Siheyuan: starting from the sticky cousin

"Da Mao, quickly apologize to Sister Li!"

Standing next to Li Qin, Xu Damao stood at attention and saluted, and said with a smile: "Sister Li, my dear sister, I am the one who is sorry for you, I will slap myself twice, that's all right!"

While speaking, Xu Damao was about to slap himself.

Jia Wen smiled and said, "No need, Uncle Xu, since it was unintentional, we don't blame you!"

Xu Damao and Lou Xiaoe breathed a sigh of relief.

The next moment, Jia Wen raised his head and looked at Lou Xiaoe, his big bright eyes showed a curious look that matched his six-year-old age, and he asked Lou Xiaoe: "Aunt Lou, there are many bad people in our courtyard. Be careful, just now I heard Qin Huairu and He Yuzhu speak ill of Uncle Xu?"

"Huh?" Lou Xiao'e believed it right then.

why?

Who would have thought a six-year-old could lie.

Xu Damao also believed it.

Because caring makes chaos.

"What did they say?" Xu Damao asked Jia Wen, twisting his face.

Jia Wen said: "They said, Uncle Xu, you are infertile..."

"It's really strange, why are you infertile... What is this infertility?"

"I don't really understand either!"

"Fart!" Xu Damao's face turned green when he was angry: "Fart, fart, fart!"

"Mother's nonsense!"

Lou Xiao'e was very concerned, she squatted down, her gaze was level with Jia Wenla's, and she asked, "Wenwen, tell me, auntie, what did they say?"

Jia Wendao: "He Yuzhu said that he kicked Uncle Xu's crotch since he was a child. Uncle Xu is [-]% infertile. Aunt Lou, tell me, what does the crotch mean?"

"puff……"

Xu Damao vomited blood.

Lou Xiaoe's expression was complicated.

The mother next to her, Li Qin, has really grown her mouth. I don't know what to say? .

Chapter 055 Xu Damao is dumbfounded: Am I really infertile?

Chapter 055 Xu Damao is dumbfounded: Am I really infertile?

"Fart, fart, motherfucker!"

Xu Damao swears directly.

Infertility is the greatest insult to a man.

The point is, Xu Damao is not married yet, and Lou Xiaoe is by his side. If Lou Xiaoe is brainwashed by these words, my marriage will be in trouble.

"Ezi, don't listen to their nonsense. It's impossible. I, Xu Damao, am a normal man. How can I be infertile?" Xu Damao explained to Lou Xiaoe while looking at Jia Wen, and said fiercely: "You boy, is it possible? Didn't you deliberately retaliate, deliberately speak ill of me and ruin my marriage?"

Jia Wen pretended to be confused, and said, "Uncle Xu, what are you talking about? Why did I ruin your marriage? I don't even know what infertility means?"

"Besides, the so-called rumors are limited to the wise, and the clear ones clear themselves..."

"Okay!" Xu Damao said: "You're right, those who clean themselves will clear themselves...I'll go to the hospital for a check-up later, and let you know what it means to clean yourself!"

"Silly Zhu... Qin Huairu!"

"You wait for me!"

While talking, Xu Damao pulled Lou Xiaoe out of Jia Wen's room.

"Wenwen..." Li Qin looked at Jia Wen and said in surprise, "Did you really hear He Yuzhu say these words?"

"No!" Jia Wen shook his head and said, "It's all my own guess!"

"puff……"

Li Qin almost burst out laughing: You son of a bitch, you're making a big fuss now!

the other side!

Xu Damao and Lou Xiaoe returned to their room.

"Ezi..." Xu Damao was a little anxious and impatient: "I'm really not, you have to believe me, this is He Yuzhu and Qin Huairu talking nonsense!"

"The conscience of heaven and earth, my father is not infertile, how can I be infertile?"

Lou Xiaoe curled her lips.

Xu Damao said: "How about this, let's go to Sijiucheng Hospital for an examination tomorrow to see if I am infertile?"

Lou Xiaoe smiled and said, "Okay, let's go check it out tomorrow."

The two agreed, and there was no grudge.

Xu Damao said: "Ezi, eat at my place tonight before leaving, I will cook something!"

"No more!" Lou Xiao'e said: "There is a hot pot restaurant of the Meat Joint Factory on Wangfujing Street, let's eat there later, I invite you!"

