Siheyuan: starting from the sticky cousin

Stick curled his lips.

Jia Zhang said: "Then I'll do it tomorrow morning. Isn't it an exam tomorrow? I'll make some delicious supplements for my grandson. When the time comes, give me a [-]% in the exam, okay?"

"Okay!" Sticky agreed.

Jia Zhang was overjoyed and said, "That's right, if my good grandson can score [-] points in the test, he will definitely piss off Li Qin's hoof!"

Qin Huairu did not expressly object to it either.

On the contrary, she was full of confidence in her son's exam.

Although it may not be possible to score [-]% in the test, but under the guidance of He Yuzhu during the half semester, Bang Geng has indeed mastered a lot of content.

It should be no problem to be in the top five of a class, right?

"Eat fast, go to bed early after eating!"

……

Early the next morning, the children all got up early to go to school for exams.

"Bank, do well in the exam!" Aunt Zhou said, "If you pass the exam, I'll buy you an egg to eat!"

"Okay!" Zhou Bank said: "If I can get in the top ten in the exam, will I give the eggs?"

Well, there must be a standard?

Aunt Zhou said: "If you can be in the top ten, I will buy you five eggs!"

The bank is overjoyed.

The stick next to him also looked at Qin Huairu.

Qin Huairu said: "Mom will buy you ten, go ahead, top ten, Mom will buy you twenty, that's fine!"

"Okay!" Stick stem also went to school confidently.

"My dear grandson, wait!"

Jia Zhang caught up with Banggen, and stuffed a large handful of freshly fried crotons into Banggen's schoolbag.

BangJiao followed everyone to school, showing off while walking: "Do you know what this is?"

"This is a good thing. My grandma copied it. Is it delicious?"

He seemed to have forgotten that this thing was obtained from Jia Wen.

"Crack..."

The croton is opened and the outer shell is removed.

Put the stick directly into your mouth and eat it.

"Sizzling...so fragrant...so delicious!" Stickyong ate with joy.

In fact, croton is not so delicious.

The stick is just for performance, to make others envy him, that's why he pretends to be so delicious.

Come and ask me.

Come and eat mine!

Stick thought, Jia Wen must want to eat it, and I won’t give it to you when he asks for it.

Hehe...I'm so anxious to kill you!

In the end, whether it was Jia Wen, Zhou Bank, or Tang Warehouse.

No one is interested in this stuff.

Stick stick made sullen, but he continued to eat crotons.

By the time I got to school, the croton was basically finished.

Jingle Bell……

The exam has begun!

Chinese in the first class.

Chinese teacher Mr. Song finished handing out the papers and said, "Students, don't forget to write your own name... Write your name first, and then do the questions!"

At this moment, Bang Geng suddenly raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I'm going to the toilet!"

"Hey, you're really disgusting..." Teacher Song gave Banggen an orchid finger, and said, "Why did you go when the preparatory bell was ringing, and now you only remember to go to the bathroom after the exam?"

"Don't go... Hold on!"

"When will I finish writing the paper, and when will I go again!"

boom……

After finishing speaking, Teacher Song slapped the table severely with the pointer.

Stick was so frightened that he shrank back and dared not speak.

But... What if my stomach really hurts?

He can only hold back!

boned...

boned...

boom……

Before the test paper was handed out, BangJiao felt like he suddenly rushed out.

call……

Much more comfortable.

its not right!

This fart...why is it still wet?

Bone Lulu... Bone Lulu...

puff……

boom……

Immediately afterwards, the stinky farts of stick stems continued.

Then, the golden stuff flowed down the tube of his cotton trousers and directly onto the ground.

The whole class was instantly filled with a foul smell.

"Uh... uh..."

Teacher Song almost spat out: "Who... who farts so ugly?"

Jia Wen also almost fainted from the smell.

You know, he is in the row behind the sticks, directly behind.

"I'll report it!" Qiu Sijun raised his hand and said, "Mr. Song, I'm reporting the stick, it's the stick... the stick pulled his pants..."

"puff……"

Teacher Song vomited blood: "Stick...you...you get out, get out quickly!"

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BangJie hurried out of the classroom dragging his wet cotton trousers.

On a very cold day, all the students opened the windows, and only [-]% to [-]% of the smell in the room dissipated.

In the end, Yan Bugui, the school cleaner, came in person and cleaned out the golden objects pulled by the stick.

As soon as Yan Bugui finished, he lay down on the snowdrift in the corner of the school and vomited.

Fortunately, after doing this, the stench in the room has indeed improved a lot.

Just ...

It's a little cold!

The students were all doing papers, but the teacher didn't allow the windows to be closed. This feeling made Jia Wen want to curse.

quickly!

At the end of the Chinese class of the first class, no matter whether it is a first-year student or a second-year student, they all handed in their most perfect test papers.

After the exam was over, Bang Geng came back from the toilet weakly.

...... 0

The trousers were also covered with gold objects.

Yan Bugui was ordered to clean it up for him.

BangJiao sat on the seat and continued to the second round of the exam!

But as the sticks entered the house, the whole room suddenly became stinky again.

At this time, not only are my hands cold, but my nose is also so smelly.

The invigilator for the second exam was Ran Qiuye.

Like Teacher Song, Teacher Ran also came up to remind everyone to write their names first.

Just after writing the name, BangJie said again: "Teacher... I still have diarrhea!"

Ran Qiuye already knew what was going on, and said, "Go, go... Hurry up!"

Stick up his pants and run away.

As soon as he walked out of the classroom, he heard a thunder on the ground.

puff……

rumbling...

Then Jia Wen saw Bang Geng bowing his body, covering his stomach with his hands and slowly squatting down.

Splashing water flowed out from the trousers.