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"A game wedding is also a wedding!" Reimu said righteously, flicking the large bow on her head, and then changed the subject, "30W game coins, I quit!"

"..."

There was an uproar around, and Rin also realized at this time that this unscrupulous red and white witch didn't come here to snatch a marriage, but she was just playing a rogue and trying to blackmail her.

This... This meow is too shameless!I don't know if it's just like this in the game, or... even in reality, it's like this.

Kaguya smiled coldly, exchanged 30 game coins with a blank face, and sent away the unscrupulous witch.

Ah Qiu was stunned, quickly recovered from the farce, and continued: "It was an accident just now, so...does anyone have any objections?"

"We don't agree either!"

Chapter 140 Two: Yakumo Zi's Marriage Snatch

"We disagree!"

A somewhat anxious familiar voice sounded, and the surrounding girls divided into two groups, leaving the middle path. In the distance, Yakumo Zi was dressed in a common purple Taoist robe, and a huge plum cat rushed in from the periphery sitting on it.

"Master Zi, wait for me!"

Followed by Yakumo Lan riding a white Samoyed, she rushed in after Yakumo Zi while holding on to her hat. After getting off the mount, she showed a complicated smile to Rin.

How to describe the smile of this nine-tailed fox?

Well, it’s as if the lady who dedicated herself to death and devoted herself to allegiance is a good-for-nothing but good-for-nothing lady who finally finds someone she likes, only to find out that the person she likes is also a good-for-nothing, and then she has to do everything in her power Come to worry about this, the feelings of relief, helplessness, etc. are mixed together, complicated and stressful to the point where I want to run away.

"Yakumo Zi?! What on earth do you want to do? Does my concubine's marriage have anything to do with you! Are you trying to rob a man!"

At this time, Hui Ye had just picked up the velvet flower that was hanging on Lingmeng's body, and then turned around and smashed it at Zima, with a face full of grief and anger, full of happiness, just being smashed and destroyed by successive little bitches. The perfect wedding disappeared, and all kinds of feelings were extremely uncomfortable.

"Eight Cloud Purple!"

Seeing the princess being wronged, Bayi Yonglin, as the parent, was immediately unhappy, and stepped forward with a frosty face, looking at the blonde "girl" in front of her with cold eyes.

Before Lingmeng came here to make trouble, she just wanted to blackmail her with a scoundrel. After all, she was still a child, and she was also a generous person. Now, Yakumozi seemed to have bad intentions. If something happened, it would lead to The wedding failed, and the princess fainted from crying in front of the game console. What face does she have to be the brain of this month, what face is there to be the leader of the eternal pavilion, the first daughter of the game is the mother? !

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhssesses Yayiyong Lin's crown, Yakumo Zi's mood improved a little bit, and the anxious color between her brows also dissipated a lot, she held the magic attack lady made by Rin in one hand Fan, knocked on the palm of his hand, and said with a half-smile, "Of course we came here for a reason. Don't worry, Kaguya Ji, we don't have the slightest interest in the president's little brother."

As soon as she finished speaking, Yakumo Lan raised her lowered head suddenly, her face was full of strangeness, and she looked at Yakumo Zi as if meeting her for the first time.

She still remembers that when she brought the news of the marriage of the two, Master Zi suddenly woke up with a face full of horror and wanted to open the gap. After being told that the game was married, she was a little relieved and hurried online again with anxiety.

"Hey...Master Zi is really, I'm not a child anymore, why are you still playing tsundere, as a shikigami... I feel so ashamed."

At this time, no one cared about Yakumolan's thoughts, and everyone's eyes were on the few people in the venue. Wenwen, who had already opened the recording software, was even more excited, wanting to make a big news about monster idlers.

"Shocking! Unstoppable love regardless of age and race—after the last marriage proposal, Yakumo Zi, the sage of the monster, once again launched a general offensive in love, and actually robbed the man at the wedding? How will Eternal Pavilion respond? Is Gensokyo caused by this? Leading to a war? Where will the marriage of the chairman Jingu Rin go? Where will the marriage go? The reporter of this newspaper, Shemei Maruwen, will follow up the report and decipher the big event!"

Aqiu put his fist in front of his mouth and coughed softly. He never forgot his job as a part-time "priest" as an emcee. His eyes looked at the two elders who were about to start with the needle tip facing the wheat awning. There was only respect but no fear in his eyes: "Since there is an objection, Yakumo Zi-sama will put forward the reasons for the objection and leave it to the witnesses present to judge."

"Well." Zi Jiang lightly touched his chin with the other end of his fan, glanced at the bewildered Rin from the corner of his eye, and then said slowly, "First of all, this wedding itself is unfair."

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Her words were very ambiguous, instantly reminiscent of emotional entanglements, and the venue was in chaos. The you female tablet ghost king and the giant ru single-horned ghost king who were planning to have a drink smacked their lips, their faces full of boredom.

Ignore the ghosts who don't even let go of the wine in the game, but looking at Yakumo Zi, she seems to realize the ambiguity in her words, and quickly added: "Because, the game has updated the marriage system, which is not a problem in itself, but It just restricts people of different genders to get married, which is very problematic!"

"There are only two male players in the game, one is Morijin Rinnosuke, and the other is the chairman brother, but Morijin plays a female account, so obviously only Rin can get married. We think this marriage system is a certain This is unfair to our other players! How can such unhealthy tendencies be allowed to grow? The design of the game itself should be fair and just! We absolutely do not agree to such a thing!"

"Forehead……"

Rin covered her forehead, don't look at Yakumo Zi's reasoning, but in fact the reason is very far-fetched, but it is hard to refute, because according to her, even Rin himself thinks that Kaguya did it alone for the sake of marriage Out of the game planning.

On the other hand, Huiye was relieved after hearing what she said, and sneered again and again. Aite checked Yuedu Technology Company, and after a short while, there was an echo on the public screen.

Its content is roughly that the marriage system is not limited to players and players, but also npc and players, so Zi's inference is not valid, and it is currently a beta version, and will continue to launch beta versions that allow same-sex marriages.

"Yakumo Zi, don't you admit that you came here to make trouble? We also know each other..." Yonglin glanced at Rin, who was listening carefully, and changed his words temporarily, "It's been a long time, and we have known each other directly, you The monster idler doesn't seem like someone who would do such a thing, could it be...you really came to snatch my son-in-law?!"

Yakumo Zi's expression changed suddenly, and suddenly she couldn't understand why she rushed over in such a hurry, and even made a lot of reasons for it. She glanced at Rin again, and shook her head with a wry smile: "I didn't expect it was just If we don’t have a sense of familiarity, we will do stupid things. However, since we have done it, let’s do it to the end.”

Randomly, she pointed at herself with a fan: "Do we seem to be someone who can snatch men?"

Seeing everyone around nod their heads, Yakumo Zi, whose shoulders dropped instantly, felt more and more that the majesty of the majestic monster sage had been completely lost, and said helplessly: "We... just don't like the president, you probably don't know , but we have entered his private diary, he has a girlfriend, and a guy with a girlfriend wants to get married, isn't he a scumbag?"

"Fuck?! Wait!"

This time Rin didn't want to, he looked at Yong Lin who had already taken out his bow and arrow for no reason, then at Yakumo Zi, and finally looked around at the audience who were watching the show with great interest, and tilted his head: "You...are you... I made a mistake from the beginning, this is a game marriage! It’s not reality! It’s normal for a game to get married for a mission, okay! Is it worth it to make it look like the real thing?!”

Chapter 140 Three: Zima, Me, Kaguya, Eirin, and Lan's Shura Field

"Wow! Scum!"

"President scumbag!"

"Go die die!"

Rin's whole face darkened due to the continuous cursing. Except for Reimu, the irrelevant ghosts, Meihong, and a few people who are not familiar with it, there are eyes that are either disgusting or contemptuous. He even took out his own weapon, as if he was about to fuck him if he didn't agree with him, which made his whole heart feel cold.

