Fox Fairy Little Matchmaker: I’m in Tushan, where I’m cultivating both chefs and immortals

"Tushan fox demon? Heh, if you are honestly caught by us, I can let you live for a while. As a prey, you must have the consciousness of the prey. Since the prey dares to resist, then we can't keep them. ".

Liu Lanshan, the contemporary head of Tianxianmen, sat on the grand teacher's chair with a wicked smile, and said playfully, the ears on both sides and the potato-like head are like a potato sprouting on both sides.

"That's right, if it wasn't for Tu Shan's pretty fox and you didn't want to fish out the water, they would have been wiped out a long time ago. Do they still think the current Tu Shan is the old Tu Shan?"

Strawberry in black had a flattering face, flattering Liu Lanshan furiously, and it was so comfortable to shoot Liu Lanshan. Amidst the sound of flattery, Liu Lanshan, who has been suffering from kidney deficiency all year round, gradually lost himself.

"Hmph, Tushan without high-end combat power can only be ravaged by others after all. If you want to blame them, blame them for being soft-hearted, and there are no such figures as Beishan Demon Emperor and Nanguo Demon Emperor. It is time for these four demon kingdoms to become three. The Great Demon Kingdom is here."

"However, Master. There are still many monsters waiting to be reincarnated in Tushan City, and there are some monster kings among them. What if they make a move?"

"It's okay, according to reliable sources. Many monsters in Tushan City have recently moved out one after another for unknown reasons, and ran to live around a broken mountain. When the time comes, one of the two deputy heads will bring some troops to hold them back." They are fine, now Tu Shan is like a beautiful woman without clothes, who can only be played by us obediently."

Liu Lanshan said lasciviously, he felt that he could fight hundreds of more rounds due to his kidney deficiency.

"It is said that Tu Shan still has two demon kings, and one of them has stepped into the ranks of the big demon kings. We are only a demon king-level master like you, and we can't beat them."

Strawberry in black said to Liu Lanshan with a bitter face.

"It's okay, I have a backup, and those two demon kings won't be anything to fear at that time, gather the elite disciples of my disciples in the next few days, and I will make preparations. After half a month, follow me to attack Tu Shan quietly. Others found out. Tushan is such a big cake, and I can't bear to share it with others."

Liu Lanshan narrowed his eyes and said sullenly.

"If the head of the sect succeeds in doing this, it will surely be praised by all people. In the future, even the royal family will have to look at our Tianxian sect with admiration."

The pockmarked face of Strawberry in black was full of the word fanaticism, and he began to think about the steps of blitzing Tu Shan and the way others looked at him with admiration afterwards.

Following Liu Lanshan's order, the entire Heavenly Immortal Sect began to operate, and many elite Heavenly Immortal Sect disciples who were outside received the summons and rushed to Jiangzhou City one after another.

The talisman-making talisman-making and the sword-sharpening sword-sharpening, all of them are gearing up when they hear that Tushan is going to be attacked, and they all want to be the first to break into Tushan to plunder the wealth and the beautiful beast-eared lady.

Tianxianmen is actually a true portrayal of most people in the Yiqi Dao League today. The reason why the Yiqi Dao League was established at the beginning was to protect the human race, but now it has become to protect their own interests.

The demon race's resistance caused by the killings created for the sake of profit are the people at the bottom who suffer in the end. The Yiqi Dao League has added fuel and jealousy to the monster race and provoked the confrontation between the monsters, causing more and more people to join the Yiqi Dao League to fight against the monsters. The Yaozu desperately.

This has formed a deformed cycle, a dirty cycle full of countless blood and bones.

Chapter 17 Where is the boss?I***

The first ray of sunlight in the morning cut through the clouds and a little smoke and dust, and a beam of soft and warm light shone on Zhao Yi's face. Zhao Yi rubbed his sore waist from washing too many dishes, Standing up and looking in the mirror, I was ready to welcome this brand new day. After washing up, I finalized today's charter. Today I will suspend business and recruit employees.

Zhao Yi did what he said, and directly posted a notice of suspension of business on the door, and posted a recruitment advertisement next to the notice.

The recruitment advertisement stated that Huahuajia Restaurant is sincerely looking for one dishwasher, two waiters, and two security guards.The treatment is favorable and the salary is negotiable.

All the monsters and monks who came to eat in the morning were extremely depressed when they saw the closed business posted on the door.But when they saw the recruitment list next to them, everyone was so excited that they were eager to line up to apply for the job. After all, working in the Huahuajia Restaurant is a bragging job. Being a well-established employee even without salary , three meals a day are also available.

There was a long line in front of the flower planter's restaurant, the length of the line could range from the top of the mountain to the foot of the mountain. It felt like queuing at the flower planter's house to do nucleic acid.

