Zongman, the infinite love song

The guy in front of him was about to turn off the power of the computer, and when he reached the record for the fastest light-speed download on the entire network, he only heard the bedroom door bang, and Ying's shout came from across the door.

"Brother, ah, no, sister, you-be serious!!!"

"Tsk, trouble!"

"...Please be a little more dedicated to your work, okay? Even if it's bad, don't be so thorough. I don't want to lose fans!"

Ying was sitting outside the door with Paimon in her arms, and the sound just now was caused by her hitting the door with the back of her head.

The girl was very speechless at the moment. Although she would be rotten when she met her dear brother, she never thought that he would be so rotten!

But it's not enough to lose fans, even after the broadcast started for a few seconds, Ying found that the number of followers had already climbed, and when she saw the bullet chat posted on the bullet screen, the corners of her eyes suddenly twitched.

"Oh my god! Are you tired after five seconds of broadcasting and want to download it?"

"Woman, you managed to get my attention!"

"It was Xiaoying's voice just now?"

"My sis is so cool! And with fluttering hair, she's much healthier than Xiaoying!"

"Agreed +1, compared to short-haired Xiaoying, I prefer long-haired elder sister!"

"Agree +1086!"

The Ying outside the door had a dark face, thinking that what he had gained before was a bunch of fake fans, why is my brother better than me, we are twins, okay, you straight-haired control!

Yun Ge, who was doing ing, also felt a little interesting looking at the barrage, he really wanted to open the door to see Ying's expression at the moment, it must be very exciting.

But he just noticed one thing, obviously he spoke, but these netizens still didn't recognize his gender, and the weird camera that was deliberately installed on the computer by the screen.

[Fuck, this girl has a voice changer installed! 】

Yun Ge wanted to cover his face, but he immediately realized the problem. With his long hair fluttering and the transfiguration device of Sister Gao Leng Yu's voice, it's over, he was really regarded as a woman now.

This girl is really well prepared!

Yun Ge looked at the time and planned to broadcast it for two hours. If he messed up, he wouldn't be the one who lost fans anyway.

"Sister, please say something!"

At this time, Ying's reminder came from outside the door, Yun Ge leaned back on the chair indifferently, and replied lightly.

"Silence is golden and I have the right to remain silent."

"sister!!!"

"Tsk, okay, okay, I won't know what to do in the first live broadcast, everyone can chat casually, if you have any questions, feel free to ask, I know everything."

Yun Ge said in a strong tone, holding "Xiao Gao Pian Zhi" in his right hand, ready to search for answers at any time.

A group of exclamation points floated on the barrage.

He originally wanted to be a knowledge answering anchor. For him, there is nothing better than this. No matter what these netizens ask, it can be as small as 1+1 equals to as big as the secret cloud song of the mushroom egg in the Eagle Kingdom. answer.

But Yunge miscalculated the motivation of this year's netizens.

"Sister, I'm planning to get married recently, but my marriage partner used to be a sea king. Although I love him, I really don't feel safe. Is there anything you can do?"

Gotta turn into a live broadcast of emotional counseling.

Yun Ge raised her eyebrows, wondering if the girl who posted the barrage was serious?I'm only 17 years old, and I just confessed to the girl I like yesterday, even if I call Kuangsan now and say let's get married, I don't know who to write as a witness, and I can't pass the age barrier.

However, it's not like he can't answer this question.

Yun Ge showed a kind smile and said.

"It's very simple. When you get married, you tattoo a ring on your finger. Whoever gets divorced first will chop off his finger. Haha, isn't that a good idea? Even the wedding ring is saved~"

"???"

"!!!"

A group of question marks and exclamation points floated out of the barrage again.

Yun Ge calmly picked up the cup on the table and drank the lipstick tea, only to find that the cup seemed to be green... Forget it, it's not a big deal, the blood in the veins is the same, what's wrong with drinking her water, Gulu Gulu Gulu, cheers!

"Talent! What an awesome idea!"

"When I get married, I will tell my partner like this, um, even the money for the wedding ring is saved, and I can add an extra level to the house."

"In the front, when the time comes, your partner may break up with you on the spot!"

"Hehe, wake up, he didn't even have a date before that."

There were too many barrages and too many gifts, and the gifts and so on were dazzling. Yun Ge didn't see the reply from the fan who asked the question, but he felt that the girl would appreciate his good idea.

Yun Ge himself thinks this is a good idea, and even thinks it can be promoted globally, why waste money like buying a ring when you get married, go directly to a tattoo shop to get a ring tattooed, and cut off your finger if you get divorced!

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This is definitely more representative of true love than a diamond ring!

Yun Ge is sure that if this is promoted globally, the divorce rate between couples will definitely drop significantly in the future!

