Fox Fairy Little Matchmaker: I’m in Tushan, where I’m cultivating both chefs and immortals

Guyi took off his sunglasses, sighed and said, at this moment, Guyi has the appearance of a flower planter who was degraded in ancient times as a poet whose talents were not met and his aspirations were not rewarded.

"Guyi, you can pull it down! If you want to take what you have in your hand and go to the territory of the Yuetiao tribe, I can guarantee that you will be beaten into shit."

Zhao Yi's voice came from the front of the convoy. After listening to what the boss said, Gu Yi's dog's face froze, and the unknown "food" in his hand fell on the ground.

"Pfft, bunny, have they always been this funny?"

Looking at the embarrassing appearance behind the convoy, he asked Mingyue with a smile on his face.

"Well, although Ah Mo and the boss and I haven't known each other for a long time, during the time we were with the boss and them, Ah Mo and I had a very interesting time."

Mingyue glanced at the father and two who were still bickering in front, a smile appeared on the corners of their mouths, such days are really happy, there is no intrigue and deception here, some are just fighting between friends, Mingyue likes it very much The current atmosphere.

"If you want me to tell you, who can compare to our southern Gu technique when it comes to playing with poison? I can make a person have hundreds of Gu worms in his body, and I can keep him tortured by the Gu worms all the time without dying."

Huandu Luolan looked proudly at Jiang Chenxu and Cuiyu Xiaotan in front of her. Although both of them were more mature than her in appearance and body, when it came to playing poison, Luolan thought they were both grandchildren.

Even Zhao Yi, who was "watching the battle" on the side, gave a thumbs up and said that Huandu Luolan has the posture of a minister of the Ministry of punishment.

"Hmph! Don't underestimate our leech family. We are all great doctors in the demon world. Since ancient times, medicine and poison have not been separated, and I let the tracking secret technique I researched in the boss's body not be discovered. You guys Who can?"

Cuiyu Xiaotan also looked at everyone present with complacency, even such an awesome character as the boss can be tricked by me without anyone noticing, you are all the younger brothers!

"Let's not talk about anything else, I have at least used poison in actual combat, and I even killed a demon king. Have you two killed it? Besides, my medical skills have been passed down from countless human sages. When you two reach my age, you will understand~ "

Since Jiang Wuying's resurrection, Jiang Chenxu has a tendency to recover his personality from 100 years ago. Zhao Yi doesn't know whether he has more contact with the tumors in the team or spontaneously.

"Bah! Smelly shameless!"

"That's right! Although we are small, either of us is older than our age!"

The three of them continued arguing endlessly there, no one convinced the other, and they all felt that they were the best at playing drugs.

"How about we compare who will poison the boss first?"

Huandu Luolan suggested that her father failed to poison Zhao Yi, if she did, she would definitely make her father look at her differently.

"Compare! For the sake of fair competition, I will steal the boss's five poisonous beasts later!"

Cuiyu Xiaotan's competitive spirit was aroused, and she immediately agreed to join the battle.

"Well, Mr. Zhao is kind to me, but in order not to embarrass my master, I will reluctantly agree to your competition."

Jiang Chenxu didn't hesitate at all in the face of the two little monsters. As the only human in the competition, he also quickly agreed to Huandu Luolan's proposal for the "honor" of human beings.

Chapter 104

The distance to Tushan is getting shorter and shorter, Huandu Luolan and the three of them have more and more frequent daily temptations, like the food Zhao Yi eats, the things he uses, and even the air around him has been poisoned, but Zhao Yi It's just that there is nothing wrong with it, which makes the three of them go crazy for a while.

"Huh? I always feel like eating this meal. Girl Luolan, you add all kinds of secret poisons and strange poisons from your southern country to the food. I have a heavy mouth, so I have to order every meal." Only poison can be eaten."

"Why is this boiled water tasteless? Chenxu, you are well-informed, help me add some medicinal materials, such as heartbroken grass, arsenic, etc., to make it taste a little bit."

"Xiao Tan~, my tableware is a bit dirty, you can help me wash it, yes! Just use Crane's Crown Red to wash it, what? You don't have Crane's Crown Red? Then use whatever poison you have. Boss, I recently Take this bite."

