atypical time traveler

"Hahaha! Joan of Arc! I leave it to you! I will do my best!"

Throwing the obstructive football onto Jeanne's plump chest, and hitting the big, white soft thing twice, Nero waved the big sword in his hand and rushed towards Artoria again. past.

"Eh?!"

Joan of Arc, who just came to join in the fun, looked at the football in her arms, and subconsciously froze for a moment, and the next moment, she saw the Artorias summoned by Emiya Shirou rushing towards her.

Especially an Arturia in a doll costume, she raised her arms and shouted out loudly.

"Weimiya said it! If we win, there will be bonuses that allow us to eat barbecue!"

"oh oh!!"

The Arturias let out a terrifying roar, and then rushed towards Jeanne like a large group of hunting lions!

Joan was taken aback by this momentum, and it was too late to throw away the rugby in her hand, so when all Arturia rushed over, she raised the flag in her hand high.

"I! My Lord is here!"

A strong golden light enveloped Joan of Arc. Although she herself stood stiffly in place, the Artorias who almost rushed towards her were all thrown away.

"Hey! It's too foul to use a treasure, right?!"

Arturia who fell to the ground shouted angrily, but the moment she shouted, the silver-haired Joan burst out laughing.

"That's right! Favna!"

The silver-haired one really waved his aura, and a huge dragon appeared in the sky all the time, grabbing Joan of Arc who was standing frozen in place, holding the rugby tightly.

"Go! Favna! Use this woman as a shield, let's go!"

She laughed and gave instructions, and Arturia and the others naturally refused to show weakness, and raised their swords one after another, pointing them at Favna.

"Give me the weird side of the pet! Excalibur morgan!!"

Suddenly, a strong light shone on the field, making the audience hooked, but...

"Eh?"

Cu Chulainn, who was feeling bored and distracted, stared at the black beam of light rushing towards him, and froze in place.

Cuchulain.

died.

If you feel that it violates the harmony, then quickly end this month ==

And actually, what I wanted to write at the beginning was Gudaf's line, but it was too dark... I didn't dare to write it down.

Chapter 29 Variety of games

The violent black beam of light pierced through the place where Cu Chulainn was mercilessly, precisely, and very quickly, and directly penetrated the football field jointly made by Nero and Scathach.

"Ah! Lancer is dead! It's so inhuman!"

The audience on the field booed loudly. Although ordinary people don't understand the Heroic Spirit's affairs very well, they still booed constantly with the help of the Cognitive Impairment Barrier.

"Tch, was it bounced off because of the Noble Phantasm?!"

The black Arturia cut out in dissatisfaction, Lancer died as soon as he died, it was not an important thing anyway, the important thing was to win this battle and advance.

However, looking at the giant dragon flying in the sky, with eyes blinded and the clothes on the back of the neck being held by Favna, Joan of Arc still shone with golden light in front of her, looking so radiant and dazzling.

However, at this moment, an angry voice came out.

"Asaaaaaaaa!!!"

A being wearing armor and shrouded in darkness rushed out, causing all Artoria present to feel a severe stomachache.

Especially Arturia, who was fighting Nero, not only had a strange expression on her face, but even the stiff hair on her head shrank into a wavy appearance.

"Mr. Lancelot?!"

The pure white knight king girl Lily looked at the black figure flying into the sky, and her pure big eyes could see the other person's real body at a glance.

No matter what knights of the round table, there is no way to hide their own figure in front of such a pure king, so under the sunlight, the black knight's skills lost their effect, and the helmet on his head was split in two. Showing a handsome face that has been turned hideous by resentment.

He yelled Arthur's name, and...

Straight towards Joan of Arc who was in mid-air.

then……

Then she was slapped and flew out by Favna, and hit hard on the fence of the football field, setting off a burst of smoke and dust.

"Tch... are all the Knights of the Round Table blind? And the staff! Why are there people who have nothing to do with the competition appear here!"

The black Miss Joan of Arc looked at Lancelot who was smashed on the outside of the football in a speechless manner, and sincerely felt dissatisfied with the eyesight of the Knights of the Round Table.

But the next moment, a black figure with eyes like goldfish stepped on the body of Sir Lancelot who fell to the ground and rushed into the football field!

"Holy virgin!! This figure of yours! I really miss you so much!!"

