Fox Fairy Little Matchmaker: I’m in Tushan, where I’m cultivating both chefs and immortals

Guyi sat down with a few drinking buddies for a while, and a man wearing cat ears, wearing a black and white outfit, with a butterfly-like thing tied on his back, and a black coat on his slender legs walked up to him. The thing made the old-fashioned drinking buddies squirt nosebleeds and drool, and only after asking did they know what it was called Lao Shizi's lace... lace maid outfit.

"Can you be a little promising, can you give us Beishan some face when you are away from home, our Beishan's face will be lost by you."

Although the cat demon in front of him was wearing such a maid outfit that made Guyi's eyes shine, but it was only a shine.Since he signed a reincarnation relationship with a human woman hundreds of years ago, he has not "dare" to be interested in other women.

"Several handsome guys, what do you want?"

Miaoying handed over a menu, blinked playfully, and said in a whiny voice.

If the clip sound has a level, then Miaoying's is definitely the top match in the clip sound-tweezers sound.

The sound of the tweezers immediately made the black bear spirit's bones brittle, and there was an extra bone on his body.

"You...you'll be fine if you look at it, just go with your store's specialties, bring more drinks, we're not short of money, my old bear just sold a few cassocks yesterday."

"Okay, no problem. The various dishes in this restaurant will definitely satisfy you. They are all tastes that you have never tasted. If you eat it once, you will never forget it."

Miaoying took the big bag of silver with a smile, showing a proud expression. She trusted the boss's craftsmanship very much.

Not long after, Guyi sniffed, his expression slightly intoxicated.

"Now I believe what you said, this smells delicious."

"I regret coming here a little bit. What if I can't eat other meals after eating this? If I come every day, sooner or later, I will eat up my small treasury that has been saved for hundreds of years. I still want to give my unreincarnated His wife bought some property."

As the dishes were brought to the dining table, the Beishan monsters except Guyi began to cook crazily. After taking a sip of Fenjiu, he immediately went to the head, and his mind was full of the word dry rice.

In order to do this meal, Guyi's IQ has directly reached a height that has not been reached in thousands of years, his brain is running wildly, and finally Guyi raised his glasses like Conan, and smiled evilly.

Seeing that Guyi raised his hand and displayed a low-profile version of his future famous stunt, the white aurora - the flash shock bomb, the black bear spirit and the monsters were immediately blinded. Taking advantage of this gap, Guyi directly transformed into the abyss Eating wildly with huge mouthfuls, the food on the table was reduced by about one-third in an instant.

"Wori, you are a real dog if you engage in sneak attacks and don't talk about martial arts ethics."

"Wo Cao, Gu Yi. Why didn't I realize that your magic white aurora is used for cooking? It's really fast."

Guyi, who was full, held a glass of Fenjiu, leaned on the chair leisurely, took a couple of sips from time to time, and just watched them grab the rest of the meal.

"Hehehe, if you have something to eat, eat it quickly, otherwise you won't have to eat it. Look at the old bear, he is a scheming bear. When you scolded me, he had already eaten several mouthfuls."

"Look quickly, the man who just walked out of the kitchen is the owner of this restaurant."

"This boss is really young. Many employees in this restaurant are monsters. Do you think I can apply for the job? I also want to eat for free."

Upon hearing the words, Guyi immediately looked up, pondered for a while, and asked the surrounding monsters.

"I think you can try it, just in case you succeed."

"Yes, yes. Maybe you can run errands and deliver things to people by running so fast."

Hearing what the good brothers said, Gu Yi also made up his mind, so he stood up and walked in the direction of Zhao Yi. There was no way, the food for free was more delicious than spending money.

"Boss, are you still short of people? I'm here to apply."

Zhao Yi was sitting at the front desk looking at the little potato he just got yesterday. Just as he was thinking about how long it would take for this potato to become a five poisonous beast, Zhao Yi noticed that his eyes suddenly darkened. The original meaning of the sunglasses, at first glance, Zhao Yi thought he was a gangster gangster.

"Application? Okay, what are your specialties? How is your cultivation?"

