Randomly pick a stand-in every day

"You, you bastard... are you a stand-in messenger?!"

Seeing the golden fire rising from the chef with a bad face, Adan didn't realize until then that this person in front of him didn't seem to be an unrelated person at all?

"This is the last warning, guest, to get out of the kitchen. I don't want to take more drastic measures."

"Tomato... a multiple double that looks like a cherry tomato. You, a non-combat guy dares to challenge me, stop joking! "Lover"——! "

"Ah, hit, hit, da!"

In a blink of an eye, the lover who flew out was violently beaten by Little Tomato, and Adan flew upside down and fell to the ground.

"Goo!"

woohoo~

"Pearl Jam" has no fighting power at all, and is a purely functional stand-in, but after all, they at least have the physique and arms of a small tomato, facing a "lover" who is not as big as a mosquito...

Well, rounded up, it is close to the speed double A (spread hand)

"No, it's impossible! How can I not be able to beat a tomato!"

Unable to accept this, Adan struggled to get up, wanting to attack the main body with the jackknife in his pocket.In this regard, Tonio looked at him condescendingly, and said coldly:

"It's too late."

"!?"

Adan's expression changed suddenly, and he fell to the ground clutching his stomach.

"What...what's going on...my, stomach..."

"Have you forgotten, guest—you've already eaten my cooking."

Tonio, who seemed to have calmed down a bit, walked over expressionlessly, and looked at Adan who was unable to get up due to abdominal pain:

"Unforgivable... It is you guys who are unwilling to respect the dignity of others as chefs, and even try to threaten others with malicious intentions. Worse than guys who deliberately show pineapple pizza in front of Italians for fun. To keep you from desecrating my kitchen, I have to develop my double more deeply than I intended."

"Uh, ah..."

"Don't worry, it's just an ordinary intestinal spasm, it'll be back soon, and it won't be dangerous."

While speaking, Tonio seemed to have regained his usual etiquette and good mood, and returned to his smiling expression. He took out a mop from the sink in the corner and began to mop the ground, and by the way, directly brought Adan Dun to the double-door door of the kitchen:

"Okay, guest, although I know that the floor here is very comfortable, I will still catch a cold if I sleep directly on the floor, so go back to your seat and wait for your first main course. will deliver."

"Ka...ga..."

You guys, you guys remember me!

Even though there were seven hundred dissatisfaction in his heart, he was indeed no match for this cook, so Adan could only rush back to his seat in despair before Jotaro and others entered the door, stuffed his head into the newspaper and acted like a turtle.

"Can't see me... can't see me..."

What else could he do?Heart bitter, nowhere to say.

Why can you pick a high-level chef at random, but he can't beat him? Why~~~!

While he was full of anger here, Tonio came out of the back kitchen with a smile on his plate as if nothing had happened, and delivered it to the old emperor's table.

"I've been waiting for a long time, guest——"Appetizer Platter" prepared for you, please take it easy. "

As he said that, a mixed meal with rich colors and various patterns, which was obviously not so simple, was placed in front of Horhols. There were so many different kinds of food that he was a little overwhelmed for a while.

"Oh! This is...? Why is it so rich, how many things are there?"

The old emperor was greatly shocked. This posture does not match the "appetizer" in his impression. Is it really okay to serve such a heavy weight as an appetizer?

“This is a platter of fancy appetizers with a small variety. Because you give the impression that the guests are very curious, as if they want to try a certain dish on the menu. Moreover, you seem to be in a state of long-term anxiety and anxiety, which has accumulated a lot of fatigue and minor ailments. I hope that a rich enough appetizer can dispel these unpleasantness at once, I wonder if you are satisfied?"

Tonio smiled and said that he had accurately judged Horhols' physical condition and thoughts, which made the expression of the "Emperor" change subtly for a while, but he finally returned to a look of great interest:

"It's interesting, you. It's very good, then I'll try it!"

With that said, he picked up the knife and fork, and began to try everything in front of him in turn:

Lightly salted Parmesan, peppered Ciarno, leaner Sardinia, streaky bacon and cured lard, fresh marinated olives de-seeded, plain fresh mozzarella, served with Sprinkle with aromatic herbs and a touch of spicy red pepper flakes and mozzarella cheese marinated in olive oil.

A variety of complex flavors come in again and again, just like the waves hitting the reef when the tide is high. Although each time it is only a small impact, there is no delicious and screaming feeling like the two brothers just now. , but like the silent drizzle that moistens things, a variety of different experiences finally drowned out the remaining pebble in my heart...

Ah yes, Dior.

It's been so many years, no matter how much you say you don't care or not, the memories of working under Dio, the unreachable power gap, the horror of living with inhuman things... everything It's not something that can be left behind as if it never happened, and the scars called "fear" are clear.

Even for many years after that, he persisted in the eccentricity of carrying three watches with him, and was often plagued by nightmares at night, recalling the night when the assassination failed and Dio stood behind him talking...

But after all, it's been too long, hasn't it?

Time will bring many changes. No cowboy will always take risks in the wilderness, and the wandering ranger will always stop one day—unless they really insist on this road until the end of their lives, and fall on the wandering road. on the way.

It was miraculous, indeed miraculous, after eating the dishes on this platter, Holmes suddenly felt that those lingering residues, the last residue, seemed to quietly dissipate.

'Heh...fuck his dio, the old guy who has been dead for so many years, don't hang around anymore.Really, I am already 44 years old, the golden years are almost shrouded in the shadow of dio, and I probably won't live long, why should I care about this ghost of the past? '

Shrugging his shoulders, Hoerhaus picked up a small glass of cocktail that came with the meal and praised Tonio's cooking skills.

