"With all due respect, among the blues in so many worlds, you guys are the most fw..."
"Female Bruce? I suggest you fuck Grandpa"
Sequences of Zaun language as smooth as playing a piano resounded through the Vault, and the ravager couldn't help but stepped forward and tore people in half, but the audience who were torn apart did not die immediately, and were still in Taunt them with words.
There were also a few spectators who hung half of their bodies on the ravaged body. Instead of crying, they took out some suspected excrement and threw it into the ravaged man's open mouth. If they couldn't reach it, they just smeared it on the spot. The body surface of the originally mighty and domineering ravager was covered with a lot of excrement.
The Devastator vomited for a while and let out a frenzied growl, crushing everyone to a pulp, but soon they stood up again.
This time, no dark knight dared to let them get close.
But the audience was still not satisfied, they pulled out their intestines and threw them like a noose, trying to trap the Dark Knight.
..............
"*********"
"*****"
Immediately afterwards, the revived audience skillfully used the permutations and combinations of verbs, relatives, and body parts to attack Bruce's genealogy in all directions.
The Dark Knights, who didn't have such abusive vocabulary in the language they learned, were stunned for a while, and soon the Dark Knights present were assigned two fathers per person.
As ruthless people who have slaughtered at least one world, how have the Dark Knights received such insults? Except for the Laughing Bat standing aside laughing, the other Dark Knights are using long-range attacks to kill them continuously. Several people who insulted them.
But the infinitely resurrected audience who didn't feel the pain didn't care about it. The faster they died, the faster the opponent's defense was broken, so they scolded more happily.
While beating the Zaun piano, they were madly killing and venting their anger. It wasn't until the words that resounded through the Qiongji were completely quiet, and there was no further resurrection, that the dark knights stopped their attacks.
All the dark knights looked angry, only the laughing bat's expression changed from laughing wildly to thoughtful. At first, the killing machine wanted to blow up the entire Qiongji directly to make them shut up.
But the Laughing Bat didn't agree, he even secretly instructed the Dark Knights to stay on the Vault and not leave.
"Hahahaha, look at how interesting and chaotic they are. They also call themselves the fourth natural disaster. It's so appropriate, it's so appropriate."
The picture on the screen stopped at this moment, and the Laughing Bat kept applauding, as if to applaud their wonderful performance.
Chapter 206 Dramatic Death
"Their conversations, behaviors, and thinking are incompatible with this world. Hahahahahaha I always thought that I was crazy enough and had no bottom line, but by observing them, I found that I was still bound by some inexplicable bottom lines and rules! "
"Give me a chestnut..." The Laughing Bat stretched out a finger.
"Like I want to take off my clothes right now... well, you see I can't make any movements, I want to take out a pile of excrement and throw you now... I want to show a certain world to the whole world Diana....but I can't, I can't even say the word, it's all so ridiculous, isn't it?"
"They are all ordinary people, and they don't have any special abilities other than being able to resurrect strangely. Why can they do whatever they want with no bottom line or restraint?"
"It's all because of one word: character setting, something that those unknown little people don't have!
I have done experiments on the Dark Knights, and found that all their behavior must be based on personality, appearance, and even experience. They can do many evil things, but they cannot break through the character settings that were set at the beginning.
All of their actions are like... like they are serving a story, they are all standard "villains", and justice will prevail over evil in the end hahahahaha...
Obviously Barbatos's invasion is unstoppable, and the Justice League has been completely defeated, but you suddenly found the X Metal that can fight back from the Jedi. Does it look like those plots in those vulgar stories where justice will defeat evil no matter what?
We... no... it should be us except you, all of us are living in a story, and we are putting on a farce for drama, a never-ending farce! "
The Laughing Bat finished a long conversation, and then raised his head to look up. Obviously there was only a stone wall there, but his eyes seemed to see an endless river of stars.
"I still remember what I said at the beginning, I am very grateful to you, because you let me see the truth of this world clearly. I used to wonder why the protagonists of countless multiverses are always these people... Now I finally understood.
We are nothing more than created comic book characters, so our development is set the moment the brush falls! "
The Laughing Bat said a series of words to himself, and Lu Li tried to attack, but found that no matter what type of attack was effective.
The audience in the live broadcast room were also shocked by what the Laughing Bat said.
"Fuck, has the Laughing Bat broken the fourth wall?"
"I've realized that I'm a cartoon character, isn't that too outrageous?"
"In our impression, he is in the world of comics, but the anchor has traveled through the past. He should be real, right?"
"If he is a comic character, then the anchor is in the same world as him, and the anchor has also become a comic character? Are we, the viewers, also characters in the comic, and some viewers are watching us?"
"Fuck, if you think about it like this, all the worlds are false, I'm going crazy!"
"As expected of the Laughing Bat, it messed up my mind through the screen."
The Laughing Bat couldn't see these barrages, but as if he had sensed it, he turned his head to look at the camera, opened his arms and smiled.
"So dear readers, the first reversal is coming hahaha
In fact, I'm already... dead! "
Lu Li subconsciously looked at the system taskbar, and found that DC's special mission: The Dark Knights had already been completed.
Although the task was completed, Lu Li always had a chilling feeling.
Now that the Laughing Bat is dead, who is this Laughing Bat in front of him?
"To be precise, the original Laughing Bat is dead..." Having said that, the Laughing Bat changed his subject.
"You know how to end a manga, end a story?
The answer is that when there is only justice left in this world, only positive energy and so-called heroes, and without dramatic conflicts, even the most exquisite comics will be ignored!
So I choose to be a hero, and the first thing I do as a hero is to kill myself.
The second reversal is that I didn't really die. After I killed myself, an inexplicable force guided me to find a new body, a new body, a more powerful body hahahahaha
It's so funny, a villain who can never die, really interesting hahahaha...."
