for the inexplicable ridicule.

I subconsciously glanced at the name on the paper, and I had to say... a little surprised, as for the illiterate village girl who agreed to write it, it looks pretty good.

It's not just Rin, Illya, who is a German, also thinks it's pretty, and can't help but smile: "Sister Joan's handwriting is so beautiful, I don't know how to write Illya's name in French? Sister Joan... "

Joan of Arc's smug smile froze, and then she looked at the pen and paper handed over by Siri's unusual wisdom, and took it stupidly. In an instant, it turned into the eyes of reincarnation, and the whole body gradually turned pale.

The corner of Rin's mouth twitched, and he let out a sigh of relief.

It's okay, it's okay, Joan of Arc is still the Joan of Arc that was set, what a beautiful font, I guess it was prepared in advance.

"Cough cough."

With a dry cough, Joan's malicious smile became embarrassing, and finally she simply threw away the pen: "It's not about running a house, I don't have time for such boring things, right, right, then Silly humans around, I'm hungry, give me a dinner."

Rin, who was still snickering about the village girl's arrogance, couldn't help pointing at himself, and couldn't believe that such a wise self was called stupid by the illiterate village girl.

Finally, he pushed his glasses and said calmly: "First, I am a top engineer who has obtained a doctorate in engineering, made countless contributions to the world, and promoted the progress of human civilization. Still a teacher at a top private school; Second, we’ve already had dinner, and only instant products are left, whether we like it or not.”

Cricket, a village girl living under the fence, still wants to command me Jingong Rin, maybe it is not a habit of being overly pampered by the moon people and calling "wife" every day?

"You! Stupid human! Are you provoking... 噫? What is a doctor?"

It sounded very powerful. The village girl who had no common sense secretly checked it with her watch. Because she was illiterate, it was easier to instill information purely by her head.

"Okay...it's amazing."

Looking at this silly human being in disbelief, Joan felt a little uncomfortable, whether it was admiration or inferiority, the merged black silk legs twisted a few times uneasily, raised her head pretending to be calm, and sneered contemptuously: "No matter what, you are just a human being with crickets and fish lips. What kind of instant food products, please present them to me quickly, so that you will not be punished for being rude."

"..."

Oh my god, it doesn't seem to be the same as in the game.

This Hei Zhen has a sick head!

……

Early the next morning, Rin got up from the bed staring at the slightly dark circles under his eyes.

The ghost knows what he went through last night. This Joan of Arc is a young man who was captured from ancient times. He has no common sense and is curious about everything. He made the whole house go crazy. Knowing everything, my old lady is really powerful, and the master is so stupid.

No... At that time, I liked Hei Zhen in the game, and now I am an idiot for bringing Hei Zhen home.

Floating to the bathroom in a daze, Rin pushed open the half-hidden bathroom door, rubbed his eyes and walked in, and then... met the eyes of the naked girl sitting on the toilet.

"..."

"!"

"Wait! I can explain!"

"...fish... the man with the fish lips... the man! I... I... I'm going to kill you! Wow!"

"Boom." ←Because there was no time to mention the sound of Fatty being tripped.

"(<ゝω?) Qiluoxing☆." ←The logo of Siri who arrived later.

第540六章 我贞德今天就要把你哔的下不了床

"Brother Lin, sister Joan, good morning!"

Ilya, who walked into the living room wearing a cute bear pajamas, felt the dignified atmosphere in the living room, and couldn't help being stunned.

On both sides of the sofa, Rin and Joan of Arc sat upright, their faces sinking like water, their eyes kept on the table, like old generals pointing out the country on a sand table.

"Oh hehehe, Gungnir, kill three times in a row, kill! Kill! Kill! Pervert, you are dead!"

"Sorry, I can't die!"

Rin looked at the accumulated cards in his hand, and showed a sneer: "You dare to be arrogant in front of me with a little blood, today I will show you how powerful Sakuya is! Freeze time attack is invalid! Killer! Kill!"

"No! It's impossible! How could I lose to a stupid man who is full of eroticism!"

Joan of Arc threw the cards on the table in a breakdown, and her eyes turned into mosquito coils again: "I won't lose, it's obvious that the card named Remilia is too weak."

"...Dare to say that Remi is weak, I'm afraid you want to become a French-style Orleans skewer."

Although Remy's Fate stunt, which sounds very powerful, has never been used well... ahem.

"This won me. According to the regulations, the previous things were written off."

"Humph."

Ilya came over curiously, looked at the cards on the table, and asked curiously, "Brother Rin, what are you playing?"

"Dongfang Kill, a game that is beneficial to the body and mind, good morning Ilya."

Nodding half-understanding, Ilya looked around: "What shall we have for breakfast?"

"How about eating the cream of a man with a fish lip and frying his rectum." Joan of Arc's malicious voice sounded next to his ear, "No...forget it, I heard that there is a kind of straight male cancer patient whose intestines are all knotted."

Ignoring her venomous tongue, Rin touched Illya's head: "Siri is already making breakfast, hurry up and wash and change clothes."

"Hmm!"

After Ilya left, Joan's face changed again, she took out a dagger viciously, and inserted it into the coffee table: "My lord Dragon Witch has spared you a lot in the past, if there is another time, I will take your head as a sacrifice to the flag!"

That's enough, what kind of saint are you.

凛再次为自己瞎了眼玩游戏的时候喜欢黑贞而扼腕叹息，Two-dimensional变成三次元的坑人例子还少么？自己怎么就是不长记性呢。

These girls look so cute on the screen, but they are completely different when they are in front of you, okay?

"It's free... This is the first time I've seen such an arrogant guest. I have to go to school to work today, so please do as you please."

……

After eating, the three of them parted ways, because they were worried about this spicy girl who had no common sense, so Rin could only ask Siri to serve her personally... He recorded everything she did along the way, and then sent Illya to her. go to school.

I bought a mobile phone yesterday, but I haven't saved my phone number or anything, so it's not convenient to ask the Academic Affairs Office for leave in the morning.

Forget it, anyway, I should still have this privilege.

After sending Ilya to Tenjin Elementary School, I met Ilya's classmate Sakura Kinomoto by the way, and Rin rushed back to school, and just sat in the office chair when the bell rang for the end of the first get out of class.

He took out his mobile phone and played games for a while. When he heard someone knocking on the door, Rin quickly put the mobile phone next to the keyboard and said "Come in".

The door was slowly pushed open, Miss Tohsaka Rin walked in, glanced at the cabinet quickly, and put a stack of homework on the table.

"Teacher, I have collected yesterday's homework, do you have any instructions?"

"No... wait, Tohsaka-san? Isn't the class representative Uchiha-san?"

"Ah, because Uchiha felt that he was not qualified for the position of the representative of the physics class, so I was democratically elected by the students in the morning, and it was up to me, or...the teacher felt that my academic performance and ability were not enough for the position of the representative of the class. Is it?"

"Uh, it's not...however, he is also a top student, so I will trouble Tohsaka-san in the future."

"It's me, I need to ask the teacher for more advice."

Seeing the little devil stepping away, Rin was stunned for two seconds, scratching his head, always feeling a little uneasy.

Well, forget it, the top priority now is to find out who their target is and successfully hide from Joan of Arc.

The latter is not a problem, and I don't know if he broke his head while crossing. That Hei Zhen looks stupid and cute, so he shouldn't find himself, but the former... emmm, what a headache.

"Boom!"

The door was pushed open, and Haruhi Suzumiya walked in carelessly with Megumi, and the energetic Asarin greeted: "Yo! Teacher!"

...Made is another two big troubles.