let's be friends

"That's right!" Haruhi Suzumiya yelled loudly while holding his hands behind his back, "Today I'm going to clean up this group of young guys who call themselves magical girls without shame."

"It's good to have something to say..."

As soon as he was halfway through his words, Suzumiya Haruhi took out a kitchen knife from behind and was about to slash at Tohsaka Rin, but it didn't work.

Don't look at Tohsaka Rin as a delicate magician, but in fact, with the title of muscular girl, how can ordinary people be shaken by physical skills?

She quickly kicked to the side, just in time to kick the kitchen knife in Haruhi's hand away. The kitchen knife passed between Minase's legs with a cold light, and it was less than five centimeters away from a certain place, and it almost flew away, and finally screamed Insert it into the ground.

Before Tohsaka Rin had time to be complacent, and even had no time to retract his legs, the sharp-eyed Liuhua quickly took his hands away from his eyes, and released the middle two pos mode: "Holy Divine Power Fengshen Legs, heh!"

Her toes hooked Tohsaka Rin's ankle, and the gymnast couldn't keep her balance, and she was about to fall down.

And the target of her fall was Minase who was standing on the side stupidly.

This scene is so familiar that Rin can't help but think of the fear of being dominated by X-fan special effects. Now, the target of the reenactment is not himself!

It's really gratifying and moving.

Haha, this Mizumase is probably too annoying to run away... Hey, wait!

Rin, who was gloating just now, stared wide-eyed at the body that turned upside down towards him in an instant that violated the laws of physics.

Then with a bang, the back of the poor head hit the ground again, and the blackness in front of his eyes was still accompanied by dots of stars, which was very beautiful.

What a ghost!

Being crushed by Rin Tohsaka, with staring eyes, Rin who almost went to see Xiao Ai, his glasses fell off his face when he pretended to be aggressive, and his face was so bewildered and painful that it was unbelievable.

What made him most unacceptable was the wet feeling at the corner of his mouth.

Damn, I was almost kissed again?

Rin Tohsaka propped himself up from the ground and sat on Rin, wiped his saliva, turned his head quickly, and swept Rin's face with his ponytail. He had never been so furious: "Want to start a war? Well, I will accompany you anytime!"

Afterwards, a jewel appeared at her fingertips, as if a disagreement was about to use magic.

Halfway through the incantation, she found that other girls were staring at her with blank faces and wide eyes. She couldn't help being curious, and suddenly remembered something, her face flushed, and she didn't even dare to turn her head to look. A few handfuls".

shock!

The young lady who was still complacent before turned into a quail in an instant, shrunk her neck, blushed, steam was bubbling from her head, she quickly let go of her hands, and stood up from Rin's body.

"I... I... Teacher! Why are you standing there! Teacher H!"

"I'm fucking you ghost!"

Rin stood up angrily, rubbed his painful head, and furiously said, "I'm the one who was crushed and almost suffocated, right? It's me who left a bag behind my head, right? You two, just Don’t you know how to let the teacher save some time?! Do you know that fights are prohibited between classmates!”

"Ahaha, it's not that serious. It's just for fun. If we really fight, the world will be lost."

Suzumiya Haruhi looked indifferent, which made Rin even more upset: "This is the reason why you attacked me? And you also found such a heavy one."

These words made Ms. Tohsaka very lively, her eyes burst into flames and her canine teeth bared in an instant: "You... Who are you saying is the most important! This is obviously my lightest! I am not heavy, you don't know that I work every day to keep How restrained is your body?!"

"what?!"

This is terrible, girls...whether they are nerd girls or off-line girls are so sensitive to their bodies that they are appalling.

What's more, everyone is a beautiful girl.

Huihui was the first to dissatisfy. She held the wand and said with some embarrassment: "Well... If you talk about weight, I should be the lightest here, right?"

Xiaoniaoyou Liuhua turned the dumb hair on his head, put his hands on the blindfold and looked at Huihui: "After the scan of my evil king's real eyes, I should be [-] grams lighter than you, Huihui."

"With the supreme power of falling into heaven, I will always maintain the best figure in the world." This is Liuli with a calm face.

"Ahaha, don't say that, I think I'm pretty good in the human group." This was the optimistic Haruhi Suzumiya.

In the end, there was only the distressed senior Ba Mamei, who propped up the two groups of Oupai on her chest: "How can you say that... oh, I know I am the heaviest, but that is also because of Oupai."

"you shut up!"

This blissful distress angered the other girls Qiqi.

As for the Opie, the small ones feel too small, and the big ones feel too big, and they will never be satisfied. As a pure gentleman, he just needs to be comforted and encouraged.

Um, but it’s not necessarily dissatisfied, like Joan of Arc, who was watching a good show, proudly said: "Girls nowadays are really naive, so why don't you show off your flesh? Pie, it’s just right if it’s like me! It looks good and feels good.”

When the topic was quickly changed and everyone was discussing Oupai intensely, there was a "plop", and Minase, who realized it later, clutched her crotch and fell to her knees on the ground, her back covered in cold sweat, shivering under the cold light of the kitchen knife , Experience the sadness of being almost confiscated with the tools for committing crimes.

With a dazed face, Rin was pushed to the outer layer by the girls. Seeing the blushing girls rubbing Oupaizheng, she covered her face in pain.

