Randomly pick a stand-in every day

The moment the door was opened, the atmosphere fell into an awkward silence.Two related characters who "belong to the same set" face off, shocked by each other's presence.

The person who opened the nuclear bomb was found, and "Talora" came up with an old trough about it, and almost lost control of his expression management immediately:

grass!It turned out that you, the planter, blew up while playing!

Before that, Raleigh really never guessed that he would meet Yu Jie here.Although this person was the only one among all the players who didn't appear on the screen, and didn't take any actions that could be broadcast or notified, "common sense" seemed very suspicious...

But the above conclusion is a "generally speaking" "God's perspective".Regarding the matter involving Yu Jie, Raleigh forced out another set of "special criteria":

After all, this person can avoid the battle by "moving around and forcibly avoiding monsters" in a sao game of rubbish for gold.

When playing the domestic version of PVZ2, I repeatedly brushed through the disconnection bug to achieve "shipping every pump", and I cheated the official tens of thousands of diamonds to pull all the plants to full rank!

(PS: The above two are adapted from real people and real events, which is outrageous)

This kind of troublemaker, cunning person, and a powerful person who has made a living entered the dungeon. Maybe he still hasn't moved at all after everyone else has finished fighting?

A bomb without throwing a grenade or knocking down a door?Don't shun two sacks of stuff from the lab?

It is most unlikely that the person who did nothing really didn't move at all. His teammates fell down and were pulled up and there was no one else. Is this in the river?This is obviously not in the river!

So Raleigh came to a very reasonable judgment based on his experience - this person must have messed around with himself not long after the start, which is reasonable and reasonable!

After all, in this game, there is no notification from the audience when a player is down, only when the collectibles are on the street, there will be a broadcast...

As a result, he never expected that the experience talk would be inaccurate this time; someone Yu really lost the connection somewhere, and only came back at the end of the game to light a nuclear bomb.

MD, he is not really offline, is he?

In just a few seconds, he realized that this was another black hand from the "good brother", and Luo Li was so angry that he lit the growing grass, and almost blurted out:

"Yu (Jie what the hell are you doing)..."

However, the voice from his own throat made him suddenly realize something was wrong, and urgently held back the content behind; therefore, the person who spoke first became the side of the "inside guard":

"A...unexpected meeting. Hiss...the daughter of the Duke, who also participated in... hiss...huh..."

"...If you can't make up a line, don't act embarrassingly."

The voice of "Tarola" reveals some confidence in the coolness, and the tone is more peaceful, which fits the character shape very well. It is much better than the performance of "Inner Guard" who didn't think about the lines and forced his breath to fool him.

"Ugh! Ah, it's really not easy to act... Hey, we're all players just for fun. By the way, girl, your COS restoration speed is outrageous, talented player?"

Yu Jie gave up the failed line imitation, and silently regretted that his COC character card did not click "Performance", and then shifted his attention to the dragon-like characteristics of the girl in front of him:

Look, how shiny is this corner?The tail can still wag, it looks very real at first glance, amazing!

'Hastily!Look at Nima, it's labor and capital! '

A prairie opened up in Luo Li's heart, but he was so tense that he didn't dare to show this attitude directly - he never thought that the person who fired the nuclear bomb was Yu Jie, so he forgot to change the appearance!

This TM is wearing a small foreign dress, the pinched slender figure and the voice of Sister Ta who has no sense of disobedience... Damn it shows that he is "Raleigh" at this time?

With this image, he made troublemakers see that this was Raleigh?

What the hell is going on, go to hell!

If he is recognized by Yu Jie, the related photos will be posted to the entire board game store related group after the game, and everyone in the group will know it within a day, can this be tolerated?

'Hide!Must be tight!Never let him see who I am! '

Relying on the strong mental strength that is more than six times the basic value to tenaciously maintain good expression management, it is too late to change the appearance, Luo Li can only choose to pretend to the end:

No matter what happens next, Yu Jie must not realize that the white-haired girl in front of him is his good friend Luo Li!

"...Why did you launch the nuclear bomb?"

So, after tenaciously enduring all kinds of emotional fluctuations, Raleigh questioned without responding on the surface, and did not answer Yu Jie's words.

"Hey? If you want to say that, then I have a lot of reasons."

In this regard, Yu Jie didn't hesitate at all, as if he couldn't help turning the page, he began to complain about the situation on his side:

"Since I met that Chubby man, what kind of things have I met? I was chased and killed by two hot-eyed men dressed in women for a long time, and then the NPCs on both sides beat me, and it didn't stop for a while..."

It seems that he really didn't take the initiative to do the work this time, and the strong resentment in his speech seemed to indicate that he had no choice but was forced to make such a move.

And this is also the true portrayal of Yu Jie's heart in this game - thinking that when his teammates died in the wind and waves, he was so scared that he split up and moved away from Dr. Chubby. As a result, the two "magic girls" next to him also chased after him. The first one found his body and chased him, forcing him to put his "head" back on his "body" for a long time!

After that, it became even more outrageous. His "head bouncing" shape happened to be seen by the fox demon troops rushing down. Originally, a guard camp of Yu Jie and the fox demon were teammates, but did the camp stick to the top of his head? With such an exciting person, who would believe that he is a human being?

So the siege of the friendly army was staged again. Yu Jie was almost turned into cheese by the fox demon and the wonton bread, and he found his body with difficulty and retreated from the battlefield.

And during the process, the broadcast was endless, one was executed and the other was detained, and the beating became more and more fierce, but he was surrounded by his own NPCs and beat him, and he didn't have time to do anything!

