Yu Xiaogang and the two were pressed on the chair and looked at each other, their faces showed a look of bewilderment, mixed with a trace of anger and dissatisfaction.
Chapter 79 Pickled Vegetable State Banquet
The two brothers obviously want to reach a mutual aid and friendly relationship with the Heaven Dou Empire for the future of the Blue Lightning Overlord Dragon Sect. What is this old thing doing against them...
Just outrageous!
Senile dementia, right? Why is it so hard to tell?
Yu Xiaogang kept complaining in his heart.
And Ning Wudao at the side saw the stupidity of the Blue Lightning Overlord Longzong, and almost burst out laughing.
This girl is also the top three?
What is the threshold of the above three cases... Why are there all kinds of cats and dogs...
Their Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect is ashamed to be with them!
Seeing this, Xue Zhenbai immediately pulled his face down, but he didn't yell at him, but walked up to the main seat with the support of his attendants.
Before turning around, he still didn't forget to stare at the elder of the Blue Lightning Overlord Longzong, this little beam is considered to be tied up...
With the support of his attendants, Xue Zhenbai slowly sat on the main seat, frowning slightly, with a gloomy look on his face, he let out a long breath and closed his eyes slightly.
Then, a big fart came out of his ass...
The loud noise startled everyone present.
"Pfft~haha, cough cough cough!"
Ning Wudao's face was flushed, and he kept coughing on the seat. It took him a long time to calm down, and he spit out a piece of muskmelon from his mouth.
Really bad luck, eating a melon and almost choking to death...
Ning Wudao kept muttering in his heart, and slowly turned his head to look at Emperor Tiandou with an extremely wretched expression.
Granny drops, this is murder!
Absolutely murder!
It must be that Emperor Tiandou didn't like him this day, and wanted to make him laugh when he was eating, and then choke him to death...
And Xue Ye, who was standing beside her, covered her head, and secretly hid behind Xue Zhenbai in a speechless gesture.
A stinky spot is a stinky spot, but this way he won't be too embarrassed...
At this moment, Xue Ye was speechless for a while, and even had the idea of severing the relationship between father and son.
On such an important occasion, you fucking farted!
Just let it go, your special grandma's is still playing so loudly!
Don't you just hold your own ass and let it go?
Thinking of this, Xue Ye couldn't help but get angry. It seems that the matter of seeking power and usurping the throne has to be put on the agenda...
Xue Zhenbai was also a little embarrassed to see the strange eyes of everyone looking at him, but he quickly recovered.
He is the son of destiny, and it is their blessing to be able to smell his fart!
Thinking of this, Xue Zhenbai couldn't help showing a slight smile on his face, and said: "Ahem, how are you doing lately, you all are the pillars of my Heaven Dou Empire, this emperor is very worried!"
"Thanks to His Majesty, everything is fine, the body is in great condition, and the food tastes delicious."
"Yes, Your Majesty, it is really thanks to Your Majesty, it is our blessing to have a master like you!"
Hearing this, some people from small sects flattered immediately, after all they had to rely on the Heaven Dou Empire to survive, and if they were happy to be served by others, they would have good fruit to eat.
"Hahaha, it's good if you can eat and drink. Come here and serve food to all the lovers, so that you can eat to the fullest!"
Hearing this, Xue Zhenbai was very happy, who doesn't like being flattered?
As soon as the words were finished, countless maids came over from outside carrying trays.
Ning Wudao is also interested, you must know that he has not eaten since he got up early, and it is almost noon now, so he is naturally a little hungry.
I saw small plates being delivered to each table one by one by the maid, and as the small metal covers on the plates were taken off, small and gorgeous dishes appeared in front of everyone.
Originally Ning Wudao was very excited and ready to feast his mouth, but the cruel reality gave him two big slaps, telling him not to think about farts...
Pickled cabbage, pickled radish, green onion kimchi…
As the dishes were put on the table, Ning Wudao had some bad premonitions in his heart.
Should I just eat this today...
Is this the state banquet of the Heaven Dou Empire? It's really unique... Some condiments are served on a table of this level, and there are all of them!
Their food for the servants of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect is better than this...
Grandma, this bastard really doesn't take them seriously!
Ning Wudao kept muttering in his heart, the other people were also a little overwhelmed by the brain-dead emperor, and the atmosphere in the whole hall became awkward...
"Hahaha, dear dear ones, how about this meal, this emperor carefully prepared it for you!"
"It's not good to eat big fish and meat every day. It's good for your health to eat some lumpy pickles!"
