Fox Fairy Little Matchmaker: I’m in Tushan, where I’m cultivating both chefs and immortals

The village chief sighed and said quietly, if he knew they would have handed over the money, the whole village was almost poisoned to death because of this incident, and now he, the village chief, feels very guilty.

PS: Ice Bear is not a treatment method made up, but a lot of information has been consulted!The Qing Dynasty medical book "Differential Syndrome Records" records that "people who eat puffer fish have numb tongue, nausea, abdominal distension and difficulty in gasping, and can't make a sound when they relax. Drink it with melon stalks, and they will vomit profusely. After vomiting, the previous symptoms will be completely resolved."

Chapter 96 Honey Sweet Potatoes

"Brother Jiang! Are you inside?"

Just as Jiang Chenxu was having a heated chat with the old village head of this village, Jiang Wuying's voice came from outside the room.

"Yingying, are you awake?"

Jiang Chenxu pursed his lips and asked with a chuckle, this girl has really suffered a lot in the past few days, and following his door-to-door visits to villagers at night, she moved so much water, I'm afraid it's more than she used to I am tired from practicing with old Taoist priests.

"Brother Jiang, why didn't you wake me up when you got up, I almost thought you left me and ran away."

Jiang Wuying walked in with a complaining face.

"Okay, okay, it's my fault, next time I get up, I'll call you well."

"Okay, that's what you said."

Looking at Jiang Chenxu's face of "admitting his mistake", Jiang Wuying showed a sunflower-like smile again, this sunny smile seemed to dispel the melancholy atmosphere in the room a lot.

"Is this the benefactor who saved our village? At first glance, she looks like a chivalrous woman, and she looks very heroic."

"Hey, I didn't actually do anything, it's mainly Jiang Ge's credit."

Hearing that she was called a "woman", Jiang Wuying's face turned red with excitement. Just when she was so proud, she saw the old man lying on the bed want to get up and give her a knock. She was so frightened that she hurried forward to help him .

"What are you doing? You can't do it, you are always ruining my life."

"Grandpa, the village chief, you'd better lie on your stomach safely, Yingying and I really can't bear your kneeling."

"Why not?! If it weren't for the two of you, our village would have been poisoned to death in a few days? Even if the poison doesn't kill us, we will starve to death if no one cooks!"

The two looked helplessly at the stubborn old man in front of them, and finally Jiang Chenxu said, "It's not too late for you, Grandpa Village Chief, to thank us after we settle the rest of the matter."

"Ah? Brother Jiang, haven't all the villagers in the village been detoxified? Is there anything else?"

Jiang Wuying was a little confused.

"Well, the reason why this village was poisoned was because it was poisoned by two puffer fish demons."

"Today I detoxified this village. If the two puffer fish monsters find something is wrong in two days, they may use more sinister methods to retaliate against us and the whole village."

Jiang Chenxu opened his mouth to express his concerns.

"It's really unreasonable! Brother Jiang, let me deal with those two puffer fish spirits. It just so happens that I have learned the skills for more than ten years and haven't actually fought them yet."

"Those are two monsters. What if you are not your opponent? Let's go to the Taoist priests of the Dao League to take care of them."

Although Jiang Wuying has indeed practiced for more than ten years, she has never been in actual combat and lacks experience, so Jiang Chenxu does not want her to take risks.

"Yeah, little girl, although you have some skills, but two fists are no match for four hands."

The little old man on the bed also persuaded.

"Hey, old man, Brother Jiang, it's okay. Those two monsters are at most big monsters. If they were the monster kings, they wouldn't be able to use this method of poisoning."

"This heroine has practiced swordsmanship and Taoism for more than ten years, and I can destroy two little demons with a single hand."

Jiang Wuying analyzed the situation of the two puffer fish monsters with reason and evidence, and then launched a "policy discussion" that lasted for nearly two quarters of an hour. In the end, the two couldn't get rid of Jiang Wuying and had to nod in agreement, but Jiang Chenxu also wanted to go with her.

