Me, Ultra Cub!Light of the Earth!
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This kid doesn't look like he just got beaten, why is he so curious?
Lei Xu took a glance from the heart, but he didn't notice the figure of Jujian Huihe and the old woman, so he roughly mentioned the relationship between Di Jia, Camilla, You Lian, and Daigo, but omitted the relationship with the four of them. Information about the Old Ones and the Outer Gods.
【Oh--】
Sato suddenly realized, 【The God of Di is now with Captain You Lian...Miss Camilla is so pitiful. 】
Lei Xu gave him a sideways glance... This kid is really not afraid of being beaten.
Return Miss Camilla, be silly, the old woman just smoked you for 10 minutes.
"Tell me about you."
Lei Xu lightly kicked Jio, calling back Sato who was suspected of being crazy in his imagination.
"Cthulhu, and what's your situation now, have you fully grasped the power of Mezad?"
【Uh-huh! 】
Mentioning this, Sato was immediately excited, with a hint of uncontrollable pride in his voice:
[Cthulhu has been asking me to surrender, wanting me to be his subordinate, I resisted desperately, fighting that big octopus in consciousness, and my physical skills were also at that time...]
After listening to Sato's vivid narration silently, Lei Xu probably understood what happened to Sato.
That probably wasn't Cthulhu, but the incarnation of Krasin. Sato's experience was not much different from Lei Xu's own conscious battle.
The process of him mastering the power of Mezad is also easy to understand——
Whoever fights to the death in consciousness a thousand times or eight hundred times will probably be able to fully grasp the ability of the body.
The Mezad in the drag consciousness is a blessing in a complete state, and Sato is a blessing in disguise.
After this battle, he completely mastered Mezzard's physical ability.
That's right, including the most classic hyperspace quantum fluctuation state of the Mezzard family, the premise is that the body is intact.
Lei Xu pondered for a while, and invited Superman Aguang to come and help Sato see what can be done to fix it.
"Well, recovery is not difficult."
The golden flower faded, and Serizawa withdrew his hand on Sato's forehead, "Your body itself has a very powerful self-healing function, but it lacks specific mineral elements and space-time energy. If it is fully replenished, it will grow back soon."
[Oh, oh, wait for me to recover, Ultraman Hikari, please accept me as a capsule monster, I want to go to the Kingdom of Light, I really want to go to the Kingdom of Light, please! 】
Sato almost lay on the ground and hugged Superman Hikaru's thigh...if he could really hug him.
Lei Xu & Superman Aguang: …
"no!"
Hikari shook his head seriously:
"Going to the Kingdom of Light is not such a simple matter. It is a distance that even the king feels far away. You still have your parents, relatives and friends. Once you leave this life, you may not be able to look back."
【I didn't intend to come back. 】 Sato muttered in a low voice.
Superman Aguang:? ? ?
Lei Xu helplessly raised his forehead, it seems that Sato already knew what kind of face his family was like.
Willingly become a monster, become a mezzard and never miss home, and now he wants to go away and never return.
Lei Xu thought of Takeru Sato, whom he had only met a few times. Compared with his eldest brother who rose to a high position at a young age, Masayoshi Sato, who had not yet become a mezzard at that time, was obviously completely abandoned by the family.
If it wasn't for that family that made him completely desperate, Masayoshi Sato, who was born in such a family, probably wouldn't be able to become a crazy Austrian fan.
[Oh oh oh~ Dagu Sama, Dagu Sama, look at me, look at me, I am Sato, I am in front of you, look at me. 】
Seeing Sato's excited appearance, Dagu was almost not scared back.
"how?"
Lei Xu looked at Da Gu curiously, Gu'er looked constipated, there must be something wrong.
"Is there a problem?"
"Senior Lei Xu, please transform yourself in front of the whole world and announce that you are Di Jia, please!"
After struggling for a long time, Dagu suddenly made a big bow.
That aura was no different from kowtowing, it directly frightened several people present, Lei Xu hurried to pull it, but failed to pull it back after two pulls.
"Okay, okay, I agree, okay?"
Reluctantly letting go, Lei Xu successfully pulled up Dagu, with a serious face:
"Now tell me the cause and effect!"
Standing on the same spot for another long time, dawdling and tangling, seeing Lei Xu's eyes getting more and more strange, Da Gu simply gritted his teeth.
