I'm not that kind of orc

Damn it's so strong!

At this time, I suddenly remembered that she seemed to have said that this medicine can enhance physical strength.

But why does it feel like it has no effect on me?

But now I don't have time to think about it, so I can only turn around vigorously, and at the same time grab her arm and yank it in that direction, throwing her out of my body with orc wrestling techniques.

But before I could get up, she pounced on me again.

"Don't be so scared, although it may hurt a little at first, but it will be comfortable soon, well, just leave it to me to be honest hahahahaha!" This guy has completely started talking nonsense.

Damn this level... If you participate in my orc wrestling competition, you can probably get a good ranking!

Come, let's go to the capital together (5)

In the end I pretty much literally didn't sleep all night.

All night long, I wrestled with Miriah in a state of madness with bare hands, until she passed out from exhaustion and fell asleep from exhaustion.

In the early hours of the morning, I was finally able to catch my breath and lay flat on the floor to rest. I was so tired that I almost collapsed, and the clothes on my body were torn out of shape by the mad dog.

Damn, this female elf is usually scary enough, but after taking the medicine, she can be so difficult to deal with, so difficult that I even have a sense of accomplishment after hunting a large beast...

I recovered a little strength after lying down for more than an hour, and then I got up and picked this guy up from the floor, carried her on my shoulder, opened the door, and prepared to send her back to her own room next door.

Then I had a face-to-face with the night-maid who was waving down the corridor with a lantern.

"..."

"..."

My eyes flicked over the lantern in her hand, the maid uniform on her body, and her completely frozen face.

Her eyes flicked over the messy nightgown of a woman on my shoulders, my ragged and almost half-naked attire, and my tired face that was obviously sweaty from a full night of intense exercise. .

After a long silence, I tried to speak: "That me..."

The maid stomped on the floor and ran wildly down the corridor.

...the first time I've seen a human being run so fast.

In the early morning, I went to the dining room to have breakfast alone. Halfway through the meal, Roland walked in. As soon as he saw me, there was a teasing smile on my face that made me want to wring her head off: "Oh, Bullock, you woke up really early, you probably don’t have any work to do today. Is it because I was so excited that I couldn’t fall asleep yesterday? Your eye circles are a bit dark, are you okay?”

I gritted my teeth and pointed to the seat beside me: "Sit here for me, I have a question for you!"

"Oh, the expression is so scary, you are not going to do to me what you did to Miria yesterday, are you?" This guy is still hugging himself and deliberately pretending to be scared.

"You really got involved!!" I slapped the table angrily, and the plate on the table, as well as the bread, omelette, and cheese inside, all jumped.

"It's too ugly to say this, I just did a little academic research on Potions in the academy as a scholar in a very 'reasonable' way to improve a certain medicine into an incense potion, and then it was very 'reasonable' I discussed this research result with a certain teacher of the college, and then that teacher asked me for some finished products one day when we were planning to go on a business trip together in a very 'reasonable' way, and prepared to study it by myself." She this time He walked over frankly and sat down next to me, and reached out and took a piece of bread from my plate, tore it into small pieces and put it in his mouth, with that unbeaten smile on his face the whole time, "Look, everything is fine. It's so reasonable, there's no problem at all, isn't it?"

"Yeah, then it should be reasonable for me to smash the heads of both of you!" I glared at her.

Roland immediately put on an innocent face: "This matter has nothing to do with me. Miriam did tell me that she wanted to take it back for 'research' by herself. As for how to study it, it is her own business. Considering that she may I’m going to test it out for myself, and I even specially gave her the incense made from the male Mandrake plant used by women.”

"For women?" I frowned subconsciously.

"Oh, you probably didn't learn this in the potions class you took. Mandrake plants have genders. Male mandrakes have an aphrodisiac effect on women, and female plants are effective on men. It must be compatible with Only plants of different genders will work. Most oral medicines on the market are mixed with both, but my incense is still in the experimental stage, so it is separated." Roland laughed.

