Siheyuan: It started with Yu Li's door-to-door work

Standing stiffly with a stick, he was dumbfounded, with a venomous look in his eyes from time to time.

Obviously, the sluggishness is fake, and this kid is holding back bad things in his heart.

Chapter 46

Yesterday I just said that I would go to Ran Qiuye's house to celebrate the new year, and the uncle came to the door early the next morning.

"Xiao He, I heard that you are going to your partner's house during the Chinese New Year, and you want to bring your sister there too?" The elder Yi Zhonghai put on a straight face and blocked He Yudong at the door of the house, followed by the second elder Liu Haizhong and the third master Yan Bugui.

"Yes, what's the problem." He Yudong looked back calmly without any guilt.

It would be fine if his parents were there, but for this New Year's Eve, no matter how many dishes he cooks, he and He Yushui won't be able to have a good time.

And after all, he came from a later life. In the new century and the new era, it is commonplace to travel for the New Year and go to restaurants for New Year's Eve dinner.

Therefore, He Yudong didn't have any resistance in his heart about going to the father-in-law's house in Mount Tai in the future to have a lively New Year's Eve dinner.

On the one hand, there are many people and lively, and there is a taste of the year, on the other hand, in order to marry a wife, a man is more enthusiastic about his father-in-law, so it is not ashamed.

What's more, Ran's parents were high-level intellectuals worthy of admiration. When they were young, they went abroad to study and returned to serve the motherland.

They will be persecuted in the future, but He Yudong believes that they will be like his daughter, will not be discounted, will not give up, and will continue to stick to their posts until the day when the clouds bloom and the moon shines.

It is precisely because there are many such people that the country can come out of the most difficult years.

He Yudong was full of respect for them.

Wouldn't it be more enjoyable to have a New Year's Eve dinner with such a family than watching these beasts in a courtyard? !

"Xiao He, I have to talk about you now."

The second uncle Liu Haizhong also came to join in the fun, "Since ancient times, which of the New Year's Eve dinners has not been eaten at home? Only married women eat New Year's Eve dinner at their husband's house. How can this young man who is not yet married go to someone else's house for New Year's Eve dinner?" Dinner? What does it look like!"

"Yes, yes, if you don't want to go to Jia's family to celebrate the new year, you can come to my house. You are very welcome in our family."

The third master Yan Bugui quickly said that he was still thinking of plotting against He Yudong!

If He Yudong eats New Year's Eve dinner at his house together, can't bring fish and meat?Don't you leave all the leftovers at his house?

This old thing with good calculations!

However, Yan Bugui's calculation is the most obvious and harmless.

Yi Zhonghai wanted to keep him, but he hadn't given up on wooing him and treating him as one of his retirement options.

Yan Bugui was very shrewd, he only picked a head, let the other two uncles fire, and then he played by ear.

Liu Haizhong wanted him to stay because He Yudong's behavior made Liu Haizhong feel that he refused to accept the management of this compound, and Liu Haizhong wanted to suppress him!

Moreover, He Yudong is already considered the thorn in the courtyard, if he can be subdued, Liu Haizhong's status in the courtyard will be further improved.

None of them are good things!

He Yudong raised his eyes, all his eyes were shining, and he first fired at the bangs who wanted to subdue him.

"Second uncle, I don't understand these words. What is "since ancient times"? What has been said since ancient times is right? Then it was still a feudal society before! We changed to Xintiandi in the late 40s, isn't it something that has never happened since ancient times? ? Could it be that you think it is wrong?"

He Yudong started off with words of condemnation.

""It's only reasonable for a married woman to have New Year's Eve dinner at her in-law's house. How can this unmarried young man go to someone's house to have New Year's Eve dinner?" You said that, right?"

"I will make it clear today that these are old feudal customs and traditional dross, and they should be overthrown! Nothing has been right since ancient times! Our country has changed its old appearance and made a new world! This is all It has never existed since ancient times!"

"Second uncle, what are you talking about "since ancient times" here? Are you dissatisfied with the rule and want to restore it!"

He Yudong clanged powerfully, and a big hat was put on.

Liu Haizhong's face turned pale with fright.

Do you dare to admit it?

Whoever recognizes them will be dragged by the Public Security Bureau to shoot targets!

"No, no, no, I didn't mean that. I made a slip of the tongue. The will of the higher-ups is as firm as a rock. I will support it to the death."

Liu Haizhong quickly apologized, "What, I still have something to do at home, I, I, I, I, I will withdraw first, I will withdraw first."

Looking at his back, there is a sense of embarrassment and fleeing.

The other two uncles also had a "click" in their hearts, knowing that their plan might not come true.

This He Yudong is really amazing!

Yi Zhonghai's thoughts changed, he knew that it would not work to overwhelm others with force, and he was ready to move others with emotion.

"Yudong, look, you grew up under the watchful eyes of the elders and ladies in the big courtyard. Everyone bowed their heads and didn't look up to see each other. You are as close as a family. Oh, by the way, there is also your brother Shazhu, even though the family is separated. , the blood relationship is unbroken."