Thinking about it carefully, I heard from Hui Ye that there is only one online game in Gensokyo at present, so it is the first time for these girls to cancel the online game and do not understand the way of doing it, and nine out of ten they treat this marriage as a real marriage.

"Suddenly my head hurts."

It took a lot of verbal and verbal demonstrations, and it was hard for the girls to understand the concept and meaning of marriage on the Internet. Before Rin could breathe a sigh of relief, she saw Sanae not far away, looking like a curious baby, raising her hand.

"Well, president... According to what you said, there are real couples who get married online, and online couples who get married in real life... Why do I think that online marriage is also very important? I don't know who the president and group leader Kaguya are Which one does it belong to?"

"..."

Shocked by Sanae's inference for three seconds, Rin just wanted to talk about something, but Yakumo Zi was impatient and knocked his head with a fan, with a very bad attitude: "Don't change the topic for us, your Although the diary didn’t write who the girlfriend is, but just looking at the content, it shouldn’t be Kaguya Hime? He obviously has a girlfriend in real life, but he still wants to get married in the game. If it’s not a scumbag, what is it?!”

Being stunned by Yakumo Zi, he had nothing to say, and even really began to wonder if he agreed to marry the game because he liked Kaguya, and the face of his real girlfriend changed from black to white and finally to red.

"It's really inexplicable."

Kaguya rolled her eyes at Yakumo Zi, suddenly took Rin's hand, and said with a smile: "Then Aunt Zi is wrong, I am Rin's girlfriend, but it has not been made public."

As soon as she finished speaking, everyone around her suddenly realized, and even Yong Lin who wanted to ask for clarification believed [-]% of the time in an instant, while Rin, who was hanging his head, suddenly raised his head, with MMP written all over his face.

"I was almost brought into the pit by these girls. Didn't I plan to open a harem? And... how did Yakumozi get into his private diary? What the fuck is this lady trying to do?!"

Feeling that Kaguya was sticking to him, and still helping to talk like this, Rin's heart warmed up, a buddy is a buddy, even at this time, he is still on his side.

"Zi... Aunt Zi?" Yakumo Zi's face froze, he couldn't forget being called aunt in public for a long time, and it took a long time to calm down, and then swept them suspiciously around, still unable to believe Kaguya's words. words.

At this time, Yayi Yonglin, who was originally holding a bow and arrow, changed the direction of the arrow aimed at Rin and pointed it at Yakumo Zi, with piercing eyes: "What else do you want to say, if you want to find something, just say it, if you want to destroy As for the wedding, first ask me if my bow and arrow will agree!"

"Hey, hey! When will the wedding ceremony that we agreed to start!" The big horned girl Watermelon, with her face full of unhappiness and impatience, jumped up and raised her hands, "If the wedding doesn't start, we'll call it a day!"

Her words also caused the surrounding audience to burst into flames, screaming and screaming, listening carefully, most of them were urging the two to get married quickly, and they were still busy with tasks.

How should I put it... It makes people feel that the memory of the girls in Gensokyo is only half an hour.

Standing a little closer, Yasaka Kanako, who had nothing to do, looked at her watch and realized that the "Frozen Frog" event would start soon, so she coughed dryly: "Then what, Yakumo Zi, don't make trouble, the event It's about to start, let them get married first, you see how well-matched the two are, why don't you have the heart to break up, even if you want to sabotage, what about when the wedding is late and the event is over?"

"What! The event is about to start?!"

There was an uproar in the surroundings, and they opened the event bulletin board one after another, followed by accusations that Zi Yakumo had come out to make trouble, eagerly urging to get married quickly.

Yakumo Lan covered her face, never felt so powerless, originally thought that Master Zi's ingenuity and deterrence could successfully organize two people to get married, and then she took the opportunity to propose a marriage proposal before, and successfully replaced her with a bride, but she didn't Thinking of Master Zi being so unlucky, she always made other reasons, not to mention other people, even she herself felt unconvincing at all.

"That... I'm very sorry, let me say it..."

