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Mu Yunfan smiled and said, "This place will definitely get more and more stinky in the future, let's go to a hilltop against the wind to watch a show."

The girls naturally had no objections. The stench in the barracks was getting stronger and stronger. It seemed that it wasn't just a soldier who couldn't help pulling it out.The soldiers ran here and there, shouting and screaming.

Mu Yunfan and his group quickly left the officer, because the entire barracks was in chaos at this time, so naturally no one cared about them.

Everyone covered their noses and walked some distance away from the officer before panting heavily, and then walked towards the hill not far away.

At this moment, Leonora's face was still full of astonishment. The spectacular sight of almost all the 5000-strong army having diarrhea really shocked her.

Leonola asked: "What's wrong with that glass of watermelon juice? How could everyone have diarrhea?"

Mu Yunfan smiled and said, "Because I specially prepared that glass of watermelon juice, which is particularly easy to cause diarrhea. First of all, I added a lot of mint to the watermelon juice."

Leonola recalled the taste just now, and said strangely: "The thing I drank just now did have a mint flavor, but the mint flavor is just the right feeling, I didn't feel how much mint you added into it."

Mu Yunfan smiled and said, "Feel your own lower abdomen and see if you feel anything."

Leonola was taken aback for a moment, and after Mu Yunfan's reminder, she felt a cool feeling pervading in her lower abdomen.Leonola knew that this was the feeling she would feel after eating a lot of mint!

Leonola was confused: "Why does my stomach feel like I've eaten a lot of mint? But I obviously only took a sip of that watermelon juice, and I didn't feel how strong the mint taste was."

Mu Yunfan smiled and said: "Because you did eat a lot of mint. I added a lot of mint to the watermelon juice. It's just that the taste of these mints is suppressed by my specially prepared syrup, which makes you feel uncomfortable when you drink it." Come out. After all, if the mint taste is too strong, it will become unpalatable."

The method Mu Yunfan used is actually similar to the principle of those drinks that claim to contain a lot of vitamin C in the original world.

The taste of vitamin C is very sour.If you have a lot of vitamin C in a drink, it becomes very sour and no one likes it.Therefore, manufacturers add a lot of sugar to the beverage, and use the taste of sugar to cover the sour taste, so that consumers like to drink it.

Mu Yunfan used the same principle.A lot of mint will stimulate the stomach and cause diarrhea, but if there is too much mint, the soldiers don't like to drink it, so Mu Yunfan prepared a special syrup and added it to cover most of the mint flavor.

Mu Yunfan continued to laugh and said: "Excessive mint can cause diarrhea, which is one of the reasons. Also, watermelon is a cold food that is easy to cause diarrhea, and iced watermelon is even more likely to cause diarrhea. In addition, these soldiers just now After throwing up once, their stomachs were already irritated. A series of factors add up, and they can’t even have diarrhea if they don’t want to, wow ha ha ha.”

Leonola couldn't help feeling scared for a while when she heard it, but luckily she didn't drink too much just now!

At this time, everyone had climbed to the top of the mountain and looked at the military camp not far below the mountain.

It was dusk now, and the entire barracks was in chaos.Some soldiers even fought directly to grab the latrine, but both sides who fought fought and pulled out together.Many soldiers couldn't find the latrine, and even dragged their pants on the spot, and pulled them out on the spot. At this time, the whole barracks was already full of stench.

Seeing this scene, Leonora on the mountain was horrified.Even though it was upwind, Leonola still vaguely felt the soaring stench coming from the barracks.

Mu Yunfan spread his arms and said with a laugh: "Let's go, let's go, the syrup I prepared contains ingredients that promote diarrhea! You don't want to stop if you don't do it for a long time! It will make you vomit and diarrhoea. Don't even think about recovering in three to five days!"

Charlotte clapped her hands and shouted, "Brother Yunfan is amazing!"

Catherine also nodded respectfully and said, "Teacher really deserves to be a teacher!"

Mu Yunfan's method of making the whole army vomit and vomit is something she can't do at all. Mu Yunfan is really much better than herself.

It was only then that Catherine realized more deeply how overwhelmed she was when she went to challenge the teacher. In the future, she must work harder to learn from the teacher.

At this moment, Leonola looked at Mu Yunfan's confident smile, and couldn't help feeling a little creepy.The chef is such a horrible creature, he can make you taste the most delicious food in the world one second, and then turn into the most disgusting stench in the next second, making you vomit to death.He can make you drink the most delicious juice in the world one second, and have diarrhea in the next second.

What's more terrible is that the chef's method is impossible to guard against!Because it is not poison at all, but ordinary food.Poisons can still be detected with silver needles, but how can ordinary food be detected?

Leonola remembered that she had argued with Mu Yunfan more than once before.What if Mu Yunfan had a heart and made himself like these soldiers, vomiting and diarrhea?