The first person to apply for the job was a scorpion spirit. He said that everyone may not know the scorpion, but everyone should be familiar with the common name. People with phobias dare not look at it.

"Boss Zhao, I'm here to apply for a waiter job. I can serve more than ten plates at a time. I'm definitely a model employee. I don't need money, just eat every day."

Looking at this scorpion spirit, Zhao Yi thought of an upright little soldier in Cucurbit Baby, but Zhao Yi has intensive phobia, and only a lot of money can relieve this symptom. It dropped all over the place, and I gave him a pass without saying anything.

The second one to apply for the job was a slow-moving bastard.

"Boss Zhao, I'm here to apply for a job as a security guard. I can guard the restaurant until the day your ten-year-old grandson comes out. If the restaurant doesn't collapse, I won't."

Zhao Yi looked at this Wang Bajing, and what he thought was that if someone came to make trouble, by the time you get in front of him, I’m afraid that Big Big Wolf will eat Pleasant Goat, unless it can be turned into a yo-yo and thrown out to kill the enemy, but obviously It's not realistic.Needless to say, Zhao Yi also gave him a pass.

"The boss is here? I've applied for the job right away."

When Zhao Yi heard someone scolding him, he just wanted to take out the bright silver gentian gun, but when he looked up, he saw an alpaca spirit.

"What position do you want to apply for, and what skills do you have?"

Zhao Yi quietly moved the spear in his hand behind him, calmed down, and said slowly.

"I am applying for a job as a dishwasher, and I wash dishes very quickly."

Zhao Yi took it to the kitchen and looked at the alpaca essence that was spitting wildly on the plate.Almost yelled a word of grass mud horse, and then gave him a record of all birds facing the phoenix.Zhao Yi resisted it and kicked him out.

Zhao Yi rubbed his temples, feeling tired.

Life is not easy, Zhao Yi sighed.

In this way until noon, in order to deliver meals to Tu Shanhonghong, Zhao Yi reluctantly recruited five people, two cat demons named Miaoqing and Miaoying as waiters, and two human monks named Lang Bei and Wei Jian is the security guard, and a swan demon named Bai Rou is the dishwasher.

As for remuneration, several people and demons don't need wages, just provide two meals a day.

When Zhao Yi heard it, is there such a good thing?

But how can a good young man who is familiar with core values ​​in the 21st century be able to oppress employees.Zhao Yi secretly played Landlord Fighting in college class, ah no, he studied the contradiction between the peasant class and the landlord class in depth, and then led the peasant class to defeat the landlord class. In order to become bigger and stronger, Zhao Yi waved his hand every day Not to mention the two staff meals, the meals will be improved every seven days.

Zhao Yi sent an employee code of conduct to five people, which read:

[-]. No unexcused absence from work, if you need to ask for leave in advance

[-]. Do not be late or leave early

[-]. Everything should focus on the boss. When the boss is happy, I am happy. When the boss is sad, I am sad. When the boss is angry, I will solve the problems that caused the boss to be angry.

[-]. I didn't expect it for the time being, and I will add it at any time in the future

After arranging staff dormitories for a few people on the newly opened third floor of the restaurant, let them start work on time tomorrow.

Zhao Yi put the lunch box into the system space and walked towards Tushan. About two quarters of an hour later, a very magnificent city stood in front of him. There were many silver foxes standing on the city wall, standing like statues holding weapons. on top.

There are strings of red lanterns hanging along the outside of the city wall. They are blown by the wind and look like strings of candied haws from a distance. They are very beautiful and spectacular.Zhao Yi looked up to the sky and vaguely saw many kites. Ten small kites were lined up in a row, dancing in the air, flying up and down like little pigeons. A group of little foxes were flying kites happily, chasing each other. , The scene actually made Zhao Yi's heart throb, and an inexplicable emotion permeated his heart.

Walking into the gate of the city, there are also many people and demons who come to reincarnate and continue their relationship, queuing up and throwing dog food.When Zhao Yi was lined up, the Yinyue guard guarding the city gate saw that he was Boss Zhao, a flower planter, and took a few coppers symbolically, then looked at Zhao Yi with a "passionate" and "hesitant to speak" expression. .

Zhao Yi looked at the eager eyes of the Yinyue guard, sighed and said, "I'll give you a side dish next time."

The Yinyue guard left with a happy smile, and went to pretend to be aggressive with his companions on the city wall.Now who in Tushan doesn't know that the Huajia Restaurant, even the appetizers that Boss Zhao sent can be worth two days of penance.

