I, the boss of another world, married an elf saint

Leonola said indignantly: "Who told you to be so big? If you weren't so tight, you wouldn't be able to hide your pair of murder weapons!"

"Woo, I don't want to be so big."

"Then cut it off and give it to me!"

"Hey hey? How can it be?"

Mu Yunfan could hear his heart pounding outside, so he really wanted to go in and help himself.

Not long after, everyone finally changed into their military uniforms and put on their military caps.These military uniforms were not tailor-made for them, so the size was more or less inappropriate.

Mu Yunfan was the best, because he was a man, so he found a suit of military uniform that fit his size. At this time, Mu Yunfan wearing the military uniform looked like a talented soldier.

As Phyllis and the others were women, their military uniforms were too large, but they were all okay.However, because she is only 14 years old, Charlotte, who is the shortest, has a very large military uniform, just like a child wearing adult clothes.

Everyone put on their military caps.Charlotte is an orc, and her pair of furry wolf ears are just hidden by the military cap, and the wolf tail is also wrapped around her waist to hide it.

And Phyllis's elf ears are not so easy to hide, and the army cap of the Lombard Principality army cannot be hidden.Mu Yunfan thought of a way, and wrapped Felice's head with a cloth. It seemed that Felice's head was injured and needed to be bandaged, just to hide Felice's elf ears.

After everyone dressed up, all the girls in military uniforms and military caps looked like handsome soldiers.

Phyllis blushed and stood in front of Mu Yunfan and asked, "Yunfan, how do I feel?"

Phyllis couldn't completely hide her breasts, so she specially wore the military uniform a little looser.

Mu Yunfan couldn't help but glanced at Felice's chest and said, "Well, well, it's pretty good."

Phyllis smiled happily.

At this time, Charlotte's little face was full of excitement, and she kept turning around and looking down at her whole body. It seemed that she was very interested in this military uniform that she had never worn before.Charlotte asked happily: "Brother Yunfan, can we go out?"

However, Mu Yunfan frowned and said, "But? If you go out like this, you will be recognized immediately."

What Mu Yunfan said was that they would be recognized as girls.

In TV dramas, all women only need to tie up their hair, wrap their breasts, and put on men's clothes so that no one can tell.But how is this possible in reality?Just by looking at your face, you can tell that you are a woman.

At this time, Phyllis and others were also like this, although they had already wrapped their chests, put on male military uniforms, and put on a military cap, hiding their long hair in the military cap.However, looking at their faces, normal people can immediately tell that they are girls.

Only when a group of girls suddenly appeared in the army of the elders, they would be suspected immediately.

At this moment, Leonola took out a large box of makeup tools from her backpack, and said with a smile: "It seems that I did nothing wrong in bringing these things here! Just wait and see."

So Leonora immediately put on makeup for Phyllis and the others.After putting on makeup, she would face the mirror for herself. Leonora's makeup method was to make the fair skin of Phyllis and other girls darker, and then hide the particularly obvious feminine features in the facial features.

Soon, after putting on makeup, Phyllis and the others still looked like handsome little soldiers, but it was already difficult to immediately tell that they were women.

Leonola proudly said: "Look, the luggage I brought will come in handy at a critical moment."

Mu Yunfan curled his lips and said, "Well, it counts."

Then they dug a hole in the cave and buried the bodies of the five soldiers.Then a hole was dug in another place and all the luggage was buried in it.

No way, they couldn't take away the luggage, so they had to bury the luggage in this way first, and the army of the Principality of Lombard would come back to pick it up after leaving.

Everyone walked out of the cave, and saw that countless tents had been set up in the open space ahead, and soldiers from the Principality of Lumbardy were walking back and forth.

Mu Yunfan and his group walked forward in silence, wanting to leave the barracks area.

At first, Mu Yunfan was still a little worried about his group, especially the girls like Phyllis who would be suspected easily.Although Phyllis had put on makeup because she was waiting for a girl, the military uniform on her body was too big, so no matter how she looked at it, she looked a little awkward, and she didn't want to be a serious soldier.However, after walking for a while, Mu Yunfan realized that he was simply worrying too much.

