Siheyuan: starting from the sticky cousin

Then there are six players.

Why did the Dragon Kingdom come here? There are six people.

These two kids are the team leaders?

Obviously impossible!

Since it's not the team leader, it's just a player, but the team leader!

Go ask and see what's going on.

Anyway, it was the last team to play, so the host directly pulled Jia Wen and the other six onto the stage.

The media from all over the world are holding up their cameras and taking pictures one by one.

Take a look at the origin of this wonderful Dragon Kingdom.

"Hello!" The host tried to speak as slowly as possible, and said in Russian: "I don't know if you can understand me, if you can, please say hello to me!"

Jia Wen smiled and said: "Yes, sir, I can understand your words, and I can speak your words, but this loudspeaker is a bit too high, sorry for my mouth!"

"puff……"

After hearing Jia Wen's words, countless people burst out laughing in the entire venue.

shit...

This kid is so funny.

"Hahaha..." The host laughed even more, and said, "I can hug you and talk, if you don't mind!"

"Ha ha……"

Jia Wen looked disgusted: "Sorry, I don't mind!"

puff……

Hahahaha...

There was another burst of laughter in the venue.

At this time, the organizer finally sent someone to send a small stool over.

Jia Wen stood on the small stool and was finally able to speak into the microphone.

That's right, the microphones at this time are not as convenient and easy to hold as they were in later generations. The microphones in this period are fixed and cannot be held in your hands.

"Friends, partners, and competitors, hello!" Jia Wen said forcefully, neither humble nor overbearing, "We are the representative team from Dragon Kingdom, although I don't know why you invited me up to say a few words!"

"But... I still have to say, it's an honor!"

"Oh!" the host asked: "That's it. According to the regulations of our competition, there must be two mathematicians participating in the competition, that is, your team leader. On the one hand, he is responsible for translating the questions for the students; Responsible for communicating with the organizer!"

"I don't know where your team leader is, or are you the team leader?"

The host looked at Jia Wen.

The whole world is watching Jia Wen.

Jia Wen thought for a while, and then said: "I'm sorry, we were the team leader, but just the day before departure, our respected teacher fell ill and couldn't come!"

"For this competition, we also prepared for a long time, so we didn't want to give up, so we came here, but we didn't have a team leader and a teacher!"

"Eh..." The host didn't know what to say.

No leader?

Water to translate test questions?

Water to participate in the scoring!

Jia Wen said: "But you don't have to worry, I understand English and Russian, I can be a translator and translate the title!"

"But!" the host said, "Will this affect your speed of doing the questions?"

"It doesn't matter!" Jia Wen spread his hands: "It won't affect much?"

The host smiled and said: "Thank you very much, but you don't need to translate. We have a spare translator here. He also understands Chinese and will translate for you!"

Jia Wen breathed a sigh of relief.

After writing it down, the host asked: "I'm curious, are you the only six of your Dragon Kingdom's six-member team... That little girl... She is!"

The host pointed to Guoguo.

Then, the whole world looked at Guoguo.

Jia Wen said: "Yes, he is also a team member this time, she is my younger sister, she is six years old..."

"What?"

"Six years old?"

"sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..."

"My God, can a six-year-old girl come to participate in the International Mathematical Olympiad?"

"Just kidding"

"It must be that there are not enough people, so we gathered together!"

"My God, this is genius!"

"I was still playing with mud when I was six years old!"

"It's really hard to imagine that a six-year-old girl can be so smart?"

Delegations from various countries and members of the media have all taken a keen interest in Guoguo.

The host also took a dozen deep breaths, and then asked, "Do you need any help?"

Jia Wen said: "It would be even better if there is a nanny, my sister may need to drink milk or go to the bathroom..."

puff……

Everyone laughed wildly again.

But the host actually arranged for a nanny.

She is a female college student from Sofia who is in her 20s.

"Okay, thank you very much, little friend Jia Wen!" The host said: "I wish you, and I also wish you Dragon Kingdom, good results in this competition!"

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"Thank you!"

Jia Wen jumped off the stage.

As a result, as soon as they went down, a player from the Neon Kingdom ran onto the stage.

"Host, I have something to say to the contestants of Dragon Kingdom!"

The person who came was about eighteen or nineteen years old, not tall, with long hair, and looked extremely wretched.

Taking a quick look, Jia Wen thought it was a special male star who would be engaged in the film and television industry of Neon Country in his later generations.

sizzle...

Too obscene.

"Students around, what's the matter with you?" the host asked the neon contestant.

The neon contestant bowed to the host, and then said: "I want to say a few words to my friends from Longguo!"

"it is good!"

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The host generously gave him the microphone.

"Hello, I'm Jiro Kawasaki, a mathematics genius from the Neon Country!" Kawasaki Jiro looked at Jia Wen and said, "I see that you seem to have encountered some difficulties in life. If you don't mind, our Neon Country There are a lot of supplies, my big brother, I can help your little brother!"

Jia Wen's face turned dark at that moment.

That's fine.

The occasion was wrong.

If you change the environment and say this to Jia Wen in private, this is called friendship, sending warmth.

But saying that in public is a bit insulting.

Insulting our country to be poor and wearing patched clothes?

The whole venue was also noisy.

Countless people looked at Jia Wen.

Jia Wen thought for a while, and said calmly: "First of all, thank you Kawasaki for your kindness, but I just don't know, is this atonement for your ancestors, or is it a normal donation?"

"I don't want normal donations!"

This time, it directly brought the grievances between the two countries.

Kawasaki's face was very ugly.

Unexpectedly, he wanted to humiliate the Longguo player, but in the end he kicked himself.

But he refused to admit defeat, and said again: "If you think it's an atonement, then it's an atonement..."

"Tell me your size, and I'll prepare clothes for you!"

I just want to humiliate you.

what happened?

result……

Jia Wen said, "Sorry, we are afraid of nuclear radiation!"

puff……

Puff puff……

This sentence made all the neon people bleed.