However, when he looked up, the chef was no longer around at some point, and Holmes looked around in the store, and unexpectedly found that Tonio ran to the door.

While he was enjoying the platter and ignoring other things around him, there seemed to be a third table of guests in this restaurant. Some of them seemed to know the chef, and they seemed to have a good chat.

However, the leader of the five people in the group really surprised Hoerhes, making it hard to imagine his own eyes.

"...Jotaro?"

He looked at the tall man in disbelief. Thirteen years had passed, and the years didn't seem to have left too many marks on that guy. He could still easily recognize that face and the hat with different colors and similar styles.

How could... see that person at this time?

What's the situation? Just as he wanted to say goodbye to the past, the shadow of the past immediately caught up with him—won't he let him go?Those damn years of domination.

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ps: Sad news, Pill of Steel, can't even beat Pearl Jam ()

"Anyway, it's a surprise to see you here, Jotaro-san. Please wait a moment, I'll prepare meals for you."

The sense of sight that the players feel is completely correct. In JOJO, it is mentioned that it is related to cooking, and basically only the unit that appeared in the fourth generation returns to the role of Tonio.

Although this one is close to Jotaro in the OP, the two of them have never had any intersections in the play—of course, they always know each other after all, at least they met a few times when everyone was in the same frame.

Knowing that he happened to be here, Ah Qiang naturally thought of coming to inform him that this place may be dangerous in the near future; at the same time, it is indeed the best choice to use Tonio's ability to rest and recover to the best level.

Both are healing abilities, but the difference between "Pearl Jam" and "Crazy Diamond" is quite large. One is for acute and the other is for chronic. But it is impossible to cure various minor ailments and sub-health states on people like those "little tomatoes".

From this point of view, "Pearl Jam" can be regarded as a very popular stand-in ability if it appears in reality. Raleigh remembers that in a voting event similar to "The stand-in you most want to get in reality", this one won the votes. Suppressing a lot of cool and cool abilities—after all, modern people are more or less uncomfortable.

"I'm a little bit looking forward to it. Speaking of it, I haven't eaten any Italian food yet. I have seen some interesting types, but it seems a bit difficult to make it myself. It is also considered to have the opportunity to taste the craftsmanship of a top-notch Italian chef. Unexpected harvest~”

Raleigh happily drank water while waiting for the food to be served.If there is any dissatisfaction, I can only say that it is rare to have the opportunity to eat Tonio's dishes, but there is no way to take this opportunity to improve your health...

After all, the person who will be present is a game character. "Raleigh" will definitely not have any physical health problems. It would be even better if the real Raleigh body can rub such a meal. Speaking of which, his shoulders and neck are also year-round Some are not very comfortable.

"..."

Hearing Raleigh's words, Mitu, who is usually in charge of catering in the board game shop, glanced at him and silently handed over a note:

"Don't expect me to make this for you offline, store manager. These are not my area of ​​expertise, and it is difficult to buy the right ingredients in China—more importantly, the operation is super troublesome. I refuse to add such recipes!"

"Um, I didn't ask you to do it either... Okay, your craftsmanship is also very strong, let's wait for the dishes to be served."

Lai Qixiao noticed their little interaction and couldn't help asking:

"Speaking of which, the two of you turned out to be offline...uh, did you know each other before?"

As a commonplace question, Jotaro followed him all the way, resulting in very few opportunities for players to communicate on the topic of "playing the show", and these basic situations were not mentioned.

"It's like this. Before... well, there were a few cooperations."

While speaking, Raleigh glanced around the store twice, and noticed a guy in the corner with his back to them, who was engrossed in eating.

"what happened?"

"It's nothing, I just found out that there are other diners here, so please keep your voice down when we communicate later."

"Well, you really shouldn't disturb others..."

……

Dan: "..."

Hearing the voice in his ear gradually decrease, Adan's face was covered with cold sweat, his body trembled unconsciously, as uncomfortable as a chair covered with needles.

For the time being, there is no problem, and it seems that it has not attracted attention, but, but what should I do to get out of here safely?Is there any way he can get out of here alive?

"Ah, this guest has kept you waiting, this is the first main course "Pork Cheek Risotto". "

Just as he was fidgeting, Tonio put the plate in front of him. The chef seemed to have forgotten the conflict just now, and he didn't show anything special to him, but such an unpredictable feeling made Adan even more nervous. Don't worry.

"This dish is made with..."

"Shh, shhh! Keep your voice down, don't introduce it!"

"Ok?"

Tonio suppressed his smile and looked at Adan expressionlessly.

"I... I want to add more dishes, anyway, let me stay here for a while! Please add a few more dishes for me, I can't end the meal too early now!"

Seeing the urgent look of the guy in front of him, Tonio nodded thoughtfully, as if he had noticed something, but in the end he did not refuse:

"In that case, okay. The chef has no reason to refuse the customer's order. Since you ask so, I will prepare you a higher-standard luxurious Italian banquet meal, but..."

Speaking of this, he approached Adan's ear with a serious face, and said not gently:

"Wasting food is very bad. No chef likes his hard work to be thrown away at will - so since the customer has ordered, remember to finish it well."

"I...I know."

"Well, it will be all right, so stay tuned."

After finishing speaking, Tonio pushed the dining car and walked towards the table where Raleigh and the others were, while greeting him warmly: