Fox Fairy Little Matchmaker: I’m in Tushan, where I’m cultivating both chefs and immortals

"That's not important. What's important is that people are good at wisdom but not good at strength, and monsters are good at strength but not good at wisdom. From today on, the monsters from our Huahua Restaurant will go to develop my intelligence. Lang Bei, you and Wei Jian will go to train my body." ".

"Then how to develop intelligence?"

Cuiyu Xiaotan stretched out her right hand high and asked Zhao Yi.

"Good question! Just rely on this thing!"

Zhao Yi took out a few boxes of Three Kingdoms Killing from behind, and each card of the Three Kingdoms Killing that has been modified by the system contains sufficient aura. During the process of playing Three Kingdoms Killing, these auras can stimulate the user's brain to achieve the goal of developing his brain. effect.

"Boss, how do Wei Jian and I train our bodies?"

Lang Bei also raised his right hand in great doubt, and asked Zhao Yi with a foul mouth.

"Just rely on these few books!"

Zhao Yi took a step back calmly, and took out three books, which were respectively written in Colorful Sunshine, Dancing Youth, and Pole Dancing Encyclopedia.

Then Zhao Yi spent two quarters of an hour teaching them all the ways of playing the Three Kingdoms Kill and gymnastics, so a few monsters got together to play the Three Kingdoms Kill, Lang Bei and Wei Jian started on the sidelines "Breast expansion exercise".

"Wow! Xiaotan, why are you staring at me, my lord? This is all right, let me beat my loyal minister to death and see how you play?"

Miao Qing threw the cards away and stared at Cuiyu Xiaotan with a resentful expression.

"Ah? It turned out to be based on this card to divide the camp! I think Miao Qing, you are Wu and I am Shu, so I played you."

Cuiyu Xiaotan's face was full of innocence, I have to say that her luck was really bad, and she killed the only loyal minister on the field.

"Wow Kaka, I have seventeen cards, who can beat me? If anyone can beat me, I will eat this table on the spot!"

Gu Yi looked at the ten killing cards, six flash cards, and a Zhuge Liannu in his hand, his limbs were trembling and his mouth exploded on the card table just after eating the stinky tofu, causing everyone to cover their noses, Disgusted face.

Then, the lightning exploded at Guyi, and Guyi, who was still laughing wildly just now, hugged the table and started to chew while crying.

"This Guyi smells too much, let's fork him out and replace him with nothing."

Bai Rou put the cards on the table and pinched her nose with one hand, while the other turned back into wings to fan the wind vigorously.

A few monsters played more and more on the table, and they played more and more with their hearts. They played one after another, and they were masters. This is the square card that the lord looked at, and it directly gave everyone present a happy feeling. .

"My dear friends, why don't you say a word?"

Guyi looked at the people on the table with a sullen expression on his face. Everyone looked at Guyi, who kept filling his cups with the stinky mouth, and almost developed into a real PK.

"The minister is a general, not good at words."

"The minister is a civil servant and must not utter obscene language."

"A concubine is a harem and must not interfere in politics."

The two sisters, Bai Rou and Miao Qing, who had improved their eloquence, answered quickly, leaving only Tu Shan Luo Bai and Cui Yu Xiao Tan in a daze.

"The minister...the minister is a foreign relative, how dare he discuss the government affairs indiscriminately."

Cuiyu Xiaotan held back for a long time, her face turned red, and she finally said a word.

"The minister is a scholar, ignorant of world affairs."

Tu Shanluobai, who has always been known for his aloofness, was brought up by this group of tumors and said something coquettish. Zhao Yi was afraid that this simple Tu Shanluobai would be gone forever in a while.

"I'm stupid, Wei Jian. The two sets of gymnastics given by the boss are really good. I really feel that my body is different, and I seem to be harder."

Lang Bei stared straight at Wei Jian, who was dancing on the pole, very enchanting, and said after wiping his saliva.

"This group of pole dancing cows, I feel better than those two combined. I vaguely feel that this is a set of stick techniques. Lang Bei, come and dance together."

Wei Jian danced hotter and hotter, and finally took off his clothes and put on his underpants and danced there.

Playing cards frantically here, Lang Bei and Wei Jian over there started to play pole dancing after two sets of radio gymnastics for elementary and middle school students. After setting up a stick in the room, the two began to "scratch their heads and pose" there. Everyone watched I almost spit out what I just ate.

