Zongman, the infinite love song

The faces of the two of them turned red as if burning at the same time, and they couldn't keep calm, their accelerated heartbeat seemed to be broken.

The black-haired girl felt that her brain was unable to think, leaving only Yun Ge's words echoing non-stop.

Yun Ge is not much better, if possible, he would like to buy a rocket ticket right now and escape from the earth!

Well, what a shame!What did I accidentally say just now?Where did the leading actor in a romantic drama come from?No way, take a deep breath!

"...I really want to lose my memory."

Yun Ge gritted his teeth and said, he covered his face with one hand, and poured coffee with ice in the other hand, this is simply the top three shame level in his life so far!

"Ahem, what, Nitro, I just meant that we are friends."

【Yeah, I, I know. 】

For the next half an hour, neither Yunge nor Gujian Glass could look directly at each other's faces, the latter mechanically stroked the cat absent-mindedly, while the former... drank a whole pot of iced coffee!

A lot of guests around watched over here tenderly, all showing auntie smiles, smacking it from time to time, as if they were relishing the taste of dog food.

"It's just divine."

"I did this dog food."

"Daughter, I hope you can find another half like that big brother in the future."

"Ah, looking at this pair of young people reminds me of the past. This youthful feeling, well, it's my lost youth."

Although it is a bit impolite and excessive to say so, Yun Ge really wants to silence everyone present today, don't look at me!Fetch the cat for me!

The benevolent and benevolent gazes from around him made him feel that the earth was no longer suitable for him to survive.

"Ahem, I'm going to the bathroom for a while."

[Please, please go. 】

In the bathroom, Yun Ge sat on the toilet and took a deep breath of the fragrance of the toilet. Although it was a bit of a thing, he now had the urge to not go out for the rest of his life.

Taking out the electric shock device from the pocket, according to the relevant data, the scientists found that if the electric shock is applied when recalling, it is very likely to erase that part of the memory.

To be honest, Yun Ge thinks this discovery is not very reliable, but now he has the courage to try to verify the science!

Ten seconds later...

"never mind."

Yun Ge covered his hot face and put away the electric shock device. It wasn't that he didn't have the courage to shock himself, but that he was too embarrassed to say everything he said, and he didn't want to recall it.

"I love you walking alone in a dark alley, I love the way you don't kneel, I love you who have persisted in despair and refused to cry~"

Suddenly the phone's ringtone rang.

The caller ID is Gumi Glass.

Yun Ge hesitated for a second but still answered the phone.

"Ahem, what's the matter, Nitro."

"Well, I, I want to say to Yun Ge, you, what you said just now, I, I'm really happy, I've never been so happy... Really, thank you."

"You're welcome!"

After Yun Ge finished speaking, she hung up the phone resolutely.

The emotions that had just calmed down heated up again.

"It turns out that she can talk over the phone. It's illegal to make a phone call at this time, woo! The voice is super nice, damn it! It's so cute!"

By the way, at this moment, Gu Jian Glass's face is several times redder than his, and the black-haired girl has completely transformed into a steam princess, and the cat lying in her arms is meowing hotly.

Ragdoll: "Meow! This human body is so hot meow!"

Fourth watch, ask for flowers, tickets, and rewards.

Chapter 36, the reunion with Kuangsan (for collection)

Although there was a romantic comedy, the two of them finally calmed down...or they unanimously decided to escape reality and shift their attention to masturbating cats.

Singer Yun taught Gu Jian Nitzi master-level cat-handling skills.

"Yes, scratching their chins lightly like this, huh~ No cat can refuse such a trick, but the head is not the most comfortable place, and the position that cats like the most is actually a little in front of the tail."

"Meow meow meow~meow~"

Under Yun Ge's superb skills, cats fell one after another, lying docilely around him, and those cats that hadn't been touched all looked at him expectantly.

Gu Jian Nitro learns with an open mind.

Soon I became obsessed with masturbating cats. As the saying goes, masturbating cats is fun for a while, and masturbating cats is always fun!

Her expression couldn't help becoming relaxed.

Perhaps these cats are also like Yunge, after really getting in touch with Gujian Nitzi, they discovered that the girl is not a high-altitude flower, and the careful approach is also extremely gentle.

So soon three or four cats got stuck on Gujian Glass and rubbed their cheeks against her fingers, and then the girl was sunk directly, and she decided to become a member in the store.

"By the way, the stomach and tail are not allowed to touch for the time being."

