The Blood Professor at Hogwarts

When the two of them mentioned today's journey, they seemed to have endless things to say to Harry.

Listening to the lively words of the two, Harry's face became even more rigid.

"Harry, you... still don't seem too happy?"

Ron was still talking vigorously, but Hermione saw Harry's disbelief and patted Ron hard to make him stop.

Harry shook his head, then turned to look at the two of them.

"Um, you two... have you heard any good jokes?" He asked with a tangled expression.

Chapter 210 Four Attacks on the Public Room

Reading tips: To prevent incomplete access to content, please do not use the browser reading mode.

"Tell a joke?" Ron gave Harry a suspicious look, and touched his forehead with a hand dipped in cake cream, "You must have a fever, Harry, to say such inexplicable words all of a sudden... You don't have a fever either?"

"It's not that I want to hear a joke, it's Professor Dracula." Harry said feebly, knocking off Ron's dirty hands that were still stained with cream on his forehead, "I have to find a good joke before Dracula Professor Gula is in a better mood..."

Harry told Hermione and Ron about visiting Hagrid today, about Buckbeak's troubles, and about his experience of seeking help from Professor Dracula, but couldn't help but irritate the professor with his cheap words .

"Hmm... Really, it's quite rough." Ron commented with a complex expression.

"How could the people from the Dangerous Creatures Committee do this!" Hermione complained loudly for Hagrid, "Those people must be trying to curry favor with Malfoy, and they dare not lose face to Dumbledore, so they can only treat a poor animal Let's do it!"

"Yeah, that class was clearly about Malfoy himself disobeying Hagrid's orders and insisting on provoking Buckbeak." Harry echoed, "Otherwise, how could such a docile hippogriff like Buckbeak To attack him for no reason?"

"Well, only the first Care of Fantastic Beasts class was interesting." Ron also sighed, "Hagrid seems to have been hit in the back, and every class only dared to let us go to those disgusting, sticky lakes. Feeding Flobber caterpillars in the lake, it's so boring!"

Saying this, Ron suddenly seemed to think of something, and his eyes lit up suddenly.

"Yes, I thought of a particularly funny joke!" He slapped his thigh heavily and said loudly.

Both Harry and Hermione looked at him expectantly.

If Ron can really come up with a good joke to impress Professor Dracula, then Harry's homework doubling problem and Buckbeak's complaint problem should be solved easily!

"Ahem." Ron cleared his throat very solemnly, and said solemnly:

"The joke is this - there is a Slytherin graduate who joins the Death Eaters, and Malfoy's dad, Lucius Malfoy, is responsible for teaching him the rules and knowledge of the Death Eaters.

Lucius Malfoy asked, "Young man, what do you want to learn from us?"

The Slytherin graduate said: "I want to learn from your inconsistency, inconsistency, and inconsistency. On the one hand, you are extremely submissive to the Dark Lord, flattering you, and wanting to kneel down and lick his toes; on the other hand, Constantly donating money to the Ministry of Magic, lying to officials of the Ministry of Magic that he was controlled by the Imperius Curse when he joined the Death Eaters, but he is actually loyal to the Minister of Magic!"

Lucius Malfoy said angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about? My Malfoy family abides by integrity and is willing to work for the Dark Lord. The Dark Lord trusts us very much. How could there be What about this bad habit?"

The Slytherin graduate was overjoyed and said excitedly, "Yes, that's what I want to learn!""

……

After telling the joke, Ron turned his head to look at Harry and Hermione, and asked confidently, "How is it, is it funny enough?"

Harry and Hermione looked at each other, then couldn't help it anymore, lay down on the table involuntarily, and laughed out loud.

"Hahahaha... I can't do it, Ron, you are such a genius!" Harry laughed until tears came out, took off his glasses and wiped the corners of his eyes, "Hahaha... this joke must be heard by Professor Dracula Hearing that, Buckbeak is saved!"

Hermione was a little more reserved, but not much better than Harry.

"Pfft...you are too bad, Ron!" She covered her mouth, her eyes were crooked, and her disheveled hair was bouncing with laughter, "If Malfoy hears it, it will kill your heart." There is."

"It's a fluke, I just thought of this joke when I was about to scold Malfoy." Ron said modestly, but his eyebrows were almost raised to the sky.

This joke may not be so funny to others, but the protagonist of the joke is their nemesis Malfoy, which makes the joke quite interesting.

[Currently used, the app with the most complete and best audio for listening to books, integrates 4 major speech synthesis engines, over 100 kinds of timbres, and supports offline

read aloud

Harry, Ron, and Hermione laughed ecstatically, and the other little Gryffindor wizards around them couldn't help but come over and ask them what happened to make them so happy.

Ron reworked his joke without hesitation, and happily told all the little wizards who came over.

Soon, this joke about Malfoy was spread all over the Gryffindor table, even the Ravenclaw table next door, and even the little ones on the Hufflepuff table far away. Some wizards have heard of it.

Just as the three little wizards were gradually enjoying their laughter and stopped slowly, an uninvited guest came to the long table of Gryffindor.

"Potter! Wes is here! I knew it was you two bastards again!" A familiar voice sounded in the ears of the three, "I'm going to kill you!"

Harry and Ron stopped smiling and turned their heads, and saw three very tall "Dementors" wearing black cloaks and hoods standing in front of them.

The leading Dementor, wearing high-heeled shoes to show his height, was looking angrily at them and drawing his wand from under his cloak.

"What the hell?" Ron looked at the three guys in bewilderment, "Has the dementor sneaked into Hogwarts?"