"Go and rest if you play again, you have to go to work tomorrow."

After Zhao Yi yawned, he went upstairs, ready to take a nap. Anyway, doing tasks would give him a cultivation base, and he could spend money to buy his cultivation base, so he might as well go to sleep. This life lies in being bad.

"Got it, boss, I'll go to bed as soon as I win."

Cuiyu Xiaotan didn't raise her head and said, she has already lost several times, even the tumor of Guyi can win one, she naturally couldn't swallow this breath.

"Boss, go to bed first! Wei Jian and I dance more energetically. This pole dance is really a magic trick. Both of us feel that our physical fitness is improving rapidly. Tomorrow, I will go to a bastard to have a touch."

Lang Bei was also a burly man (Wei Jian) ​​and shouted there, tomorrow he and Wei Jian planned to set up two sticks at the entrance of the restaurant, and when they were at work, they would dance pole dances at the entrance of the restaurant, one on the left and one on the right, standing guard while standing guard. Why not do it while exercising your physique?In case some customers are attracted, the boss must give them a big reward.

Chapter 69 The Florist "University for the Elderly"

"The world is going downhill, morality is degrading, those two people at the door of this Huajia restaurant actually did such a shameful thing in broad daylight!"

"Get out! Old man! You don't like to watch, I like to watch, but I think these two little brothers are in good shape, they look quite strong, and they dance with a special flavor, I like it very much."

"Although my old man is over 70 years old and his eyes are a little dim, I can still tell that you are a man."

"What's wrong with the man? Can't the man pursue true love!? Old stubborn!"

Early in the morning, a group of people gathered around the entrance of the restaurant to watch Lang Bei and Wei Jian dance the pole dance there. The two danced all night, and the more they danced, the more proficient they became, the more intoxicated they became, as if this pole dance was for The two of them are tailor-made.

Usually, if the restaurant was open, all the customers outside would flock in, but today no one came in. Those who liked to watch and didn't like to watch were all crowded at the door, some yelled, and some glanced secretly.

"I'm stupid, just look at it and don't touch my ass."

"That's right, there are those who say that we are enchanting and charming. If you don't like to see you, you come into the house. What are you doing throwing rotten eggs? Huh? Not to mention that the smell is really delicious."

Lang Bei and Wei Jian were surrounded by the crowd, and they almost lost their bodies. Every now and then, salty pig hands touched their bodies, and their buttocks, backs, and thighs all suffered.

"Huh? Why do I feel that the dance between the two of them contains some Dao rhyme that I can't tell?"

An old colorist looked at it and found something was wrong, and even ran to a peach tree that Zhao Yi had just planted a while ago to practice.

"I am stupid, brothers! This horse dancer has a miraculous effect! I feel that the lumbar disc that has troubled me for many years has improved a lot, and my physique seems to have improved."

Hearing the words of this old pervert, all the people and demons present laughed, thinking that the man's brain was as big as a toothpick, which was a little abnormal, but a small number of people and demons ran to the peach tree to give it a try.

"Wo Cao, come here, old horse, old cow! I really feel that my physique has improved a little bit!"

A Daoyang Jing said loudly to two good friends, the monster itself is very strong, and after dancing a pole dance, it turned out to be a little stronger, which directly made the Daoyang Jing ecstatic.

"Old Wangtou, come quickly, this "dancing skill" has the greatest effect on us humans, I feel that I am no longer the me I was just now!"

A 60-year-old man danced the peach tree version of the pole dance vigorously on a peach tree, and shouted at the 70-year-old man who thought this dance was offensive at the beginning.

Then I saw in the peach grove at the entrance of Huahuajia Restaurant, a man (demon) held a peach tree, Lang Bei and Wei Jian were dancing there like a leader, they took a step, and the people on the peach tree The demon and the demon just took a step together, the scene was quite shocking, no one entered the restaurant, instead, all the people and the demon were posing on the peach tree and showing off coquettishly.

After the pole dance, the two of them danced to youth and colorful sunshine. The group of people and demons behind the two of them did chest expansion, stretching and kicking all over again. The primary and middle school students broadcast gymnastics directly It became radio gymnastics for middle-aged and elderly people.

"Excellent! After these few sets, I feel that I can show off five more bowls of rice in a while!"

"It's not just cool, old man, I feel like my lost youth is back after this trip! I'll find a wife in a while!"