... No wonder that pervert got tricked himself, but I have nothing to do with it.

"Absolutely! No! Give her that kind of thing again!" After a moment of silence, I stared at Roland and said word by word.

As a matter of course, after that, this matter was directly spread among the maids. Although I didn't hear the content of the discussion, I can still feel that the maids look at me differently since that day.As for Miriya, she was not recognized because her face was on the side of my back when the maid saw her carried on my shoulder that day.

To be honest, I don't care much about this kind of thing, after all, I have experienced more troublesome misunderstandings in the academy in the past.

The real trouble is Miria itself.

From that day on, her harassment campaign officially started.

For example, the next morning after that, when I woke up slowly, I found that there was an extra person in the bed.

"...Are you coming?" Miria, who was lying on my side, breathed on my neck.

I immediately jumped out of bed, lifted the whole bed and threw her down: "I'll come to your mother!"

I went to Arsena that day: "Arsena, can I put iron bars on the windows of my room?"

"It's possible, but why do you have to install that kind of thing?" Alsena turned her head to me in puzzlement.

"I'll explain later..."

Then on the third day, when I went back to the room at night, I saw that the iron fence was bent.

I didn't see anyone in the room, but when I opened the bathroom cubicle, Miria appeared there wearing only a towel: "Shall we take a bath together? Comes with a scrub service - no towels..."

Bang - I closed the bathroom door and ran out of the room to find Althena again: "Althena, can I build war fortifications directly on the windows?"

"It's possible, but why do you want to do that?" She turned her head again.

"Please don't ask!"

Then on the fourth day after the iron spikes and various traps used on the city wall were tied on the windows, the spare key of a certain room in the castle was stolen.

That day when I opened the door in the aisle, I saw Miria standing in the room wearing a maid outfit. When I saw me, a faint smile appeared on my face... If her skirt was very short and the neckline was open, it would be the same as the castle. If you ignore the fact that the uniforms of the maids in the movie are completely different, this scene actually looks quite harmonious.

Oh yes, and the lines had to be ruled out as well.

"Welcome back, master. Do you want to take a bath first and eat first, or are you going to roughly push me on the bed and tear up my clothes and then—"

Bang—I slammed the door and found Arthena again.

"Alsena, can I change rooms?"

"Yes, yes, but..." She blinked her eyes, looking confused.

"Please don't ask..." I raised my head and sighed, "Leave me alone first!"

As a result, Arsena, who didn't know about it that day, arranged for someone to change my room to the other side of Miria's room.

Come, let's go to the capital together (6)

It is true that Miria's arrival has indeed brought a lot of trouble.

But five days later, more troublesome things fell on my head.

At this moment, I am in the hall on the first floor of the castle, hiding behind a wall that has been half blown down, and cautiously leaning over the edge of the wall to cast a glance in a certain direction.

Holding a staff, the blond female elf gritted her teeth and stood in the middle of the hall looking around, like a cat whose tail has been trampled and its hair blown: "You bastards, don't hide anymore, come out and die for this lady!"

After recovering from the juvenile spell, the first thing she thought of was to come out to settle accounts with me. She bared her teeth and claws aggressively, and her superiority was far worse than last time.

To be honest, I didn’t have much contact with her after she became a little ghost this time, the reason why she became like this——

"The most damnable thing is you, how dare, dare to see me all..." She stood there, gnashing her teeth in shame and indignation, "I will never spare you!"

——Actually, it was just that when Roland came here, I saw her running naked from the bathroom by herself.

That was totally an accident, and it was only naked in the state of a kid.

It feels a little unreasonable...

To be honest, I have always looked down on this guy when he came to me before, but this time the situation is a little different.

"If you don't come out again, believe it or not, I will burn this place down!" She raised her hand suddenly, and the black fire rose in her hand.

