I'm not that kind of orc

"Tch." She lowered her head and returned her attention to the ignition work.

But of course, no matter how long she roasted, the shredded tobacco hadn't been properly ignited. As soon as the flame went out, the shredded tobacco was extinguished.After several futile attempts, she squeezed the pipe in frustration: "What's the matter with this rotten thing?"

"Hey!" I couldn't stand it anymore.

"What are you doing again?" She glared again.

"A pipe needs to be lit twice, and you have to smoke it while lighting it." I explained to her.

When our tribe was still settling in the north, some human traveling merchants came to us to sell tobacco and pipes, which made this thing popular for a while.Most of the people in the army have basically smoked cigarettes, and they can be used to pass the time and refresh themselves when hunting and standing guard. But later, the old chief thought that this stuff is not good for the lungs, so he called for a smoking ban, and I followed my comrades. .

Feilan was obviously taken aback when she heard this, and then she forced herself to raise her voice calmly: "Of course I know that! I was just, just warming up."

"Is that so..." I quickly wiped my face, so as to control the muscles in my face, so that I wouldn't laugh immediately.

Feilan nervously put the pipe in her mouth, and took a sharp puff while lighting the fire.

"Huh?" She widened her eyes in surprise, and then reacted like many people who smoked for the first time—coughing non-stop, "Puff, cough, cough..."

I really choked...

"You really haven't smoked, have you?" I couldn't help laughing.

"Cough...cough...shut up! Don't...cough...laugh!" She warned me while coughing, but this funny look made the smile on my face deeper.

"You bastard! Go to hell!" Finally, she blushed after she managed to recover, got up and threw the pipe in her hand at me in anger.

I turned my head and easily avoided it, and shook my head at her: "So I have persuaded you not to smoke, this is not a good thing."

"It's up to you!" she yelled through gritted teeth.

"By the way, there's one more thing I've been wanting to tell you since just now." I started talking again.

"What are you thinking?" She frowned suspiciously.

"In this season, that is, summer, it is better not to sit under the tree as much as possible."

"why?"

"Because there are many insects on the tree, here, look..." I pointed to one of her shoulders, "A spider has landed on you."

Feilan's face suddenly changed.

Two seconds later, she tremblingly turned her head little by little, her eyes fixed on the spider on her shoulder that was only the size of her fingernail—when she was sitting under the tree and focused on lighting her pipe just now, I just saw this spider hanging from the tree with its silk hanging down.

Then, her whole body froze.

"What are you doing there? Hurry up and dust it off." Her motionless appearance made me feel a little puzzled.

However, she still didn't move, but the blood on her face disappeared little by little.

"Woo..." There was a sound in her mouth.

"Huh?" I frowned, not understanding what it meant.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Let's go hunting together (4)

I was taken aback by Feilan's sudden and strange behavior, and I reflexively raised my hand to block it, but she hugged her arm.

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?" I was a little caught off guard and wanted to push her away, only to find that she was hugging her unexpectedly tightly.

With my arm against her chest, I can clearly feel the softness under the fabric, which is really a bit too exciting for me, who has been in the army and received conservative education in the past.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

"Calm down, can a spider do this?" I was baffled, "Didn't you get ridden on the face by a lion!"

"What's so scary about the lion riding on the face?" Feilan gasped, "Hey, is it still there?"

"Uh... it's not there anymore."

"Yes, is it?" She finally dared to open her eyes a little, and glanced over her shoulder cautiously.

The spider is indeed no longer on her shoulders, why...

"It's in your hair," I reminded her.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" She closed her eyes again and screamed louder than before, the voice was so loud that it almost burst my eardrums.

"I told you to calm down!" I tried to pull my arm out again, only to find that her band was tighter.

"How can I calm down!" She yelled excitedly, her voice was a little crying, "What should I do? What should I do, what should I do... Right, right, right..." She seemed to have thought of it What, gasping for breath while talking to himself, "Using, using spells..."