Thinking of this, Leonola couldn't help but feel horrified, feeling that the chef is the most untouchable creature in the world.

But, I have provoked Mu Yunfan a long time ago, no, no, no, I must curry favor with Felice, and draw Felice to be my backer!

Leonola thought of this, and immediately looked at Phyllis expectantly.Then, Leonora realized that Phyllis could no longer be her backer.

Because at this moment, Phyllis raised her face and looked at Mu Yunfan with eyes full of admiration. Her pretty face was blushing, obviously aroused.

At this time, Phyllis was filled with admiration for Mu Yunfan.

Yun Fan is really amazing, he can play with an army of 5000 people between applause and applause by himself, and contribute to the Lighthouse City.Ahhh, he really deserves to be my man, so amazing.

At this moment, Phyllis could only feel her heart pounding, and her love for Mu Yunfan swelled like never before.She couldn't help approaching Mu Yunfan, then stretched out her hand to take Mu Yunfan's arm, and pressed her body against his arm.

Ahh, my man is really the most powerful man in the world.

Phyllis couldn't help thinking like this, and then she felt shy in her heart, she and Mu Yunfan didn't even have a relationship, she already regarded him as her man, how could she be like this?

However, although she was shy for a while, Phyllis still couldn't help holding Mu Yunfan's arm, and looked at him with fascination.

Seeing this scene, Leiola knew that Phyllis had been completely fascinated by Mu Yunfan.

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137. Storm Dragon

At this moment, Mu Yunfan's heart was throbbing with ecstasy.

What's happening here?Phyllis Why did she suddenly hug my arm?Still looking at me with such affectionate eyes?Are you fascinated by my charm?

Wow, I am indeed an attractive man!

Her chest touched my arm, so soft...

When Mu Yunfan was about to lament the softness of Phyllis' breasts in his heart, he suddenly noticed something was wrong.Phyllis' breasts have become less soft!Although it is still soft, it feels firmer and seems to have shrunk!

Mu Yunfan suddenly turned pale with shock, how could it be possible?Why did Phyllis' breasts suddenly shrink?

Then Mu Yunfan suddenly remembered, by the way, just now Phyllis and Leonora had their breasts wrapped, no wonder they were like this.

Mu Yunfan breathed a sigh of relief, then turned around suddenly to look at Felice, grabbed Felice's shoulders and said, "Take off quickly!"

"Hey!?"

Phyllis's cheeks turned red immediately, she didn't know why Mu Yunfan said this to herself, and it was still in the presence of Leonora and the others.

Mu Yunfan continued excitedly: "Take off your breast wrap quickly, it's not good for the shape of your breasts, quickly put back on the bra I gave you."

"Hey hey!?"

When Mu Yunfan said these words to her in public, Phyllis's face was already so red that it was about to bleed.

Leonola couldn't help cursing: "Really! How can you talk to a girl like this! And our original clothes are all in the cave, so there is no clothes to change."

Only then did Mu Yunfan let go of Felice in embarrassment, but Felice's face was already flushed.

At this moment, two completely different cries suddenly sounded from the sky.

"Roar!!! Roar!!!!!!"

"Aw!!! Aww!!!!!!"

Looking up, I saw that in the dusk sky at this time, there were two behemoths flying side by side and colliding violently.

It's a blue dragon and a purple griffin.

I saw the blue dragon and the purple lion eagle fighting in the air while flying, constantly bumping into each other's body with their huge bodies, or grabbing each other with their sharp claws.From time to time, the lion eagle uses its sharp beak to peck at the magic dragon, and the magic dragon keeps biting at the opponent with its bloody mouth.

It seemed that the two sides were fighting inextricably, and blood was constantly dripping from the sky.

Mu Yunfan stayed in Lighthouse City for a long time after he came to this world, so it was the first time he saw such a scene, and he couldn't help looking up.

Leonora exclaimed in a low voice: "It's the Storm Dragon and the Purple Gryphon! And judging by their size, they're both level six monsters!"

Charlotte said: "They fight so fiercely."

Catherine nodded. "I don't know which of them will win."

However, Leonola said: "This purple lion eagle is going to be terrible."

Mu Yunfan couldn't help being taken aback, and asked, "Why is the purple lion eagle so bad?"

In Mu Yunfan's eyes, these two behemoths in the sky were fighting inextricably, and both sides were quite fierce.

Leonola said: "Look carefully, whose body is the blood falling from the sky?"

Mu Yunfan looked at it carefully, and then his face was full of surprise.Because as long as you look carefully, you can see that the purple eagle's body is already covered with scars, and almost all the blood is shed from it, but there are only a few wounds on the storm dragon.Because it is dusk, Mu Yunfan couldn't see it if he didn't look carefully just now.

Mu Yunfan asked: "Didn't you say that they are all level six monsters? Why is there such a big gap between the two sides?"

