In an apartment: kids make choices

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"Say left and right!"

Lu Ziqiao hastily begged for mercy.

"I'll help! I'll help!"

"Isn't it just getting off the order? I dare to take Zhanbo, what does Zhang Wei care about!"

Zhang Wei said sincerely.

"Zi Qiao, my sexual happiness depends entirely on you."

Chapter 150 Zhang Wei's Requirements for Lovers (Please Customize!)

In suite 3602.

Lu Ziqiao said seriously.

"Zhang Wei, what are your requirements for the opposite sex?"

"Let me help you filter."

Zhang Wei looked at Lin Yun, then at Lu Ziqiao, and asked tentatively.

"Can you really ask for anything?"

Lu Ziqiao nodded and said.

"of course can!"

"But don't go too far, you have to understand that looking for a partner not only depends on a woman's face, but sometimes you also need to see if your own face can match it."

Zhang Wei waved his hand and said.

"It's okay, I don't pay much attention to appearance!"

"My request is, first of all, my object must be a woman, not a man!"

Lu Ziqiao rolled his eyes and said.

"Okay, the man is excluded, is there any request?!"

Zhang Wei continued.

"This woman can pay off the car loan and mortgage with me..."

Lu Ziqiao turned his head and said.

"Zhang Wei, are you looking for a girlfriend or a blind date!"

Zhang Wei was puzzled.

"Is there a difference?!"

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"Of course there is a difference."

"You are still young, you don't want to get married directly, do you?"

"Besides, these women who are dating you 08 will not want to talk about marriage."

Zhang Wei frowned and said.

"But our dean said that love that doesn't aim at marriage is all hooliganism!"

Lin Yun nodded, then suddenly raised his head and asked.

"Is your dean married?"

Zhang Wei shook his head and said.

"No, he never married in his life."

Lin Yun said with a sigh.

"If you don't want to follow the old path of your dean, then follow Zi Qiao's instructions!"

Lu Ziqiao raised his head and asked.

"Zhang Wei, will you strike up a conversation with a girl?"

Zhang Wei was taken aback for a moment and said.

"Hit up? Just looking for something to talk to?"

"I'm pretty good at this."

Lu Ziqiao said with a sigh.

"Well, judging by your expression, you definitely won't!"

"Well, let's go to the bar first, and you will be my wingman!"

Zhang Wei said suspiciously.

"wingman?"

Seeing that Zhang Wei still looked like a curious baby, Lu Ziqiao stood up and shouted.

"Cut the bullshit, clear the runway and start the engines!"

"Let my teacher show you what the Great Thousand World is!!"

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"Zhang Wei, perform well and strive to get out of the order as soon as possible!"

After the two left, Lin Yun let out a sigh of relief.

At this moment, Guan Gu miraculously sat on the sofa with the computer in his hands, and then burst into giggles.

Lin Yun asked curiously.

"Guangu, you've been giggling with your computer for a long time, is there something interesting, or is the computer leaking?"

Guan Gu said with a magical smile.

"What, I'm chatting!"

Lin Yun frowned and said.

"Guan Gu, you won't be dating online again, will you?"

Guan Gu miraculously waved his hand and said.

"No, of course not!"

"I just thought it would be interesting to chat with her."

Lin Yun asked tentatively.

"This him, should be a woman, right?"

"Have you finished the video?"

Guan Gu magically shook his head and said.

"No……"

"But I can feel it between the lines!"

Lin Yun rolled his eyes and said.

"Hey, you're such a reckless online dater, aren't you afraid of running into immortals?"

Guan Gu said in a puzzled manner.

"Immortal, jump?"

"What is that, is it a kind of dance?!"

Lin Yun said with a sigh.

"That means the other party is lying to you!"

"Let me tell you, reading between the lines can be deceiving."

"For example, between the lines of Ziqiao's words, she acts like a passionate divorced young woman!"

Guan Gu magically emphasized.

"She is not a young woman, nor is she divorced."

"She is a primary school teacher, and she is also a Chinese teacher."

Lin Yun said with a sigh.

"Chinese teacher, my primary school Chinese teacher is also a woman."

"But she weighed 180 catties at least. It is said that her husband's face turned pale from exhaustion during the few steps when he carried her into the wedding car."

Guan Gu miraculously said angrily.

"Her voice is very sweet, I can feel that she is not a fat woman!"

Lin Yun said kindly.

"Guan Gu, the Internet is very dangerous.

"I handled a case before, that is, a group of men specially teamed up to defraud an island nerd like you."

Guan Gu said in a serious manner.

"Lin Yun, don't imagine this world to be so dark!"

Lin Yun said with a sigh.

"What I said is common sense!"

"This is really, good words are hard to persuade, damn ghost, great mercy never saves oneself."

Guan Gu magically turned his head and explained.

"Lin Yun, don't worry!"