Is there any spell needed to just drive away a spider?

Then, I heard her muttering words: "Yes, as long as, as long as the hair is burned... Ig, Ignis... Val... Ugh!"

"Hey, stop!" I quickly covered her mouth, "What are you trying to do!?"

Damn, she was almost dragged by this crazy girl to set herself on fire!

She turned her head and broke free: "Then what do you say?"

"I'll help you take it off! Don't mess with me again!"

"Then hurry up!" She pinched the flesh on my arm with her fingers and twisted it.

"Understood! Don't pinch me! It hurts!" I let go of the ax in the other hand and patted her on the back of her hand before she relaxed.

Because of the height difference, I could clearly see the spider climbing up her side hair from the top down.

I carefully extended my free hand towards the spider.

"Hey!" Feilan suddenly let out a delicate cry.

"What, what?" I was taken aback by her reaction.

"Don't touch my ears, you pervert!" She twisted my arm again.

"Force majeure! That thing is behind your ear, and it is inevitable to touch it. Why do you elves have such long ears?" I grinned in pain.

"What! Behind the ears? Hurry up! Take it off!"

"It's already in your hand! Don't twist it, okay!"

Why is this girl so strong!

"Really? Did you lie to me?" She still kept her eyes closed.

"Here, if you don't believe me, open your eyes and have a look." I stretched out the spider I was pinching to her eyes.

She tentatively opened her eyes a little...

Then it was closed again immediately.

"Why are you holding it so close! Throw it away!" she cried hysterically, and buried her face.

"Hey, don't—" With my upper arm so close to her face, I felt a little at a loss.

I'm still wearing short sleeves on this hot day...

No, no, no, I'm not interested in these bean sprout elves!Calm down, be calm!

I kept stressing to myself in my heart.

"Throw it away!"

"Okay, throw it away, throw it away..." I threw it casually, gave the spider a flat throw, and then turned to look at her, "You are too afraid of this thing."

"Who is afraid!"

It's all like this, don't forget to be brave...

"Aren't you afraid?"

"of course!"

"Can you let me go?" I said rather helplessly.

Feilan came to her senses suddenly, raised her face subconsciously, and met my gaze.

After a few seconds of stalemate, she blushed and hastily let go of my arm.

"You, you, you, what are you doing!" She yelled stammeringly, pushed me hard, and took a few steps back.

"You pounced on me and asked me..." I spread my hands.

"How could I—" She retorted subconsciously, but she seemed to immediately recall her gaffe just now, and she was speechless on the spot.

I didn't know what to say, and the scene was very embarrassing for a while.

She was standing where she was, her eyes wandering, and she couldn't speak for a long time.

In the end, she turned her face away with a flushed face: "I, I, I, I'm going back..."

"Oh, let's go..." That's all I could say.

Feilan turned her head and left.

"Hey, your staff!" I reminded her.

She stopped, turned around and grabbed the long stick that was on the ground, glared at me with shame and resentment, then turned back and continued walking in that direction.

Obviously he was kind enough to remind her, why do you look at me like I owe her 500 million...

I was speechless looking at her back as she walked towards the outskirts of the woods.

Then, I suddenly realized a very bad thing.

"Hey, wait! Don't go that way!" I reminded loudly.

"Who cares about you!" She didn't look back.

"But that direction..."

"Ahhhhh-"

Before I could finish my words, Feilan suddenly let out a scream, and at the same time she fell to the ground violently.A long rope suddenly popped out from under the fallen leaves on the ground, and the noose at the end was tightly wrapped around her ankle.The rope just pulled Feilan towards the other end of it - the crown of the birch tree next to it was pulled tightly, lifting her whole body upside down.

"...There is a trap I set up." I muttered the rest.

"What, what is this?" Feilan, who was caught in a noose trap and hung upside down from a tree, yelled in panic.

"Calm down! This is just a trap I set up." I explained to her.