"It's Chinese New Year. It's a time for the whole family to be happy and reunite. Everyone feels bad when you're not here."

"If you really don't get along with Jia's family, then take the rainwater and go to your third grandfather's house. It will be lively and lively, and celebrate the New Year in our courtyard, and don't go to other people's houses."

Yan Bugui quickly agreed.

"Ah, yes, yes, our family welcomes you very much. You are welcome to come to our house to celebrate the New Year! I also watched you from childhood to adulthood. In my heart, you are no different from my own kid!"

He Yudong smiled, and also slowed down his voice, using hard to hard, soft to soft.

"Second masters, I will also tell you the truth."

"I don't care if my silly brother finds a wife or not, but I think my wife and children will be hot on the bed.".

"I'm already 25, it's not easy to procrastinate."

"As for my partner, the third master also knows him. It's Teacher Ran Qiu Yeran from elementary school, or was it introduced by you?"

"Teacher Ren Ran is beautiful, younger than me, has a job, has both parents, and is the only daughter in the family. She is the sweetheart of her parents."

"If you want someone to promise such an excellent darling to me earlier and let me take it away, can't I show some sincerity?"

"Half of a son-in-law, my parents are almost gone, hey, I'm so fragile, I treat my father-in-law and mother-in-law as my own parents to honor."

"I'm not the half, I'm one. Is it a big deal for my son to go to his parents' house for a New Year's Eve dinner?"

"My filial piety is in place, and my father-in-law and mother-in-law are relieved, so that I can live a comfortable life flying together."

"The neighbors in the big courtyard, since they say they treat me like a family member, how many of you have to support me when it comes to my family finding a partner?"

The first and third masters looked at each other in blank dismay.

Now that we've talked about this, the two of them know that this kid is Zhang Fei eating the weights - they are determined.

Both of their plans will come to nothing.

Grandpa Yi Zhonghai is indeed a grandpa, he sees the opportunity quickly, and when he saw this situation, he said kindly, "Okay, since that's the case, we won't stop you. Remember to come back early, the neighbors in the compound are thinking of you. "

He Yudong smiled on his face, but sneered in his heart.

miss me?Think about eating my flesh and my blood!

Count me?Ha - you are dreaming!

Chapter 47 Draw five circles

At night, He Yudong thought about it, and felt that these people were too idle.

Too much free time to plot against him and make trouble for him.

If they were all too busy to take care of themselves, they wouldn't have time to tell him what to do.

So, He Yudong took out the cursing ink that was only used once, dipped it with a pen, and drew five circles in a row.

Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong, Yan Bugui, Silly Zhu, and Bang Geng.

One per person, just right.

The five circles partially overlap to form a chain.

A strange gleam appeared, and the curse took effect.

That being the case, He Yudong stopped thinking about these things, washed up and went to sleep.

Unexpectedly, the curse would take effect the next day, and it was not a normal effect.

The dry toilet in the alley exploded.

It was fried by a stick.

The three uncles, including Shazhu and Banggen, all fell into the cesspit, and they are still in the "dung bucket".

The courtyard was also "exploded", and the sky was boiling. Some rescued people with long-haired bamboo boards, some took buckets of water to give people a simple rinse, and some frowned and cursed. It was very lively.

He Yudong got up leisurely, picked up the piece of paper with circles drawn on it.

It turns out that the hook is connected with the painting, and the curse works in conjunction.

With the window closed, He Yudong bought some ready-made bread from the system for breakfast, and then He Yudong opened the door, and the smell of "old wine" came over his face.How long has it been since this cesspit was dug out? !

Fortunately, He Yudong had the foresight to finish his breakfast behind closed doors, otherwise what would he eat if he smelled it?

He Yudong didn't want to watch this kind of disgusting excitement, so he listened to the people in the courtyard discussing and sorted out what happened.

This kid, Banggen, really learned some skills in the juvenile management office.

He resented all the people in the courtyard, and felt that the reason he went to the juvenile prison to suffer was because everyone was persecuting him.

So, Banggen got several firecrackers from nowhere, put the gunpowder together, and made a "big firecracker", ready to be thrown into the cesspit, splashing the filth of the people who went to the toilet.No matter who is in the courtyard, it is his revenge.

You know, the current dry toilets are all covered with a layer of wooden boards on the cesspit, leaving a gap in the middle for the reincarnation of grains.

It's only this inch, and the cesspit hasn't been dug out for a long time, and it fermented, producing a lot of methane, which was deposited in it.

Inspired by the fire of this cannonball—boom!It exploded.

What's more, the wooden board has been so smoked for a long time, and it is already a bit rotten, and it was smashed again, and it fell apart, and the whole thing collapsed.

Coincidentally, the three uncles and Silly Zhu were going to the bathroom inside, and Bang Giao simply didn't expect such a big commotion, and he didn't have time to escape.

That's it, it's all submerged.

This cesspit is very deep!

Five people swam desperately in the viscous liquid for fear of sinking.That's true, there are yellow, yellow and white things all over the head and face, and it's disgusting even if it doesn't stink.

No wonder someone went to save people with moso bamboo poles.