After Zhao Yi entered the city, he was fascinated by the sight in front of him.Unlike human cities, although there are basically monsters in Tushan City, their living habits are basically the same as human beings, and there are all the things that should be available in restaurants, medical centers, markets, etc.A kind of familiar yet unfamiliar "human fireworks" blows in the face, and the noisy and lively city makes Zhao Yi seem to have returned to the flower planter.

Along the way, many monsters pointed at Zhao Yi and then whispered, and then showed expressions of admiration.

"Huh? Am I so famous now?"

Zhao Yi said something to himself, then shook his head and continued to walk around.

I didn't know that I seemed to have forgotten something.

Chapter 18

"Tu Shan looks really good. The smiles of these monsters coming and going are full of happiness and satisfaction. I have seen this kind of smile in the flower planter. It is the kind of smile that comes from the heart and is not fake at all. It's really healing."

Zhao Yi lowered his head and thought about the healing smiles while being generous, suddenly Zhao Yi seemed to hit something, and fell straight to the ground.

"Sorry, I was thinking about something just now, and I didn't look carefully at the road."

After all, it was my fault first, so I should apologize.

When Zhao Yi raised his head, what caught his eyes was a beautiful figure in a red ancient-style long dress with two beautiful bows tied around his waist, three maroon belts fluttering in the wind, and the sound of bells behind him.

"Idiot, you don't even look at your eyes when you walk, what are you thinking?"

Looking at Zhao Yi who fell to the ground, Tu Shanhonghong couldn't help but feel amused.

"No...it's nothing, I brought you rice, let's find a place first, I can't let you eat on the street."

Zhao Yi stood up, patted the dust off his body and said to Tu Shanhonghong.

"Then let's go under the Misery Tree, where the environment is very beautiful and there are few people."

"Okay, I just haven't seen the bitterness tree yet. I've always heard about Tushan's bitterness tree. Today I can feast my eyes on it."

"That is, the bitterness tree of our Tushan can witness the love between countless people and demons, and the bitterness tree is the symbol and symbol of our Tushan."

Tu Shanhonghong said arrogantly.

Not long after, a man and a demon walked under the tree of bitterness.

"Is this the Tree of Misery? It really deserves its reputation."

Zhao Yi looked at the bitterness tree full of pink flowers and said generously, whether he was in the flower planter or in this world, it was the first time he had seen such a magnificent and mysterious giant tree.

"No, here you are. Eat it while it's hot."

Zhao Yi took out a lunch box from behind like a magic trick and handed it to Tu Shanhonghong.

Tu Shanhonghong opened the lunch box and looked at the dishes inside. Inside the lunch box was a plate of cakes. The cakes were as thin as paper, soft and white, and elastic to the touch. In the bottom of the lunch box were some sliced ​​meat.

"Idiot, what is this? This pie is thin, and is this roast duck? It's not the same as what I used to eat."

"Well, this cake is a lotus leaf cake, which is used to roll these duck meat."

After finishing speaking, Zhao Yi picked up a lotus leaf cake, put two slices of duck meat on it, added two shredded green onions, rolled it up, and handed it to Tu Shanhonghong.

When Tu Shanhonghong saw the roast duck that Zhao Yi rolled for her, an imperceptible sweetness flashed in her eyes, and then she stretched out her white and tender hands to catch the roast duck that Zhao Yi had rolled.

"Well, it's delicious. The meat is tender and the skin is crispy, much better than the roast duck I ate before."

Zhao Yi saw that Tu Shan Honghong was eating roast duck like a little hamster with a bulging mouth, and couldn't help laughing. Zhao Yi felt very happy and fulfilled at this moment.

"This is the duck I roasted with fruit wood, eat more if you like it."

"It's really a great honor for the little girl to eat the food cooked by Tu Shan first."

Tu Shanhonghong said "yin and yang strangeness" and "slightly exaggerated".

"Uh, why is Tu Shan the most affectionate?"

"You don't know? After you sang Pocahontas last time, someone recorded it with a photo ball and sold it in Tushan. Most of the fox demons in Tushan listened to the song you sang for you." The nickname Tu Shan No. [-] is affectionate, and I have filled your brain with various versions of love stories."

Tu Shanhonghong exudes a unique taste of lemon, and the Peking duck in the food box has been "influenced" and has a tendency to turn into lemon duck.

"I said that after I entered Tushan City, there were always monsters pointing at me. It turned out to be the same thing. But, Honghong, you are not jealous, why do I smell a sour smell?"

"Cut, don't be so stinky. I... I don't have one."

"Anla, Anla. Even if I am affectionate, I have to be affectionate to someone as beautiful as you."

While talking, Zhao Yi couldn't help reaching out to touch Tu Shan Honghong's folded ear.

"boom".

Zhao Yi's body flew upside down and fell heavily to the ground.

If it weren't for Zhao Yi's iron prison law, two ribs would be broken today.