Siheyuan: starting from the sticky cousin

Aunt Tang was furious.

I got a No. 6 in the exam, so I don't know the sky is high and the earth is thick.

Still have a treat?

Still eating?

Nima... Isn't it just to tell everyone that their children are better than ours?

Angry!

It was not only Aunt Tang who felt irritated, but also Aunt Zhou.

Her son Zhou Bank's exam was No. 9, and the difference was even worse.

So Aunt Zhou's complexion became even darker.

Of course, Qin Huairu called almost all the men in the compound to drink at her house, but Jia Wen's family was the only one who didn't call.

why?

Because the Jia Wen brothers and sisters did so well in the exam, wouldn't it be a shame to call them here? .

Chapter 119 (5 more) This certificate is wrong!

Jia Wen's house.

Li Qin looked at the pair of children and was satisfied. She took a deep breath and said with a bitter face: "You two have scored so many scores in the test this time, and you are still tied for No.1. How can I reward you?"

"Mom doesn't even know what reward to use?"

Li Qin's face was full of sadness.

But Jia Wen said: "What is the reward... Our family has everything, otherwise, mother, you can also learn from Qin Huairu, and reward Guoguo with two hard-boiled~eggs!"

"do not want!"

Guoguo hugged the claws of a big lobster in front of her, shook her head desperately, and said, "No, no, mom, I don't want to reward-!"

Hahahaha...

The family laughed and ate shrimp happily together.

After a few minutes, Qin Huairu's voice came from outside inviting everyone to their house for dinner.

Li Qindao: "This time is really unexpected. Last time, Bang Geng ranked first from the bottom. I didn't expect to get No.6 this time!"

"Pfft..." Jia Wen burst out laughing.

Li Qin asked, "What are you laughing at?"

Jia Wen said: "Mom, let me tell you this... do you know how we pass the exam?"

Li Qin was taken aback: "How did you pass the exam?"

Jia Wen said: "The teacher reads the questions, and the students do the questions!"

At this time, the literacy of students in the first grade of elementary school is very limited, and most students only know a few dozen characters.

The questions in the test paper are naturally incomprehensible.

So what do you do during the exam?

The teacher gives the reading questions.

For example, Ran Qiuye said: "Students, let's do the first question..."

That's it.

After listening to Jia Wen's narration, Li Qin suddenly realized, and said, "So that's the case. Didn't that bastard go to have diarrhea during the exam, and he has diarrhea all morning?"

"Yes!" Jia Wen smiled and said, "How well do you think he can pass the exam?"

"Then!" Li Qin said, "What about his certificate?"

"It was stolen!" Jia Wen said, "I saw it. He stole it from Qiu Sijun, who was at the same table. Granny Jia and Qin Huairu were deceived because they were illiterate. Just wait and see. Later, when they were eating You must show your stuff!"

"Hiss..." Li Qin gasped, and said, "The stick is almost perfect now!"

……

Jia family!

He Yuzhu came from outside with wine and some food in his hand.

There are peanuts, pork, celery, etc., all purchased at nearby supply and marketing cooperatives.

"Sister Qin, take the wine first... I'll cook a few dishes, it will be ready in 10 minutes, you clean up first..."

"okay!"

Qin Huairu was in full bloom.

Twenty minutes later, He Yuzhu's dishes were ready.

Two meat dishes, fried pork with celery, and a lion's head made of pork meatballs.

A plate of peanuts, two vegetarian dishes, and a cold spinach.

Six dishes is already a very generous hospitality standard.

"Master One...Master Second...Master Third..."

Qin Huairu shouted cheerfully in the courtyard: "Brother Zhou and Brother Tang, come on, our food is ready..."

"The sticks are waiting for you!"

This is to declare to everyone again: This is because of my son that I let you come to our house for dinner.

My son did well in the exam and got a certificate.

clap la la...

Uncle One, Uncle Two, Uncle Three!

Everyone jumped open the curtain at the same time, and came to Lao Jia's house one by one.

However, the complexion is not very good-looking.

Longguo pays attention to courtesy and reciprocity, if someone invites you to eat, you can't go there empty-handed.

Uncle Yi brought a bottle of wine!

The second uncle took two eggs in his bangs, and the third uncle held a cabbage.

As for Lao Tang and Lao Zhou, they also brought their own things.

Everyone came to Banggen's house and put their things at the door, which made Jiazhang very happy.

"Hehehe...he's here, what else do you bring?"

Mrs. Jia Zhang was no ordinary fake. While speaking openly, she began to move things into the back room.

Everyone sat down!

Stick stem also sat down.

Naturally, the two women, Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang, could not be seated.

However, Mrs. Jia Zhang went to get a big bowl and walked directly to the wine table.

"Grandpa, eat slowly, don't worry, drink slowly... I'll make some food for the child!"

This is very irregular.

According to the rules of the Forty-Nine City, the old men eat at the wine table, and the old ladies go to the wine table to pick up vegetables. This is one of the despised behaviors.

But, everyone understands.

After all, this is the Jia Zhang family!

And it is not easy for orphans and widows.

It's okay to order food for Xiaodang and Sophora japonica.

But never expected that Jia Zhang directly copied the meat dishes.

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wow...

A plate of meat dishes made her pour away two-thirds of it.

wow...

On the second plate of meat dishes, another two-thirds fell.

puff……

Yi Zhonghai was about to vomit blood: Nima...we haven't started eating yet, you took away all the meat dishes in one go, what the hell is that?

wow...

Peanuts, another two-thirds dropped.

shit...

This time even He Yuzhu couldn't sit still: "Grandma Jia... it's okay, it's okay... What about these five or six elders, what are we going to eat after you're done!"

"That's right!" Qin Huairu couldn't stand it any longer, and hurried away with her mother-in-law.

"Come, come... drink!" He Yuzhu poured wine for everyone.

Everyone raised their glasses together.

He Yuzhu said: "This time, I invited everyone to dinner, mainly to celebrate No. 6 in the stick test... and I also won a certificate... This is incredible!"

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First praised the stick to death, and then said: "Sister Qin, what about the certificate, let us have a look!"

The lights in the old Jia’s house were dim, and everyone really didn’t notice the certificates hanging on the wall.

"It's hanging on the wall!" Qin Huairu pointed to the certificate of merit on the wall.