"Two thousand moras, so expensive?" Yi Dou yelled in pretended shock with a smile on his face.
"Hehe, all the ice cream in this store is made from high-quality milk..." the clerk said eloquently, and began to promote it without blushing.
"Oh, oh!" Yidou nodded, but he just stood there and didn't leave.
He then took out another ice cream and asked, "What about this one, how much Mora?"
"Three thousand moras!" The clerk showed a professional smile and replied tirelessly.
"Hiss... Sanqian Mora, is your ice cream made of gold?" Yidou shouted loudly, as if the clerk had done something outrageous.
The clerk looked at Yi Dou and smiled helplessly.From this point of view, he was here to find fault, and he shouldn't have cheated him yesterday.
"Our ice cream is not made of gold, but we use something more expensive than gold..." The clerk emphasized again that the cost of raw materials is very high!
However, the people behind were impatient.
"Hey, do you want to buy it or not, or leave if you don't!"
"That's right, don't waste time, don't eat if you can't afford it!"
They didn't come here for the delicious ice cream, but for his role.That is the effect that every man dreams of. In front of the effect, money is completely outside the body!
This is Yeyue's brilliance, he knows that the ice cream assassin will definitely not be able to kill a few people, after all, Dao's wife is such a tiny place.
He adopted a marketing method, sending someone to talk about the effect of eating ice cream.Before eating, you are sluggish, but after eating, you will be revived!The ghost knows how much courage Feng Linwei put in when he said those words.
In this way, someone will be attracted by the effect.If many people say that taking it once has no effect, wouldn't it still be ineffective?
Yeyue has already thought about this point, after all, men are not good enough, and they won't spread the word that they are not good enough.And the follow-up continued to promote the powerful effect after eating ice cream.
Even if someone thinks it's useless, they think it's their own problem, and it has nothing to do with ice cream.And if someone has a good face and can't eat it, then he has to describe his own strength.
One person picked up a piece of ice cream and shouted loudly: "Ah... three thousand moras, so expensive!"
The man was startled, and his hand shook violently.This made his brother, who was not strong at all, even more fuel on the fire.He looked at Yi Dou angrily, but he was afraid of Yi Dou's strong body, so he could only pay and leave.
However, how can he swallow this tone, he went to Tianling this year to file a complaint.
"Ah hey, two thousand moras!" The Yidou watchman picked up the ice cream and shouted the price loudly.Let those who already have a guilty conscience almost not be scared to death.
After all, if you come to buy ice cream by yourself, you don't want to be seen by others, after all, the unspeakable secret...
Chapter 137
After a while, hearing that Yidou was making trouble, Jiutiao Saluo rushed over in person.
"Hey, Tengu, I didn't do anything bad!" Yidou looked at Jiujo Saluo who was walking towards him and shouted.
"Received a report, you are here to threaten others, come with me!" Jiutiao Saluo waved his hand, not giving Yidou a chance to explain.
"Okay, this time I'll show you my true strength!" Yi Dou said, raised his right leg, shook it, and stomped hard.
Seeing this, the people in line hid aside one after another.But they didn't leave, and some people took the opportunity to bet.
"Alas!" Jiujo Saluo sighed, and then took out a handful of soybeans from his pocket.
"Hey... don't come here, there is a kind of upright contest... ah..." Yi Dou let out a painful scream, his face was pale, his limbs were stiff and unable to move.
Jiutiao Shaluo then waved his hand, and two soldiers picked up a bucket and walked away.Then, Kujo Saro did not go back, but came to the door of the milk tea shop.
"Put a price tag on these ice creams, otherwise you will be arrested for disturbing the soldiers!" This kind of thing was originally under the control of the people who were assigned to enforce it, but when she saw the poor Yidou, she still mentioned it.
The clerk nodded, immediately found a pen and paper, and wrote the price on it.Before the Ice Cream Assassin could do its job, its days were over.
However, even if the price is expensive, it cannot resist the enthusiasm of customers.A box of ice cream was snapped up quickly, which is really fast.
At night, Mo La went into Feng Linwei's purse.For this reason, Qilin took his brothers to eat a lot.After enjoying the comfort brought by Mora, they will no longer be unable to speak, but will talk endlessly.