130. Eat the revolving lantern that can see life

Because along the way, Mu Yunfan saw that the soldiers of the Principality of Lunba were smoking, drinking, playing cards, chatting, and farting. All of them looked relaxed, and their military uniforms were not very good.So it doesn't look special at all when Phyllis and others are mixed in.

And looking at their relaxed appearance, Mu Yunfan couldn't help but lament the difference between them and the well-trained regular army in Lighthouse City.

Mu Yunfan whispered: "Although you won't meet enemies in the forest, are they so relaxed?"

Phyllis also said: "The army should maintain a high level of vigilance no matter what time it is."

Leonora pursed her lips and said, "Phyllis, don't think that all human armies are like this. This is a third-rate army."

At this time, everyone saw that this army was a third-rate army, and they couldn't help but feel a little relieved.This army is going to invade Lighthouse City, so naturally the weaker the better.

However, even so, everyone still felt uneasy.Seeing that Lighthouse City is not only facing the fierce wolf mercenary group, but also this 5000-man army, and just now I heard from the two soldiers that the Principality of Lombard and the wolf mercenary group are going to fight for this war. There are many preparations that these low-level soldiers don't know about.

Under such circumstances, even though Shirley was present in Lighthouse City, everyone still couldn't help but feel worried.

Everyone walked for a while, and Mu Yunfan also heard a lot of these conversations along the way, most of which were complaints about the food.

Similar words kept coming from the mouths of the soldiers:

"Hey, we've been eating winter dates for a week, and I'm throwing up. When can I change to something else?"

"That's right, I vomited from eating peanuts before, and now I vomit from eating winter dates. When can I switch to something else?"

"Obviously I picked a lot of watermelons before, but they were all taken over by those officers. I'm really mad at me."

Mu Yunfan listened for a long time before he understood what was going on, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

It turned out that this army had entered the forest three months ago, and they had brought sufficient dry food.However, one month after entering the forest, they were attacked by a large group of monsters, and most of their dry food was taken away.

So in the future, they can only use local materials in the forest, and eat whatever they have.I passed by a place with a lot of peanuts before, so I picked a lot of peanuts, and then I ate peanuts for every meal for a week.Before that, I ate red beans for two weeks in a row.

Recently, they passed by a place where red jujube trees grew, so they have been eating red dates every day for a week.

Mu Yunfan couldn't help laughing, these guys are really hard-working.

Mu Yunfan remembered that there was a banana grove not far from the direction the army was advancing, and this was where Mu Yunfan and his party passed by just now.Then they may have to eat bananas for another week.

At this time, everyone was about to leave the camp, and the place was too loose, so Mu Yunfan and his party were not stopped or interrogated in any way.

At this moment, everyone passed by a kitchen tent, which is a kitchen built with tents.I saw more than a dozen large bags of winter dates next to the kitchen tent.

Mu Yunfan couldn't help thinking to himself: They really have been eating winter dates for a week.

Then the next moment, when Mu Yunfan looked at these winter dates, a flash of inspiration suddenly appeared in his mind.

Winter jujube, banana, watermelon.These three kinds of food appeared in Mu Yunfan's mind, and a plan suddenly rose in Mu Yunfan's heart.

In fact, Mu Yunfan saw that this army was going to invade Lighthouse City, so he really wanted to drive this army away.However, he had no choice but to fight against an army by himself anyway, so he had to give up.

But now, Mu Yunfan has an idea in mind. Although this army cannot be wiped out, at least it can make them suffer enough, and even delay their advance.

At this time, everyone was about to walk out of the camp, Mu Yunfan suddenly stopped, and said to the girls, "I have an idea."

Phyllis asked curiously, "Yunfan, what do you want to do?"

Mu Yunfan smiled and said, "I thought of a way to make this army suffer."

Catherine wondered, "What way?"

Charlotte also asked, "Brother Yunfan, what are you going to do?"

Leonola suddenly thought of something, and said in shock: "Mu Yunfan, no matter how third-rate this army is, it's still an army of 5000 people. We can't fight against it at all."

