atypical time traveler

At the very least, you have to go to the [-]th floor of hell!

So obviously.

It's Cosplay.

"It's really disrespectful to the gods and Buddhas...the gods and Buddhas will punish them, right?"

Shizuka Hiratsuka thought so.

but……

"You two, you..."

The clerk looked at the Jews and Indians who were looking through the impurities freely with an expression of not knowing what to say.

"If you continue to behave like this, we can only call the police."

The two froze for a moment, then glanced at each other.

No problem, it's formal attire.

Then they took another look at the expression of the clerk.

silence.

"Ehhhh?!!"

The two screamed out.

It didn't take long for the two people who had changed their clothes to squat on the ground covering their faces, their faces were as red as monkey butts.

In the end, it was the Indians who practiced a lot of asceticism that slowed down first.

"To be honest, this experience is as embarrassing as it was when I was discovered to be eating chyle during the collective hunger strike..."

Covering his face, the Buddha looked unbearable to look back.

"I can't help it. The main reason is that the outfit is so natural. After putting it on, I feel that I have 'tied it up', and then I wear it out naturally."

Ye Ge finally spoke, he was a bit thin-skinned, after all, he did not experience those perverted austerities like Buddha.

"Yeah, after all, our work clothes in the heavens are almost like a piece of cloth. Speaking of which, most of the formal clothes of human beings nowadays are suits. I heard that you have thought about using suits instead of robes?"

The Buddha looked concerned, but then he remembered something and asked curiously.

"Well, there was such a plan and it was implemented for a while, but the response was not very good."

Ye Ge sighed helplessly, then picked up a can of coffee.

"First, the souls came and thought they had gone to the wrong place, and then the souls complained that they seemed to be back to work in the world, and since the suit was passed on, our receiving angels have always been regarded as salesmen and cosplay..."

Speaking of work, Ye Ge's expression became numb.

"And the suit is also very uncomfortable to wear, especially the tie. This kind of thing that is similar to a sling is wrapped around the neck, and it will be wrapped around the neck for a day. What kind of torture is this... At that time, I always felt that I had to wear that kind of thing. If I have worked for 40 years, I would rather go to the cross again..."

His exclamation left the Buddha at a loss as to what to say.

"Ah, so your cross is not very good, but..."

"Don't tell me that."

Ye Ge showed a more constipated look.

"Although I can understand that they use that thing to symbolize that I bear the original sin of human beings, after all, the facts are similar. But to be honest, I feel really weird. Just like Buddha, do you like to let others visit your relic? "

The Buddha couldn't help covering his head, but he remembered very clearly what his disciples had done in order to snatch a part of his body. It became a story of their firm faith.

"To be honest, I also have a shadow about this, you don't know, every time I pass away, my disciples will take my bones to replay the original scene, and the disciples without my body will have a fierce look on their faces And envy, and firmly said that the next time will be a robber...I always have the illusion that they are planning to kill me and dismember me again..."

Thinking of those disciples looking enviously at those disciples who had their own corpses and carnivaled, the Buddha couldn't help but tremble.

Although now that he has become a Buddha, life and death are meaningless, but if he is really asked to die once by his disciples so that they can dismember the body, even he doesn't know whether to agree.

"Yeah... so I don't understand it at all. Who would like to kill themselves with murder weapons all over the street? And the stigmata, isn't that the imprint of my corpse oil... worn on the It's a really weird feeling..."

Ye Ge shook his head and stood up from the ground.

"And even if it's going to be done, can it be done better? It always makes me look very embarrassed...Well, to be honest, some of me on the cross, even I can't recognize myself. "

Jego said, pointing to a church in the distance. The Jesus on the cross that the church visited was very strong and strong. His face was obviously [-]% similar to that of Jackie Chan, and the muscles on his body were protruding. , almost exactly the same as the Hercules in the comics.

"It's like this. I always feel that onomatopoeia will appear when I walk, and I can summon a substitute."

He looked at the distant statue silently, while the Buddha was more stable.

"Actually okay? I don't feel weird."

The Buddha looked at the Buddha statue and thought it was okay.

"Huh? This is the style of painting that can go to the studio of JOJO and Beidou Shenquan! I don't want to be the savior of the end of the century, using my fist to teach people to be good!"

Ye Ge looked at the Buddha beside him in astonishment, but immediately afterward, he remembered one thing.

Statues of Buddha are the most stylized statues.

So he put his hand on Buddha's shoulder.

"Thanks for your hard work!"

Chapter 130 VII The New Ultraman World

"No, I feel weird when you say that..."