"The broadcast rang over and over again. I counted and saw that there was nothing to call, but my side was still making useless ones. There was no income at all..."

It's just such a momentum that if you wait any longer, you will soon form a group. If he doesn't do anything else, wouldn't this situation become a pure tourist who didn't do anything useful?Can this be tolerated?

"So detonate the nuclear bomb! I don't know how many people are still alive in this building, but I guarantee that all the rest will die!"

"Crack!"

The bullets are loaded, and they have been ignored since the beginning. Yu Jie, who has been unlucky all the way and has no chance to show off, has entered a violent mode, even ignoring the favorability of such a big girl in front of him. He is determined to go to the end of the nuclear explosion. Max out!

"...that's enough."

A variety of complex emotions such as embarrassment, embarrassment, schadenfreude, and schadenfreude were tangled in Luo Li's heart. After finding out that someone really decided to flip the table because of poor game experience, he really didn't know what to say.

In short, let's beat this crazy thing from time to time first... And, it must not be recognized.

'What kind of difficult task is this?Terrible...'

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PS: Yu Jie’s prototype is stitched together with the deeds and characteristics of many old classmates or netizens of Qizi. The two mentioned in this chapter are all true, especially the pvz2 disconnected lottery. It's still available now, the top is outrageous ()

By the way, as a reminder, since the victory over the super zombie, all the plots in the rest of this volume come from the results of random votes by "An Ke" in the group, including the nuclear explosion and Yu Jie's return.

Well, friends who know Anke may understand what I mean by this sentence. For those who don’t understand, just remember that "it’s all decided by the dice" ()

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【Victory conditions】

"1. Defeat Bubble Sotos"

"2. End the battle within 9 minutes"

"3. Can't be seen through"

【Failure condition】

"1. Own HP returns to zero"

"2. Timeout"

"3. Real identity discovered"

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If it is written, this is probably the status quo.To win this round perfectly, Raleigh must meet all three of the above.

What kind of crisis contract is this?

The gap in hard power is already not small, and you have to seal a lot of useful skills yourself. How can you fight.

Although Yu Jie's performance in the last castle battle of the team was not eye-catching, he can't be regarded as the main force; but Luo Li is not the kind of person who doesn't have Uncle B in his heart. credit?It's not all driven by the invincible Platinum Star. Today, without the help of a strong stand-in, he will face this Bubble again...

"Crack."

The gun is already aimed, and Yu Jie's thinking is very simple, he just wants to make some money; seeing that this game is coming to an end, he hasn't made any record yet, so doing nothing and waiting until the end is naturally not in line with his temperament.

Maybe the damage caused by the nuclear bomb explosion can't be counted on his head, but based on the experience of playing so many rounds, he will definitely be able to get achievements and special rewards as a person with this nuclear bomb!

Therefore, he didn't show mercy at all because the opponent was a female player (?), according to his usual style, he shot first:

"boom!"

The gun was raised and then the gun rang, a concise attack without the slightest extra movement, and the devastating bullets flew towards Raleigh.

'really! '

Raleigh did not relax his vigilance at all, and released "Instant Stab" as quickly as possible to slide away from the previous position; he knew Yu Jie's combat strategy very well, this man rarely engages in spying and step-by-step, and he will definitely do it in the first round Use the strongest attack available in the current state!

So before Yu Jie raised his hand, he had already started to evade, and only then did he escape the unannounced attack in time.

The strange magic from the living fire was injected into the already destructive grenades. The seemingly light projectiles contained power far beyond imagination, and even the highest-standard walls of the nuclear explosion control room were blown out of shape.

And even if you successfully avoid

"Well!"

He didn't dare to consider taking a direct hit that could be called a one-hit kill, but he really didn't expect that just a little bit of explosion aftermath would be so violent.

Although he didn't suffer too much damage under the high-temperature protection effect of the dress; but the blood bar, which was not very healthy, has triggered the half-blood burning again, which is ingeniously matched with Tallulah's fire ability.

Said, as expected of an anti-armor weapon, its destructive power is terrifying...

'We can't let him keep firing! '

The moment this idea was formed, Raleigh kicked the ground with all his strength and rushed forward in a straight line, catching up with Yu Jie's shooting movement, jumped up slightly from a short distance, and kicked sideways at the "inside guard"'s gun-wielding hand. ——

"Den!"

Yu Jie raised his arm at an astonishing speed to block the kick, and even firmly grasped the kicked left calf, suppressing Raleigh who hadn't really turned into Drake;

Raleigh did not use [Quantum Two Kick] in this attack. Although the opponent does not know this skill, it seems meaningless to use the real injury to kick the body of a doll, so let's save one hand first, and then...

The leg was caught without affecting the hand, and Raleigh chopped off the huge Western sword with his hand, aiming at the head of the "inside guard".

"!"

Yu Jie reacted quickly. While pulling his head back, he controlled his arms and tried to throw "Talulah" out; this move was very successful. "Lula"'s tail rolled back suddenly, and it was shot down by the gun in Jie's hand——

Yes, don't forget that "Tarola" is really restored even with its horns and tail.This tail is shaped by a stand-in, and Raleigh can control its actions as normal as manipulating a stand-in!

"Crack~"

Several consecutive attacks did distract Yu Jie's attention to a certain extent, causing him to ignore the black dragon tail behind the opponent, and the gun was caught off guard, which finally temporarily solved the most threatening weapon on his body. .

"Hiss, is that true?"

Muttering something under his breath, Yu Jie's first reaction was not to pick up the gun.Although he is also a player with little combat experience at all, his reaction is quite quick. Since it is not impossible to fight without this gun, he doesn't need to sell such a big flaw to fish for it.