Mu Yunfan smiled and said, "Don't worry, I don't want to fight against them, I just want to make them suffer."

Leonora frowned and said, "What do you want to do?"

Mu Yunfan looked at the dozens of large bags of winter dates next to him, and asked with a smile, "Have you ever tried eating winter dates with bananas?"

All the girls showed strange expressions, and then all the girls including Catherine shook their heads.The Tianhui Empire does not produce winter dates, and people don't like to eat them, so few people eat winter dates, and even Catherine, who is proficient in cooking, is not familiar with winter dates.So let alone eating winter dates and bananas.

Mu Yunfan laughed and said: "There is a legend that if you eat winter jujube and banana together, it will produce an indescribable taste, allowing you to see the revolving doors of life, and you will not be able to eat for three days."

Phyllis asked: "That is to say, the combination of winter dates and bananas will become very unpalatable?"

Mu Yunfan nodded and said with a smile: "It is said that this indescribable smell is like the smell of rotten eggs, soap, detergent, and flies. In short, it is very unpalatable, so unpalatable that people can see the meaning of life. Revolving door. No appetite for anything else for three days in a row."

All the girls suddenly looked horrified. Is there really such an unpalatable thing in the world?

Leonola asked in disbelief, "Really?"

Mu Yunfan smiled mysteriously. "No, you can try."

As Mu Yunfan said, he took out a banana from his backpack and handed it to Leonola, signaling to Leonola to eat the banana before eating those winter dates.

Leonola couldn't believe what Mu Yunfan said was really so unpalatable.But seeing Mu Yunfan's mysterious and confident smile, he immediately faltered.The delicious food this guy cooks can make people want to stop, so can the unpalatable food he cooks also make people want to die?

Leonola said: "I, I forget it."

Mu Yunfan looked at Phyllis and Charlotte, and the two girls shook their heads vigorously.

However, at this moment, Catherine said earnestly: "Teacher, I want to try!"

Mu Yunfan was surprised. He originally thought that no one would want to try, so he asked, "Do you really want to try?"

Catherine nodded vigorously with a face full of determination. "The master said that if you want to cook delicious food, you must know all the food in the world. So I want to give it a try!"

Mu Yunfan was surprised and said, "You really want to try it? Let me declare first, it's really bad."

Mu Yunfan ate it once when he was a child, and the taste of that time is still unforgettable to Mu Yunfan.

Catherine nodded resolutely. "Teacher, please let me try!"

Seeing Catherine being so decisive, Mu Yunfan handed the banana to Catherine.

Catherine took the banana and quickly ate the whole thing, then went to the bag of dates and picked up a date.

Everyone also gathered around, nervously wanting to see how Catherine would react after eating it.

Catherine looked at the Dongzao in her hand, took out a handkerchief to wipe it clean, hesitated for a moment, then put the Dongzao into her mouth without hesitation.

Everyone looked at Leonora nervously, and saw that she was chewing the winter dates in her mouth seriously, without any special expression.

All the girls could not help but breathe a sigh of relief.Leonola was just about to tell Mu Yunfan that it wasn't as bad as you said.The next moment, Catherine's pretty face suddenly turned blue, and her expression became as ugly as if she ate a fly, no, it was a hundred times uglier!It's hard to see and I don't know how to describe it!

Mu Yunfan hurriedly said: "Spit it out quickly!"

However, instead of letting herself spit it out, Catherine stretched out her hand to cover her mouth tightly, and tried her best not to let herself spit it out.

At this time, the extremely unpleasant and disgusting smell filled Leonora's mouth, making her feel that she was not herself.Catherine bent down several times to vomit, but she tightly covered her mouth to prevent herself from vomiting.

Charlotte worried: "Sister Catherine, spit it out quickly!"

Leonola also said: "That's right, don't bear it!"

Phyllis persuaded: "Don't be patient, you already feel what it smells like, don't you?"

However, Catherine shook her head, still desperately enduring it.It took more than ten minutes for Catherine to relax and let go of her hand covering her mouth.

At this time, Catherine's pretty face looked like a dead person.