Siheyuan: starting from the sticky cousin

When the fuze is almost at the firecracker, throw it vigorously with your hand.

Snapped……

The firecrackers flew through the air in a perfect arc, and landed on the snow beside them, exploding a snowflake.

I have to say, the firecrackers were fried perfectly.

"Hey hey hey...it's fun, it's fun..."

After blowing up two sticks, he mastered the basic skills of firecrackers. He lit one and threw it towards Bank Zhou.

"Snapped……"

The firecrackers exploded.

A piece of black gunpowder was blown up on Zhou Bank's padded jacket.

"Let you two bastards not take me to play, I'll blow up your son of a bitch!"

While the stick was blowing up, he also scolded Zhou Bank.

Zhou Bank's mother said angrily: "Qin Huairu...do you still care about your son?"

Qin Huairu glanced at it, and said, "What's up, what's up... Isn't it just children playing games, Aunt Zhou, what do you care about?"

"you……"

Aunt Zhou was stunned and speechless.

"Paralyzed!" Zhou Bank was not a vegetarian either, so he lit a firecracker and threw it over.

clap clap clap...

Soon, the two fought together.

In less than 3 minutes, Tang Kuang also came over, and the two of them threw a stick, which almost blew the stick to the door of the house, and several holes were blown in the top of the padded jacket.

Qin Huairu's face turned blue with anger, and said: "Did you do it on purpose? Aunt Zhou, Aunt Tang, can you two see... Are you blind?"

Aunt Zhou said: "What's the matter... Isn't it just children playing games, what about Qin Huairu?"

puff……

Attack me with my words.

you……

Really cruel one.

Chapter 145 (2 more) I blew myself up, ruthless!

"Go home, let's not play with them!"

Qin Huairu ignored it and could only take his son Banggun home.

But after waiting for a while, the stick couldn't help it anymore. After all, they were children, and they still had firecrackers in their hands. It would be uncomfortable not to throw them out.

Seeing Jia Wen, Warehouse and Bank playing together, he couldn't bear it anymore.

He asked Qin Huairu to light another stick of incense, and went out with his firecracker.

"Jia Wen, the warehouse, the bank!" Stick said, "Let me play with you, okay, I promise I will never lose your firecrackers again!"

Jia Wen said: "Get out!"

Then he stretched out his foot, but he didn't hit the stick.

Stick was so frightened that he quickly backed away, his heart was suffocating.

paralyzed...

Why don't you take me to play? I'll kill you bastards.

Stick took out firecrackers and lit them, thinking about throwing them to the warehouse and the bank, but seeing Jia Wen's "five-three-three" murderous eyes, he got scared and threw them away casually.

The firecracker landed in front of Aunt Yi's house.

Snapped……

Unbiased, the firecrackers landed at the feet of Aunt Yi.

Aunt Yi, who was holding the dumplings, staggered in fright. The dumplings in her hand became unsteady and fell to the ground.

"Stick...you little disciple, I'll beat you to death!"

Aunt Yi's face turned purple with anger.

Fortunately, these are dumplings.

Although it fell to the ground, it can still be eaten after being washed with water.

What if it's a bowl of noodles?

"Qin Huairu..." Aunt Yi said, "I don't care about your son... the one who celebrates Chinese New Year is about to go to heaven, right?"

Aunt Yi started to quarrel.

The third aunt next to him followed and said: "Qin Huairu, your son really should take care of it. He came to our house early in the morning to pay New Year's greetings to ask for New Year's money. We have no relationship with your family for no reason. I can give it to you." New Year's money?"

Yan Bugui said: "This child should be taken care of, don't fall into trouble on the first day of the new year!"

Qin Huairu said perfunctorily to everyone's accusations: "Bangjou... You are not allowed to be naughty outside... If you make trouble, mom won't cook for you at noon!"

Just saying this, BangJiao didn't even agree.

keep playing!

"Hey……"

He ignited a firecracker again!

call out……

Snapped……

Throw it into Auntie's room again.

"Don't give me lucky money...I'll blow you up..." said while throwing firecrackers.

Is it easy for me to get up early and give you New Year greetings?

How dare you not give me New Year's money, are you still human?

Stick stems are full of complaints.

The three uncles all complained.

However, he only dared to leave the first aunt and the first uncle, and did not dare to go to the homes of the second and third uncles.

why?

Because they have sons.

Liu Guangtian, Liu Guangfu, Yan Jiecheng, Yan Jiefang, Yan Jiekuang, anyone who came out at random would beat him up and make shit all over the place.

Just bully your family without a son, what's wrong?

Biu...

Snapped……

Biu...

Snapped……

An aunt in the room rushed out angrily with the head of a broom. The broom pointed at the stick and said, "You brat, if you throw something at our house again, see if I won't kill you?"

The stick was so frightened that he ran away with his head in his arms.

But Qin Huairu went out, and said, "Aunt Yi...what's the matter, why are you still getting to know the child?"

These words are not painful or itchy, and there is no emotional color at all.

It made me even angrier after listening to it.

After Aunt Yi came back into the house, Bang Geng went out cursing again.

Next to him, Jia Wen deliberately turned on the fire, he gave a thumbs up to Banggen, and said: "Banggen, you are really great, you are simply a little hero in our courtyard, even I dare not write with adults!"

"Yeah, yeah..." Warehouse said: "The stick is too powerful!"

Zhou Bank also said: "Bang, you are the hero in our courtyard!"

How could Bang Gauge distinguish such a high-level routine at such a young age? At that time, he really thought he was a hero, and said arrogantly: "What is this? Da Leizi blows up this old bastard!"

"Hmph, tell him not to give me the New Year's money, and I'll blow him up!"

Bang Bang ran back into the house, and then went out with a big thunder.

The so-called big thunders are huge firecrackers.

Ordinary small bills are about as thick as a pencil and about as long as a nail.

But the big thunder is obviously much bigger, twice as long as the firecracker, and even thicker, about the same thickness as the Oreo of later generations.

This toy was wrapped with a thick layer of paper, and the explosives filled inside were different, high explosives.

"Look at me!"

The stick held a stick of incense and lit the fuse of Da Leizi.

Then calculate the time and prepare to throw it in Aunt Yi's room.

Hmph... this time I'll kill you bastard.

Stick stem cursed in his heart.

But BangJiao forgot one thing: Da Leizi's fuze is faster.

Because it contains high explosives, the fuse of Daleizi is also high explosives.Ordinary small firecrackers explode about three seconds after being lit.

As for Da Leizi, it only lasted a second.

So obviously, stick stems are not aware of this problem.