While talking, Xue Zhenbai stuffed a piece of pickled cucumber into his mouth, biting it into his mouth until he spit it out under the table without chewing twice.
a bit unpalatable...
Who finds the chef for this motherfucker? Grandma really knows how to cook. Could it be that she found it from the nearby pickle country?
Damn it!
When we go back, we must punish these bastards severely!
Xue Zhenbai cursed secretly in his heart, this time the oolong is really a mother, it was not his arrangement...
"Yes, Your Majesty, it's not good for us to eat fish and meat every day, so we should eat something light!"
"This pickled vegetable turned out to be so delicious, thanks to Your Majesty for letting me know, otherwise, wouldn't it be a great pity in life if I missed it?"
Everyone was flattering non-stop in the audience. From time to time, someone would put a radish and pickles into their mouths. Some swallowed it with force, while others spit it away sneakily.
They really can't bear this pickle state banquet...
"Hahaha, dear dear ones, my daughter's birthday is today. I originally wanted to hold a small banquet. I didn't expect so many people to come. This really flatters me!"
Xue Zhenbai changed the topic in embarrassment, and didn't want to discuss this food anymore.
Hearing this, Ning Wudao felt a burst of criticism in his heart.
did not expect?
Your special grandma has searched back and forth eight hundred times. If the big sect does not come, she will always dawdle at the door of others, and if the small sect does not come, she will use all kinds of threats and temptations. Is this unexpected? !
This bitch is too shameless!
Ning Wudao cursed inwardly, then took a bite of the melon in his hand.
"We were extremely excited when we heard that His Majesty was going to hold a banquet. We rushed here as soon as we received the news. We didn't expect such a situation to happen. Please forgive us for our sins!"
"Yes, Your Majesty, I will come here uninvited, and ask Your Majesty to forgive me..."
A few leading elders of small sects who were not well-known in the audience answered the conversation, and they sang together, and they had a tacit understanding!
People from other small sects beat their chests and stamped their feet. Such a good opportunity to flatter was snatched away. This is more uncomfortable than losing a "small target"!
Hearing this, the smile on Xue Zhenbai's face was even bigger, looking at the people who just answered the conversation, she nodded with satisfaction, "I'm very optimistic about you".
Chapter 80 Can You Stop Talking About Me?
"No crime, no crime, all lovers can come to this emperor's banquet, it's too late for this emperor to be happy!"
Xue Zhenbai said very happily, and naturally she also had Meizhizhi in her heart.
Not bad, there are so many little licking dogs licking him, this feeling is simply exhilarating!
"Actually, the emperor also wants to find a good husband for my daughter through this banquet. After all, my daughter's cultivation talent is not very good, so I should plan this kind of thing early..."
"And it's not interesting for us to stay here, I think we might as well have a martial arts competition here!"
"I'm also extravagant today. I use the treasure of my Heaven Dou Empire, the "Vast Sea Cosmos Cover", as a prize for today's competition. It can also be said to be a dowry for my little girl!"
"However, although this "Vast Sea Cosmos Cover" is my daughter's dowry, but my daughter's dowry is more than that..."
"As for the age limit, let's limit it to under 12 years old. After all, you can't be too different from the little girl... As long as whoever can win the martial arts competition, I will make a marriage contract with his family or sect, and marry the little girl to him, and we will marry Qin and Jin forever. !"
Having said that, Xue Zhenbai slowly stood up and looked down at the people present.
Although his goal is the Blue Lightning Overlord Dragon School or the Clear Sky School, he still needs to have the appearance he should have.
But those small and medium-sized sects and families in the audience were a little excited.
After winning the competition, he was able to marry the three princesses, and he was also able to obtain the treasure of the Heaven Dou Empire, the "Vanhai Qiankun Mask"!
what does this mean?
This means that as long as they win today's competition, they will be able to fully embrace the big thick leg of the Heaven Dou Empire, which is the treasure of the Heaven Dou Empire!
Although that thing has no power, it is a status symbol!
With it, who would dare to be presumptuous to them?
For these small sects like them, this is simply a huge benefit!
The kind that smokes from the ancestral grave!
But then another sense of loss flooded his heart.
Although they also want to win, but this strength does not allow it...
You know, the people from the last three sects are still here, how can the disciples of these small sects compete with such behemoths...
Xue Zhenbai looked at the lost look of the small sect's team in the audience, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, his eyes were full of sarcasm, without any mercy.
His purpose wasn't these small sects in the first place, the reason why he sent invitations to them was just to have a few more younger brothers who licked him, so that his status would appear higher.
Now that their task has been completed, the future is none of their business!
"Come here, rearrange my high platform and transform it into a martial arts platform."
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