As expected, in just such a short time, the mourning hall seemed to have been hit by a tornado and completely ceased to exist.
The ruins left behind are very miserable, and the tables, chairs and benches are damaged, and even the walls are not spared.
There are cobwebs everywhere, and there are a few huge holes.
The sister-in-law is wondering how the hole came about.
I saw Brother Dafei sticking his head into the wall and knocking out another hole of the same size.
The sister-in-law was speechless.
She looked at the portrait that was thrown out at some point, leaning crookedly against the wall, missing most of its head.
The corners of his eyes twitched, not knowing what to say.
Do you want to be so exaggerated, brother!
While the sister-in-law was lying down, A Fei and A Ji looked at each other and communicated silently.
'Is brother Chen so exaggerated last time? '
'Yes, it's amazing! '
'I mean how is he so good? '
'What?Curry rice tonight?I can do it! '
'Your sister! '
The exchange is over!
……
After watching martial arts movies for a while, the sister-in-law got up again.
"The mage...what's the situation?"
"Oh! He..."
A Fei paused, licked his lips before remembering his lines.
"Shen... Master Yuantong is the No. 19th generation of Wutai Mountain. He specializes in subduing demons and demons. He is extremely powerful. He is usually the guest of dignitaries. If it weren't for the two of us by chance, we would have helped Master Yuantong once." Xiao busy, I'm afraid I can't invite you!"
The sister-in-law nodded: "I see, this time is thanks to you!"
"Sister-in-law, don't say that, this is what we should do!"
The two looked at each other, always feeling that this sentence was a bit weird.
At this time, Huang Xing kicked Brother Da Fei to the opposite side of the street with a flying kick, and slammed his head on the car door, causing the car to move sideways by more than ten centimeters.
Looking at Brother Dafei again, he was motionless.
The tidy shroud became tattered, the hat was lost, the gold and silver jewelry was gone, the trousers were in rags starting from the thigh, the pale and swollen skin was covered with wounds, and the sticky and Dark blood.
Huang Xing was having a good time, and suddenly felt that his mental connection was loosened, and Brother Da Fei's body also flew out sideways.
"It's broken! You played too much, Brother Dafei is out of his wits!"
Detaining spirits and dispatching generals is a miracle of manipulating ghosts and gods.
The target is not the Five Immortals of Changbai Mountain, but the gods of the heavenly court. What are lonely souls and wild ghosts?How can I bear it!
It's like driving a twister car to 120 miles, it's no wonder it doesn't fall apart.
Huang Xing had planned well.
First perform a fraudulent corpse for the effect of the show, confirming his identity as Master Yuantong, and then make it more serious for Brother Da Fei, who has died with regret.
For example, if you don’t practice virtue in life, you will be entangled in resentment after death, you can’t be reincarnated for a long time, you can only wander in the world, go home every now and then, and want to pull people to be your backs when you have nothing to do.
Just talk about three or five kinds of tragic situations, as long as the sister-in-law's brain circuit is normal, if she doesn't spend one hundred and eighty thousand, she probably won't feel at ease.
Who knew that the plan was well planned, but the importance was forgotten when it was implemented, and it actually played Da Fei brother away.
He hurried out.
At first glance, Brother Da Fei's skull had been sunken in, and he was lying motionless on the ground, looking miserable as if he had been trampled by ten thousand cows running wildly.
Immediately, the corners of his eyes twitched, he hurriedly stepped on his chest, made a gesture of finishing work, and let out an exaggerated breath.
"Amitabha!"
The three people who were hiding behind the car heard the movement and showed their heads one after another. The sister-in-law couldn't wait to ask: "Master? Brother Fei..."
"Lucky as hell!"
Huang Xing stood upright with one palm on his chest, and the other hand naturally hung down, as if he was out of strength, and said indifferently: "This benefactor did not practice virtue during his lifetime, so after death, the evil spirit will not go away, wandering around his body, with a slight fluctuation, he will die Resurrection.
Although the little monk can surrender, he cannot always follow the benefactor. In order to prevent repeated occurrences, he needs to be cremated as soon as possible. If conditions permit, he can do a water and land dojo to resolve the grievances and grievances of the grievances of the past life. "
The sister-in-law nodded hurriedly: "No problem, as long as this damn... Brother Fei doesn't come back, I can build a temple!"
"That's not necessary! It's just a water and land dojo, even if a poor monk personally hosts it, 18 is enough..."