Seeing the old village chief who hesitated to speak, Jiang Wuying dragged Jiang Chenxu to the river next to the maple forest. The three little bean dings also wanted to follow, but Jiang Wuying yelled at them.

The two walked into the maple forest, and when the wind blew, they were full of dancing flames. There was a wooden bucket hanging under each tree to catch the maple sap, so that the villagers could boil it into maple syrup.

Jiang Wuying put her finger into a wooden barrel, stirred it lightly, and then stuffed her finger into her mouth. The sweet juice suddenly exploded in her mouth, which made this sugar-addicted little girl show her satisfaction. smile.

"Eat so much sugar, be careful that you will lose all your teeth in the future."

Jiang Chenxu said as if admonishing.

"Hmph, it's not that you, a genius doctor, are here, you will definitely not sit idly by, promise, you can try it too."

Jiang Wuying said indifferently, and then dipped some tree sap on his face with the index finger of the other hand, which made Jiang Chenxu's face a little red and hot.

"You don't want to fight those two puffer fish spirits in this maple forest, do you? If this maple forest is destroyed, the villagers in this village will lose their livelihood."

"This girl is not so stupid. Have you seen the mountain on the other side of the river? Then I will lead the two puffer fish to the foot of the opposite mountain and subdue them all there."

Jiang Wuying brandished her sword and told Jiang Chenxu her plan vigorously.

"It's just that I don't know when those two puffer fish spirits will come? If they come in ten days or eight days, I will die of boredom."

Jiang Wuying rolled her eyes, bent down and drew circles on the ground.

"Are you hungry? Let me put a sweet potato pad first, it's a little cold, I put it in my arms to warm you up, I bought it in the town, and I forgot to give it to you when I got back."

"Add honey, you will definitely love it."

Jiang Chenxu took out two sweet potatoes from his luggage, warmed them up in his arms for a while, and then handed them to Jiang Wuying who was standing stupidly by the side.

"Brother Jiang, what do you eat then?"

"Me? I can just eat some pancakes. Sweet potatoes are too sweet, I don't like them."

Jiang Chenxu took out a few hard pancakes with a face of course, and prepared to wipe them all off with some water in a while.

"Brother Jiang, you...".

"Okay, okay, eat quickly, maybe you will have a big fight tomorrow, how can you fight puffer fish if you are not full?"

After hearing Jiang Chenxu's words, Jiang Wuying sat silently on the ground and picked up the sweet potato and bit it down one after another. What Jiang Chenxu bought was red heart sweet potato. This kind of sweet potato has a lot of water, and the red juice mixed with it The smeared honey seems to put Jiang Wuying in the clouds.

"Why are you crying? Isn't it delicious?"

"No, it's delicious. I think of the safflower you gave me and Ah Mo when we were young. They were all sweet. Brother Jiang, the days were so good back then."

Chapter 97 "Father's Passing Down the Mountain"

"Yingying, wake up! Don't sleep! There is movement!"

The two spent three full days in the maple forest. Although they said that they had a bit of a meal and slept in the open, the feeling of the two of them making a campfire outside the woods at night added a touch of emotion.

"Ah Choo! Brother Jiang, what's wrong?"

Jiang Wuying, who was sleepy, stood up, and it seemed that she hadn't recovered yet.

"There is movement by the river! It may be that the two puffer fish spirits have come ashore!"

"Huh? Let's go! Let's go and have a look."

The two quickly ran towards the river, and when they reached the last maple tree, they both stopped and shrank behind the maple tree, only showing their two heads looking up and down at the river. side.

A ripple first appeared on the silent river, and then the ripple became bigger and bigger to form a big vortex, and two figures, one big and one small, slowly emerged from it.

After the two figures came ashore, they could see the faces of these two monsters clearly. They were covered with spikes. If they were far away, they might think they were hedgehog spirits or sea urchin spirits.