Ever since he got the ability of being invulnerable to all poisons after soaking in the Holy Poison Pool, Zhao Yi has always wanted to try this ability, so after hearing Huandu Luolan's proposal, Zhao Yi was so excited that he grinned at the corner of his mouth every day. The rip girls from the Sakura Kingdom are scared away when they come.

"Damn! I can't take it anymore! Boss, you big freak! I've surrendered and quit the competition, you two continue to compete."

Cuiyu Xiaotan threw Zhao Yi's bowl and chopsticks away, and shouted frantically.

"I also quit. Mr. Zhao is really very human. I feel that no one in this world can poison him."

After Jiang Chenxu sighed, he also announced his withdrawal with a look of frustration.

"I said how could the great demon emperor, father, be defeated. It turns out that the boss is extremely poisonous. With just this ability, the boss can despise everyone in our southern country."

"I will also quit, this time the competition will be void."

Huandu Luolan rubbed the dark circles under the same style of Mrs. Gai's eyes, and said with a yawn.

"Guyi! What are you doing here?! Back off! Twenty steps away from me!"

Tu Shan Yaya, who was holding a bowl of "Ghost Pepper Noodles", was swollen with hot lips, and tears were streaming down. When she was about to find a handkerchief to wipe her tears, a familiar yet unfamiliar smell The smell was coming at her.

Why do you say that this smell is familiar and unfamiliar?Because Gu Yi and Lang Bei still felt that the delicacies they made before were not smelly enough, so they took their delicacies and ran to negotiate (threat) negotiate (threats) with Zhao Yi.

In the end, Zhao Yi, who compromised, gave them a box of canned herring, and the two "chemists" picked up the canned herring as if they had found a treasure and blended them perfectly with the delicacies they made before, which led to a further escalation of the smell. It has been achieved that as long as it is stained with a little soup, it will be smelly for thousands of years and last for a long time.

"Cough...cough cough, Miss Yaya, I feel that the boss has been a little out of order recently, and he is yelling about taking poison every day. If we go back to Tushan, Miss Honghong won't ask us for it."

As soon as Guyi opened his mouth, the surrounding flowers, plants and trees withered immediately, um, the upgraded version of the food they developed is dick.

"Well, what you said does make sense, so what can you do?"

Tu Shan Yaya pinched her nose and asked.

"No...no".

"Then why don't you hurry up! Look at how many normal people there are in this team!? You are more abnormal than the boy! Before I punish him, I have to treat you and Lang Bei first!"

Tu Shan Yaya yelled directly at Gu Yi. In the past few days, the entire convoy except Jiang Wuying, Mingyue, Gai Laotaijun and those Yinyue guards were normal, and the rest were abnormal, even Miaoying. It's a little abnormal, I practice singing in the motorcade every day, and I want to be a well-known singer like Zhao Yi.

"I am a cat happy star cat ~,......".

While talking, Miaoying's voice came in from outside.

"Yes, yes, just sing like this! Relax the base of your tongue! You have already sung very well, and if your voice is more even and coherent, it will be more perfect!"

Zhao Yi taught Miaoying how to sing. Miaoying's voice was very nice, but she didn't have systematic training and didn't know those singing skills, which led to her singing in a mess.

"Damn it! Miaoying has spoken again! Miss, I'll run away first!"

Guyi ran directly to the rear of the convoy, and plunged headlong into the "poisonous circle" created by himself and Lang Bei. As soon as he entered the circle, he felt that the whole air was much fresher and his breathing was much smoother.

"Old man! It's no use talking to me here! If I hadn't cooked for you every day in my previous life, you would have starved to death."

"Cut~, if the old man hadn't kindly adopted you, you would have starved to death on the street long ago, and you wouldn't even be able to keep up with the hot shit."

The old and the young in front of the convoy who were dismantling each other changed their faces when they heard the voice from behind, and immediately closed their own hearing, and then continued to ride on the horse and looked at the other's speaking lips. We can only continue to tear each other down by feeling.

"Pfft ha ha ha! Little rabbit, I think Mr. Zhao and the others are really interesting! I really like them more and more."

Jiang Wuying herself likes to dance with knives and guns, and she can't stay idle. This time, she saw that Zhao Yi and the others did more work than her. Fortunately, she was even more excited for a while.

"Uh, sister Yingying, Mr. Zhao is not like this usually, maybe Mr. Zhao has something happy these days."