"Okay, problem solved, next one."

He tapped the table with a small wooden hammer to announce the closure of the case, and then the barrage density refresh rate increased again.

"I'll come, let me ask!"

"Go away! Sister, click on me!"

"I want to be my sister's dog! You all get out of the way!"

At the same time, Ying outside the door was a little dazed. She felt that she had an illusion. Why is this live broadcast room more active than her usual live broadcast?

Then one more lucky fan got the floor.

"Sister, I want to fall in love. I have confessed to thirty boys so far, but all of them have been rejected. You must be very popular because of your good health. Please teach me!"

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"The confession has been rejected thirty times, bull!"

"Let me do it, I've been born sola up to now, as long as it's a mother!"

"Oh, are you serious? This is the strongest dead man who has lost [-] games in a row!"

"Uh, forget it, let me think about it..."

Singer Yun was holding a bucket of popcorn, and he was also a little surprised and interested. He couldn't even imagine that there was such an unpopular person in this world. He had lost thirty confessions in a row. He was confessed three times in the first week of school like this. Ten-time people cannot understand such pain.

And she is still a girl, you must know that in this era of single dogs flocking in groups, many people's goals are reduced to as long as they are mothers.

Just like this, she can still lose like this. How shabby does she look?

"Sister, can you send your photo privately? Just send it to Ying's account in private message."

"Okay, please wait a moment, my lord."

Don't call me sister, we're men, can't these netizens see Xiaoye's Adam's apple?Don't donate your eyes!

While complaining dissatisfiedly in his heart, Yun Ge clicked on the private message mailbox to check the girl's photo... Two seconds later, he regretted it.

"Cough cough! Cough cough! Yingzi help me, popcorn is stuck in my throat, give me water!"

"Brother... sister! Are you okay, don't scare me!"

After drinking a large glass of water, Yun Ge managed to recover easily. He leaned back on the chair with lingering fear, crossed out the photo on the private message, and after a few seconds of silence, Yun Ge solemnly looked at the camera and said.

"Girl, give up. The only man in this world who loves you has already married your mother."

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Chapter 110 Three, you don't mind if Ying and I come to dinner (please subscribe)

"Girl, give up. The only man in the world who loves you has already married your mother."

Although it's rude to say that, when Yun Ge saw the photo just now, she suddenly had the urge to poke her eyes blind. There are so many beautiful things in this world, why did I want to look at this one!

Now he also wanted to pick out his eyeballs and wash them well. At the same time, he thought that this girl must be a person with a lot of self-confidence, otherwise she would not have such a face and the courage to confess to thirty boys.

But fortunately, modern society is advanced in science and technology, and plastic surgery techniques are becoming more and more mature. I hope that this girl will save money to have a full body surgery in the future... Although Yun Ge thinks it will be faster to just start over.

"Really, is it that exaggerated?"

"Nonsense, didn't you see that my sister was so frightened that the popcorn stuck in her throat!"

"Isn't there a person in front who said that as long as it is a mother, what about people? There are people who need to be rescued by that warrior!"

"The brave man has run away..."

At the time of "Zero Nine Seven", the female fan also sent a reply. I can really see that the child is quite confident in herself, and she doesn't even feel that her beautiful appearance is exactly what she can't talk about. The key to being in love.

"Woooo~ I don't care! I firmly believe that there will be a man who came to this world to be tortured by me."

"Um, believe me, believe me, we also believe...I suggest that you choose the target of your boyfriend in the future, you can choose those who are disabled in both eyes."

"Huh? Good idea, my sis! Tomorrow I will transfer to a school for the blind!"

"……as long as you are happy."

Yun Ge continued to drink water tactically, screaming guilt in his heart, if this girl really finds a partner in the school for the blind in the future and enters the marriage palace, then he will also be responsible for this matter.

No, everyone in this live broadcast room is responsible!

He resolutely ended the topic, looked at the time on the wall clock, and felt that the time passed so slowly tonight. Why did it take more than half an hour? He couldn't accept it!

[Tsk, I really hope that Sansan can be here, speed up the time for me, or use a platinum star ability to cut off the next half hour and directly download it]

But at this moment, the next lucky audience is also freshly released.

"Sister, I am 15 years old this year. I plan to go out to work with my good friend, but my family always disagrees. What should I do?"

"Oh? Part-time work is a good thing. Where do you want to go to work?"

Yun Ge continued to eat popcorn, he found that Ying had hidden a lot of snacks here, it would be a pity not to eat... But this guy soon realized that eating snacks during the live broadcast is a wrong thing, and it is easy to choke to death .

"We plan to go to Chuliya to work!"

"Cough cough cough cough! Ying, water, water!"

"Are young people nowadays so fierce?"