Yakumolan hid her hands in her sleeves, with an apology all over her face, and her nine furry tails drooped down, and she said in a deep voice: "What Zi-sama said earlier is not the point at all, the real reason is... Zi-sama was the one who proposed marriage first." Yes, and at that time the president had already acquiesced, so if you want to get married, the president should also marry Master Zi, Kaguya is just a third party intervening!"

"Huh? Yakumo Lan, please make it clear. I have known Rin much longer than that old woman in your family. No matter how you look at it, Yakumo Zi is the mistress, right?"

Kaguya, who finally understood the cause and effect, was very vigilant, holding Rin's arm even tighter, while complaining that this guy was promiscuous, even monster idlers, and felt more and more that his monopoly plan had received an unprecedented severe test .

"I knew it! Yakumo Zi, you talk about what you have and what you don't have, and you are really planning to grab a marriage!"

Yayi Yonglin looked at Yakumo Zi in disgust, and pointed the bow and arrow in her hand at her again.

However, at this moment, Zi no longer cared about the arrow in front of her. She looked at Yakumo Lan who stood behind her again with a look of horror, and her heart was hit like never before.

Originally, he could still use this step to leave, but now he was forced out of the water again by his shikigami.

"We... really raised a good shikigami... actually... actually slandered us, retribution! Retribution!"

"So, since we have a marriage contract, please hurry up and complete it, Lord Zi and the president."

"Well, isn't that right, it was obviously a game I played before..." It was Rin who couldn't understand the brain circuits of these girls, as if he stood up and explained that the big adventure game couldn't be real at all, but his voice quickly faded away. If you are not in the screams of a group of girls.

And Hui Ye, who was holding his arm, let go of his hand immediately, and said angrily, "I know it already! The dead old woman really wants to grab a man from me!"

"No...we don't have any!" Yakumo Zi, who felt that she had lost her majesty, knocked on her head with a fan angrily, wishing to read the file again, and go back to before she went online, "Don't listen to Lan nonsense..."

"Master Zi! Are you planning to give up your wife to someone else!"

Lan let out a disappointed cry, causing the surroundings to explode again, and it was unknown who shouted "marry together", which attracted unanimous applause from the others.

"Together with!"

"Marry! Marry! Hurry up! The frozen frog is too late!"

"No... the concubine is absolutely! Not allowed! Someone! Destroy! Concubine's wedding! Yong Lin!"

"Got it, Your Royal Highness." Yayi Yonglin looked at Yakumo Zi with disgusted eyes like looking at Bichi Xiaosan, "I don't care what kind of idea you have, let's fight! Arena! Only the winner has the right! "

"I said it all... we didn't..."

"Hehe, after all, I have witnessed the creation of the old man, why are you so hypocritical?"

"Open... Open up the world..." The fan in Yakumo Zi's hand fell to the ground, and she felt an unprecedented insult. She had always known that someone was slandering her secretly or publicly, but she never thought that the age in front of her was no worse than her. The guy who didn't even know how much older was the worst for blacking her!

"We have endured you for a long time! Bayi old lady! A duel is a duel! Who is afraid of whom! See you in the arena!"

"That...Master Zi..."

Lan looked at the menacing Zi and Bayi Yonglin tearing each other to the arena together with a dazed expression, stretched out his hand... but couldn't say anything.

"Cough cough..."

Ah Qiu, who had recovered from the farce, gave a dry cough, and looked at Hui Ye: "That...Master Hui Ye, do you want to wait for Master Zi..."

"The concubine is sick! Wait for her to grab the man! Get married right now!"

"Uh uh... that..." Ah Qiu, who wanted to hold on until the end, saw that the event was about to start in less than 5 minutes, and the people around him looked like they were going to run away before it ended. , sighed, "Okay... I declare that the bride and groom are officially married. Then, the next step is to hand each other rings and the vowed kiss..."

Looking at Rin and Kaguya with expressionless faces, they finished wearing each other's rings, not at all the shy and sweet atmosphere of throwing dog food at the beginning, Lingxian and Di covered their faces at the same time, feeling that the wedding of their own princess and son-in-law has come to an end The most embarrassing wedding ceremony in the history of Gensokyo...

"Then...cough cough, the kiss of the oath..."