"Ron, have you ever seen a dementor holding a wand!" Hermione rolled his eyes at Ron, revealing the true colors of the three "dementors", "This must be Malfoy and his two followers , probably dressed like this to scare Harry."

Hearing Hermione's explanation, Harry carefully looked at the three "Dementors" in front of him.

To be honest, when he saw this outfit for the first time, he was actually a little scared, because the psychological shadow caused by the dementors before was really serious.

But the three "dementors" played by Malfoy and his two followers did not bring him the unique dark feeling of dementors, nor did they cause him to faint and hallucinate, so it is actually easy to judge It's not really a dementor.

Looking up, Harry saw hundreds of jack-o'-lanterns hanging in the Great Hall, a colony of fluttering bats, and many flame-breathing orange streamers floating lazily beneath the ceiling like brilliant water snakes. .

It was only then that he remembered that tonight was Halloween, and at the dinner party, many little wizards would dress up as elves and ghosts to scare others.

It seems that Malfoy wanted to pretend to be a dementor to scare Harry, but he just heard a joke about his family, so he was so angry that he directly exposed his "identity", and immediately pulled out the Wand ready to duel with Harry.

"Is there anything wrong with our joke?" Harry asked provocatively, squinting at Malfoy, who was wearing a hood and a black cloak, "Isn't this how your family behaves?"

Malfoy was trembling with anger, and blurted out a curse:

"Flipendo at full speed!"

Harry drew his wand at the same time, ready to fight back.

However, the next moment, another red-haired figure stood in front of him.

"Armor Protection (Protego)."

A transparent barrier blocked Malfoy's knockback spell, and behind the barrier was Percy Wesley's stern face.

"Using magic in the auditorium during non-duel club time, disrupting the order of dinner parties, and sneaking up on classmates...Draco Malfoy violated many disciplines, and Slytherin deducted ten points!" Percy said seriously.

"They scolded me first!" Malfoy yelled unconvinced, "Come on, Wes, you are favoring Gryffindor!"

"If you are not convinced, you can ask your prefects to come to me." Percy raised his head proudly, and at the same time wiped the badge of the student council president on his chest with his hand, "Just say that the Hogwarts student council president wants to talk to them!"

No matter how confident Malfoy was, he would never think that he and his two followers could beat the seventh-grade student council president, so he left the scene resentfully.

Before leaving, he said harsh words according to the old routine, "You wait, I will definitely let my father clean up you!"

However, before they had gone far, they saw two twins wearing pumpkin heads and dressed as pumpkin-headed knights walking towards them.

Telling another joke--

"George, why do I have a stomachache?" Fred the Pumpkinhead asked the other Pumpkinhead.

"Just sit down and eat something," said George. "Your stomach hurts because it's empty. Eat something and you'll be fine."

"So that's the case," Fred nodded suddenly, "Then I see that Mr. Malfoy seems to have a headache. Why is that?"

"He has a headache, of course, because his head is empty," said George, grinning. "Put something in his empty head, and it will be all right!"

"Hey, don't say that, George." Fred waved his hands in a strange manner, "If you put water in your head, wouldn't your brain be flooded?"

"Ah, I didn't think carefully." George blinked. "Thank you for reminding me, Fred."

Afterwards, the two looked at Malfoy together, laughing and looking very unbeatable.

Malfoy was about to cry out of anger, but since the president of the student union next to him was in the same family as these two troublesome guys, he could only give them a vicious look again, and then ran back to Slater as if fleeing. Lin's seat.

After solving Malfoy's problem, the twins wearing pumpkin heads cheered and jumped in front of Percy, and each of them patted Percy on the shoulder.

"Great job, Percy! You had the most handsome day we've ever seen!" they exclaimed. "We didn't know you had such a lovely day."

"I'm not partial to Gryffindor, I just fulfilled my responsibilities as the president of the student union." Percy's face seemed a little red.

He straightened his collar that was being slapped by the twins, and changed the subject: "You two don't plan to eat anymore, why don't you hurry up and get rid of these two silly pumpkin heads!"

……

The food at the Halloween dinner was as rich as ever, and with the interlude in the middle, Harry had a great time eating.

Although Hermione and Ron had already filled their stomachs in Hogsmeade, they still couldn't help ordering two servings of each dish, and finally stopped when they could barely walk, and went back to Hogsmeade with Harry. Gryffindor common room.

The three made an appointment to tell the joke to Professor Dracula together the next day, and said goodbye to each other at the entrance of the steps on the side of the common room.

"Good night, Hermione." Harry and Ron waved to Hermione.

"Good night, Harry. Good night, Ron." Hermione yawned and waved lazily.

At night, Harry had a rare good dream after encountering a dementor.

In An Ning's beautiful dream, he seemed to see his parents smiling at him, and he was flying around a cradle on a small broomstick.

then……

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The sweet dream was interrupted when Harry was suddenly awakened by screams.He frowned, still thinking about the beautiful dream before.

It was pitch black, and he was completely disoriented, groping for the curtains around the bed.

There seemed to be other movements around, and the voice of another roommate, Seamus Finnigan, came from the other end of the room.

"What's the matter?" he asked.

Harry heard the bedroom door being shut and wondered who had gone out.

Then he finally found the opening in the bed curtain and pulled it back, while another roommate, Dean Thomas, lit the lamp.

Ron sat up on the bed with a look of extreme terror on his face.

His bed curtains were torn aside, and the bed was turned over in a mess, as if there were a few holes in the mattress.

"Black! Sirius Black! With a knife!" Ron yelled incoherently.

"What?" Harry opened his mouth wide.

"Right here! What happened!" Ron yelled. "He tore through the curtains! Woke me up!"