"Senior, take a look at the Internet...I'll go to Director Qiao for help!"
Lei Xu took out Aguru Plus in confusion and took a look.
Hey --, that's weird, let's take another look.
Looking at it again, it's still weird.
Looking at Yiyan again, poof——, burst out laughing.
Dagu, who kept laughing until he came back again, pinched his neck with a black face.
"Cough cough cough cough cough cough—"
Lei Xu kneaded the neck where the handprints still remained, looked at Dagu, and immediately wanted to laugh.
"Senior Lei Xu, if you laugh again, I will fight with you!" Dagu silently clenched his fists.
"Cough, don't laugh." Lei Xu's face turned red.
Dagu: ...You are obviously laughing, and you haven't stopped!
Here's the thing -
Now, there are hundreds of millions of people on the earth who have seen Da Gu's true face, and among those hundreds of millions of people, there is obviously no shortage of the painter's touch.
No, it hasn't been a day yet, and portraits with 10 versions are all over the Internet.
Dagu Guangsu replaces all current idols and becomes the new husband/wife of billions of people.
Today's top search term is actually——
【Oh, gender can't be so stuck...】
——This is the signature of billions of people on social platforms.
As for the various comments... Lei Xu felt that there was no need to read it again, as he knew what these fun people were talking about.
It’s nothing to just talk and jokes on the Internet. The most extreme thing is that someone moved Dagu and Dijia directly into the temple/sacred hall/prayer room, and asked Jesus politely /Buddha/True Ancestor/God steps down.
Lei Xu's expression at that time was like this: (???)
More than a dozen editions of "Dijia Bible Dagu Quotations" are being printed, oil-painted portraits, hand-painted photo albums, and some of them are vividly painted.
Hand-made figures, bronze statues, statues, pendants, stone statues, stone carvings and reliefs, and all kinds of small commodities have been continuously shipped out of the factory.
It is reported that some indescribable products have been modeled and pre-sold.
Lei Xu: (,,?ω?,,)
Finally, in less than a day, there were 1077 newly registered religions worldwide.
Without exception, Tiga is declared to be the supreme god, and Dagu is the pope in name of the sect, and they all declare that they are orthodox.
In order to compete for orthodoxy, these sects have had more than a hundred bloody conflicts, and the remaining minor conflicts need not be counted, they are simply too numerous to count.
In this way, it is not difficult to understand Dagu's anxious appearance.
a day-
After being called husband/wife by countless people, and then being placed in the temple to offer incense/pray, a group of religious fanatics held a large ancient Bible excerpted from "Tiga" and repeated what they said they said. Shouting his own name and bloodshed.
Lei Xu substituted Dagu for a little bit, and his blood pressure immediately went up.
This is simply a repeated social death with different patterns. Dagu can still maintain his sanity instead of transforming and destroying those root servers, which is really a manifestation of both quality and cultivation.
Lei Xu asked himself that he absolutely did not have this kind of psychological cultivation.
"How about it?"
There is one thing to say, this is really too much.
Such a long time is enough for GDI to react, Lei Xu looked at Qiao Ya who was approaching in a hurry.
"Online public opinion is under control."
Qiao Ya nodded wearily, and looked over with a frown, "Actually, it doesn't matter if you don't control it online, the key is offline."
"En!" Lei Xu nodded heavily.
This kind of situation is really not easy to deal with. It is better in the country of rabbits, but it is really a group of demons dancing wildly in foreign countries, free to fly.
There are also those who offer incense and worship, which is really a headache.
However, no matter how difficult it is to deal with, this unhealthy trend must be suppressed.
Not only for Dagu...of course this does not mean Dagu is not important.
Humans don't need more religions, even if they believe in the real Diju.
——Tiga does represent hope, but hope is not only Tiga.
Lei Xu thought deeply.
Next, I am afraid that it is necessary to weaken the influence of Ultraman, the special IP, so that Ultraman cannot become a god in the hearts of mankind.
"Is there a way?"
Lei Xu didn't even want to raise his eyelids, "Can my transformation through live streaming solve the problem?"
"...I'm afraid not."
Joya waved her hand with a wry smile:
"You know, preconceived ideas, and those hundreds of millions of people have really seen Dagu, and banning it alone can't solve the problem. The more banned it is, the more efficient it will be."
Lei Xu nodded silently, Qiao Ya thought the same as him.
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