Before Huang Xing finished speaking, the sister-in-law directly pulled a key from her neck and threw it to A Fei who was next to her: "Aji, go to the safe on the second floor and give Master 20!"
A Fei held the key, "...Sister-in-law, I am A Fei!"
"I don't care who you are! Hurry up! Didn't you see that the master's arm was injured?" The sister-in-law glared at him, and she didn't look like she was so scared that she huddled into a ball just now.
A Fei shrank his head and hurried away.
The sister-in-law turned her head to look at Aji again, staring intently at him.
Aji felt terrified when he was looked at, and laughed dryly: "That... sister-in-law, I'm afraid that A Fei will not do things safely, so I'll go and watch him!"
After speaking, he also ran away.
After there were only two people left at the scene, the sister-in-law walked out slowly, tidied up her clothes, and asked with some expectation:
"Master Yuantong, will Brother Fei be reincarnated after finishing the Water and Land Dojo?"
Huang Chen shook his head: "It's not that simple, the benefactor did all the evil things in his lifetime, so he should have gone to the underworld to go through the eighteen levels of hell.
Taking a trip to the waterway dojo is nothing more than repaying karma and evacuating grievances a little bit.After all, you have to bear your own sins! "
The sister-in-law shook her body and lowered her voice: "Are there really eighteen levels of hell?"
"Didn't the benefactor see it with her own eyes just now?" Huang Xing pointed to his feet.
The sister-in-law was silent, and asked for a while: "Is there a way to resolve the crime in advance?"
"Of course there are! Walking the right path, doing good deeds, being kind and charitable, practicing Zen and worshiping Buddha, or building bridges and repairing roads, or helping victims of disasters, or copying scriptures and scrolls, or punishing evil and promoting good, are all ways to resolve your own sins!"
Huang Chen said seriously: "If the female benefactor can persevere for decades, she will be rewarded after death!"
"..."
The sister-in-law was unwilling: "Is there no faster way?"
"How fast is the benefactor?"
"The sooner the better!"
Huang Chen pretended to ponder.
The sister-in-law's eyes lit up, and she hurriedly asked, "Master, do you really have a solution? Tell me, any amount will do!"
"It's not about money or not! It's about practice!"
Lu Xing sighed, and said hesitantly: "It's easy for ordinary people to be immune to all evil, all they need to do is find a monk with magical powers and consecrate their body."
"This is good! The master has mana, so why don't you consecrate it for me? Tell me how much it is!" the sister-in-law said cheerfully.
"But the consecration needs to be honest and honest. You and I can't kiss each other, and the monk is a practitioner, so he doesn't touch women..."
"..."
The sister-in-law was a little dumbfounded, but after looking at Huang Xing's appearance, she gritted her teeth and begged: "Master, do you want to die without saving me? I will offer another [-] Hong Kong dollars, and I hope the master will be merciful!"
"But..." Huang Xing showed embarrassment and hesitated.
"15!" The sister-in-law raised the price again.
"This……"
Huang Xing was even more shaken.
Seeing that there was something going on, the sister-in-law realized that it was time to strike while the iron was hot, so she grabbed Huang Xing's hand and walked to the hotel next door.
"Master, saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. If you don't save someone, you will leave the shadow of your inner demons behind. Just save me!"
Then, without waiting for Huang Xing to answer, the sister-in-law shouted: "Sister-in-law, my private room is still there, I need to use it today, by the way! Tell the people below not to be disturbed!"
"Sister-in-law who is here!"
Huang Chen's eyes lit up, and he said in his heart: I didn't see it, she's still a Sichuan girl, no wonder she looks so beautiful!
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A few minutes later, when Ah Fei and Aki returned to the street with two bundles of banknotes, there was no one there.
The two stared at each other with big eyes.
"What's the situation? Where's Brother Chen?"
"Where's sister-in-law?"
"Shouldn't they..."
"No! Sister-in-law is very serious!"
"Choose! Didn't Brother Chen keep saying that he is not close to women? When I went to the sauna last time, I also had a good time?"
"...Are you crazy? Dare to arrange Brother Chen behind your back?"
"..."
The two looked at each other for a moment, then stopped talking tacitly, and called to deal with the funeral.
After a few phone calls, the fleeing brothers came back one after another, and abducted a large number of neighbors who came to watch the fun, as well as colleagues who hurried over after receiving the call.
The mourning hall was once again full of people.
However, unlike the previous solemnity, the mourning hall was in a mess, noisier than a mahjong parlor.
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