"This... this... mad madness."

The first club activity - on whether the Oupai is big or small.

……

In the evening, Heizhen and Heizhen taunted each other back home, and met Ilya's teammate and good friend Kinomoto Sakura by the way.

Both of them are very, very cute little loli, but, judging from the tasks issued to them by the reincarnation space, the two of them are only in the fifth grade of primary school, and they can only be outsiders in terms of grades.

Besides, such an innocent and lovely girl, how can she know how to attack men.

Giving Illya a warm hug as an older brother, Rin couldn't help but think of the three younger sisters in another world, Idiot E and Sakura Koyuki.

I really hope that everyone can live happily together in the future.

Invited Kinomoto Sakura for dinner, because it was a bit late, so I could only let Sakura stay overnight, three women and one man sat on the sofa and watched cartoons.

Joan propped her chin up, her golden eyes looked at Rin from time to time, her signature smile didn't appear on her face, instead it was more solemn.

"Fish lips."

"Ok?"

"I was in that place called the staff room today, listening to some teachers chatting..."

"Well, then what?"

Hei Zhen quietly glanced at the two little lolis with their ears pricked up, and continued to say with a sullen face, "This school is weird!"

It's over, it's over, isn't this guy talking about himself?

Rin, who was guilty of guilt, moved his butt carefully, moved a little further away from Joan of Arc, nodded and asked with a forced calm: "What is it specifically?"

"It's a pity that you came to school a day earlier than me, and you don't know anything, hey... this kind of IQ can only be tied up in the girls' toilet and can't be messed with." Heizhen was as venomous as ever, but she still explained patiently, "Not long ago, there was a mass death in the school. There were as many as ten people who died. According to them, even the school teachers were among them."

"..."

This is not a small matter, Rin straightened up from the sofa with a heavy face, pretending to be listening carefully.

"The scene was very tragic, but it was very similar to a cult sacrifice. After my investigation, there is indeed a strange magical atmosphere left in the academy."

At this time, Rin didn't have time to pretend to be stupid and ask her how she felt, because he had already recalled so much of the plot that he had forgotten.

I can't think of anything else, but this X fan seems to have elements of black magic, evil gods, and demons.

But...if the original plot was true, Hei Zhen, the arbiter, would not appear here.

"I suspect that there is a culprit behind everything, and this school will become very dangerous!"

Hearing Hei Zhen's words, Rin suddenly took a breath and raised his head.

Her tone showed that the so-called bug in the reincarnation world was not her, but related to black magic!

Seemingly realizing that his demeanor was abnormal, Rin calmed down, tilted his head and asked, "So, are you caring about me when you tell me this?"

"of course not."

Heizhen's eyes were full of contempt, and she said arrogantly: "Do you think I'm worried about an ant? I just thought that if you die, there will be no servants to take care of the room and prepare food."

"..."

At a loss for words, I couldn't tell what Rin was called Tsundere at all, and instead started to work hard to figure out the general plot of the original X from the scattered memories. I don't know how to pass the night in a muddle.

In the next few days, Rin began to use Siri to observe the entire school because of the idiot club activities that were completely useless except for quarreling and gossip, and even the hero of the strategy hadn't seen it.

Even installed black technology cameras in every place, under the detection of siri, there is no dead spot.

In the past half a month, nothing unusual happened, but the relationship between Rin and his classmates... especially the reincarnated people became better and better.

So, in the blink of an eye, Valentine's Day came.

Chapter 540 The N·T·R Trap on Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day, a great and holy day.

It is worth mentioning that the game and real time are also synchronized, so both sides of this day are jihad days.

Early in the morning, Illya climbed into Rin's bed and sat on him to wake him up.

When Rin was rubbing his eyes in a daze, he took out the chocolate that he secretly prepared yesterday: "Brother, brother Rin, this is for you!"

The little girl was full of anticipation and looked so cute, Rin foolishly took the purple heart-shaped chocolate box, only then did she remember what day it is.

"Brother Rin, this symbolizes the brother-sister relationship between you and Illya and Illya's gratitude!"

Ilya's smiling eyelashes curled up, and there was a tinge of redness on her cheeks. Rin reached out and touched her head: "Hey, my brother will return the courtesy later."

"Ok!"

Ilya nodded happily, jumped off the bed and walked to the door, suddenly stopped, turned her head and said with a smile: "By the way, Brother Rin, let me tell you, last night, I saw Sister Joan Secretly alone..."

Before she finished speaking, Siri rushed in with a huge chocolate gift box, completely blocking the line of sight between Illya and Rin.

In addition, when it was excited, it walked around the mine and played super high music. Rin couldn't hear what Illya said at all.

This made Ilya puff up her cheeks involuntarily, and turned to leave angrily.

"?(???????????)?."

"... Siri, this chocolate, you gave it to me?"

"√，(*^▽^*)"

"Then put it down, I will return the gift in the afternoon."

"(*¤ω¤*)!"

Siri, who released the kaomoji passionately, left happily with her head tilted, leaving only Rin to think silently while rubbing her chin.

Siri's artificial intelligence seems to have evolved again...

After getting up and washing, not long after he sat down at the dining table, Hei Zhen, with two circles of black panda eyes, sat listlessly across from him, and grabbed the milk cup.