I'm not that kind of orc

"Hey, you guys!" Feilan who had been hesitant to speak when she walked out the door said.

Angelica and I, who were walking ahead, turned back at the same time.

"Well, what happened before...forget about it!" She stared at me and said coyly.

After she was settled down by Angelica's pat on the head, we didn't let her touch alcohol anymore. She only drank honey and lemonade for a while, and she finally became more sober.

Now she is obviously brooding over what she has done before.

"You mean the thing about you coming over to drink my wine with a shy face?" I raised my eyebrows and looked at her, "Okay, no problem!"

"You mean when you're drunk...you'll be honest if I touch you on the head?" Angelica also looked at her and nodded calmly, "Don't worry, it's okay!"

"You two bastards!" Feilan shouted in embarrassment.

"You two, don't bully her like this." Princess Alisa smiled wryly.

We stood in the street, waiting for Arsena to come out after paying the bill.

It was completely dark, but there were not many pedestrians on the street. Unlike the spar lamps used by elves and the torches and iron oil dishes commonly used by us orcs, the street lamps used by humans are kerosene lamps covered by glass. , Rows of lampposts lit up the entire commercial street, vendors in the evening market yelled, windows of open stores were lit with warm lights, and the aroma of snacks wafted over.

At this time, Angelica suddenly noticed something: "The store in the alley opposite, when I felt it... I didn't seem to see it."

We looked in the direction she pointed, and there was a dark alley directly opposite the tavern. We saw a shop with weird decorations in the alley. There were a few lights hanging under the signboard. The glass cover of the hanging lights seemed to be painted. A layer of paint that gives the light a dull pink tint.

What is more eye-catching is the few female humans standing at the entrance of the store and at the alley. They seem to be the clerks in the store. Everyone is dressed in beautiful clothes, with thick makeup on their faces, and they occasionally walk towards the store quietly. Passers-by waved or winked, as if they were attracting customers.

"Indeed, it was closed when I came here. Is it a shop that is only open at night?" Princess Alisa turned her head suspiciously, "What kind of shop could it be?"

"I've never seen this kind of store before. Looking at the clerk outside, do they sell clothes or cosmetics?" Feilan also narrowed her eyes, "Hey, girl, you grew up in a human village, haven't you seen it?" ever?"

"There is no such store in our village." Angelica shook her head, and then made a suggestion, "Would you like to visit?"

"But I always feel that there seems to be something wrong with that store...why is it opened in such a dark alley?" Princess Alyssa seemed to feel something instinctively, with a look of embarrassment on her face.

"And from just now, only men have walked in." Feilan also noticed something, she suddenly turned her face to me, and said arrogantly, "Hey, why don't you go and have a look!"

"Me?" I blinked twice.

"That's right, go inside and see what kind of store it is, and come back and tell us if it's okay?"

I'm more or less used to this guy's attitude.

After thinking for a while, I nodded: "Okay."

To be honest, I'm also quite curious about what kind of store it is.

In the end, before I could take a few steps, Arsena's voice came from behind: "Okay, everyone, let's go..." After paying the bill, she obviously noticed me who was walking towards the opposite side, " Well, Mr. Bullock, where are you going?"

I stopped and turned my head: "I'll go to the shop in the alley opposite."

Arsena shifted her gaze to the alley in surprise, her eyes suddenly widened.

"You, what are you doing there?" She was so startled that her voice was so high-pitched.

"They want me to go and see what kind of store it is." I pointed to the other three people in a daze.

Arsena stared at them dumbfounded, and all three of them gave her a "what's the matter" expression.

Arsena stared at them in amazement for a while, and seemed to finally understand the situation, and sighed with her forehead: "The Lord God..."

She first turned her head and said to me who was a few steps away, "Mr. Bullock, please stand here and don't move", and then waved to the others helplessly, motioning them to come over.

The three of them looked at each other suspiciously, and according to her intention, they approached and formed a small circle with her.

With a somewhat unspeakable expression, Arsena lowered her head, covered her mouth and whispered a few words to them.

In an instant, Angelica, Feilan and Princess Alisa's eyes widened, and a blush appeared on their faces at the same time.

"...Understood?" Arsena, who was also flushed, looked back and forth between them with some embarrassment.

Next, they turned their faces toward me abruptly in unison.

"Hey!"

"Student Bullock!"

"Brock!"

I was taken aback by their almost identical anxious expressions and sharp eyes: "What, what's wrong?"

"Don't go there again!"

"Please, please don't go near there!"

"Absolutely... can't pass!"

"If you dare to go, I will use magic to blast your dog's head!"

"Please come back quickly!"

"Go one step closer...and I'll bite you to death!"

The urgent shouts that came from them one after another made me froze in place immediately.

What the hell is this?

