Uncle Nine, if you keep bragging, I will be invincible

"My big dragon can't speak, you will watch me from now on!".

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"Marshal, you should get up because you are honorable."

Ye Chen asked Lou Dalong to stand up.

A person bowing down to you does not necessarily mean that he surrenders to you completely in his heart.

Moreover, as a good young man in the 21st century, Ye Chen has no feeling for this kind of kneeling ceremony.

Uncle Jiu was very satisfied with Ye Chen's actions!

to be frank.

If Lou Dalong bows down to him, he can't guarantee to what extent his vanity will swell, after all, he is the commander of an army!

But Xiaochen, who is an eight-year-old child, is not in a hurry, and he has given Lou Dalong enough face!

Just this calm heart.

Even the patriarch who has practiced Taoism for hundreds of years can't compare with Xiaochen!

Think about this.

Uncle Jiu just wanted to praise Ye Chen, but the portrait in his arms slipped to the ground for some reason! ! !

Ye Chen: ? ? ?

Lou Dalong: ? ? ?

Looking at the unexpanded portrait on the ground, the two looked puzzled.

The length of the optical axis of that portrait is one meter!

Doesn't it make you panic to carry him with you? !

"This... this... this is just a magic weapon for self-defense when going out..."

Embarrassed, Uncle Jiu quickly put it away and kicked it into his arms.

He can't always say.

This is because the teacher is afraid of the collapse of the Dao heart, so it is specially used to strengthen the Dao heart!

talking.

Uncle Jiu quickly signaled Ye Chen to mention the devil baby to Lou Dalong.

As rivals in love, it is taboo for them to say such things!

And Xiaochen just saved Lou Dalong's life, Ye Chen's words are more convincing!

Ye Chen nodded slightly, comprehending Uncle Jiu's consciousness.

He coughed lightly: "Ahem~ Master Lou, I have a good thing and a bad thing, which one do you want to hear first?"

Lou Dalong's expression froze.

He wasn't stupid, he sensed something was wrong with the atmosphere, so he quickly put down his chopsticks!

As a commander-in-chief, he enjoys inexhaustible prosperity and wealth, so he naturally doesn't have much feeling for good things.

Hastily said: "Daoist Xiaochen, I'd better hear the bad things first!"

Ye Chen frowned slightly: "Then let me say something good first!"

Uncle Nine: ? ? ?

Lou Dalong: ? ? ?

Facing the child who had saved his life twice, he couldn't hold back his anger.

I had no choice but to agree: "Then I will listen with all my ears~"

"The good thing is, the bad thing has room for redemption!"

Ye Chen planned to lay the groundwork first.

"What the hell is that bad thing?"

Lou Dalong's pupils tightened, and he suddenly became worried.

"The bad thing is."

"The fetus in Mrs. Marshal's womb is a magic baby. If it is released into the world, it will definitely cause natural disasters and man-made disasters!"

Ye Chen didn't talk nonsense either.

If the devil baby comes into the world, it will suck the blood of everyone in the mother's body, and Michelle will die by then!

"Magic baby?!"

"Impossible! Impossible! My Lou Dalong's child, how could it be a magic baby?!"

Lou Dalong's pupils shrank, he kept shaking his head, with a face full of resistance!

"We understand the commander-in-chief's mood, but my master and apprentice have repeatedly confirmed this matter!"

"We won't talk nonsense, and we will naturally let the commander-in-chief see the appearance of the magic baby with his own eyes, and we will make a decision at that time!"

Ye Chen said as calmly as still water.

He understood Lou Dalong's feelings. A man who is about to become a father heard that the unborn child was a magic baby.

This is undoubtedly a bolt from the blue!

"Then I will trouble Taoist Priest Xiaochen!"

Lou Dalong, who can climb to the position of commander in chief, is naturally calmer than ordinary people, and he calms down very quickly!

Ye Chen motioned to Uncle Jiu to do something, to open Lou Dalong's eyes!

"Xiaochen, it's up to you!"

Seeing Lou Dalong's face resisting him, Uncle Jiu, who was just about to make a move, shook his head helplessly!

"Master, I don't know how to open eyes!"

"what!"

Hearing this, Uncle Jiu's eyes lit up!

This feeling of being needed has not appeared in a long time!

Who said that Xiaochen is self-taught without a teacher, he obviously needs to be a teacher!

Grandfather, did you hear that? !

Xiao Chen needs me!

Think about this.

Uncle Jiu suddenly became excited!

The arrogance that hadn't been seen for a long time flashed in his eyes: "Xiaochen is fine, I will teach you now as a teacher!"

"There are many ways to use this method!"

"The first way is to dip willow leaves into black dog blood or chicken blood and rub it on the eyelids. The second way is to put willow leaves or pomelo leaves into the talisman water dissolved in psychic symbols Then rub it on your eyelids, the third kind..."

Seeing that Ye Chen was as calm as before.

Uncle Jiu was very puzzled, isn't he?

After talking about so many methods, is Xiaochen not even the slightest bit surprised? !

No!

As a teacher, let him know that this eye-opening technique is not as simple as it sounds!

"Xiaochen, any Taoism is extremely mysterious, don't think that this eye-opening technique is simple!"

"If you want to perform this technique on others, you not only have requirements for the person who accepts the technique, but also require the practitioner to have a very deep dao charm!"

"You two senior brothers have studied for five years, but you still haven't learned it!"

"I think back then, I had studied as a teacher for at least a month!"

This time Uncle Jiu's tone was different from the past. He used to show off, but this time it was more of an exclamation!

"Xiaochen is watching!"

Done.

Uncle Jiu found a bowl of clear water and threw the burnt talisman into it!

And all this.

Ye Chen didn't even bother to read it.

Because the melodious voice in my head rang again!

[Ding, it was detected that someone is bragging! 】

[Ding, Uncle Jiu's bragging is awesome, has passed the system review, and is being concretized and strengthened...]

Ye Chen was really speechless.

He thought that this time Uncle Jiu was really lamenting the difficulty of cultivating the Tao!

did not expect.

They just changed their tone, and it doesn't affect their bragging!

[Ding, congratulations to the host for getting: Golden eyes! 】

Boom~

Ye Chen suddenly fell into a chaotic space.

It was pitch black!

But from time to time, the sound of ghosts crying and howling wolves, and the sound of evil spirits roaring.

Ye Chen took a step forward.