Leonora laughed and said: "You don't know about that. The storm dragon is an extremely fierce dragon among the sixth-level monsters. It has the highest flying speed among the monsters in the world. Its physique is strong and its skin is as firm as Rock. Its strength can be said to be invincible among the sixth-level monsters of the same level. Even the seventh-level monsters don't want to provoke it, and the eighth-level monsters find it troublesome. And its character is very aggressive. Rebellious and unruly, it is known as one of the most difficult to tame Warcraft."

After Leiola finished speaking, Mu Yunfan couldn't help becoming interested in this storm dragon, and said to the system in his mind: "Use the Warcraft Illustrated Identification for this storm dragon."

However, the system immediately said: "This monster is a level six monster, Storm Dragon, and it needs 20 points for identification. Are you sure you want to use the identification function?"

Mu Yunfan was taken aback when he heard it. Damn, it actually costs 20 points!The total amount of points I have left now is only 22 points. Isn't this going to empty out my points all at once?

Mu Yunfan said in his mind: "Why is it so expensive? The poisonous snake identified at noon today is only 100 points?"

The system said: "The points required for identification are determined according to different monsters. This is determined by the built-in logic program of this system."

Mu Yunfan could only sigh and said, "Okay."

Since it was so expensive, he had no choice but to give up the idea.After all, I use some less points now.

At this moment, the purple-patterned lion eagle couldn't hold on anymore, it began to avoid the fight with the storm dragon, and gradually fell into a disadvantage.

Mu Yunfan asked Leonola: "By the way, does the Radiant Empire have flying troops? It's the kind that rides flying monsters."

Mu Yunfan suddenly remembered, since there are flying monsters that are big enough to carry people in this world, why has he never seen anyone ride a flying monster?

Leonola nodded and said: "Yes, but the number is very small. Because monsters are extremely difficult to be tamed by humans, and taming flying monsters is especially difficult, and whether you can tame a flying monster as your mount, often not only It depends on strength, but also luck. Many small and medium-sized countries do not have flying troops. Even the Radiant Empire, one of the five great powers, has no more than 100 flying troops, and most of them have been invested in the south. In the middle of a human war. And among the senior generals of our empire, there are only three people who have flying mounts. By the way, Sister Shirley also has a flying mount. But I don’t know why I didn’t bring it this time. Come."

Mu Yunfan nodded, and saw that the purple-patterned lion eagle was completely defeated by the storm dragon at this time, and it turned around and ran away with a loud cry.However, how could its speed beat the Storm Dragon?In a blink of an eye, he was overtaken by the storm dragon, and the storm dragon slapped it hard, and immediately sent the whole purple-striped lion eagle into the forest.Then the storm dragon also plunged into the forest, startling a large flock of birds.

Mu Yunfan couldn't help being excited, if he could have such a powerful mount, it would be great.And looking at the appearance of this storm dragon, it is really mighty and handsome.

Mu Yunfan couldn't help asking: "Then how can we tame this storm dragon?"

Leonora smiled and said, "Don't even think about it, let's not say that you are not strong enough, and I have never heard of anyone in this world who successfully tamed the storm dragon."

Mu Yunfan continued to ask: "Then this storm dragon really cannot be tamed?"

Leonola said: "It's not that it can't be tamed. I heard that every storm dragon has a unique scale, which is called the natal dragon scale. As long as someone can stick their own blood on this scale, let the scale Absorb it, and the storm dragon will remember your smell and recognize you as the master. But this natal dragon scale is integrated with the thick skin of the storm dragon, and others cannot see where its natal dragon scale is at all."

Mu Yunfan couldn't help asking: "Wait, according to what you said, as long as there is someone who is stronger than the storm dragon and grabs the storm dragon by force, can't you slowly find the position of the dragon scale on the storm dragon?" ?”

Leonola said: "Some people have thought about what you said, but it can't be done. Because as long as the storm dragon senses that there is someone stronger than itself, or feels that its life is threatened, it will take the initiative to shed its scales." , so that even if you get blood on the scales, you can't become its master. Therefore, if you want to catch the storm dragon, you must satisfy the condition that you are weaker than it, and you must hold it without making it feel life-threatening. The blood is stained on its scales. In addition, the character of the storm dragon is extremely fierce. If you are weaker than it, it is impossible to be its opponent, so no one can tame it. If you cannot stain the blood on its unshed On the scales, even if you grab it, no matter how you train it, it will not become your mount."

Leora paused and continued: "Storm Dragon is one of the fastest monsters in the world, but also because of its characteristics, it is also the most difficult to tame."

After hearing this, Mu Yunfan only sighed with a disappointed expression. This storm dragon is indeed not something that he, who only has level [-] strength, can imagine.

***

At this time, in the main account of the army of the Lombard Principality.

General Oliver was sitting on a big tiger-skin chair with a pale face, and several generals, including the sharp archer Hall, stood on both sides.Chef Charle and the other chefs knelt on the ground with expressions full of fear.