【! ! 】

Komi Glass's hand that was stretched out to Tail stopped immediately.

For cats, the tail is not only an organ, but also maintains the balance of the body. There are peripheral nerves on it, which play an important role in the cat's perception of the outside world, which is equivalent to the steering wheel of a car.

Don't say you are a guest, even if the excrement shoveler touches the cat's tail, he will leave three red lines on the back of his hand.

[Touching cats is really very knowledgeable. 】

Komi Glass wrote in his notebook.

Through Yun Ge's careful teaching, she can only sigh that the culture of cat picking is extensive and profound. If it weren't for him, she, a pure novice, would have been scratched many times.

Yun Ge nodded in approval, that's right, I think he was scratched in order to get all the cats in this store, but fortunately, the hard work paid off.

After all, it is much easier to pet cats than to fall in love.

"Yes, but if the cat completely trusts you, it's not impossible to touch it. Let me see... Just like the guest over there, her technique is also a master."

Yun Ge looked around, and found that in a seat not far from them, there was a girl who was also obsessed with masturbating the cat, and the cat in her arms was very relieved to give her belly to the girl.

This is the performance of the cat's trust.

"By the way, is it my illusion? I always feel that the person looks inexplicably familiar, with black double ponytails and a gothic lolita outfit...Damn it."

"Ah, ah, ah, what an adventure! I didn't expect that we would meet again, Mr. Yunge~"

The girl who noticed her gaze raised her head, and the moment their eyes intersected, the girl also showed a surprised expression, but it turned into an elegant smile in the next second.

Her beauty is not inferior to Gu Jian Glass.

Her jet-black hair was tied into a ponytail, and her long bangs covered her left eye, revealing only her bright ruby-like right eye. It was clearly a hot summer, but she was wearing a gothic long-sleeved shirt and long sleeves. skirt, but without any feeling of stuffiness.

Mysterious, elegant, dangerous.

That breathtaking beauty is like a doll carefully crafted by a god.

The most vicious and evil elf, Tokisaki Kurumi.

Participate in Cat Cafe!

"Why are you here?"

Yun Ge asked in astonishment.

"Huh? Am I weird in this place?"

"It's super strange! As a villain character, Kuang San, shouldn't you be planning some kind of conspiracy to destroy the world at this time? Why are you masturbating cats here!"

"Mr. Yun Ge, what do you think I am..."

The corners of Tokisaki Kurumi's eyes twitched, as if to prove it, he took out a black card with a cat pattern on it from his cute ruffled wallet.

Suddenly there was another exclamation from around.

This black card is exactly the same as the one that Yunge took out before, and it is the highest-level VIP card that can only be obtained by visiting this store for more than 199 times.

Because this card is bound, it cannot be used if it is not the person, so there is no doubt that this is the most indisputable evidence.

The elf girl named Tokisaki Kurumi in front of her is a terminal stage cat cancer just like Yunge!

"Today I'm just looking for the cats, I won't do anything bad."

"Humph!"

"Ah, ah, I always feel that Mr. Yun Ge is very angry, what happened?"

"What do you say!"

Yun Ge gritted her teeth and said between the teeth, the obvious complaints can be seen by anyone.

Kuang San blinked his eyes, tilted his head in confusion, hugging and pawing the cat incessantly, like an elegant noble daughter.

"It's all because someone didn't properly dispose of the corpse yesterday, so I was blocked by the police and detectives when I got out of school today. If I didn't handle it well, I might be behind the iron fence now."

After hearing this, Kuang San was dumbfounded, he really forgot to dispose of the corpse yesterday, and he did not expect to cause trouble for Yun Ge.

"Ah, I'm sorry, next time I will properly dispose of the corpse, but if Mr. Yun Ge really went to jail because of me, then I will also take responsibility."

She apologized gracefully, and Yun Ge froze for a moment.

"Huh? What responsibility? How?"

"Shoot into the Sakura Metropolitan Police Department to rob the prison."

"...You want me to jump into the Milky Way and you won't be able to clean it up, right? Since then, I've been wanted all over the country and wandered all over the world?"

Yun Ge rolled his eyes, he really wanted to take out a brick from his schoolbag, and hit the little head of this person in front of him like that!

What kind of live-action Grand Theft Auto is this!

Bravely rushing into the Sakura Metropolitan Police Department...I'm afraid it's not going to be six stars directly, the sun is shining in the sky, Apache is smiling at me, and the tank is chasing after me!