In the battle a few days ago, Zhao Yi deeply understood the truth that two fists are hard to beat four hands. When he has money, he must buy a bunch of secret medicine pills from Gou Pixiu so that the entire staff of Huahua Restaurant can practice, but now If there is a demon with decent cultivation who wants to be his employee, he will be happy to accept it.

"I run very fast, and I can deliver things for you, boss. As for my cultivation, I am now a half-step demon king."

"You can give me the same treatment as those employees. I am the same as them."

When Zhao Yi heard this, his eyes immediately lit up. Not to mention that his cultivation is quite good, he needs less, and he can run fast and can be used as a mount. Maybe someone will give it to him in the future.

One person and one dog hit it off, so Yi immediately joined the job.Both of them laughed, and both felt that they had taken advantage of it.

"From now on, you and Luo Bai will live in the same room. It just so happens that you two are both white-haired, so you are quite destined."

"Okay, boss, I can live anywhere".

The meaning of successful entry returned to the previous seat to say goodbye to a few good friends (filling cups).

"I didn't expect you boy to be really successful, and you will eat it in the future."

"Yes, yes, you must treat the brothers when they come in the future."

The eyes of all the monsters were full of envy, but it would be impossible for them to exchange part-time jobs. They would not be able to work part-time jobs in this life.

Chapter 42 Betting on dogs is not worthy of mercy

It was about two quarters of the clock in the evening (09:30), and the last guest in the hotel was sent away. After tidying up, Zhao Yi returned to his boss' office with Little Potatoes in his hand.

"Let me go, do you think the boss has a potato fetish? I heard that the boss fell in love with a man who looked like a potato a few days ago. Today, the boss has been staring at this little potato."

Cuiyu Xiaotan asked the crowd, with a blazing fire of gossip shining in his eyes.

"No way, who would like to hurt their enemies, anyway, I don't believe it."

"Don't you believe it, the last time I read the boss's book, what was written about the Comrade Syndrome refers to this kind of person."

"Hiss~, Xiaotan, do you have a solution?"

"Hehe, of course there is. There was a homosexual monster who came to our leech family to seek medical treatment. My aunt invented a medicine that can improve this condition through drug treatment."

Cuiyu Xiaotan took out a bottle of red potion from his pocket and said proudly.

"We all understand the truth, but why do you carry this thing with you?"

Everyone looked at Cuiyu Xiaotan gradually with frightened eyes, especially Bai Rou who was in the same room with her had already started to cover her chest.

"It's not because of the boss. Last time he told me that he had a friend who was gay and had a crush on her sister. He asked me if there was any solution. I begged for this bottle of medicine from my aunt."

"It's just that I didn't expect the boss to make a friend out of nothing, and that friend was himself. After a while, they and I called the boss out, so you were quick and you mixed the medicine into the boss's water glass."

"No problem, leave it to me."

What happened downstairs, Zhao Yi is naturally unaware, because at the moment he is fighting with the dog Paixiu.

"Dog Pixiu, come out, these five poisonous beasts are always in the form of potatoes, today a customer ordered hot and sour potato shreds, I almost got it wrong and fried it."

"Hey, don't worry, it will take about ten days for it to become active. The current potato shape is like its egg, and it needs to absorb the aura of heaven and earth."

Xiao Pixiu stretched out his hand and said helplessly.

"By the way, should the host try the new function? I have launched a new lottery function. From artifacts to shit, it really has everything that one expects to find. It all depends on the luck of the host."

"Wori, you really tricked me into cheating money. Do you know that persuading people to gamble is like killing their parents."

"It's not expensive, 10 taels of silver to draw once, there are all kinds of weird things, I will definitely not take time off."

"Give it a go, a bicycle becomes a motorcycle, boy~".

When Zhao Yi saw this lottery draw, he remembered that there was a roommate in his dormitory who liked to open boxes for playing CS. The roommate naturally never went out once.

However, it only costs 10 taels of silver for one draw, which is really not expensive. Zhao Yi directly took out 50 taels of silver to test the waters, wondering whether Kangkang himself is African or European.

Little Pixiu was also quite quick, fearing that Zhao Yi would go back on his word, he swallowed the money, and immediately got a display screen for Zhao Yi to smoke.