The Buddha looked at Jesus with an expression of "I understand you", and couldn't help being embarrassed.His Buddha statue is actually okay, right?Most of them aren't that weird looking...

……Bar.

So the Buddha decided to forget about it and change the subject.

"But speaking of it, that child seems to say that he wants to eliminate AIDS... Is there any problem with you? Didn't you say that AIDS is God's punishment for human beings?"

The Buddha looked at Jesus and said something he was more concerned about.

He doesn't care about birth, old age, sickness and death. After all, reincarnation is relatively ambiguous about death, but it's not the same with Jesus.

But Jesus looked bewildered.

"what?"

Jesus' expression was exactly that of 'what the hell are you talking about', as if he was saying something quite unprofessional again.

It is the kind where you talk about curing diseases in front of medical students, talk about programming in front of programmers, talk about hybrid rice in front of agriculturalists, talk about the elements of time in front of Einstein, and talk about the elements of time in front of Li Bai. Talk about the three elements of writing poetry.But these people have the kind of damn expression that they can't express their opinions out of politeness.

"Uh, what's wrong?"

The Buddha couldn't help but asked.

Jesus spoke with a face of not knowing what to say.

"Actually, this thing is used by my husband and wife to punish orangutans. Even when he created it, he never thought that this thing would reach humans... After all, the only way this thing can spread..."

His current expression can actually be described as melancholy, and after the Buddha heard this, the expression on his face also changed into a strange one.

"I always feel that it is better not to tell this fact, otherwise I always feel a little offended to those innocent people..."

After a long time, he made a conclusion.

"Yeah... But it's always a good thing that they are willing to come up with healing potions. You can see the progress of human beings, and you can feel that your efforts are not in vain. Humans can always work towards the direction of gods, Dad It would be nice to know."

Jesus stretched, then turned to look at Buddha.

"But speaking of it, that guy can no longer be called a mortal, right?"

When he met Li Ke, he thought that some main god had come down to play. After observing Li Ke, he realized that Li Ke was still a pure human being who had not graduated from 'humanity', unlike him and Buddha.

"Well, according to the game you played recently, his level has surpassed ours. If it is a game, we are probably a boss at around tenth level, and he is probably a boss at level seventy, right? For humans Speaking of him, he is more like a god than us, after all, the power gap is too big."

Buddha tilted his head.

"It's such an exaggeration, I forget it. I haven't exercised much since I graduated from human beings. During this period of time, I felt like I was going to die again when I ran 300 meters... But I remember Buddha, when you were young, you were able to hold a big head Is it like throwing it out? Can this only be considered as a tenth level?"

Jesus couldn't believe it.

"What I mean is that we add up to level ten. After all, you are a summoner boss and can summon Gabriel, so you still have some combat power."

Buddha held up a finger and smiled kindly at Jesus.

"No way..."

Jesus twitched the corners of his mouth, he couldn't believe it.But he has never been interested in fighting and killing, and he was just a preacher in his lifetime, so he cares more about another thing.

"By the way, why do you know Buddha so clearly? Do you play too?"

"Yes, I saw you playing Dungeons and Warriors last time, so I tried to play it, and found that this game is very suitable for asceticism."

"what?"

"The strengthening value is only a few percent, and if there is no special treasure, it will be shattered, making all your efforts in vain, and it can help people understand the truth of impermanence. And the more hope and wealth you invest, the more successful you will be." It is to gain temporary power. Once the equipment is replaced, it will become a floating cloud in the sky. If it fails, then the experience, time, and emotions invested will all be wiped out. Especially the equipment called epic props, not only need to invest a lot money to buy tickets, and it is extremely difficult to get a set of what you want..."

The Buddha said a lot of words in one breath, and then showed a kind smile to Jesus.

"So, when these equipments are broken, or exhausted and you can't get the equipment and enhancement values ​​you want, you can better understand the truth of emptiness and nirvana. Therefore, Miss Kelly and Mr. Clent, in fact They are all good helpers in cultivation.”

"........."

Jesus was so shocked that he couldn't speak. He stared blankly at the Buddha, and then asked him what he wanted to know most.

"So Buddha, have you bought gold, I mean, have you bought gold coins?"

He really wants to know about this, because they are saints, and buying gold coins to enhance things is almost equivalent to gambling strictly speaking, and it is absolutely not allowed for saints!

"No."

Buddha firmly refused.

"Then how did you get so many game coins?!"

Buddha pointed and smiled.

"As long as there are enough game accounts, only in this way can we better understand the truth that money and power are nothing when the equipment is broken."

For a moment, Jesus didn't know what to say.

He suddenly understood why the Buddha had so many social accounts.