Siheyuan: starting from the sticky cousin

Take a closer look: good guy... lobster.

Yan Bugui immediately went numb: Your sister's...

It is understandable to catch lobsters in Shichahai before, but this is a borrow pit for burning bricks, you can also catch such a big lobster?

This……

This one.

It's poisonous!

Yan Bugui even forgot that Jia Wen smashed his home to pieces two days ago, and ran over from the side of the road: "Come and see, such a big lobster is...so big?"

"Hiss..."

The third uncle was shocked!

The lobster is half a bucket in the bucket, it must weigh more than ten catties.

And this fish is too big, I have never seen such a big fish in so many years.

"Wenwen..." Yan Bugui said with a flattering expression, "Can you give me your fishing rod, I'll go fishing!"

"cannot!"

Jia Wen smiled coldly, and left with his younger sister Guoguo.

When you go back, clean the lobster and fish first, put them in a wooden basin, and then grill them when you come back at night.

The siblings closed the door and left the house for school!

Here, Yan Bugui returned home at 0.1, took out his treasured fishing rod, and went to the pond behind.

It's okay, I'll just fish for a while.

Maybe you can catch a big fish!

There will be no delay in class.

Yan Bugui flicked the fishing rod, and threw the hook directly into the ice hole that Jia Wen broke open just now.

Wait and wait!

Time is like running water, passing by little by little.

But the third uncle Yan Bugui did not catch any fish.

Not even two fish bites.

"What's the problem?" Yan Pugui frowned, and then suddenly realized: "I know, you can't use bait, Jia Wen has never used bait for fish!"

"Yes, yes, it must be so!"

Yan Bugui took a deep breath, reached out and took the bait off the hook and threw it to someone beside him, then threw it out with an empty hook.

It's definitely ok now.

Chapter 101 (7 more) Yan Bugui was fired!

the other side!

Jia Wen came to the school leisurely with Guoguo.

It's still early for class, but it's too cold outside, so I can't make a fuss in the playground, so I can only go back to the classroom.

When I entered the classroom, I took a look: Good guy!

The children are all at the back, squeezing against the wall!

The so-called "waist squeeze" is an activity among children, that is, one person leans against the corner of the wall, and then a dozen other children lean against the wall and squeeze forward one by one, squeezing the frontmost child.

The children at the front come out from the corner when they can't stand it, and then go to the back to squeeze, and squeeze back and forth one by one.

Feel very boring.

But this movement has an advantage, that is warmth.

That's right, after two rounds of squeezing, the whole body is hot.

"Squeeze squeeze..."

"Squeeze your waist..."

"Squeeze squeeze..."

"Squeeze your waist..."

The children uttered neat slogans while squeezing.

boom……

Jia Wen put the schoolbag on the desk, and then shouted: "The big devil is here..."

bang bang bang...

He ran to the back at 15 and squeezed hard.

"what……"

"Squeeze me to death..."

"Bang bang bang..."

The children leaning against the wall were all squeezed down by Jia Wen in one go.

Coincidentally, the last child happened to be a stick.

boom……

Jia Wen's body bumped into it.

Directly put on the stick and look at the stars.

"I'm so dizzy..."

boom……

The stick fell to the ground.

Hahaha……

The children laughed.

Of course, nothing will happen. Just now, Jia Wen controlled his strength very well and didn't hurt the stick.

Otherwise, Jiazhang wouldn't blackmail me to death?

"Jia Wen... Jia Wen... come here!"

Suddenly hearing someone calling him, Jia Wen turned his head and looked: Good guy, Principal Wu!

clap la la...

The children ran around in fright, and even the stick lying on the ground sneaked back to their seats.

Jia Wen walked out slowly.

"Good afternoon, Principal Wu!"

"Hmmmm... come on, this is..." President Wu pointed to Qiao Xiu beside him and said, "This is Chief Qiao, she has something to do with you!"

"Aunt Joe!"

"Jia Wen!" Qiao Xiu said, "Auntie has a very important meeting this afternoon, and I won't be able to come pick up Yi Qiaoqiao when you get out of school..."

"Go back to school, let her go back to your house with you for a meal, okay?"

"Auntie is going to pick up Qiaoqiao after get off work tonight!"

This is also no way, an emergency.

Originally, Qiao Xiu wanted to entrust it to Principal Wu, but Principal Wu has no food to eat at night, and the teachers are off work, so he can't bring the child to his home.

Principal Wu didn't care, but Qiao Xiu, as the leader, couldn't do this.

If you do this, someone will gossip.

So in the end, after much deliberation, I felt that Jia Wen was more reliable, so I entrusted him to Jia Wen.

"No problem!" Jia Wen patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, Aunt Qiao, you can pick her up at our house after get off work!"

"Okay!" Qiao Xiu said, "thank you, I know your family!"

After finishing speaking, Qiao Xiu left with Principal Wu.

Jingle Bell……

At this moment, the class bell rang.

The children are all in class.

The first class was Chinese. Teacher Song came in with a friendly face, smiled slightly, and said, "Good afternoon, all students!"

"Hello teacher!"

"Okay, today we will learn about peaches. Do you like to eat peaches?"

Jia Wen covered his face instantly.

Teacher Song asked curiously, "Jia Wen, what's wrong with you?"

Jia Wen said: "The peaches I ate were too cold, my stomach hurts..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

……

Qiao Xiu pushed the bicycle and walked out of the campus slowly.

Principal Wu followed and sent them out of the campus.

"Principal Wu..." Qiao Xiu said, "The city is going to hold a meeting this time, mainly to promote the morality of teachers and teachers. There are very high requirements for the quality of teachers!"

"Some teachers nowadays are really outrageous."