"Let's do a single draw first, after all, a single draw will produce a miracle."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting X10 packs of heart-to-heart tissues."

"Grass (a plant), come again"!

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting the TV instruction manual X1."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the Ba La La Xiao Mo Xian Mo Xian stick X1."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the body doll X1."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting the sex change potion X1."

Zhao Yi looked at the five things he had smoked and fell into deep contemplation, what are they all about.

"No, dog Paixiu, what are these magic fairy wands, immobilization dolls, and gender-changing potions?"

"It's a literal thing. The magic fairy stick can turn the user into a little magic fairy, and automatically understand all the spells during the period, but it only takes half an hour to use, and there is only one chance to use it."

"The fixed doll is to write the birth date of the person you want to immobilize, and that person will immediately appear in front of you and be immobilized for an hour. This item ignores the opponent's cultivation level."

"Gender-changing potion needs to be taken with water, and it can turn a man into a woman, and a woman into a man, and the effect is one day."

Just when Zhao Yi was looking at the things on the table with great interest, there was a knock on the door.

"The boss is coming out, Lang Bei and Wei Jian are fighting below."

Bai Rou shouted anxiously outside the door.

"Come on, come on, why is this good guy still fighting, standing on guard for a whole day, the firepower is still so strong, and he is looking for trouble for me."

Zhao Yi didn't notice that as soon as he went out, a white figure flashed into his office behind him.

It is said that Guyi ran too fast and flew into Zhao Yi's office like a bolt of lightning. He didn't brake for a while, and fell directly on Zhao Yi's desk, and the medicine bottle in his hand was also on Zhao Yi's desk. The medicine bottles on the table were mixed together, so Yiyi was afraid that Zhao Yi's work would be over, so he took a bottle and mixed some water and poured it into Zhao Yi's cup, then slipped downstairs quietly, pretending to be a gangster. look up.

Zhao Yi was lecturing to the two people who were tied to the chair at the moment.

"Why are you two fighting"?

"Boss, you don't know. Lang Bei and I counted the stars on the bed when we couldn't sleep at night. When we counted to more than 1000, I fell asleep and didn't call him back. This kid slapped me directly and said that I counted the stars." , I was in a hurry and fought him directly."

"Boss, you have to make the decision for me. This boy Lang Bei can't sleep by himself and won't let others sleep. His conscience is greatly broken."

Wei Jian was full of snot and tears at the moment, holding Zhao Yi's thigh and refusing to let go, the monsters next to him all called Wei Jian in his heart that this old boy is not easy.

Zhao Yi immediately made a decision to punish Lang Bei severely, but Zhao Yi turned around and went upstairs with a bottle of red potion and walked down. When everyone saw the bottle of medicine, their faces turned green, especially Lang Bei's face turned green. are all purple.

"Boss, I'm not guilty of this, why don't you reward Wei Jian with something alone."

"It's okay, I'll give him things too, and you have to have them for punishment."

Zhao Yi showed a deathly smile, handed Wei Jian the magic fairy wand he had just drawn and taught him how to use it, and then poured the bottle of medicine into Lang Bei's mouth with lightning speed, and finished After all this, Zhao Yi clapped his hands and went upstairs, for fear that Lang Bei would turn into a woman and hurt his eyes.

"I...I am grass, Xiao Tan, what will happen to you who are not sick after taking this medicine"?

"Well, I don't know, but it should be fine."

Cuiyu Xiaotan finished speaking with little confidence, jumped up and patted Lang Bei's shoulder with an old-fashioned look, gave Lang Bei a little encouragement, and then went back to her room.

The rest of the monsters also showed a kind of pitiful look, and after a few glances, they all left one after another. Wei Jian also laughed at this and helped Lang Bei, who had been severely injured, back to their room.

Chapter 43 Noisy?where is the beauty

It is said that the medicine that Guyi poured into Zhao Yi's cup is worthy of being produced by the system. Although it is red before it is mixed with water, it is really colorless and tasteless after mixing with water, just like ordinary water. Conan is here. Can't find it.