The power of this guy's spell has somehow been raised to a higher level, and I didn't even take the weapon. To be honest, the situation is a bit tricky.

"What the devil ring can do is not only to summon and use the devil's body, but also directly use the contract to exchange the magic power of the abyss attribute and integrate it into your original spell." Roland's owl stood on my shoulder, and her The voice directly poured into my consciousness, "That's not an ordinary elemental fire, but a fire from the demon world that even water can't extinguish. If it is accidentally ignited, it will burn to the bone. To control this This level of abyssal power requires a certain level of proficiency in casting spells, and she really deserves to be my sister."

"Now is not the time to be proud of this kind of thing." I complained with a black face, "Can't you think of a way? You must have played tricks on her a lot these days, and she will definitely settle accounts with you later. "

"My order is not higher than yours anyway. She is staring at you right now. I just need to take this opportunity to hide and not be found by her." The bastard hung up very simply, "I don't Will forget your sacrifice, Brock."

...I even forgot that this guy has a temperament of watching the excitement and not taking too much trouble.

"You... don't care if I care about other people, okay?" I pointed to Princess Alisa and Angelica who were hiding with me beside me.

That's right, these two people were actually included in the hunting list by that guy just like me, and now they are hugging their knees and hiding behind the wall side by side with me.

"By the way, why were you two hunted down? Are you all taking care of her these days?" Thinking of this, I couldn't help but wonder, "Especially Your Highness, no matter how embarrassing that guy is... logically speaking It won't cause trouble for you, will it?"

"This, this..." Princess Alyssa pointed her fingers awkwardly, and looked away.

It seems that he still knows what he has in mind.

At this time, Angelica opened her mouth to explain for her: "Alyssa, she has been working hard for the past few days... to teach Feilan to call her mother." She paused and added, "Later The teaching was successful, and for the remaining two days... Feilan kept calling her that."

"Your Highness, you..." I looked at Princess Alyssa speechlessly.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong! Because Feilan's appearance is too cute, she was obsessed with ghosts for a while, I'm really sorry!" Princess Alyssa covered her flushed face as if she was ashamed to see others, and said softly A barrage of apologies.

"Then you are..." I shifted my gaze to Angelica again, "Okay, I see, you often scare her with the appearance of long wolf ears, and she remembered it, right?"

"As for that, it's actually not that many times." Angelica shook her head at me expressionlessly, "I think the main reason is that every time she takes a shower...before getting dressed, I They will rub her ass for 10 minutes."

I was momentarily choked and speechless.

"Because the texture is really super good, like pudding, it makes people want to stop." Angelica's eyes that rarely change expressions, the eyes flashed with nostalgia.

Then she turned her head to meet my eyes with such eyes: "Brock must understand."

"Excuse me for not understanding..."

...what the hell did you do?

Suddenly, I feel that I will be listed at the top of the killing list. It's really a bit wronged, why don't I take the initiative to hand over these two people.

At this moment, a warrior appeared: "Please calm down, Miss Feilan."

Hearing this sound, I peeked over the wall again.

Arsena quickly ran upstairs and down the hall, trying to comfort Feilan who was on the verge of going berserk.

"Leave me alone! I'll compensate you for what's broken! First let me catch those bastards and execute them one by one!" Feilan turned her head and glared at her.

It seems that Arsena is not on her hunting list. These days, Arsena has been busy with official business most of the time. Although she occasionally took care of the golden-haired girl who turned into a little ghost, she didn't seem to do anything. Let her recall things that are too embarrassing.

This is an opportunity, Arsena can first appease this crazy girl.

"Actually, there's nothing to pay for, and the cost of repairing the castle is just a drizzle, not to mention that you have saved my life so heroically recently." With a bright smile on her face, Arsena walked to her side. sideways, and put her hand on Feilan's shoulder.

"Hmph, as long as you know!" Feilan didn't seem to show any resistance to her actions.