After Mingyue rubbed her temples, she spoke with a speechless face.

The whole convoy is like a mobile "mental hospital", just driving slowly towards Tushan. A symphony of scents.

Originally, more than 20 Yinyue guards were enough to hang, and there were a group of lunatics behind them, how could this battle be fought?I can't fight a little bit, so the way back is unimpeded, and anyone who wants to stop is blocked by their leaders.

Chapter 105 Little Demon Immortal Wei Jian

"We will arrive at Tushan soon, and the two girls will be able to get away from this herd of cows and horses if they endure."

"Niumatouzi" Zhao Yi said righteously to Mingyue and Jiang Wuying.

"Pfft ha ha ha, then thank you Mr. Zhao, tomorrow I will take a good look at the scenery of Tushan."

Jiang Wuying covered her mouth and said with a smile.

"Mr. Zhao, we are not in a hurry, but we will have to bother Mr. Zhao when we have no place to live."

Mingyue blinked her big eyes and looked at Zhao Yi with embarrassment, constantly blaming herself for causing trouble to others.

"No trouble, don't be polite to me, my restaurant is quite big and the rooms are plenty."

"Besides, even if I throw Guyi and the others out, I still have to let you live."

Zhao Yi glanced at the two "chemists" behind the convoy, and then said with a smile.

"The smell that made me feel bad is getting closer and closer."

Jiang Chenxu, who was behind the carriage, touched his chest and looked in the direction of Tu Shan with a serious face.

"How long will it take to get to Tushan?"

After saying goodbye to the two, Zhao Yi flew to the front of the convoy, and asked a tall, calm-looking Yinyue guard commander, it wasn't that Zhao Yi didn't want to ask Tu Shan Yaya and the others, he felt that there were no tumors in the convoy. For a normal person, it is useless to ask.

The reason why Zhao Yi asked this Yinyue guard was because during the Tushan battle last time, the leader of the Yinyue guard held a long sword and swore to die, which left a deep impression on him.

"If you go back to my uncle, it will take about an hour or so to reach Tushan."

The silver moon guard commander replied respectfully.

"One hour? Then when we arrive at Tushan, we can just see the sun at dusk."

Zhao Yi raised his head and looked at the sky, the warm sun in the afternoon shuttled through the air gaps, soothing and long.The scent of flowers and plants permeated the convoy, as if it could fill all the emptiness between heaven and earth.

"Let the team speed up and try to arrive earlier."

"Yes! Uncle!"

Jingfeng, the leader of the Yinyue guards, responded and went down to notify the other Yinyue guards. Regarding Zhao Yi's orders, Jingfeng carried them out without thinking. At present, all the foxes in the entire Tushan territory basically treat this human son-in-law. With great respect.

"As expected of Tushan's Yinyue Guards, they really deserve their reputation, they are all first-class elites."

The speed of the convoy suddenly increased, but under the orderly management of the Yinyue guards, there was no confusion in the entire convoy. The orderly convoy surprised old man Xu.

"Uncle! Commander Jingfeng asked me to come back and report to you, there seems to be a fierce battle at Huafeng in front!"

After driving at full speed for an hour, the convoy could already see the outline of Tushan City from a distance. When it was a few miles away from Zhonghua Peak, a Silver Moon guard ran over quickly.

"Let the convoy stop, let me see what's going on?"

Zhao Yi squinted his eyes, and flew towards Zhonghua Peak with a cold expression on his face.

"The boss seems to be in trouble, I will help."

Zhou Mo reined in the steed under his crotch, raised the long sword on his back, and flew towards the direction of Huahua Peak.

"Heh, brat, you wouldn't have been beaten to death without the old man! Boss Zhao has a great kindness for the old man, and I can repay this kindness a little bit."

Old man Xu asked for a sword from the Yinyue guards around him, then tremblingly followed the two of them up the mountain.

"Which blind person dares to come to our Tushan to make trouble?! Auntie, I want to go and have a look!"

"Wow~ Let's fight~ It's fun! This princess is going to get involved too!"

Tu Shan Yaya and Huan Du Luolan, the two "tai sisters", left the convoy and ran up the mountain with them. One was about to drink heavily and the other was about to give drugs.

Mrs. Gai saw that her princess was running to fight, so she had no choice but to lean on a cane and walk briskly towards the distance with a helpless expression.