"I'll tell you, don't tell anyone! Have you eaten the ice cream from the milk tea shop? If you haven't eaten, go and buy it. I just ate one, boy, guess what happened to me at night... "
"What, you don't even know the function of that ice cream. Let's just say, I ate one, and my hands are still sore!"
"You don't know, my wife praised me last night. That ice cream is really useful. My wife is respectful to me now, and her family status is so high. I'm afraid I won't eat ice cream."
All in all, Feng Linwei boasted about the ice cream, after all, it is related to whether he can eat enough.
There are many people who don't know the truth, and think that it's because they don't eat enough, and others are effective.Anyway, the long queue at the milk tea shop just lined up like this, and the old lady who didn't know the situation thought it was a bird egg.
On Yaedo's side, Yae Kamiko read Yeyue's new novel.She, the Narugami Taisha palace secretary who has experienced great storms and has both wisdom and beauty, is a bit overwhelmed.
Her face was flushed, and looking at Wen who was stuck at the critical moment, she was so angry that she wanted to grab Yeyue and beat her up hard.I don't know if my face is red from anger, or what.
There is no way, Yae Shenzi is a little uncertain about this novel, after all, it is unprecedented!So, she bought a cup of milk tea and came to the castle tower.
"General, do you want milk tea?" Yae Miko smiled and passed the milk tea over.Since Yeyue came out of Yixin Pure Land last time, Yae Shenzi couldn't enter Yixin Pure Land.
"Oh, I don't know what happened to A Ying, this stinky house girl!" Yae Kamiko sighed, and glanced at General Raiden.
"What do you want from me?" General Raiden looked at Yae Shenzi and raised his head to ask.After all, she also knew that Yae Shenzi could not enter the Pure Land of Yixin, so she could only come to find her.
"Ahem, it's nothing, take a look at this novel!" Yae Kamito handed over the novel without hesitation, what can a puppet understand.
General Lei Dian frowned slightly. Although she wasn't very busy, she didn't have time to read novels.However, she didn't want to have trouble with Yae Miko again, so she took the novel handed over by Yae Miko.
General Raiden slowly opened the book, Yae Kamiko gestured with his hands boredly, and asked with some doubts: "Did Ah Ying come out to fix you, why does it seem to have grown bigger?"
General Lei Dian didn't have a chance, but instead immersed himself in the book.
"General, come, it's time to drink milk tea!" Yae Shenzi inserted the straw and handed the milk tea to Lei Dian.It was originally prepared for Ying, but since she didn't come out, she could only take advantage of the general.
And General Raiden happened to see the part of drinking the medicine, and couldn't help but look at Yae Shenzi suspiciously. Is she going to poison me and kill me, and then be happy with Ying?
However, she remembered again that she was invulnerable to all poisons.So I took the milk tea and started to drink it.Since the last time she drank it, she also fell in love with the taste.
General Lei Dian looked more and more wrong, and his face turned slightly red.Yae Kamiko was stunned by this, if the color of her pupils hadn't changed, she would have thought Aying had come out.
General Lei Dian read the last page, and still had a little more to say.She seemed to have opened a Pandora's box with only a small gap, and her breathing became short of breath.
It turns out that there are so many things to pay attention to when having a child.No wonder she wants to create eternity with Yeyue, but he repeatedly rejects it. It turns out that I am that Ximen Qing, and she unknowingly substitutes herself into the character in the book.
Yae Kamiko looked at General Raiden's blushing so angry that she thought there was something wrong with her body.After all, we have been together for so many years, thinking that it would not be easy for Ying to recreate a doll, maybe even a skirmisher...
"Are you okay?" Yae Shenzi supported General Lei Dian, she was hot all over.
General Raiden looked at Yae Kamiko, she seemed to recall the last time Kage's mission came...
Yae Kamito came out of the castle tower with a flushed face, holding a book in her hand.It's really sad that she, the majestic eight-fold palace secretary, would sell her body in exchange for the publication of a novel.
But what happened to that sly smile on her face? Could it be that she recommended herself...
However, Yae Miko has obtained the right to publish novels.As for the problem, if you have a problem, go to General Raiden, what does it have to do with her Yae Shenzi, she is just a poor person.