Jill Drey's eyes were full of joy, and tears welled up involuntarily. Not only that, but the running speed was also quite fast.

The black Joan of Arc was a little shy, he knew that Jill was talking about himself, otherwise could it be the idiot who fainted after putting the treasure?

Then she tossed her hair triumphantly.

"Of course! In order to participate in this dispensable competition, I specifically found Favna!"

then……

then……

"Holy virgin!! I finally see you again!"

Jill Dray knelt down in front of the white lily knight, Arturia Lily.

"........."

During the period, Jill looked around suspiciously, and after glancing at Black Joan and Joan of Arc in the sky, she nodded with certainty, grabbed the hand of the bewildered Artoria Lily, and cried again come out.

"Holy virgin/girl!!"

Black Joan felt that her sanity was burned out.

"Bastard! Favna! Burn that idiot's brain to me!"

The black Miss Joan waved the sword in her hand angrily, and ordered Favna to burn Jill to death, so as not to embarrass him here!

The angry Black Joan stepped on Favna fiercely, which made Favna a little helpless.

But at this moment, the staff who arrived late knocked down Mr. Lancelot who kept shouting 'Asasasa...' and shouting 'Holy Virgin/Maiden! ! Jill moved away like she was carrying garbage, and Ilya, who was the referee, showed her a yellow card.

"Warning! Pets are strictly prohibited on the field!"

Ilya looked at the black Miss Joan very seriously, and pointed to the black dragon Favna under her.

"what!?!"

Black Joan looked at the solemn Ilya, looked at the field in the field, and immediately roared unhappily, and pointed at a member of the Artoria team.

In the direction where her finger pointed, an ambitious Arturia was riding a horse with a flat face, and beside her, there was a black her, and the horses under their crotches were even gnawing on the football field turf.

"Then why can they ride horses?! And treasures and weapons can be carried on footballs! Why can't pets!"

As soon as she finished speaking, the two grazing horses raised their heads, revealing the ID badges on their necks, and the heroic spirits are all with good vision. Even if it is not good, the director team is also at this time. A close-up of the ID tags on the necks of the two horses.

"Don Stallion

Status: player

Race: Horse

Stunt: breast enhancement halo.

Breast enhancement halo: Any woman who rides on its back, as long as there is a possibility of growth, her breasts will grow, that is to say, if there is no growth when riding..."

The name of the other horse was also the same, except that there was an extra letter of black, which made Joan of Arc dumbfounded.

"Why are two horses able to participate in football games!"

Joan of Arc, who was lifted off the dragon's back by two female Baimao, roared in dissatisfaction.

And the central character of the incident, the King of Knights, spoke.

"For knights, horses are partners in fighting side by side. This is true on the battlefield, and so is football."

"Fart!! Then why can swords be brought on stage!"

Surprisingly, Joan of Arc, who was the most self-conscious among all the people present, couldn't help cursing, and then pointed at the swords on both sides and roared out.

Unfortunately, Kotomine Kirei's voice rang out on the playground.

"How can there be immortality in the Holy Grail War? And it doesn't matter, I have bought insurance for all of you, and you can make a lot of money by then... Cough, I mean you fight as much as you want."

Have you forgotten about playing football? !

Kotomine Kirei's voice revealed a calmness, which fully quieted down the environment of the football field.

"Hey... you just said that the dead in the Holy Grail War are fine, right?"

Black Joan's body was entwined with black resentment, and before Kotomine Kirei could speak, she waved the flag in her hand.

"Burn! My anger!!"

Black flames immediately enveloped the audience, attacking everyone indiscriminately. While the other heroic spirits were frightened and angry, they also opened their own treasures.

then……

Beams of light of various colors were constantly lit up on the football field, and countless powerful attacks and waves of air flowed continuously. The two teams fought fiercely together, and the gentleness before was no longer there.

As for football... no, football...

"No one really cares about this stuff anymore."

Li Ke looked at the half-burnt football that fell in front of him, and silently ate a mouthful of popcorn.

"Go and see other projects, I'm afraid it will take a long time to fight here."

Picking up the well-behaved Anna, Li Ke walked to another arena.

Yes, because of the competition, there are many stadiums here, not only for fierce sports like football, but also for other competitive events that do not require large venues, for example...

Werewolves kill.