Lu Li had already given up looking for the Laughing Bat's body, and just quietly watched the performance of the guy who seemed to be projected by the Laughing Bat.
"Wow, I accidentally said too much, the time seems to be almost up." Obviously he didn't wear a watch, but the Laughing Bat still raised his wrist to show Lu Li.
"It's a pity, obviously I still have a lot to talk to you about, but I should go, I still have new plans to implement, you go and kill Barbatos, come on, I'm optimistic about you!"
The Laughing Bat waved his hand, and his body gradually turned into nothingness.
However, the next second, he suddenly jumped out again. "I forgot to explain, that guy over there is also real, he really thinks he is the Laughing Bat, it's very interesting, right hahaha~"
Immediately afterwards, his figure disappeared along with the laughter. Lu Li waited for a few seconds and found that he did not jump out again.
So he turned his head and looked to the other side of the Batcave. The Joker, who was almost offline all the time, appeared in the Batcave somehow, and joined hands with Batman to deal with the "Bat Laughing".
Having experienced that Lu Li just now had no interest in the Laughing Bat in front of him, so he didn't go forward, but opened the system interface and checked the completed tasks. He didn't expect the Laughing Bat to actually kill him. This gave him the feeling of accumulating energy for a long time and punching the cotton.
Chapter 207 Remember not to mention this to anyone
"Brothers, to be honest, I feel like I'm convinced by the Laughing Bat, at least from our point of view, he is indeed a popular comic book character, and a villain like him who dies inexplicably is equivalent to the end of the story .”
"That's right, if you don't consider the host's factors, his guesses are almost all right, which is too outrageous."
"Did those old brothers on the Qiongji spoil him? How did he guess so accurately!"
"Damn it, we died together. It's impossible for someone to spoil it with him. Well, I can only say that he is really a lunatic. He believed the results of such outrageous guesses, and even committed suicide to try to make the story unfinished."
"His mental pollution is so outrageous, I'm already starting to wonder if the world is real."
The audience in the live broadcast room was confused by a series of verbal attacks from the Laughing Bat. If he could see these bullet screens, he would not be able to laugh happily. After all, he made the so-called readers doubt the authenticity of this world. .
Lu Li's heart was also not at peace, but his expression was well managed. Others couldn't see anything unusual at all. Although he knew that something was wrong with the Laughing Bat, he could only focus on reality at this moment.
"DC Special Mission: The Dark Knights" (Completed)
"Obtained: Man of Steel upgrade authority, gained reputation: 7 million"
Man of Steel's upgrade privileges didn't have many gorgeous options, some were just a plus sign, and Lu Li tried to click on it.
"Whether to deduct [-] million reputation points?"
An upgrade of [-] million at a time, Lu Li thought it was acceptable, so he clicked Yes.
Immediately afterwards, a warm yellow light emanated from his body, as comfortable as soaking in a hot spring.
The strength is also constantly increasing, Lu Li calculated it with his brain, it is roughly equivalent to rushing into the yellow sun for a year.
In addition, Lu Li also found that his physical condition had returned to its peak state. If he could recover to full condition every time he leveled up, it would undoubtedly be of great help to him.
Think about it, the enemy has worked so hard to beat him to the bottom of the blood, but he only needs to click to upgrade to be resurrected on the spot with full blood, and even become stronger.
Lu Li assumed the enemy's perspective and felt that this was somewhat unfair.
The excitement brought about by completing the task slightly diluted the sense of confusion that the Laughing Bat brought to him.
Even until now, he can't believe that the Laughing Bat really died like this. Although he also said that he didn't really die, and even found a new body, but no matter what, now he won't die for a while. I can't come back.
Lu Li focused on the battle not far away. The Joker and Batman were beating the Laughing Bat with weapons in their hands.
Lu Li could have gone straight up and killed the "Laughing Bat", but he didn't want to miss this classic scene, so he continued to hide his tracks and secretly turned on the recording function of his phone.
If Bruce in the main world offends him in the future, he will find an opportunity to send it to those media reporters who love to write news and gossip and post it on the Internet. He even thought about the commentary of the video.
When I first entered the Batcave, I found that the Joker and Batman were beating people. I thought it was very interesting, so I took a picture of it. I didn't expect it to become popular.
"Clown... remember not to mention this to anyone!"
Bruce stabbed the sharp blade on the battle armor into the back of the Laughing Bat, and at the same time reminded the clown.
Before the clown could speak, the Laughing Bat kicked Bruce, and Bruce was kicked out without X-metal protection.
"I know you two too well, you can't beat me."
Immediately afterwards, the Laughing Bat quickly opened the distance and ran towards the pile of instruments behind him.
The clown raised the bat dagger in his hand and threw it at the Laughing Bat, taunting constantly in his mouth:
"No matter how powerful you are, you can only prepare as much as Batman can think of, huh? What are you running, did you only learn to run from me?"
The bat dagger cut through the shoulder of the Bat of Laughing, and then Bruce rushed up, tightly grasping the Bat of Laughing's hand, while the clown pointed his tie at the Bat of Laughing's hand, and a burst of green poisonous gas spewed out, Dissolved the weapon in his hand.
Immediately afterwards, the clown took out another bat dagger and slashed it down quickly and accurately.
"Shua~" The Laughing Bat's fingers fell off at the root, but as if he didn't feel the pain, he grabbed Bruce's fingers with his backhand, bent a few of them abruptly, and at the same time let out a hey hey laugh.
The watchers who witnessed all this stared wide-eyed, looking a little dumbfounded.
Feeling that the recording was almost done, Lu Li put away his phone and walked out from the corner.
Hearing footsteps, several people present turned their heads to look over at the same time.
"Come and help!"
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