Outside the Yae Hall, there is an additional conspicuous sign.
"Loyal fans of Lord Yai have opened a new book, and it will be on sale in three days!" (The name is too long, hereinafter referred to as Basi.)
I saw three very artistic characters appearing below the sign, "Jin Ping Mei"!
"What, Basi will release a new book after three years, don't stop me, I'm going to sleep here and line up!"
"Ten-year-old fans come here uninvited, let me squeeze in if you are sensible, let's watch together after we buy it!"
"Listen to the name, it doesn't look like Ba Si Da's style. There are no slimes anymore, so it won't look bad!"
Chapter 138
"What, you actually questioned Basi? That's great, if you don't buy it, give me the seat!"
"From the name, it should be putting plum blossoms into a golden bottle, so is the protagonist a golden bottle or a plum blossom?"
"In my opinion, Basi must be old and can't write that kind of passionate book anymore, alas!"
"That's right, the name doesn't have that kind of flavor when you hear it, but it looks like that kind of old-fashioned script with a serious face!"
"So, can you step aside and say this, just to deceive us new fans."
All in all, the Yaedo Hall was packed with people.But none of them bought books, but commented on that brand, as if it were some antique.
The aunt who was waiting in line at the entrance of the milk tea shop to get the bird eggs, but at the end of the line, she found out that they were selling ice cream.He was so angry that he cursed and almost lay down in front of the milk tea shop.
The clerk talked nonsense, and gave each of them a viola melon, so they were willing to let it go.Otherwise, the milk tea shop may have to close down early.
After they finished collecting the violet melons, they saw that the entrance of the Yae Hall was overcrowded, and immediately wanted to repeat the same trick.Don't even ask, just start queuing up.One thing to say, they can queue up, which can be regarded as a great virtue.
They thought, no matter what they sell, they won't leave without a single violet melon.No, there are two now.Why, because there are so many people here.
However, after waiting for a long time, the number of queues did not decrease at all.They were so tired that their foreheads were covered with sweat, but they still insisted on queuing. This kind of spirit is really admirable.
And the people in front were also suffering.
"Brother, why don't you go to the bathroom, I think your face is blushing!"
"No, I'm just peeing here, and I won't give you my place!"
"Ruthless man, admiration!"
After all, everyone fled away.After all, if he really couldn't hold back, wouldn't the people next to him suffer.
Seeing that it was getting dark, the aunts finally got impatient and went to the front to question the clerk:
"What are you doing, can't you see it with so many people queuing up, why don't you hurry up and distribute the bird eggs?"
"Bird eggs? What bird eggs? When did we say we were going to give out bird eggs?" The clerk was confused by the question. They were a bookstore, not a grocery store.
"Even if you don't give out bird eggs, you just watch them line up and don't sell anything? The queue is so long, if you don't sell anything, I will report you!" The aunt continued to reprimand.
"Uh, then do you want me to close my eyes and not look at it, or let me line up with them?" The clerk felt a heavy rain in his heart, but he still asked with a smile.
"I mean, if you stand here and don't sell anything, I'm going to report you!" The aunt was a little annoyed, and pointed at the clerk viciously.She just wants to prostitute a few eggs for nothing, what's wrong with her!
"Okay then, what do you want to buy, I'll get it for you!" The clerk asked with a smile on his face, but he frantically tried to persuade himself not to be angry.
Auntie looked at the row of trees on the shelf. Being illiterate, she was very confused and asked weakly, "Why didn't you sell them?"
"They? They bought a new book three days later, and they don't have it yet." The clerk replied truthfully, and he was also looking forward to that book.
When the aunt heard this, she couldn't help pointing at the people in line and scolded, "Ah, you people, have you lost your mind! Book three days later, what line are you in now!"
The few people in the queue looked at each other in blank dismay. Is it wrong for them to queue up earlier?But everyone ignored Auntie, after all, something happened to her, it would be bad to blackmail her.
Looking at the eyes cast by the sisters, the aunt knew that she couldn't return empty-handed today, otherwise she wouldn't have the face to go out in the future!
At this time, Yae Shenzi also happened to visit Yae Hall.As a result, she watched with great interest after being made such a fuss by the aunt.
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