"Sha~, father, it's really cold here, I prefer a milder place, and the salt content in this river is too low."

"If it weren't for our demon power, this cold place and bad salinity would kill us both."

The smaller puffer fish monster has been complaining about the big puffer fish monster.

"In the chilly spring season, it's normal to have such coldness. If it weren't for preparing enough gifts for your wedding, you would think that I would love to come here."

"Even if we have demon powers, we can't go ashore for too long, and if those stinky Taoist priests from the Yiqi Dao League find out, we will have to confess all of this."

Fugu Laozi said with a look of disgust.

"Stop! Are you two monsters poisoning this village?"

Jiang Wuying stood up with a talisman in her left hand and a sword in her right, and stared at the two puffer fish spirits with what she thought was a "vicious" look.

"Ahh! Father! There are Taoist priests here! Let's run away!"

The puffer boy screamed in shock, as if he was eating a peach to cool off.

"Evil son! Why are you barking? Why did I give birth to you, a waste? Your mother is not a dog!"

"This is the only human girl here, but if there are other Taoist priests who have come out, the two of us who are not even big monsters are not worth being ambushed by others."

Fugu Laozi said very calmly, in fact, he is also ready to run. If there is danger, he doesn't need to run very fast, as long as he can run past his son.

Anyway, their puffer fish can give birth to more than 100 sons and daughters at a time, and it is just easier to die one, and there is no such great pressure.

"Nie Zi, hurry up!"

Pufferfish Laozi is going to let his son go up to test the water first, and if that woman is awesome, he can just put oil on his feet and slip directly into the river.

"I...I can't do it! If I'm beaten to death, how can I marry Xiaofang?"

The puffer boy immediately shrank back, ready to shrink into the river and go straight home.

"Nie Zi! If you don't go, I will cut off your dowry, and you can marry that female puffer fish yourself!"

Fugu Laozi grabbed his son directly and threw him towards Jiang Wuying.

"I...I lost your mother ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The "bodybuilding champion" puffer boy was thrown and flipped a few somersaults in the air, and then fell in front of Jiang Wuying like a wild goose on the flat sand.

After the puffer boy stood up tremblingly, he tilted his head and shot poison at Jiang Wuying with his fingers shaking. Jiang Wuying also took out a few fake talisman papers that he had prepared long ago. The paintings on them were not spells at all but Jiang Chenxu name.

A few talisman papers were corroded by the venom in an instant, and Jiang Wuying ran to the other side of the river with a slightly exaggerated "scream".

Originally, I was a fugu father who had just become a little demon for less than ten years and had a low IQ. Seeing that such a good son could completely abuse that female Taoist priest, he immediately prepared to catch up and show his son a trick, only to hear him speak loudly. Shout: "Let go of that woman, let me come!"

Forced by the power of his own father, the puffer boy floated on the river and watched him and the woman fight at the foot of the mountain.

"Waste woman! Taste Lao Tzu's poisonous sting!"

After Laozi Puffer roared, his body began to swell rapidly, like a human-shaped ball, and the thorns on his body fell off the "ball" and shot towards Jiang Wuying.

"Wind blows!"

Looking at the hundreds of poisonous thorns in front of her eyes, Jiang Wuying picked up a wind talisman, and after the talisman was burned, a gust of wind blew towards the poisonous thorns, and the attack and defense changed instantly, and the venomous thorns shot at Jiang Wuying directly hit He was blown away, and the poisonous sting that started and ended will go back wherever it came from.

Fugu Laozi lay on the ground in fright, holding his head in his hands, his body shaking crazily.

Soon, Lao Tzu, who was covered in poisonous thorns all over his body, stepped on his legs, stretched out his tongue, and then stopped moving.

The puffer boy saw that his father had "passed away at the foot of the mountain", and he was so frightened that his liver and gallbladder split and he yelled and swam directly into the river. He ran directly to the river and forced him out with a sword.