I'm not that kind of orc

"Get off the table, I have something serious to ask you." I kept a straight face, trying to bring back the atmosphere of gradually "Miriyaization" at the scene.

"Don't worry, there are body-strengthening spells, my body can bear it very well." She didn't listen to me at all.

I kept saying things like "the table is innocent" and "things cannot be destroyed" in my mind, and finally suppressed the urge to kill this pervert with a big jump and a knee down in my heart.

"Okay, I said I have a question to ask you!" I ignored her reaction and asked straight to the point, and showed her the picture book I was carrying, "Come on, answer me honestly, Does this have anything to do with you—"

Before I finished speaking, she reacted suddenly, turned over, got off the table, rushed over, snatched the book and began to read it.

Um?This reaction... Could it be that this pervert lost the book?

Well, Miriah, I guessed it was you——

Just as my face was getting darker, this guy suddenly raised his head with an expression of "you've finally got the hang of it": "Do you want me to act according to this book?"

Ok?

"No, it's not..." I blinked my eyes and replied in a daze, "I want to ask you if you have this book with you... Hey, don't take out the collar and put it on yourself! Put the chain in my hand!!"

I dropped the iron chain in my hand to the ground.

Where did this guy get these things from! ?

"Stop messing around! I'm here to ask you if this has something to do with you!" I picked up the picture book and put it close to her face, staring into her eyes to forcefully bring the topic back on track.

"Although I haven't seen this, I can follow the steps above, no problem." The guy took the picture book and turned to a certain page, talking to himself, "Come on, we can start from here. The scene begins, come on, Master!"

——She yelled to me like the elf slave in the book, the difference is that the elf in the book has a shameful expression on her face, but I can only see myself letting go on her face.

"Farewell." I grabbed the picture book, turned and ran without hesitation.

Since it's not her, there's no need to waste time on her.

Then I took a step and I felt extra weight being dragged on my feet—this guy swooped and hugged my legs, without any scruples about his body being dragged on the ground.

"Don't go, it's already here, just try it!" Her arms were tightly wrapped around my calf like the tentacles of an octopus.

"Don't! Let me go! If you don't let me go, believe it or not, I'll kick you!" I subconsciously shouted this threat.

But in the next moment, I realized how powerless such cruel words are in front of this pervert.

"It's rough...but I like it! Please do it in my face, you're welcome—" Her eyes lit up expectantly, and she began to rub her face against my leg.

"Go away!!" I yelled almost in despair.

Maintaining military discipline is important (3)

It took me a lot of effort to escape from Miria's entanglement, and then I continued my investigation.

I flipped through the picture book as evidence again.

Sure enough, the male protagonist in this picture book really looks like me, it’s like drawing my face and printing it on paper. You can’t draw at such a level of detail just by glancing at me. .

People who know me are highly likely to be involved in the production of this book.

But apart from Roland and Miria, the two most likely perverts, who else we know would do such a thing?

After eliminating Roland and Miria, the two top suspects, I felt that my investigation had suddenly hit a bottleneck.

The words of those girls...

Will it be Arsena?After all, this guy has a record of paying a lot of money to draw me into that kind of shameless picture book, and he has a short memory. At first glance, it is very likely.

However, I remember that the subjects of the notebooks made by this guy seem to be basically orcs and humans.

But no matter what, since there is this possibility, it is necessary to investigate carefully.

So I found the house where Arsena lived next.

"Mr. Bullock, what do you want from me?" Arsena was very happy to see my visit.

"Do you have any idea about this thing?" I took out the album and asked her straight to the point.

At the same time, I stared at Arthena's face, observing the subtle changes in her expression. If this thing has something to do with this girl, she should show a little waver when I confronted her with evidence.

But Arsena just blinked her eyes blankly, took the picture book and turned two pages, and then blushed: "Huh? Mr. Bu, Mr. Bullock? Is this a pornographic picture book? This character is a copy of Mr. Bullock." You drew it, what are you going to do by showing me this thing?"

Um?This reaction...it doesn't seem to be her.

At the same time, I suddenly realized that I seemed to be a little too eager to find out about this matter, and it was somewhat embarrassing to show her this kind of thing in person...

"No, this is because—" I waved my hands, trying to explain the cause and effect to her.

As a result, Arsena raised her hand and made a pause gesture: "Please wait for Mr. Bullock, let me make mental preparations."

"Huh?" I froze for a moment.

Then Arsena turned around and took two deep breaths.

Then he turned back and said with a determined expression, "Okay, come on, Mr. Bullock."

"Come on..." I was stunned, "What are you here for?"

"I know, you're here to test how well I've learned from Teacher Miriya, let me act according to the scene above!" She said with a blushing face, holding back her shame.

I, petrified on the spot.

"No problem! Teacher Miriya said that those ordinary and short-lived pleasures are just false things that blind the pure soul. The ultimate happiness exchanged from personal pain is real and unshakable. Only by facing the pain can you experience it The true meaning of life..." She opened her arms towards me, and at the same time closed her eyes, as if she was a mermaid, "Come on, I will let you see the results of the special training, no matter what I will not be shaken whether to hang me in shackles like in the book, or to whip me, and if it is you, Mr. Bullock, I can allow-"

"Stop!" I interrupted her loudly in panic, "What did you learn from her!?"