Didn't you just let me go there?

"Oh, really..." Only Alsena sighed with embarrassment on her face.

Work is always worry-free (1)

At night, we finally returned to the castle in a carriage, and we had a good time this half day.Arsena originally wanted to arrange some entertainment after she came back, but everyone else expressed that they just wanted to rest early, so we all went back to our respective guest rooms.

Although there are still some things I want to ask Arsena, but I think she seems a little tired after being our tour guide for most of the day today, and it is so late, I decided to postpone the matter until tomorrow.

I'm going to start serious work tomorrow, and I'm going to wash up and go to bed as soon as possible, so the first thing I do when I enter the room is go straight to the bathroom.Arsena equipped our guest room with a separate bathroom, which contained a large bathtub that was considered spacious to me, and a huge mirror that fit tightly against the wall and was polished to a shiny finish.

The bathtub is close to the wall, and there are two grooves on the wall, which are the outlets of two water channels built in the wall, one for hot water and the other for cold water, and the water channels lead directly to the large boiler and cistern on the top of the castle. , while the water for pools and boilers is drawn from springs flowing down from the top of the mountain.Now the mouth of the canal is tightly sealed by the valve. There is a metal ring in the shape of a wagon wheel next to the two grooves and fixed on the wall. If you turn it hard, the valve of the canal will be opened, and the water storage on the top of the castle will be closed. It will flow down the canal from a high place, which is very convenient to use.

Before departure in the afternoon, Arsena briefly took us to visit the castle and explained the water installations of our castle.Although it is not as good as the ingenious architectural craftsmanship of the dwarves in the legend, human architecture also has many exquisite mechanisms that can be made without any supernatural power and only rely on craftsmanship. It feels very worthwhile for us to learn.

I turned on the drain valve and started pouring water into the bathtub, then stood aside and quickly took off my shirt.

The mirror on the wall reflected my muscular chest and stomach.

In the past, I basically bathed in river water or spring water, and I could barely illuminate my body through the surface of the water.There aren't many opportunities to bathe in a mirrored bathroom like this, so I couldn't help but take a second look.

I try to tense my whole body, let the muscles bulge.

I feel like I've been lacking in exercise lately...

"Well!"

At this time, my ears faintly caught a slight human voice coming from nowhere.

Ok?

I looked around suspiciously, I was the only one in the closed bathroom.

The door to my room outside is also locked, so no one should be able to come in at will.

Did you hear me wrong?

Without thinking too much, I unbuttoned my belt and prepared to take off my pants.

"Ah..."

The sound sounded again, this time it was much clearer, even if it was mixed with the sound of running water, it was clear.

And it can be heard that it seems to be coming from the mirror.

Mirror?

I looked the mirror up and down suspiciously, approached and patted the mirror lightly, and the mirror made a dull sound like hitting an empty box.

I immediately frowned, and tapped with my fingers again, the sound remained the same.

It's strange that this voice sounds... It feels empty here.

This mirror looks very thin, but it is tightly attached to the wall, so it should not make such a sound.

unless……

Unless the wall on the other side of the mirror is hollowed out.

At this time, I suddenly remembered one thing.

It was what the owner of the mirror shop told me this afternoon.

"This is called a one-way mirror..."

"This kind of mirror is quite useful, my guest..." He smiled meaningfully when he said this.

Then there is the last and most crucial sentence: "The castle on the mountain came to purchase a piece recently... That is one of our lord's castles... This territory belongs to the new Crown Prince of Helgia, Her Royal Highness Princess Arsena .”

Althea...

If you put it all together -

"..." I stood in front of the mirror and fell silent.

Based on what I know about Alsena, she can really do this kind of thing.

After all, that guy has a previous record of drugging me and taking my clothes off with his own hands.

I stood there thinking for a while, and finally let out a sigh of relief.

Well, if I make a mistake, I will compensate her.

After coming to a conclusion, I raised my hand without saying a word, and punched the mirror with a straight punch.

Accompanied by a clear and loud noise, the mirror instantly shattered a huge hole, and all the broken pieces flew towards the side of the wall—as I expected, the other end of the mirror was hollowed out, leading directly to the other side. Room.

Then through this gap, I saw Arsena's figure in the lit room at the other end, who was covering her eyes in front of the mirror, but peeping here through her fingers with bright eyes.

This girl is actually standing there recklessly...

The moment she met my gaze, her half-excited, half-anticipated face froze completely.

I stared at her silently for a while, reached out and broke off a lens from the gap, and took a picture of myself, my face was reflected in the shards of the mirror.

Then I turned the lens upside down, and the "mirror" in my hand turned into a transparent spar, and Arsena's flushed face from excitement, with her eyes covered by her hand, was clearly visible.

As expected...