"I invite you, how can I ask you to invite me!" Xu Damao expressed his generosity while feeling pained.

Lou Xiaoe suddenly said: "By the way, did you notice the food on Li Qin's table just now?"

"What?"

Xu Damao frowned, then seriously recalled it for three seconds, and said: "It seems to be some strange thing, messy, it looks a bit disgusting, is it a big bug?"

"It should be a big crab, what a big pincer!"

"No!" Lou Xiaoe shook her head and said, "That's not a big crab, but a big lobster!"

"Oh!" Xu Damao nodded, and said, "Anyway, I don't eat that stuff, but this Jia Wen is convinced and dares to eat anything. I heard that he fished it from Shichahai today, and it weighs more than ten catties. I don't know. Can you eat it!"

"Of course I can eat it!"

Lou Xiao'e smiled and said: "Who said it was fished from the Shicha Sea? This thing is a sea lobster. It lives in the sea and will die soon if placed in fresh water. Nonsense, it cannot be fished from the Shicha Sea. !"

"Oh..." Xu Damao said: "I just heard about it... Ezi, is this delicious?"

"It's not bad!" Lou Xiaoe said: "I went to Australia with my father when I was young, and I ate there once, but it wasn't so big. My food was small, about seven or eight catties!"

Xu Damao asked, "Is it expensive?"

Lou Xiao'e thought for a while: "It's okay, it's quite expensive, my dad said, then one is about half a large yellow croaker!"

"What?" Xu Damao was stunned: big yellow croaker?

half?

The large yellow croaker mentioned here is not a large yellow croaker from the East China Sea, but a gold bar.

It is a gold bar from the national period, about 380 grams.

Half a bar of gold.

sizzle...

"It's as big as Jia Wen's house!" Lou Xiao'e shook her head and said, "I'll get three big yellow croakers anyway, their house is not simple..."

"Hiss..." Xu Damao gasped, "Impossible...their family has always been ordinary!"

"Ordinary?" Lou Xiaoe shook her head: "Da Mao, you believe me, their family is definitely not simple!"

"and!"

Xu Damao refused to believe it anyway, and said: "You don't know, their family and Jia Zhang's family are actually one family, Jia Dongxu and Jia Dongxiao are two brothers, the eldest was forced to death by the second and the old woman, Li Qin almost Die. Now orphans and widows, what can be so difficult... I saw that it was just lucky to pick up a lobster, don't worry too much!"

"Oh!"

Lou Xiao'e rubbed her forehead and said, "That's fine, maybe I'm really overthinking, Da Mao, let's go to dinner, I'll ask you for leave tomorrow morning, and go to the hospital for a checkup!"

……

At noon the next day, Lou Xiaoe brought Xu Damao to the hospital.

Straight into the andrology department!

The andrologist is a very old doctor.

"Doctor..." Xu Damao said with a smile on his face, "I want to see if there is anything wrong with me. I am going to get married soon. I will check the andrology department to see if I can have a baby?"

"sit down!"

The old doctor is actually a doctor of traditional Chinese medicine with a masculine skin. After asking Xu Damao to sit down, he first gave Xu Damao a pulse.

"Young man looks good!" The old Chinese doctor said: "At your age, what can you have... um..."

The old man's eyes sharpened immediately.

His brows were also slightly wrinkled.

Xu Damao's heart skipped a beat: "Doctor, what's going on, is there something wrong with me?"

The old doctor let go of Xu Damao's pulse, but he did not answer Xu Damao's words. Instead, he made a list and said: "Our hospital imported B-ultrasound equipment one day, you can go for a B-chamber screening, and when the results come out, I will I'm showing you!"

"it is good!"

Xu Damao nervously took the list to do B-ultrasound.

After about half an hour, the results came out.

But Xu Damao couldn't understand the spooky talismans on it. His old doctor could read it.

The old doctor glanced at it, and then took off the thick glasses hanging from his face: "Young man, did you receive any external blows when you were young?"

Xu Damao felt a chill in his heart: "What should I say, doctor, I am..."

The doctor waved his hand: "You were fine at first...but then you were hit by an external force and things were broken. Although some parts are still functioning, you can maintain your masculine characteristics!"

"But to put it bluntly...you, I'm afraid you won't be able to have children!".

Chapter 056 Killing two birds with one stone, Qin Huairu's face was swollen