The statement just now from someone else’s mouth may still feel a bit like chicken soup for the soul that makes people persevere in pain, but it has completely become a declaration of masochism when it is spoken from that guy’s dog mouth. !

Why do I feel that this girl's spirit is starting to move closer to that?It really was a big mistake to let her practice with that pervert!

"Eh? Didn't you come to ask me to act in the plot in the picture book?" Arsena finally recovered and did not continue to go offline.

"Of course not!!" I quickly denied it, and then seized this opportunity to explain a little reason to her, "Recently, this kind of picture book has been circulating in Saidian's camp, and the characters in it are still drawn after me... If this It feels like it might cause some problems when it comes to us, so I'm investigating the source of this thing now."

"So that's how it is." She finally understood, looked at the picture book in her hand carefully, and nodded thoughtfully, "I didn't expect that other than me, there would be people in this camp looking at Mr. Bullock as a fool." Prototype color

Love picture book..."

"Yeah." I also nodded and agreed.

Then, the air at the scene suddenly froze.

Ok?

wait a moment...

"...What did you just say?" I reacted and cast my gaze at her.

Arsena, who accidentally said that she had dug her own grave by slipping the tongue, froze there for a while, then turned her face stiffly, and twitched the corners of her mouth at me with a half-smile: "Ahaha, Bullock Sir, the weather is really nice today."

I lowered my face and approached her step by step.

"Eh? Um...Mr. Bullock, you, your expression is so scary..." Alsena smiled reluctantly while retreating as I approached, and finally pushed her back against her own bookshelf and had nowhere to retreat .

I covered her with my shadow, stood in front of her and looked down at her with a straight face: "Be honest."

"I, that... I suddenly remembered something important!" She was stuck on the bookshelf, trying to get away with it, and slipped away from one side.

I silently raised my hands and grabbed her head like holding a watermelon.Now she couldn't even turn her head, let alone run away.

Cold sweat dripped from Arsena's forehead.

"It doesn't matter if you don't want to explain it, you can press it left or right or lift it up, you choose one." I threatened her in a calm voice.

"I, I...I recruit!" Arsena, who said a second ago that she could persevere in the pain, immediately gave in, and confessed to me with a mournful face, "I just brought a few customized books... only occasionally Come out and look through it to relieve stress, there is absolutely nothing that has spread outside."

"You girl is really stubborn!!!" I couldn't help but stare, "Where's the stuff? Give it to me! It's confiscated!"

"No!" This time she refused firmly, "Those are my treasures... Ah! It hurts! It hurts, Mr. Bullock! It's useless, no matter how rough you are, I won't give in... Ahhh , It's going to be cracked!"

It's too bad to shout it out!

In the end, I reluctantly let her go.

For being so persistent in those things, even I admire her a little bit.

Maintaining military discipline is important (4)

Although I accidentally caught Arsena watching such shameless things in private, I still can't figure out the source of the album in my hand.

At the beginning, this thing was picked up by the soldiers from Saidian's side who fell inside the guard post, and then handed over to the old chief.According to Tolivia, because the soldiers were covering each other, she failed to find the owner of the album according to the arrangement of the guards.

Since someone is covering up, there should be more than one person who knows that this kind of thing exists.In other words, this thing may have spread among Saidian's female soldiers. If it is serious, there may be more than one book made with me as a model, or even... there may be many.

It's really terrible, and if I catch anyone, I have to teach her a lesson.

Tolivia couldn't find out from her own barracks, and naturally I couldn't find anything from Saidian's soldiers.

So right now, I can only hold the possibility that this thing is related to someone I know, and continue to investigate the suspects around me one by one.

However, the most likely suspects have now been ruled out, and the remaining three that can be thought of—Princess Alisa, Angelica, and Feilan... don't feel very likely.

First, Princess Alisa?

Impossible, this is absolutely impossible!

If such a gentle and reserved woman is a deep-seated pornographic picture book lover in private, my outlook on the world and life will collapse!

Even if it's [-] steps back... no, it's [-] million steps back, even if she really has an unknown side, it's impossible for her to let this kind of thing spread and spread in the barracks.

Angelica is also unlikely, and the reason is similar.That shy girl is here, so she has some contact with me and other people who came from the academy together, and has almost no contact with Saidian's female soldiers.She has neither the conditions to make this kind of picture book nor the reason to spread this kind of thing.

So, what about Feilan?

This girl really likes to make troubles, but making this kind of picture books doesn't always feel like her style of doing things.Unlike her skinless, faceless and careless elder sister, this girl has no immunity to this kind of thing. Putting this thing in front of her would make her feel ashamed to death just by looking at the cover, let alone let her participate in the production and dissemination of it. up.

But no matter what, it's not impossible, let's investigate.

So I found the tent house where Feilan and Angelica were stuck in the camp, and knocked on the door.

"Damn girl, you forgot to bring the key again—" Feilan opened the door with a slight frown, her disheveled hair and tired face, and she was wearing a simple interior attire.

At first she thought it was Angelica who had gone out for training and came running back. When she opened the door, she lowered her head subconsciously, but what she saw was my belly wrapped in leather armor.

"Huh?" She moved her gaze up in surprise, and met my gaze: "You?"

"that……"

"You wait a minute!"