Siheyuan: starting from the sticky cousin

"No, how did he climb the tree with the eggs?"

Everyone was discussing one by one.

But the next moment, Jia Wen took out another egg.

then!

Three, four, five, six...

I took out more than 20 eggs in one go.

"Pfft..." Below, Jia Dongxu's eyes were red: Fuck... Fuck, Fuck, Fuck... This f*ck was originally our family's tree, and these eggs turned out to be mine?

I……

I am special!

"Mom!" Jia Wen yelled at Li Qin from above: "Pass me a basket, there are too many eggs on it, I can't take it!"

Li Qin also understood very well, and hurried to find a basket for Jia Wen to throw in the house.

With the help of one hand, Jia Wen began to put eggs into the basket.

One, two, three...

Every time one is installed, everyone is watching.

There are more than 30 fully installed.

Naked...

After finishing the eggs, Jia Wen slid down skillfully holding the basket with one hand and the tree trunk with the other.

hula la...

Everyone gathered around.

"Oh my god... it's really an egg..."

"Hiss..."

"So many, more than 30!"

The neighbors are drooling.

Jia Dongxu's eyes were red, and Qin Huairu licked his lips.

"No!" Jia Dongxu suddenly said: "This is our family's egg. It was taken from our family's tree. You must give me half of it!".

Chapter 038

Chapter 038

"This is from our family's tree, we must share half of it!"

Jia Dongxu's eyes were red.

If he hadn't lost his mind with jealousy, he wouldn't be able to say that in terms of IQ.

After all, just now, the property rights of this tree were re-divided, and he, Jia Dongxu, was the first one to go to the old mulberry tree to dig out the old raven's nest.

"Did you drink too much?" Jia Wen smiled coldly at Jia Dongxu, then left with a basket of eggs.

The people who left the entire compound were stunned.

"real or fake?"

"It's too fake, can there be eggs without a bird's nest?"

"More than 30 eggs were fished out at once, this... this is too fake!"

"But when Jia Wen went up, he was empty-handed. It can't be a fake!"

That's right!

It's summer now, and everyone is wearing thin clothes. Jia Wen only has one pair of underpants and one vest. Not to mention hiding thirty eggs, it's impossible to hide three.

There is no way to explain it.

Everyone can only believe that there are chickens laying eggs in this tree.

"Hey..." Liu Guangtian suddenly said: "There are eggs on this old mulberry tree, and there are eggs on the toon tree. Do you think there are eggs on this old locust tree?"

"Shh..."

All eyes were on the old pagoda tree in front of Uncle Yi's house.

bang bang bang...

Everyone is still in the stage of questioning, but Jia Dongxu has already taken action.

He frantically ran under the old locust tree, and climbed up directly.

Under the sneering, mocking and disdainful gazes of the neighbors below, Jia Dongxu slipped down from the tree in desperation.

No!

Not even a fart!

Jia Dongxu was really about to vomit blood: You said it was disgusting, but in order to covet the eggs on other people's trees, he came up with the coquettish idea of ​​sharing trees, but in the end he didn't expect the eggs on his own tree to be taken out by others.

so disgusting……

Spit blood!

The neighbors left one by one and went back to their houses.

But Jia Dongxu came to Uncle Yi's house!

"Uncle Yi!" Jia Dongxu said: "This kid actually got more than 30 eggs from my tree for nothing. He has taken advantage of it. We can't take advantage of him...he must be separated!"

He is still out of balance.

Uncle Yi said: "What do you want me to do with the water that was spilled when I said it?"

"Master!" Jia Dongxu yelled at the master directly: "I really suffered a big loss, you come with me to Jia Wen's house and ask for ten eggs, if you don't come back, I will sleep at night I don't feel good!"

Uncle Yi's face darkened: This is going to slap me in the face.

"I'll buy it!" Jia Dongxu said again: "I'll buy it anyway. Ten eggs cost [-] cents. Tell me!"

Yi Zhonghai didn't want to go at first.

But he couldn't stand his apprentice's pestering, so he thought about it, anyway, he was going to buy it, not to ask for it, so let's go!

He brought Jia Dongxu to Jia Wen's house.

"Master One!" Jia Wen said, "What's the matter?"

"That!" Yi Zhonghai said: "Well, you made more than 30 eggs at once. Although it is logical that these things belong to you, you can't let the neighbors empty-handed, right?"

"After all, this is Dongxu's tree. Today is just a public day. You can take care of Dongxu's mood and give him ten eggs, okay?"

"We didn't ask for your eggs for nothing!" Uncle Yi took out a few dollars directly from his pocket: "Eggs cost five cents each, I'll give you fifty cents, and you can sell him ten!"

I don't want it, I'll buy it!

This is not enough!

Anyway, no one is short of this little money these days, what they are short of is supplies.

Jia Wen smiled, then directly shook his head and refused: "I'm sorry, Mr. Yi, I have to eat this egg myself, and I won't sell it. Our family is not short of fifty cents!"

"It's getting late, so I won't keep two people, and I won't send them away!"

Without saying a word, he saw off the guest directly.

This made Uncle Yi's face darken to the bottom of the pot.

Jia Dongxu was even angrier and said a cruel sentence: "Boy, no one who eats alone will end well, just wait for me, I will die sooner or later..."

"Snapped……"

A slap fell on Jia Dongxu's face.

Jia Wen's murderous aura overflowed.

Jia Dongxu could no longer speak the threatening words, and he took a step back timidly.

boom……

Jia Wen waved the kitchen knife in his hand and slammed it on the cutting board: "I am six years old, even if I enter your house tonight and kill your whole family, I will not be sentenced to death!"

"Hiss..."

When Jia Dongxu and Yi Zhonghai heard this, the two elders were so frightened that they took two steps back.

"Walk around..."

Yi Zhonghai pulled Jia Dongxu and ran away in a panic.

The atmosphere in the room could not be calmed down for a long time.

Li Qin and Guoguo looked at Jia Wen with fear on their faces.

Jia Wen smiled and said, "Mom, Guoguo, don't be afraid, I'm scaring the bad guys!"

"Huh..." Li Qin took a deep breath and said, "Son, you scared mom to death just now... If you want me to say, I might as well give him ten eggs, I'm too lazy to pester him!"

"No!" Jia Wen said, "Human greed has no bottom line. If you give him ten today, he will want more tomorrow. Forget it, let's not talk about it...Mom, I've cooked the meal. Let's eat!"

"Okay!" Guoguo clapped her little hands and said, "Mom... my brother's pickled fish is delicious!"

That's right!

Jia Wen made fish with pickled cabbage.

This thing does not belong to this era, because this dish only appeared in the 90s, and he just used it directly.

The fish with pickled cabbage came up.

The family sat and ate happily together.

But Jia Wen's heart was cold: Yi Zhonghai is a dog.