Yuanshin: Questions and Answers on Famous Scenes, Difficult to Cry Character Group

[Arataki Ichito: Hahaha, Ninja is about to perform]

The picture has been given to Jiuqi Shinobi.

"Isn't this Jiuqi Ren's temporary miso!"

"Soy sauce?"

"Hahaha, for half a month as a general, Dao wife liked the nicknames left behind."

"Isn't it Miss Purple Eggplant?"

"???"

"Ms. Kuki Shino guessed wrong?"

"Punish Jiuqi Ninja for singing and rapping, expressing interesting stories about Liyue's school days, asking for more than 12 likes, temporarily requesting the location to be sent, and foreign aid, the preparation time is 2 minutes"

[Xingqiu: Interesting things about studying? 】

【Yanfei: Jiuqi Ren is my junior girl】

【Keqing: That's what happened in Liyue】

【Zhongli: If you want to tell me something interesting about your son, you should learn how to use chopsticks】

[Dadalia: Hahaha, Mr. Zhongli is going to make fun of me for holding chopsticks again]

Everyone looked at Jiu Qiren in the picture, and beside them were A Mamoru and A Akira from the Go Ararataki faction.

Jiu Qiren: "There just happens to be a ready-made place. Since it's about Liyue, let's go in Liyue. In the live broadcast room, I want to perform in the position of the storyteller."

In an instant, Jiu Qiren was teleported to the position of Liyue storyteller.

This is a natural performance venue.

In the screen, there are no fewer than 300 people on the side of the storyteller. Mr. Zhongli is not here today, but it is still full. There are Qianyan Army nearby, and there are many people passing by.

Tian Tiezui was taken aback.

Jiu Qiren: "Mr. Tian Tiezui, this stage, how about letting me perform a part?"

Tian Tiezui smiled: "Please, please."

Tian Tiezui sat down at the next table.

"The Punishment Show Begins"

Jiu Qiren stood on the stage: "I usually hang out with gangs, and I am idle when I am idle. I often accidentally finish reading a book and pass the certificate exam by accident. I have thirty or forty certificates in my hand, but I have to say What I remember deeply, what I linger on is the days when I was studying in Liyue."

Jiu Qiren: "There are many people in the class who come to Liyue to study, and there are also many local Liyue people who are young and girls studying."

She snapped her fingers and some rhythmic background music came on.

Jiu Qiren: "That's someone in our class!"

Kuki Shinobi: "The teacher always called him 'very few people'."

"???"

"???"

"Hahahaha!"

"I understand in seconds!"

Jiu Qiren: "I think his name should be called, can you!"

Jiuqi Ren: "Because the teacher always said, can you stop talking! Can you look at the blackboard! Can you memorize it by hand! Can you use your brain!"

Someone at the scene already understood.

Jiu Qiren: "When I was studying, the teacher always let me look at this for a while, and let me look at that for a while."

Jiuqi Ren: "I feel quiet for a while, and let me talk 0 for a while..."

Jiu Qiren: "In his eyes, this question will never be complicated."

Jiu Qiren: "Very few people grow up amidst her concern."

Jiu Qiren played two roles by himself, and immediately jumped to the side, put on the prepared glasses, held a ruler, and imitated the teacher's movements.

Jiu Qiren: "Look at me, am I afraid that there will be words on my face? Look at the blackboard!"

Jiuqi Ren: "Look at the blackboard. Why is the blackboard beautiful? Look at my face!"

Jiu Qiren: "Why can't it save the face, read the book!"

Jiu Qiren: "Why did I talk for a long time while reading the book, take notes quickly!"

"Hahaha!"

"It's so real!"

"That's right, that's what my school teacher did when I was young!"

"It was the same when I was studying in Liyue!"

"Mond has it too!"

"It happened when I was studying!"

"The real world."

Hisaki imitated the posture of the teacher with his hands on his hips.

Pointing to the person listening to the book in front of him: "Then, student, is your sleep a little too much? My two classes are almost over, and I haven't seen you open your eyes to look at me."

"Hahaha!"

"It's true, it's me!"

Pointing to the person listening to the book on the right: "Why is there a strange smell in your class, open the window quickly! Let the sun shine on the elm's head, don't be in a daze in class."

Pointing to the left: "You guys are so sleepy, how many sleeps are enough for you? Did you take the exam for the Department of General Affairs last night? Looks like you are exhausted!"

Jiu Qiren: "Other people's chairs are made of wood, but you are using it as a carriage? Others' mouths look good, but you are the best at speaking."

Jiu Qiren: "Align your desks, silly children will learn 1.6 and self-study!"

Jiu Qiren: "Delaying you for 2 minutes, let's talk about another question at the end."

"It hurts, it hurts too much, and I ended up talking for an extra hour!"

"Hahahaha, the upstairs is true."

Kuki Ren: "Where did we go in the last class? The progress is too far behind. Smart kids have started to take notes now."

Jiu Qiren: "I'll listen to each of you talk for 1 minute, and you won't have to go to class."

Jiu Qiren: "Using your chicken blood in the right way has already won the award."

Jiu Qiren: "Starting from Yujingtai, the whole Liyue is just listening to you."

"Hahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

Jiu Qiren: "Every time I come in, there is no sound, and I swim with the table."

Jiu Qiren: "Isn't this a basic question? This is another instant kill question. This question is not a new one! This question is not rigorous. Haven't we talked about this question before?"

Jiu Qiren: "You are playing Tai Chi with this question, other people's class relies on practice to do the questions, and you do the questions by guessing riddles?".

Chapter 555 The Salt Demon God's Salt Ruler and Salt Cup

Jiu Qiren: "I don't even bother to talk about you!"

Jiu Qiren: "How many times have I told you?"

Jiu Qiren: "I'll just say it once and not say more."

Kuki Shinobu: "I will tell you one last time."

Jiu Qiren: "Let me say something ugly."

Jiu Qiren: "I don't want to say something too harsh."

Kuki Ren: "We who are contradictory bodies are also investing, deep feelings."

Jiu Qiren bowed to the camera: "Finally, I would like to thank the teacher who taught us!"

Crash, clap, and applause.

"Well said!"

"As expected of Kuki Shinobi miso!"

"Very engaging."

"Is this how Liyue studies?"

"It's so real!"

"I recall being told by the teacher every day."

"I'm that very individual."

"Hahaha!"

"With 18 likes, Jiu Qiren passed the punishment"

After shaking hands with Tian Tiezui, Jiu Qiren was teleported back to Daozao.

The live broadcast continues.

Zhongli: "Please sign the contract with the two of you, 09. The content of the contract is: take the objects in order, one at a time. To show your sincerity, you can choose, and you don't need to put me in the sequence."

Ying: "I don't need it either."

Paimon: "Hey, hey, such a good opportunity, don't give up so quickly!"

Clement: "I don't agree! Does this mean that I want to share the harvest with this half-baked archaeologist? Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

Wan Yan: "I don't agree! Hmph! He will only spoil the cultural relics left by the Demon God of Salt! Me, I can't accept it either."