The 70-year-old old king is like a new man after finishing his gymnastics. He threatens to be a groom every day and a bride every night, as if he was not the one who just yelled at him. Must lead the charge as a Zaun madman.

"Boss~, it seems that there are no guests today, why don't we kill two more games, and I will definitely win the next one."

Cuiyu Xiaotan said with dark circles under her eyes, she didn't win a hand last night, if Zhao Yi hadn't stopped her, she could have played from [-]pm to [-]pm.

Hearing Cuiyu Xiaotan's proposal, the rest of the monsters with dark circles raised their heads and looked at Zhao Yi eagerly. They, who are addicted to cards, were all focused on killing the Three Kingdoms, and they didn't even think about working.

It has to be said that this thing is indeed to develop intelligence, once they become addicted to cards, they have to fight with Zhao Yi for wit and courage, and their IQ is really increasing day by day.

"No! It's working time now, don't even think about it."

Zhao Yi stuck his head at the kitchen window. When he came downstairs in the morning, he saw the group of employees with dark circles under their eyes. Those who didn’t know it thought they had put on smoky makeup collectively. , Looking at the empty tables and chairs, there is no "God" today.

Zhao Yi has already begun to wonder whether his cooking skills have declined, or the requirements of those customers have become higher.

"Since no one is there, I'll call Lang Bei and Wei Jian in, it's lonely standing outside."

After Zhao Yi sighed, he walked towards the gate, ready to call back the two people who were still standing guard outside the gate.

"Lang Bei, Wei Jian, you... what are you doing!"

As soon as the door was pushed, Zhao Yi was stunned by the scene outside the door. He was still thinking about why his flower planting restaurant suddenly turned into a flower planting university for the elderly. Has it become a gathering place for square dancing?

"That's the peach tree I just planted a while ago! Come down for me! Be careful Honghong will clean up you!"

Zhao Yi roared with a dark face, and the people and monsters on the tree who were posing and posing saw that Boss Zhao was coming, and all ran down in one go.

"You dance, I have no objection, but you don't jump on my peach tree. If I find someone jumping on the tree, don't blame me for blacklisting him."

"Don't worry, the boss, we will never jump on the tree again."

"That's right, we won't dare next time, we will bring our own tools next time."

A group of people and demons all surrounded Zhao Yi, and ran to the restaurant surrounded by him. It was time to eat something to replenish his body after being tired for so long.

"Huh? Why does this dog, Guyi, have dark circles under his eyes, and he isn't wearing sunglasses?"

"Those two waiters also have dark circles on their faces, why are the employees of Zhonghuajia Restaurant all having dark circles on their faces today?".

"I know! There is only one truth, and that is that they had a silver party last night!"

Chapter 70 "Gathering a Crowd to Fight"

"Report! Miss, when many monsters and humans go to plant flowers... they all carry an iron rod, and the subordinates suspect that they are going to gather a crowd to fight."

A Yinyue guard knelt on one knee, holding his fists and said to Tu Shan Honghong in a deep voice.

Tu Shanhonghong sent a lot of Yinyue guards around Zhonghua Peak. Once Zhao Yi was in any danger, they would notify her immediately. Tonight, the group of Yinyue guards found people running towards Zhonghua Peak and Yaodu was carrying an iron rod, and they were so scared that they immediately sent the fastest Yinyue guard to notify Tu Shanhonghong.

"Gather a crowd to fight? If they dare to make fools, don't blame me, Tu Shanhong, for turning my face!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Tu Shanhonghong was about to fly in the direction of Zhonghua Peak.

"Sister, wait for me, I want to see who dares to bully the little boy!"

"I'll go too, Brother Yi is in trouble, how can Rong Rong hide behind."

Tu Shan Yaya and Tu Shan Rongrong also followed Tu Shan Honghong without even thinking about it. After getting along these days, they also treated Zhao Yi as their family.

"What... what is this doing! What are these people and demons dancing about?"

"It's really eye-catching. It's really hard to see all the five-year-old, seven-year-old and eighty-year-old dancers dancing there."

"Come on, let's go in and find that idiot, he should know what's going on."

After Tu Shanhonghong and the three of them flew to Huahua Peak, they were stunned by the scene in front of them. They thought it was a fight, but it turned out to be a show.

Those old men, five of them couldn't make up three teeth, and they drank liquid food every day, but they played like ducks in water on iron bars, and they all played brilliantly.